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Porn Stars Break Down In The Desert
2003-05-27 14:09:15

DUC spoke to several porners on the trip to Lake Havasu (May 23-27) and they all agreed it was a nightmare.

It will soon be edited together and released as a reality porn video.

When you want to go reality, you have to prepare yourself for cold showers, and that's what happened to these ten or so porn stars.

Jill Kelly tells Stunningcurves.com: "I lent my name and some of my girls to a company called Peek-a-Boo for a kind of 'Girls Gone Wild' meets reality show kind of video. Since it was reality-based, I suggest anyone who wants the scoop on the drama, get the video when it's released in the coming months so they can see exactly what happened for themselves. I'll keep you posted on where you can buy it online."

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I've put together the porners' composite reports below:

It was sick. It was murder. It was the most horrid experience ever in my life.

On the way up, we had to leave porn star La LaMann in Apple Valley because she was so wasted. She got on the RV wasted. She started talking a bunch of trash. I guess she hadn't slept in many days. She passed out and we had to leave her there.

Jill Kelly had to carry her out to the other car, which took her to Jill's house.

La LaMann eventually rejoined us Saturday night. She was a cool chick, way funny.

Jane Doe and Cynara Fox were totally out there.

Cynara battles with depression. Her moods are volatile. One moment she would be gorgeous and all done up... She could be totally sweet one moment and spacey the next.

On 6/3/03, DUC contacted Cynara Fox for comment. She was too sick to talk on the phone. She has a bad flu with muscle aches and fever.

Almost everybody on the trip was drugged-up.

Papillon the Christian Pietist had to move out of her room and move in with one of her former lovers who worked on the crew. So she got laid. It was a guy she lived with after her first divorce and saved her life.

The organizers put four girls to a room. Then Lana Lotts was given her own room.

There were about ten girls on the trip. Jill Kelly, Tyler Faith, Lana Lotts, were cool and stable...

A mainstream actress sponsored the trip but she doesn't want to be named... She sponsored JKP. She was cool. She was the smart one. She didn't stay in the freezing cold water hotel rooms. They had no hot water in the hotel rooms we stayed at.

There was no food. Most of us starved. From the getgo, there was no food or water on the RV. There was nothing to drink but alcohol. I had to wait from 9AM - 5PM on the first day for food and water.

We were paid to go crazy at a house party. There were no locks on doors. The guests kept walking through. The guests kept abusing us the whole time. It was so hard to concentrate and do our jobs. Some of these college women were saying the most evil things about us. There were all these strangers judging me.

You had sweet little girl (former Sin City contract girl) Monique Alexander (only does girl-girl, is best friends with Jessica Drake). Poor thing. Elizabeth Delmar and Alexis Malone. Lana Lotts (www.lanalotts.com). Jane Doe, a dancer at Deja Vu in Beverly Hills.

About the RV breaking down. Some chick had cocaine in a vial (La LaMann). She passed it to someone. Someone put it down. Someone swiped it. And it disappeared and everybody is searching for this cocaine. Most of the girls on the RV were high on cocaine. People shouldn't do blow when they are emotionally unstable. No one was emotionally stable during this trip. All these bitches are on coke.

La LaMann got bent out of shape that her cocaine was missing. I can understand that. It can be upsetting when you lose your drugs. It's like your child is missing. Or your dog is missing. So you start freaking out. It's that type of dependency.

Jane Doe had become normal. She was passed out at the front of the bus. She was sleeping under someone's feet.

The RV has broken down for about five hours. We're 30-minutes drive into California. There's nowhere to go. It took us a couple of hours to get oil, freon and water.

All this commotion goes on for hours.

Jane Doe decides she's had enough. She walks out. She doesn't get a quarter of a mile down the highway and an 18-wheeler picked her up. I don't know if she got back or not. I guess she's a hustler.

Jane Doe was just walking along the street with her thumb out. I guess she's done this before. She's got a backpack, short shorts, a little top, her boobs hanging out. Like no one is going to pull over?

She had no money on her. How's she paying for that ride?

At Needles, CA, at the Dairy Queen:

La LaMann was screaming at Monique that someone had swiped her cocaine. It's Monique's 21st birthday. She's a sweet girl. There was a surprise party for Monique when she got back into town.

Monique got off the bus because she couldn't take any more abuse from LA LaMann.

For an hour and a half, we couldn't get La LaMann to get on the bus. She wouldn't stop screaming.

