Tera Patrick Interviews Jack Napier
2002-11-18 10:07:38
8/27/02
I arrive at 6:15PM and sample some of Adella's home-cooked nutty chocolate
chip cookies. I drink a Diet Coke.
Nic Andrews was interviewed by FHM magazine yesterday about his new movie
Rush. FHM kept asking him how he'd shoot pornographic version of various
old TV shows such as Hogan's Heroes.
Tera walks in at 6:56, holding her crotch. She's sick with strep throat.
She wears jeans and a leopard shirt. Special guests Catalina and Teanna
Kai have cancelled.
I meet Jack Napier, possessor of a 12-inch weapon, and Alicia Silver,
who looks a bit like Alicia Silverstone.
Alicia is the first guest of the evening.
Adella walks by and drops gum on the couch. Tera pops a stick into her
mouth.
Tera to Alicia: "How did you get started?"
Alicia: "I started modeling two years ago."
Tera: "Modeling for adult magazines?"
Alicia: "Yeah."
Tera: "Don't you love it when people bring you your old stuff from back
in 'Nam? I lie. I say, 'Oh, that is so not me. I don't know her. She's
obviously much heavier. There are other asian girls in this business'."
Alicia: "My first shoot was for Taboo magazine. Girl-girl. We looked like
we were 14-years old. We wore braces."
Tera: "I've never been with a girl. I don't mind being with another girl
so long as there's a penis around. I freak out when there's just pussy
because I don't know what to do with it. I've done simulated girl-girl
scenes. I was nervous because I didn't want to look like I was obviously
faking. One of my best friends is Nikki Nova. She's so beautiful to me.
I'd marry her. I'm attracted to girls but I haven't been able to push
that. I need a man's sweat."
Jack is laughing beside me.
Tera talks about getting pounded by Erik Everhard. "Now I know why they
call him the carpenter. I got what was coming to me. Girl-girl is so much
easier than dick. Girls are hygienic and sweet and smell good."
Alicia: "Hopefully."
Tera: "Devon was."
Tera is back from shooting a movie in Hawaii. She always gets sick and
gets rashes when she shoots in Hawaii.
Alicia has a boyfriend who's a photographer. She met him on her first
shoot.
Tera's favorite question is: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
Most porn stars don't appear to have a clue. Many, like Valora Rose, say
they want to work behind the camera in porn.
Tera: "Sometimes I feel bad for chicks on bondage shoots. I want to know
if they were told they'd be tied up for three hours. Or they're leaning
on you. 'Ok, sister is fading fast.' Did they tell you what kind of shoot
this was?"
Alicia works in bondage clubs beating up doctors and lawyers and businessmen
who pay $200 an hour to be abused and kicked in the balls.
Alicia: "Some want you to trample on their face or whip them. How do you
explain that?"
Tera: "What kind of guys are these?"
Alicia: "Normal guys. Business guys. Lawyers. People who've been in control
all day and they want to come home and have someone tell them what to
do. These men suffer from testosterone poisoning."
Tera reads her first email. It's from a guy in England who wants 7PM PST
(Pacific Standard Time) translated into English time so he can watch the
show (www.Terashow.com).
Tera: "What does PM mean? I don't know."
Audience: "Afternoon. Post Meridien."
Tera: "Growing up in the military, I always did military time [measured
in 1-24 hours]."
Tera reads an email from a man wanting to set up a dinner date with Tera
in Las Vegas in January. Tera makes a dismissive remark.
"It scares me when people tell me six months ahead of time where they
are going to see me. I didn't even know I had that planned."
Tera: "Porn in the beginning for me was an outlet. Wow, a director is
going to bring in a fire truck. It was a way for me to live out my fantasies.
They want to make it good for you. They want to lower you on your rate
and push you to do as much as possible. They try to bring in five firemen
and turn it into a gangang. Early on, I allowed people to talk me into
doing things. That happened on a photo shoot. You know who you are. I
was pressured many times. Well, yeah, it was good sex.
"I've always been a morning person. I'd get the call time the night before.
It was 8AM. I'd be there on time and no one else would show up before
noon and my scene wasn't until 10PM.
"Someone told me a long time ago that a stiff cock has no conscience.
