Tuesday, November 9th, 1999
Scam
I'm hearing bad things about the Not Just Another Video Store porn distributor who's screwing people over, from Cream Entertainment to VCX. He asks you to front him product then never pays you.
Lynne L-patin writes: "Anyone who was offended by the maudlin, drunken ramblings I made after Paul Wisner's funeral, which Luke F-rd fairly accurately transcribed and published, please accept my apologies. I didn't realize it would become a eulogy for Paul. Not that there shouldn't be all sorts of memories of people. Mine are only mine. By the way, if anyone at Adult Video News had bothered to inform me they were in "nominations week" we might have evolved a different way to deal with my movie review. I had to learn it from Luke F-rd (he's good for something, see). Luke, you print far too much of me. Get a life. Work Harder."
Jill Kelly Interview
www.unchain.com has updated its site, and features an interview with Jill Kelly. Here's an excerpt:
A: What is your opinion of Luke F-rd?
J: I used to hate him. Printing porn stars' real names just isn't cool. Then my salesperson/pr girl tried to make us be friends. She thought that just because we were both Dallas Cowboy fans, that should be enough to mend fences. He really went out of his way to be gracious to me. We spoke a few times and he was a gentleman and apologized for things he had said. I thought there would be a good truce. Then he did and said some things that really pissed off the woman who organized the truce. She still talks to him professionally but she doesn't stick up for him anymore. So I leave it to her to decide what to send him on the PR front. People still do read him, and we need him.'
Kid Vegas writes: "Hey Luke, Ok, this is Kid Vegas. I want to comment on some stuff I read on Genes site to you since Gene will probably not put it up because him & John T. Bone from Cream Ent. are long time friends. It is the most ridiculous s--- I ever heard. First off Mr. John T. Bone, he is only looking for attention to anounce he wants a "White Trash Whore." The only reason he wants a white trash whore is for his own personal pussy in the studio, because no other girl at this time is stupid enough to go in. The f--- has no money first of all to pay a contract "White Trash Whore," because when I made movies for him, he had to pay me in sections. Plus he doesn't have Zoe anymore because he could not afford to pay her anymore, plus she never gave him what he wanted from her "pussy" ...John is looking for a play toy for him to play with, & beleive me he is not picky I have personally seen him do Cherry Swells, ewwww...Girls take my advise, he bounces checks, & he is the lowest scum of the business, peace out."
John of www.Creamnet.com: "Maybe I am incredibly naive. I gave this kid a job. I gave him a room in my house. I fronted him money when he didn't have enough to eat. I invested $8000 to make a movie which he insisted on giving to his roomate to edit. The movie is gone. Nobody cares. It's lost or stolen. His reaction is, 'Hey, don't ask me, man. It is not my responsibility, man. I want to have a party, man. John T. Bone is an asshole because he cancels my party. Who cares that I lost his f---ing movie.' That was the end of our relationship. He cost me $8000. It is strange how things progress. This little drug addict wants to make a career out of bad mouthing me. For what? Because I got f---ed over by him? What did I do? All I want to do is make movies and run a company. Every once in a while I make a mistake. Kid Vegas is one of my mistakes. But there's no point in continuing this charade with a guy going nowhere by giving him publicity to badmouth him. Let him go in peace. I've written the money off, I've taken the f---ing hit. That's it. Right now I am in the process of casting a really big budget movie that is number three in a successful series. It is about a white trash girl who comes to Hollywood... I'm looking for a girl with a good attitude and an up bubbly personality who looks like she comes from a trailor park on the East Coast.
"He's done. He's finished here. I am just lost that he wants to keep jumping on the bandwagon here, for what..."
Porn Stars Are People Too
Bob Modemac writes on RAME: If your typical viewers of porn treat porn stars as of they were nothing more than projections of their on-screen personas (i.e. insatiable sex machines), then that's something hardly unique to "porn stars." Stars and famous personas in *any* medium suffer from this perception; it's something hardly unique to porn stars. People know very little about the true personalities of the actors and actresses, and they tend to assume that their off-screen lives are similar to what we see on the screen. Sounds ridiculous?
Here are a few examples: A couple of years ago, a movie called "The Birdcage" (a remake of "La Cage Aux Folles") had a character who played a flaming drag queen, complete with stereotypical limp-wristed walk and everything. (Please save any commentary on this character for another thread.) After the release (and brief box-office success) of the movie, actor playing this character was subsequently harassed in public and subjected to numerous homophobic and anti-gay slurs and insults, even though he is not gay himself. He was only playing a character, but people assumed his real-life persona was similar or identical to his on-screen character.