LA got into a car that was accompanying us but she started talking smack and so they kicked her out and gave her money and a credit card so she could rent a car and drive home.

Tyler Faith and Jill Kelly were totally normal the whole time. Lana Lotts, Papillon and the three young girls - Monique, Elizabeth Delmar and Alexis Malone.

La LaMann was totally cool until her cocaine got stolen. I can understand she would get angry. Losing your drugs can be upsetting.

Lana Lotts couldn't survive living in the loony bin and she got her own room Sunday night.

Adult.com wanted to take a boat out on the lake to get Girls Gone Wild-style content but it wasn't working.

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Kevin Moore writes on stunningcurves.com: I received some calls today from several sources that are worked up over something that happened with Jill Kelly Productions over the weekend. From the information I have gathered, JKP rented an RV and brought some of their girls and some other models from outside of the adult business down south with them to shoot a reality based movie. The concept of this movie is a fusion between Girls Gone Wild and MTV's Spring Break. It sounds like it would be a good time.

However, things seem to take a turn for the worse on the way back to Los Angeles. The RV broke down in the middle of the desert and tempers began to flare. As one source told me, "It was a huge problem". Some girls began to argue; other girls wanted to leave and were told they couldn't. I even understand one girl who was not a JKP starlet, tried to hitch her way back home. It sounds like the entire experience got pretty ugly.

The good news is the RV got fixed and everyone got safely home at around 2am, but from the calls I received today some folks were pretty upset about the entire situation.

Belladonna, Maripossa, Avy Scott On KSEXradio.com
2003-05-27 21:48:48
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I arrive at 6:35PM. The place has a multi-ethnic cast. An asian guy, nicknamed Shrim, lets me in.

I walk down the hallway past the studio where Chef Jeff and Lisa Sparxxx (in porn a year, at KSEX for three months, a 38DD) host a show. There's a big red flashing light. The place feels like a real radio station. Except the walls are covered with autographed photos of porn stars.

I walk into the lounge and meet Daisy, the girlfriend of Wankus, program director. There's also a slew of porn photographers, Steve Nelson of AINews.com, Rachel Worth from www.worth-a-million.com, Ernie Flores, and a Chinese guy.

Steve Nelson has shaved his head (after his sister dared him) and grown some stubble on his chin. He's had eyebrow piercings for a couple of years.

Daisy and three guys smoke.

The Chef Jeff plays on a small television set. This show is raunchy. Maybe this is not like other radio stations.

Jeff's show concludes with the tradition of him receiving oral sex from the naturally busty Lisa. He keeps complaining that he can't feel anything.

Two guys in the room have shaved heads.

Alana Evans and hubby Chris enter with a case of Corona and they start drinking.

The KSEX intern is called Dahmer.

Bella Donna, Mari Possa, and Avy Scott arrive around 7:15PM.

I walk out of Wankus doing his thing with his coho Alana Evans and chat up the girls.

Bella Donna has gained weight - from 105 pounds on her 5'4" frame to about 130. Her breasts have gone from B cup to D cup.

Mari Possa doesn't want me to take pictures of her smoking because she doesn't want to set a bad example for children.

I ask Bella about her on again off again relationship with Nacho Vidal. She says they are on again. She just spent three weeks with him in Spain. She flashes a big engagement ring.

Bella has seemed unnaturally calm and placid the last few times I've seen her.

I squeeze on to the couch with her and Avy Scott.

Bella: "He called me three weeks ago and said he had a surprise for me. I flew out there (Spain) and came back yesterday."

Luke: "What have you done to calm this volatile relationship?"

Bella: "I have a lot of growing up to do. We're both young and stubborn people."

Luke: "How many times have you guys broken up?"

It's at least 20 times.

Bella: "Every time we fight. I'm hard to be with."

Luke: "Have you brought any more friends from Utah into the industry?"

Bella laughs: "No. You're crazy. You ask me the greatest questions."

DUC to Avy Scott: "Why do you think she shaved her head?"

Avy: "Because she wanted her natural hair color back. "

Bella: "Yeah. I like to change my hair a lot and I'd had it black for like two-and-a-half years. I was craving a big change. I came home and looked in the mirror and shaved it off.

"I have one scene left to shoot for Evil Angel. I'm so busy getting ready for feature dancing though.

