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Email Luke Archives Photos Stars Essays Search Luke Is Back.comHeadline News Advertise Dirty Danza Mar 6 Mike Ramone - AVN Editor In Chief Tim Connelly used to have that title along with that of AVN publisher. Paul Fishbein is AVN president. I understand that Tim is in charge of budgeting and hiring and that while Paul kicked himself upstairs, he's still active on the editorial side with Tim and Mike (who was initially unhappy when Tim came on board). Tim and Paul are the public faces of AVN. Eon McKai Interviewed On Nerve.com
Vanessa Blue Unleashes Fem-Dom Vision on Hustler Dan Miller writes for AVN.com:
Forbes Says Vivid Is Going Public Here's an excerpt from the article: "Hirsch, who controls 33% of Vivid's equity, split the proceeds of the sale with two partners." So who are Steve's two partners? I only know of David James. Vivid's public face Bill Asher must have an ownership position. Deep Throat Numbers Real
I wrote a similar letter to Michael Hiltzik when his article came out. He didn't bother respond. I guess he's above all that. Josh Alan Friedman: A Life Obsessed With Negroes. I got a DVD of this feature-length documentary by first-time director Kevin Page. The film is on the festival circuit hoping to get picked up for broader distribution. Josh Alan in his Screw days Josh today on Times Square Smut Peddler Al Goldstein, Jim Buckley, founders of Screw magazine Screw Screw Screw Josh Alan Raven De La Croix Josh, Raven on Midnight Blue Raven De La Croix Josh's wife Peggy Bennett Peggy Bennett Tales of Times Square Josh interviewed about his book in 1986 on Channel 11 in NYC Josh with a guy now on CNN Josh Alan in 1986 The film begins with Josh on the modern 42nd Street and Broadway in Manhattan. He says the word "Jews" rhymes with more words than any other word in the dictionary yet it is very rarely used in pop music. Josh says he started writing for Screw in the summer of 1976. His first published story was headlined "Schtupping A Spic." Standing on Times Square today, Josh says "it's all Japanese. It's all Disneyfied... It's retailtainment. That's the new pornography of Times Square." Josh: "I would've been 21. My first publication came out. It was the only time my mother threw me out of the apartment and I went forlornly dejected down to Times Square with a Royal typewriter and a suitcase. I found myself a $5 flophouse [on 47th Street off Eighth Avenue]. I was thinking, this is where I belong. I went out late at night to the newsstand and copped a copy of Screw. And found my story [November 22, 1976 issue] that I had submitted months before. I was on cloud nine. I might've even killed myself if it wasn't for seeing my first published piece in Screw. "Screw was started in 1968 by two renegade hippies -- Al Goldstein and Jim Buckley." Jim appears in the 1971 film Mysteries of the Orgasm:
Josh: "It was the first underground sex newspaper of New York to show everything. Al Goldstein but a paid heavy price...but in his footsteps came the whole porn industry. "The last thing I wanted to do was to write for Screw fulltime. I'd already been published in Penthouse and New York magazine. I had this lofty feeling that I was going up in the world. But I was broke and needed a job badly. Screw offered me one [in 1980], beginning as associate editor. I took the job reluctantly. I felt depressed. I wanted to work at Saturday Night Live. I had been going to their meetings that year. There were a few people there trying to get me a job as a writer. "My pieces would get picked up in Gent and Cavalier magazine because their editors were afraid to go into these places. I soon found out that going inside these sawdust floor scumatoriums was safer on the inside than it was on the street." There's an excerpt from Al Goldstein's show Midnight Blue: Josh: "Headling at the Melody Burlesque this week is Raven de la Croix. [Photos of Raven.] She ran off to live with bikers, to make X films. She's had a recording career. "You've worked a lot on the Canadian circuit." Raven: "That's where I started. After I had starred in my first film [Up!], I was in the music business as a record promoter before then, I was asked by Creative Directions, a California company, to write a screenplay [about strippers]. They liked my flair in writing, so they handed me a project. "I got a phone call at the same time asking me to headline in Canada. I had never taken off my clothes in front of anybody... Then I figured I'd combinate the two, getting the material on strippers by performing in places and interviewing the girls and getting firsthand experience so I could write the star character in from a real point of view." According to IMDB.com, Raven was born Lynn Christie Anna De La Croix on August 24, 1947.