It's so true. When you're on a set all day, and the guy is waiting to
work with you. I'm nice. I help the guys out. The guys I'm working with,
not all the guys. I'm not leaving until he's finished so it's in my interest
to help him."
Max Hardcore and his girl Valora Rose, dressed up in a cheerleader outfit
to look about 15 years old, arrive around 7:20PM. I shake Max's hand.
Politely, he asks: "Excuse me, what's your name?"
I say and a look of surprise ripples across his face followed by disgust.
Tera talks about her dream guy. "Keith Drudger in the movie A Night Kill.
He's Australian and really cute. Adella knows who my dream guy is. I like
guys from Australia. I like shaved heads with nasty gnarly tattoos. Like
Bridgett Kerkove's husband Skeeter. Jerry Springer type guys. That's the
phase I'm going through right now."
Tera wears glasses in public so she won't be recognized. Particularly
when she's at a newsstand looking for magazines with her in them. "There's
no fine guys walking around in LA. There are tons of hot chicks."
Alicia: "I've had guys send me money for no reason. I've never had nasty
stalkers. They stay in their states."
Tera: "I'm scared to take off my top because I am very brown right now."
She takes off her shirt but keeps her bra on. It will be gone in another
30 minutes.
Tera hosts Nightcalls 411 on Playboy.
Max goes on around 7:40PM. He talks about his past as a still photographer.
He says a camera is the best tool to separate girls from their clothes.
Tera asks if he keeps a photo collection. Max says yes but he can't display
it publicly because all the girls are underage.
The audience hoots. Jack Napier laughs and wave his arm up and down.
Max keeps asking during the night for Jack to pull his long penis out
so everyone can take a look.
Max is a tightly coiled ball of contained aggression. He can be polite,
restrained and even charming but there's an explosive devil just below
the surface. He's a gracious guest, frequently complimenting Tera on the
success of her show. He doesn't talk much about his upcoming trial for
obscenity, prefering to talk about sex, particularly in kinky positions
such as the backdoor.
Tera reads an email aimed at Max: "If you go to jail, is it all worth
it?"
Max: "I'm going to go to jail if I have to. I make movies because I must.
I'm on trial. The LA County District Attorney, representing the State
of California, has charged me with obscenity. You can find out a lot more
on the case at MaxHardcore.com or AVNInsider.com where I have a regular
column. I don't want to bother anybody with the dirty details but definitely
the government is on a roll here. They indicted Seymore Butts and my good
friend Jeff Mike [for obscenity] and jerkoffzone.com. Jury selection in
my trial begins September 18th."
Tera and Valora are topless. Max compliments Tera's chest. "Those are
great tits. This will be the first obscenity trial in Los Angeles in 15
years."
Tera: "We're cheering for you." The audience claps for Max.
Jack says porn star Latia Lopez is recovering from her severe car accident
in Chicago, which left her in a coma for two months.
Olivia O'Lovely, the video virgin of the night, comes on the show at 8:15PM
with Jack Napier. Olivia will do her first girl-girl scene Sunday.
I turn my tape over. Tera takes fright. "Is that a doctor? Oh, it's [DUC].
With that striped shirt, he looks like a doctor."
Tera: "We've only got a minute left."
Max: "Can I do a plug here? Fist f---ing, pissing, double anal, puking,
MaxHardcore.com. Thank you very much. You're a superstar."
Tera staggers off, feeling sick.
Tera: "I kept thinking [DUC] was a doctor. That looks like a stethescope
around his neck."
Max: "That guy is a f---ing mess. What's he doing here?"
Adella: "I love him."
Max: "That's ok with you? This guy has been f---ing everyone in the industry.
He's bad news. Everybody hates him. If he's ok with you, he's ok with
me because I don't give a f---."
I guess an interview with Max is out.
Jack says he wishes he could get away with doing the type of sex scenes
that Max does but he couldn't get away with it. Why? Because his penis
is larger or because he's black?
Frank writes: As a caveat to your Max Hardcore sighting. Max was threatened
at the Internext Show by some angry webmasters over his depictions of
rape type scenes and pissing on chicks. There are pics available of the
incident. MAX is getting yelled at, while wearing a speedo and his cowboy
hat. Security from the Diplomat hotel was called. It was awesome.