"I danced in Utah for two years before I did [porn]. I love to dance. I've never featured before. I'm coming up with new costumes. No new routines. I really don't have a routine. I just dance. I like to dance."

Luke: "You like interacting with your fans?"

Bella: "I love it. I like to talk. I like to listen."

Avy is shy about admitting when she got started sexually. After I wear her down, she admits she was twelve when she lost her virginity. Though at age six, she was busted giving oral sex to her female cousin.

Avy: "It was my friend's older brother. I was staying the night at her house. We just did oral. It's a control thing. A power thing. I learned it from a young age."

Luke: "You learned at a young age that you can have power over people through your sexuality?"

Avy: "Yes. I always had sex a lot but I was never open with it. No one ever knew."

Luke: "Was it a means of control?"

Avy: "I didn't realize it until I got older. Now it's a horrible control thing. I have control issues."

Luke: "Have guys looked at you as a sex object since you were twelve years old?"

Avy: "No, that's why my friends and family are shocked... Well, my really good friends aren't shocked but everyone else was. I was always a nerd. I was overweight. I was going to school to be a psychologist [when Roy Garcia discovered her at age 20]. I didn't think I wanted to be a porn star when I grew up."

Luke: "Did you continue your studies after you got into the industry?"

Avy: "No, I quit right away."

Luke: "Do you plan on going back to college?"

Avy: "Not if I don't have to. My brains will always be there but my tits will only last so long. So I don't regret anything."

Luke: "Are those real?"

Avy: "Yes."

Luke: "Oh my..."

Bella: "You've got to see them. They are the most incredible things in the world."

They are 36Ds.

Avy's a tall girl, about 5'6 and about 140 pounds. She measures 39-29-39.

Neither Bella nor Avy have had plastic surgery. Avy wants to get it done on her nose but people try to talk her out of it.

Avy: "The only reason I am not getting a nose job is that people tell me not to. One day I might have to do it, it's business, unless I retire."

Luke: "And you'd like to stay in porn?"

Avy: "For as long as I can. Until I'm at least 30 yo. It's a fun job."

Luke: "And it's easier compared to conventional work?"

Avy: "I don't think so. The consequences are worse from this. Respect. Social acceptance. It's all out the door if you choose to admit what you do, and I do. You only have certain areas where you belong."

Luke: "It shrinks the world."

Avy contradicts everything I say: "It opens up a lot in my mind but it makes me look at a lot of other people differently. A lot of people are hiding. Who buys the most porn? Middle-aged white men. Politicians. It makes you realize that you really can't fit in with society. And I did [try to fit in]. That's why I was a nerd through high school. That's why I went to college. You work that hard because of what other people tell you to do. 'If you don't go to college, you're a loser.' But it's not true."

DUC to Bella: "Did you experience more or less social ostracism after your TV appearance?"

Bella: "Umm, say that word again."

Luke: "Did more or fewer people want to have something to do with you?"

Bella: "For the most part, I don't really talk to anybody who doesn't like me. So I didn't experience anything bad. I heard some bad stuff but it didn't affect me that much because I don't see those people every day."

Luke: "It's good you don't read the Internet."

Bella: "I see it sometimes."

Avy: "We just went on there last night but that didn't last too long."

Bella: "There were bad things out there. I have my bad opinions about people too so I can't say, 'Oh, everyone's got to like me.'"

Luke: "How have you experienced social ostracism?"

Avy: "I don't go out to know. I recently lost a best friend of seven years. I finally realized what I was there for..."

Luke: "Have you lost any friends from doing porn?"

Avy: "I only had three good ones from Florida."

Luke: "Did you encounter any guys from highschool?"

Avy: "I never had sex with any highschool guys. [They were all older, even when Avy was under 18.]

"I really don't look the same [as in pictures] in person. In video, you can see more of me. When I see photo shoots, I think, 'That's a hot bitch. That isn't what I look like.' It's nice to look good. It makes you feel good for a little bit."

Mari Possa, who's appeared in three movies for Seymore Butts: "I had some friends from junior high come up to me at AVN and have me sign a calendar. They said, 'This is what you do?'"

Many of Mari's friends have seen her on the Showtime series Family Business.

Avy says she can find 52 of her movies on the Internet. "I'm going to try to [dance] one day. I just have stage fright bad. I can have sex in front of 500 people but you try to get me to wiggle with clothes on and it takes at least two Scotches. It's me being higher than most people. Lap dances I could do no problem. Dancing scares me but I think I'd like it if I did it one time."