Raven appeared in the 1976 Russ Meyer film Up! along with Kitten Natividad. Josh replies to my question: "Of course I banged Raven, and thought she was totally charming, terrific, sincere and innocent." Josh grew to love working at Screw. He met his wife and his best friend there -- Richard Jaccoma. "I quit smoking there. We all did. "With a Screw press pass, I was able to get backstage anywhere and get treated like a prince in these Mob arenas. "Most people assume that I left New York after [Tales of Times Square] was published because the Mob was after me. The Mob was not after me. They were not very pleased with the book." Josh's brother Drew does not appear in the film. He doesn't like being interviewed, especially on camera. "Drew hasn't seen the documentary," emails Josh. "Didn't come to my book/documentary party in New York last Dec. (He's a recluse way out in the mountains of Pennsylvania). It's possible he won't ever bother to see it, unless it goes to HBO or one of the cable stations. I talk to him about once a year." Josh: "Our comic books were an attack on celebrity. It's a sickness throughout our culture." Cartoonist Robert Crumb called Drew Friedman the "Robert Crumb of the '80s. "Drew and I lived [the race question] in a way that few people have. "Somebody coined us 'investigative cartoonists.' "The sensation of laughing and being frightened is my favorite emotion entertainmentwise. "Every time we had a comic strip, it seemed that a few months SCTV had a similar sketch with the same sort of non-sequitir style we had. "Everybody thought it was Drew. I always felt like I didn't get any credit. He was the star. I would've liked to have kept doing comic strips. "Drew had no interest in movies based on our cartoons. He believed in the anti-celebrity message. I would've loved to have done a Friedman Brothers movie but he didn't. That's why we broke up." Josh's mom Ginger: "I wanted to be a professional artist too but I had children, one after the other after the other. I had done a lot of modeling. When you're constantly pregnant, you can't go out and audition. So I gave it all up. I've written three acting books. I've been teaching acting for quite a while." Josh was an out-of-control kid. Drew was sedentary. Josh wears sunglasses in the documentary, even at night. I thought he was a poseur, but he writes: "The sunglasses are prescription, more comfortable than regular glasses, and can't see well without 'em." Josh: "As far as success goes, the parallel ends right there because he's had best-selling books, hit plays and hit movies. I ain't had that. I've had cult success. When my father was this age [48], he'd already hit the best-seller list and had a hit play and I'm still shlepping along. I think about that sometimes." Bruce Jay Friedman: "My aspirations were to be a serious writer. I kept a strict separation between the magazines [Men, Man, For Men Only, True Action] and my 'serious work.' "Our books had the name without the game. 'Nympho' was the word we'd use whenever sales were slow. They weren't terribly sexy but there was a little promise of it. Gradually they got nakeder and nakeder. "I didn't write any of those stories. I was preserving that time to do something you could argue was better. "If I had been working at Time/Life, writing Time/Life stories, I doubt seriously whether I could've written fiction. The records show that few people from Time/Life over these many years have ever done the kind of thing that I do, that Mario [Puzo] did, and George Fox did and so many others [who worked for these men's magazines]." I see an article in one of Bruce's magazines entitled "A Gentleman's Guide To Girl Pinching." It was by the late A. C. Spectorsky. Ginger Friedman: "We were very social. We were out at Elaine's every night. It was terrible. I should've been a better mother. I just wanted to go out and have fun. So did Bruce. He wrote every night. We saw every Broadway show. We saw every off-Broadway show. Every movie. Parties." Bruce: "I don't think anybody in the history of Hollywood had more fun than I had. Every time I got out there I felt like I was turned loose in an adult candy store." Josh's parents say they would've preferred him to write for The New Yorker rather than Screw. "I suppose I should've been upset, but I really wasn't," says Bruce. Adam Parfrey writes in his superb 2003 book It's A Man's World:
Bruce Jay Friedman writes in It's A Man's World:
Josh turns to his mother: "You didn't want me to name my album 'Blacks and Jews.'" Ginger: "I was afraid for you. I was afraid somebody would come after you. "I had a relationship for several years with a wonderful black man who the boys loved." There's a ridiculous video of Josh wearing his sunglasses, a yarmulke and a prayer shawl playing his guitar and singing his song Blacks and Jews at Temple Shearith Israel before 8-12th graders. Josh: "I had no awareness of Jewishness when I was a kid. My father was bar mitzvahed and grew up in a whole different era when anti-Semitism was prominent in America. I thought 'Jew' was just a dirty word you call someone. I thought it just meant 'you sonofabitch,' or 'you bastard.' I had no Jewish consciousness other than the showbusiness consciousness." Bruce: "In the 1950s, there weren't any people with Jewish names who had careers as writers. You changed your name. Irwin Shaw wasn't Irwin Shaw. There were a few. Henry Roth. A lot of them wrote that early book and went out to Hollywood." Josh talks about the story he wrote in highschool -- "Black Cracker" -- about his experience as the only white kid at an all-black school in Glen Cove, Long Island. "To this day I haven't gotten a solid answer from my parents about what I was doing there." Ginger: "You caused a lot of trouble in that school, not them. You were a bad boy. I didn't want to send you there. Dad and I fought about that. He said, I thought you were a liberal. I said, yes, I am, but I don't want my kids to go to that school..." Bruce: "I was lax about it and irresponsible. It was probably a bitch. It was an era when men took care of the big picture... and women took care of the small stuff like where you send your kids to school." Josh: "I didn't know I was white until I was ten years old. "Drew went to the school for two years." Bruce shakes his head. "I didn't realize that." Josh: "I've been obsessed with negroes ever since." Bruce: "I had a powerful civil rights conscience. I kept pretending that there were two-or-three other semi-white kids... There was something morally wrong with switching on that basis." Josh: "I seem to recall that the first time Drew got beat up there, dad said, 'Get my kid the hell out of that shvartze school.' All of a sudden you weren't a liberal." Ginger: "Of course. Once we saw that your lives were in danger..." Josh eventually published the story Black Cracker in Penthouse in 1978. A young black female editor quit in protest. Josh: "I'm constantly living in the past in my head. I have my own vision of New York. I don't like the world the way it is right now so I live in a fantasy world of my own imagining that I'm in New York 50 years ago. "I saw a reflection of [Josh's family's life] coming out in my father's work on stage and in fiction... My father kept a strict definition of what he did as fiction but it didn't always read that way. Likewise, Chloe will see that her father wrote books with titles like When Sex Was Dirty. You just can't worry about what your parents or children will think about the controversy of your work or you will be frozen." At the end of the documentary, Josh returns to Glen Cove and finds out that the most memorable blacks he went to school with were dead from narcotics. At the end of the film, Josh reads for 17-minutes from his unpublished unfinished novel Black Cracker. He may turn it into a memoir a la Angela's Ashes. Josh Alan Friedman: A Life Obsessed With Negroes. I got a DVD of this feature-length documentary by first-time director Kevin Page. The film is on the festival circuit hoping to get picked up for broader distribution. Josh Alan in his Screw days Josh today on Times Square Smut Peddler Al Goldstein, Jim Buckley, founders of Screw magazine Screw Screw Screw Josh Alan Raven De La Croix Josh, Raven on Midnight Blue Raven De La Croix Josh's wife Peggy Bennett Peggy Bennett Tales of Times Square Josh interviewed about his book in 1986 on Channel 11 in NYC Josh with a guy now on CNN Josh Alan in 1986 The film begins with Josh on the modern 42nd Street and Broadway in Manhattan. He says the word "Jews" rhymes with more words than any other word in the dictionary yet it is very rarely used in pop music. Josh says he started writing for Screw in the summer of 1976. His first published story was headlined "Schtupping A Spic." Josh emails: "I didn't title it "Schtupping A Spic," they did, and I lost a close Puerto Rican friend because of that." Standing on