Bella: "I'd like to dance without money coming on stage. Just let me dance with a pole."

Bella, Avy and Mari go on the infamous KSEXradio.com couch at 7:35 PM.

Bella says she wore a hat until her hair grew out.

Wankus begins the interview with a terrorist alert. "Our country is in grave danger." So he has his cohost Alana Evans search all three girls for weapons.

Wankus presses Avy Scott about her manager (Roy Garcia) who brought her into porn. She says he was fine. He gets you a good rate if he respects you. The challenge is getting him to respect you. She says she wouldn't work for Garcia's operation POVPorn.com. She says she wouldn't wish that on her worst enemy.

Peter Romero [Roy Garcia] from POVPorn.com writes: "Like her best friend Hunter that shot for my site 3 times? http://www.povporn.com/Hunter.php"

I sneak past the three KSEX cameras and drop my tape recorder on the couch next to Bella.

Wankus: "[DUC], I want to thank you for bringing your tape recorder in. You're making props on set. Daisy, if you're listening back there, you could make a sign saying '[Deep Under Cover's] Tape Deck" so people will know if they're watching... Notice he doesn't put it on my side."

Avy says she was a 34D at age 12. "I had boobs when I was nine. I lived out in nowhere. It was just drugs and f---ing. I got responsible young too. National Honors Society. I was fat."

Wankus: "When did you start coming around again and becoming horny again?"

Avy: "About 18."

Alana says she's going in for breast enhancement surgery with Dr. Garth Fisher on June 5. "Then I'll be gone for a couple of weeks, sleeping and taking pain killers."

Wankus: "You'll finally be able to get marijuana legally. Medical marijuana for your new tits."

DUC to Avy during a commercial break: "How many guys did you sleep with before you entered this industry?"

Avy: "About 50."

She met many of them through the Internet.

Luke: "How many women?"

Avy: "About ten. And no, I wasn't sexually abused."

Luke: "Did you have a good relationship with your parents?"

Avy: "Yeah, I was daddy's little girl for a long time and then they got divorced."

Luke: "At what age?"

Avy: "Twelve."

The age she lost her virginity.

Avy: "I know I wanted attention."

Avy has been single she entered the industry.

Avy and Mari say they have not done more than one guy at a scene.

Bella: "I was fine with three. I don't think twelve is a good amount."

Luke: "Have any of you dated celebrities?"

Avy and Mari say no.

Bella: "Dated? No. F---ed? Yes."

Avy: "What are you going to do [with a porn star]? They're just in it for the sex. What are they expecting from a porn star? Nice conversation?"

Luke: "If you met a guy that you loved, would you quit the business?"

Avy: "I still love a guy and I chose this. If he loves me that much, he'll be there when this is over with."

Luke: "That's a lot of faith."

Avy: "You've got to do that. I don't want to spite him for what I could've had. I'd rather leave it as a fantasy or what could be, maybe not with him..."

Luke: "Mari Possa, would you quit the business for a guy you loved?"

Mari: "It depends on if he has a lot of money."

Mari says she measures 34B-24-33.

Vanessa Blue, Lexington Steele's girlfriend (they will soon have their own show), phones at 8:25.

Wanker: "What is your porn age?"

Vanessa: "17-and-a-half."

Wanker freaks.

Wanker talks to Alana Evans about Jenna Haze. Alana has strong feelings about her.

Alana: "Jenna Haze sucks!"

Wankus: "What?"

Alana: "Jenna Haze played with my heart."

That's interesting. In last week's interview, Jenna talked about a porn girl who played with her heart.

Wanker tries to get the girls to play a rap game where they have to make up rap lines and sing them. None of the girls participate enthusiastically. For punishment of not coming up with a line, they have to take off an article of clothing. All the girls prefer getting naked to rapping.

Wankus provokes a contest so foul I refuse to even describe. Suffice to say, it involved who could do a certain act to Bella Donna that's against Natural Law.

The adult press swarmed in like vultures capturing the girls in all their wanton shame. All pretensions of modesty were thrown aside, as about eight porn jackals closed in on their kill, recording pictures that will forever haunt these sad girls, forever sealing them off from polite society.

I wanted to cry out that what was going on was very very wrong. That this was not the way to play games. That we should not present an image of ourselves to the world that is superficial and fleeting. That we should not engage in smutty talk. That we should not encourage each other in wantoness.

I fear we are defining deviancy down at a time when our civilization sorely needs us to raise our moral standards.

I worry about all the innocent children who are listen to and watching this filth across the sewer of the information highway.

I felt like grabbing a placard and marching up and down in front of the girls engaged in their queer play, sheltering them from the prying eyes of the perverse camera.

Surely this is illegal? Couldn't someone go to jail for this? Where's John Ashcroft when you need him?

The evening concluded traditionally for Wankus with the porn stars sitting on his lap while he sang them ad-libbed goodnight songs. Then Wankus brought the girls in front of the cameras to dance the show away.

A pre-recorded Keri Windsor show played next. I hung out in the lounge with the porn stars and crew and tried to start trouble.

I chat with Lisa Sparxxx.

Lisa: "I came in once as a guest... I decided I wanted a show. They stuck me with him [Chef Jeff]."

Luke: "He said he didn't feel anything while you provided him with oral pleasure?"

Lisa: "You don't know how much play he gets. We only do it because people are bugging us. He gets a lot of ------. Look at him. He's a hot guy."

Luke: "I'm heterosexual, so..."

Jeff: "I had another cohost who was not reliable."

Luke: "She wouldn't [unmentionable act]..."

Jeff: "Not just that, she wouldn't even show up. She wouldn't call to let us know she wasn't showing up. It was tough to get the show going. Lisa was always reliable and excited."

Luke: "How do you have so much sex?"

Jeff: "Half of it is shooting [content for the net] and half of it is with my soon-to-be-ex-wife (www.nakednicole.com) and girls I date."

Luke: "Why are you divorcing her?"

Jeff: "She's divorcing me."

Luke: "Why?"

Jeff, with KSEX since October 2002: "Because she needs to be alone."

Luke: "How did you get involved with KSEX?"

Jeff: "I literally had a dream one night that I hosted a show for KSEX. I called Wankus the next day to tell him about it. He asked me to come down to talk about it... Mike Rick passed away at that time. He was doing a sex advice show."

Luke: "How did a nice girl like Daisy get roped into this sort of thing?"

Daisy: "No such thing as me being roped into anything."

Luke: "Manipulated or drugged?"

Daisy: "Not manipulated or drugged. I came into this world willingly. How long do you have? I could tell you exactly how I got involved?"

Luke: "Five minutes."

Daisy: "I used to be a cam for pleasuregirls.net, intimatenights.com, ifriends.com... Whatever they paid to see, I did it, from the privacy of my home.

"I started when I was 19 and in college."

Luke: "Were you under the influence of drugs or alcohol?"

Daisy: "No. So funny you are.

"A girlfriend of mine who was [stripping] on the same site was on the Wankus Show via phone. I went in the chatroom and turned on the audio player to support her. I was living in New Jersey at the time. I went into the chatroom and I started giving Wankus ---- because I am a sarcastic a---ole from New Jersey. Well, he's from New Jersey as well.

"I was a guest on his show via phone as well. One thing led to another, I came out to LA. I was on the show. I decided to move out. I started working for Mike Rick selling content for Cybersynergism. By day, I am a sales person. I do mainstream work."

Luke: "When are you guys getting married?"

Daisy: "We are not, as far as I know. Take one day at a time."

Luke: "Doesn't it bother you that he's feeling up all these porn chicks?"

Daisy: "He comes home to me every night."

Luke: "But after his hands have been all over these women."

Daisy: "They've been washed."

Luke: "Do you believe Elvis is still alive?"

Daisy: "I hope so. There's lots of evidence that shows he is alive for many reasons - mob ties, money owed and things of that nature."

Luke: "Do you have any family members in organized crime?"

Daisy: "Absolutely."

I couldn't get anything past Daisy. One smart grounded New Jersey chick. Her parents are still together.

Daisy got her divorce in January 2002.

Daisy: "My ex-husband got me started in the industry because he thought it was a good way to make money and a way for him to get laid."

Luke: "You mean he wanted to introduce you to all the girls so he could have sex with them?"

Daisy: "Absolutely."

Daisy says she introduced her husband to no women and moved out from him after six months. He was largely unemployed.

"If he did work that didn't involve eating pizza or coming too quick, he did some sort of saleswork."

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From www.topprotalent.com:

Roy Garcia, "Do You Like Me, Do You Hate Me?"