Times Square today, Josh says "it's all Japanese. It's all Disneyfied... It's retailtainment. That's the new pornography of Times Square." Josh: "I would've been 21. My first publication came out. It was the only time my mother threw me out of the apartment and I went forlornly dejected down to Times Square with a Royal typewriter and a suitcase. I found myself a $5 flophouse [on 47th Street off Eighth Avenue]. I was thinking, this is where I belong. I went out late at night to the newsstand and copped a copy of Screw. And found my story [November 22, 1976 issue] that I had submitted months before. I was on cloud nine. I might've even killed myself if it wasn't for seeing my first published piece in Screw. "Screw was started in 1968 by two renegade hippies -- Al Goldstein and Jim Buckley." Jim appears in the 1971 film Mysteries of the Orgasm:
Josh: "It was the first underground sex newspaper of New York to show everything. Al Goldstein but a paid heavy price...but in his footsteps came the whole porn industry. "The last thing I wanted to do was to write for Screw fulltime. I'd already been published in Penthouse and New York magazine. I had this lofty feeling that I was going up in the world. But I was broke and needed a job badly. Screw offered me one, beginning as associate editor. I took the job reluctantly. I felt depressed. I wanted to work at Saturday Night Live. I had been going to their meetings that year. There were a few people there trying to get me a job as a writer. "My pieces would get picked up in Gent and Cavalier magazine because their editors were afraid to go into these places. I soon found out that going inside these sawdust floor scumatoriums was safer on the inside than it was on the street." There's an excerpt from Al Goldstein's show Midnight Blue: Josh: "Headling at the Melody Burlesque this week is Raven de la Croix. [Photos of Raven.] She ran off to live with bikers, to make X films. She's had a recording career. "You've worked a lot on the Canadian circuit." Raven: "That's where I started. After I had starred in my first film [Up!], I was in the music business as a record promoter before then, I was asked by Creative Directions, a California company, to write a screenplay [about strippers]. They liked my flair in writing, so they handed me a project. "I got a phone call at the same time asking me to headline in Canada. I had never taken off my clothes in front of anybody... Then I figured I'd combinate the two, getting the material on strippers by performing in places and interviewing the girls and getting firsthand experience so I could write the star character in from a real point of view." According to IMDB.com, Raven was born Lynn Christie Anna De La Croix on August 24, 1947.
Raven appeared in the 1976 Russ Meyer film Up! along with Kitten Natividad. Josh replies to my question: "Of course I banged Raven, and thought she was totally charming, terrific, sincere and innocent." Josh grew to love working at Screw. He met his wife and his best friend there -- Richard Jaccoma. "I quit smoking there. We all did. "With a Screw press pass, I was able to get backstage anywhere and get treated like a prince in these Mob arenas. "Most people assume that I left New York after [Tales of Times Square] was published because the Mob was after me. The Mob was not after me. They were not very pleased with the book." Josh's brother Drew does not appear in the film. He doesn't like being interviewed, especially on camera. Josh: "Our comic books were an attack on celebrity. It's a sickness throughout our culture." Cartoonist Robert Crumb called Drew Friedman the "Robert Crumb of the '80s. "Drew and I lived [the race question] in a way that few people have. "Somebody coined us 'investigative cartoonists.' "The sensation of laughing and being frightened is my favorite emotion entertainmentwise. "Every time we had a comic strip, it seemed that a few months SCTV had a similar sketch with the same sort of non-sequitir style we had. "Everybody thought it was Drew. I always felt like I didn't get any credit. He was the star. I would've liked to have kept doing comic strips. "Drew had no interest in movies based on our cartoons. He believed in the anti-celebrity message. I would've loved to have done a Friedman Brothers movie but he didn't. That's why we broke up." Josh's mom Ginger: "I wanted to be a professional artist too but I had children, one after the other after the other. I had done a lot of modeling. When you're constantly pregnant, you can't go out and audition. So I gave it all up. I've written three acting books. I've been teaching acting for quite a while." Josh was an out-of-control kid. Drew was sedentary. Josh wears sunglasses in the documentary, even at night. I thought he was a poseur, but he writes: "The sunglasses are prescription, more comfortable than regular glasses, and can't see well without 'em." Josh: "As far as success goes, the parallel ends right there because he's had best-selling books, hit plays and hit movies. I ain't had that. I've had cult success. When my father was this age [48], he'd already hit the best-seller list and had a hit play and I'm still shlepping along. I think about that sometimes." Bruce Jay Friedman: "My aspirations were to be a serious writer. I kept a strict separation between the magazines [Men, Man, For Men Only, True Action] and my 'serious work.' "Our books had the name without the game. 'Nympho' was the word we'd use whenever sales were slow. They weren't terribly sexy but there was a little promise of it. Gradually they got nakeder and nakeder. "I didn't write any of those stories. I was preserving that time to do something you could argue was better. "If I had been working at Time/Life, writing Time/Life stories, I doubt seriously whether I could've written fiction. The records show that few people from Time/Life over these many years have ever done the kind of thing that I do, that Mario [Puzo] did, and George Fox did and so many others [who worked for these men's magazines]." I see an article in one of Bruce's magazines entitled "A Gentleman's Guide To Girl Pinching." It was by the late A. C. Spectorsky. Ginger Friedman: "We were very social. We were out at Elaine's every night. It was terrible. I should've been a better mother. I just wanted to go out and have fun. So did Bruce. He wrote every night. We saw every Broadway show. We saw every off-Broadway show. Every movie. Parties." Bruce: "I don't think anybody in the history of Hollywood had more fun than I had. Every time I got out there I felt like I was turned loose in an adult candy store." Josh's parents say they would've preferred him to write for The New Yorker rather than Screw. "I suppose I should've been upset, but I really wasn't," says Bruce. Adam Parfrey writes in his superb 2003 book It's A Man's World:
Bruce Jay Friedman writes in It's A Man's World:
Josh turns to his mother: "You didn't want me to name my album 'Blacks and Jews.'" Ginger: "I was afraid for you. I was afraid somebody would come after you. "I had a relationship for several years with a wonderful black man who the boys loved." There's a ridiculous video of Josh wearing his sunglasses, a yarmulke and a prayer shawl playing his guitar and singing his song Blacks and Jews at Temple Shearith Israel before 8-12th graders. Josh: "I had no awareness of Jewishness when I was a kid. My father was bar mitzvahed and grew up in a whole different era when anti-Semitism was prominent in America. I thought 'Jew' was just a dirty word you call someone. I thought it just meant 'you sonofabitch,' or 'you bastard.' I had no Jewish consciousness other than the showbusiness consciousness." Bruce: "In the 1950s, there weren't any people with Jewish names who had careers as writers. You changed your name. Irwin Shaw wasn't Irwin Shaw. There were a few. Henry Roth. A lot of them wrote that early book and went out to Hollywood." Josh talks about the story he wrote in highschool -- "Black Cracker" -- about his experience as the only white kid at an all-black school in Glen Cove, Long Island. "To this day I haven't gotten a solid answer from my parents about what I was doing there." Ginger: "You caused a lot of trouble in that school, not them. You were a bad boy. I didn't want to send you there. Dad and I fought about that. He said, I thought you were a liberal. I said, yes, I am, but I don't want my kids to go to that school..." Bruce: "I was lax about it and irresponsible. It was probably a bitch. It was an era when men took care of the big picture... and women took care of the small stuff like where you send your kids to school." Josh: "I didn't know I was white until I was ten years old. "Drew went to the school for two years." Bruce shakes his head. "I didn't realize that." Josh: "I've been obsessed with negroes ever since." Bruce: "I had a powerful civil rights conscience. I kept pretending that there were two-or-three