Talent Agent has 'Wankus Insecurities'

--Marianne O'Hearn

(PORN VALLEY, CA) -- Last night on KSEX, Avy Scott mentioned a manager that first introduced her to the adult business. She spent the beginning portion of the interview with Wankus and Alana Evans not mentioning his name and complimenting him on his efforts, although there was a tinge of a negative undertone in her voice and Wankus wouldn't let it end generic.

Wankus pushed the issue with Avy. She said he was fine. He gets you a good rate if he respects you. The challenge is getting him to respect you.

Finally Wankus needed to know who she was talking about and Scott replied, "Roy Garcia." Wankus asked, "Did you do any work for Garcia's site, POVporn.com?"

Scott said, "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy's vagina!"

The conversation moved on from there and Wankus didn't concur or deny anything Scott said, he was just doing his job in getting all the info out from his guests.

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Garcia wrote to Wankus:

Why do you always try to press girls to say bad sh-t about me & not shut up about it till they do? Do you like me ? Hate me ? Have a crush on me ? Why don’t you just invite me to be on your show in Mid June and get that curiosity about me fixed. I love Avy Scott , we were best friends and then parted ways. I miss her almost as much as she misses me . I could never shoot with Avy, she was like a truck drivin sister to me . I do respect her greatly too – know why? Because she was the only girl that I ever me t that could burp & fart on command louder than I could.

Wankus responds:

I didn't even know she was talking about Roy Garcia when she was making slightly negative comments about the person who started her in the business. It wasn't till she was done saying what she had to say that I asked, "who was it?" She answered, end of discussion.

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The couch [currently for sale] was also loaded with Mari Possa and Belladonna and it was a fun show. Avy and Alana competed in an oral satisfaction contest using Belladonna as the subject. [Avy won Best Tongue for the evening]

In the end, the goodbye song was sung and the crew danced their way out of another successful Wanker Show.

With Bella's shaved head and tooth gap, one has to wonder if her and Wankus are related?

***This Just In***

Garcia wrote:

I just saw your headlines… and once again want to remind you of the correct link to Avy’s best friend www.povporn.com/Hunter.php f-cking my cousin Peter Ro me ro [who actually is Roy] on www.povporn.com . Why don’t you focus on the real story here:

I made Avy Scott & a bunch of other Porn & Magazine girls a f-ckLOAD OF MONEY!!! Period! I got them to the highest paying companies first to keep their rates high & show them in the best light. I like that one shot of me & Avy, but in addition to those, try posting so me better pictures of me …[he enclosed a few photos...see side of story].

BTW – I really hope you post that link to me f-cking her best friend to show her how much pot she smokes.

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Did Roy's response help his cause? Just curious.

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E-Mail from Chimpy to Topprotalent.com: In today's DUC [L--- Ford] KSEX recap on Set-Go, the ending, like much of DUC's work is quite bizarre and a little demeaning, even coming from the strange writer who seems to love and hate the porn world, all in one. I watched The Wanker Show last night and it was a bit more tame then it usually is. The girls volunteered to eat each other out to see who had the best oral skills, so what? DUC makes it sounds like a double fisting on a minor. Weeks ago he reported that he was escorting and before that he was having a nervous break down about his religion. DUC! You're either IN porn, or your OUT of porn. Pick a side and stop trying to make those who provide your livelihood, look beneath your morals and stature! We've seen your reports, your fish scales have already been exposed.

>>>D.U.C. Visits KSEX - Set-Go editor, DUC visited KSEXradio.com last night to report on The Wanker Show with Wankus, Alana Evans, Mari Possa, BellaDonna & Avy Scott. Two interesting things to point out: 1. This was probably the first time the reporter missed a live episode of the Digital Playground show, and 2. Out of all the hotties, going wild in-studio, which included girls on girls--the best, in-focus, clear and perfectly cropped photo he took was of a beer stained office chair, not on set.

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>>>George Clooney's Package - Ginger Lynn met with Wankus yesterday to continue development on her KSEX show. During the planning session, Lynn described her sexual experiences with actor George Clooney and went on to say, "he has an amazing cock. Thick, large and he really knows how to use it." No word yet on if Clooney will appear on her new show.

>>>O'Conner To Respond - Goliath Films, Keith O'Connor notified TPT last night that he WILL comment on his dispute with Gene Ross [therealgeneross.com]. O'Conner claims that a statement will be delivered some time today.