other semi-white kids... There was something morally wrong with switching on that basis." Josh: "I seem to recall that the first time Drew got beat up there, dad said, 'Get my kid the hell out of that shvartze school.' All of a sudden you weren't a liberal." Ginger: "Of course. Once we saw that your lives were in danger..." Josh eventually published the story Black Cracker in Penthouse in 1978. A young black female editor quit in protest. Josh: "I'm constantly living in the past in my head. I have my own vision of New York. I don't like the world the way it is right now so I live in a fantasy world of my own imagining that I'm in New York 50 years ago. "I saw a reflection of [Josh's family's life] coming out in my father's work on stage and in fiction... My father kept a strict definition of what he did as fiction but it didn't always read that way. Likewise, Chloe will see that her father wrote books with titles like When Sex Was Dirty. You just can't worry about what your parents or children will think about the controversy of your work or you will be frozen." In the film's final act, Josh reads for 17-minutes (about the time he was almost lynched at age eight by the family and friends of his classmates) from his unpublished unfinished novel Black Cracker. He may turn it into a memoir a la Angela's Ashes. Josh emails: "I definitely was when I was about 8. However, the book chapter is more a composite of numerous trips to "the colored section." Impossible to relate incidents from 40 years ago exactly as they happened because the imagination plays tricks and you dream about it over the decades. That's why I want to present it as a novel." At the end of the documentary, Josh returns to Glen Cove and finds out that the black kids he went to school with are either dead or in prison. Nobody remembers him. I am not racist, but Indian programmers are assholes Kard63 writes on GFY: "I suppose they have different manners over there. Maybe I have just been unlucky. I've never had people vanish in the middle of a discussion and not get back with me for 5 days." Vendot writes:
Penthouse Supports Our Troops I noticed on the cover of the April issue of Penthouse a yellow ribbon which reads, "Support our troops." When I opened the magazine and started looking at the photos of naked chicks, I felt positively patriotic. Gil Reavill, author of the new book Smut: A Sex-Industry Insider (and Concerned Father) Says Enough is Enough, interviews MrSkin:
TheEroticReview has a full-page ad on the last page. "Will she?" Former Korn Guitarist Baptized in the Jordan River
Skeeter Kerkove Dishes About Crystal Ray
Mayor Of Chatsworth writes:
I speak by phone Saturday night, March 5, with the new Adam & Eve contract girl. I've seen her a couple of times at the AVN show in Las Vegas. Duke: "When you were a girl, what did you want to be when you grew up?" Austyn: "I wanted to be an elementary school teacher. When I graduated from high school, and went to college, I studied for elementary education. Then I decided that I couldn't handle that many kids at one time. "I got my college degree in science. Everybody was disappointed because everybody expected me to be a teacher. Now they don't expect me to be this either. You can never tell. "I was a dental hygienist for a few years." Duke: "What kind of student were you in highschool and college?" Austyn: "I was a really good student. In highschool, I graduated with a 3.3 GPA and in college with a 3.8. My SAT score was not good. In the 1100s. I only took it one time. Afterwards, I said, I am never taking that again. Thank G-d I got accepted [to college] on that. The majority of my score was math. My English score was horrible. Forget this s---!" Duke: "Were you a cheerleader?" Austyn: "I was. From being a child through middleschool to highschool. I was captain of the cheerleading squad one year and I was the fly girl because I was so little -- the one they throw up in the air and then drop on the floor. "I'm 100 pounds and 5' tall. I measure 34C-24-34. No implants. I'm all natural. I've never been altered in any way." Austyn has one tattoo - a dolphin on her right bottom cheek. She has a belly button piercing. "I would never get another tattoo. I barely survived the one on my back." Duke: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" Austyn: "I was 14. It's always awkward the first time, but once I started, I never stopped." Duke: "How many guys did you sleep with in highschool?" Austyn: "About five. I was more into school and sports. I ran track." Duke: "In college?" Austyn: "I started experimenting more. The whole girl thing." Duke: "Did you ever sleep with two guys at once?" Austyn: "Definitely. And a couple of girls. The whole thing. Very exciting stuff." Duke: "How did you get into porn?" Austyn: "I started a web site three years ago -- www.AustynMoore.net. It went from there. Taking pictures. Doing amateur stuff on my website. Then I started doing videos just for my website. In December of 2004, I was on the cover of Hustler. Then it evolved a lot after that. I've always been very sexual and into people watching me have sex. "I went to AVN a few years and checked it out. This year I was at the Hustler booth signing my magazine. The year before that, I was just walking around, trying to network and meet people." Duke: "When are you shooting your first movie for Adam & Eve?" Austyn: "I'm not sure. I think they're working on scripts and stuff." Duke: "Why did you choose Adam & Eve?"" Austyn: "I like what their company stands for. They are very couples-oriented. Every time I've met with them, they're all business-oriented. I'm friends with Carmen Luvana. She has only great things to say about them." Austyn quit working as a dental hygienist six months ago. She says all her family and friends know about her web site and they support her. Duke: "What do you want out of life?" Austyn: "Peace and happiness. I want to have an awesome career." Duke: "Do you want to get married and have kids one day?" Austyn: "Possibly. I don't have any baby itches at this point." Duke: "How do you spend your spare time?" Austyn: "I enjoy going to the gym, shopping, hanging out with my friends and family." Duke: "Do you like to read?" Austyn: "No. I like to read People magazine but reading books? Not really." Austyn moved to Los Angeles in January. Duke: "Do you get recognized?" Austyn: "Funny that you asked me that. Yesterday I was walking my dog and somebody recognized me. They walked by me, four guys, and they're like, 'I think that's Austyn.' "I was on the phone with my mom. I turned around and went, 'ohmygosh.' They said, 'Austyn, Austyn, that was a beautiful cover.' I said thank you. "What the hell was that? I felt like Julia Roberts for a minute. "That was cool. It makes you feel good. "LA is a lot different from where I'm from [Florida]. I like it here. The only thing I don't like is that everybody likes to blow their horn all the time. That drives me crazy. "I like the busyness of LA. I love the weather. Your hair always looks great. There's no humidity." Duke: "What does humidity do to your hair?" Austyn: "It makes your hair puff up. It doesn't lay straight like it does here. You have to be a Florida girl to know that. "LA keeps you going. It's so hopping. Boom, boom, boom. I'm always doing something. I always want to check something out. It's young and everybody's beautiful. They take care of themselves. It's a city full of beautiful people. "I owned a home in Florida. Now I live in a small apartment. I have a lot less cleaning to do." Luke Literary Salon Some friends of mine had such a good time with my diverse group of friends at my August 19, LA Press Club party for two of my books, that they want to start a regular Luke literary salon. If you want to come, email Luke (what you do for a living, what you read, etc). I'm not organizing this because I am not an organizer. I'm an observer. But I can get you in if you're cool. Or if you're hot. I want to keep the jerks out. One bore can ruin the evening for 100 good people. I envision a gathering where I (or the author) give some 5-10 minute comic riff on a selected book and then leave the rest of the time for shmoozing. Or I might have a guest that I would interview and insult for 20 minutes. I want to raise the intellectual level of discourse in Los Angeles just like I did with my Nick Gillespie interview. Voice of Reason: Why the Left and Right Are Wrong One of my favorite talkshow hosts of all time is Ronn Owens of KGO radio in San Francisco. In 2004, he published this book. It's mediocre. I don't think it will stand the test of time. But I find his comments here important:
John writes:
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Having a blog is like putting a banana in front of the Google Gorilla
Director Tony T Leaves Anabolic
Director Chico "Wanker" Wang writes:
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