Back in the days of silent films, one of the most popular actresses in the world was Mary Pickford, whose portrayal of beautiful, sweet, innocent damsels in distress earned her the nickname "America's Sweetheart." In reality she was intelligent, calculating, and often quite shrewd and ruthless with her dealings in Hollywood politics. (She was one of the co-founders of United Artists.) But many people simply refused to believe that Mary Pickford could be anything other than the sweet, darling, innocent face they saw on the silver screen. A case made national news (briefly) when a guy wearing a "Barney the Dinosaur" costume in public was beaten up by a trio of Barney-hating guys.
The actor who played Gomer Pyle (damn, I can't remember his name!) had a long and successful stage career, singing in a tremendous voice and starring in "Man Of La Mancha." But few people would believe this, because they only know him as the idiotic Gomer from the TV show.
Julie Andrews married Blake Edwards, director of the "Pink Panther" films and such notable movies as "10" and "Victor/Victoria." But despite the fact that she starred in "Victor/Victoria" and another of Edwards' movies in which she appeared topless, and even despite the fact that she is infact a very earthy woman who enjoys talking lewd and crewd, she will probably never shed herself of the "sweet and innocent" image she was typecast in after she starred in "Mary Poppins" and "The Sound of Music."
Asia Carrera runs a popular Web site at http://www.asia.carrera.com (as you probably know), and when she first began taking part in online conversations, her fans were downright *shocked* to realize that she has a real personality besides that of the orgasmatronic sex machine she plays in her films! But after a while, people did indeed wake up and realize she is a living breathing person, and not merely a naked cartoon character (and a good-looking one, at that) who exists merely to give orgasms. And there are many, many other similar occurences of this sort.
Brent writes: Women expect sensitivity from a guy and then treat him like dirt because he is sensitive. I lost track of how many times, in high school, that girls I knew would turn me down when I'd ask them out only to later say that they wished they could find somebody like me. There's just so much a man can take before a thick skin forms and self-preservation can be interpreted as insensitivity.
Geo writes: Luke.... For Bob Modemac: Birdcage man was Hank Azaria, who you might remember from Godzilla as the nervously laughing cameraman. He's been on Friends and many other places. He's also one of the Simpsons. He got back at the gay bashers. He married Helen Hunt. Mary Pickford was rumored to be gay. Gomer Pyle = Jim Nabors, who gay, and unbelievably rich. Julie Andrews, while not gay, made SOB to poke fun of her Mary Poppins image. Now what exactly was his point? These were all normal people whose public image was affected by their performances? Doesn't seem like he quite established that with his examples.
Wall Falls, Luke Climbs Out Of Closet
I've decided to come out as a homosexual and I wonder if that bothers you? Email Luke
Adult Video News publisher Paul Fishbein writes: "While I have my many disagreements with you, tonight I applaud your courage. Stevie Hirsch and I were inspired by your example and we would like the world to know that nothing comes between us but a thin imperceptible layer of latex. And that does not lower the level of eroticism."
"So you have decided to go gay on us," writes Chaim Amalek. "Well, I will believe it when third parties confirm this with direct observation, but until then, consider the pros and cons of this con:
PROS
1. That Hustler guy will probably conclude that you are not worth beating up.
2. Lots of chicks will try to convert you to the other side. Might even help erase the taint of being in porn.
3. Now those who criticize you are doubly bigoted for doing so.
4. You can forget about trying to join the Jewish mafia, which does not want you, and join the far more secretive and influential lavender mafia.
5. Your parents will stop bugging you to settle down.
CONS
1. That Hustler guy will not beat you up, hence no juicy lawsuit against Larry Flynt.
2. Lots of guys out there will want to be the first.
3. You get the s--- kicked out of you for being a goddamned queer.
4. God really hates homosexuality - it is written in the bible!
5. Gives satisfaction to your homophobic enemies.
6. Wouldn't you really rather have a nice warm vagina pressed against you at night than some guy's rectum?
7. Lots of chicks will lose interest in you (but CERTAINLY NOT NJG).
8. All sorts of diseases.
9. Might have to reorient your website; might experience substantial loss of revenue (fewer gays than heteros).
10. Religious parents will disown you.
Well, seems like the cons have it. I applaud you for taking a poll to determine what your public sexual orientation should be. If more people did this, there would be less homophobia in the world.
PS Is this related to the fact that on this day ten years ago, the Berlin Wall fell?
Professor Morris writes: "It only bothers me because your actions do not indicate that you are a homosexual. Rather, you may possibly be bisexual. It seems that most people even peripherally involved in pornography become omnisexual, and you perhaps fit that bill."
Steve Neece writes: "Congratulations for showing the courage and good taste to out yourself. You could not have picked a more distinguished group than Gay Jewish Males. If Jews in general have contributed disproportionately to the enrichment of humankind, GJM's have contributed even more so in proportion to their numbers. You are now a member of the creme de la creme, the most distinguished club in the history of the human species. BE PROUD!"
Rumdar writes: "Luke....This is somewhat of a shocker but not unexpected. First of all you look rather effeminate. Secondly you are obviously an extremely sensitive guy. So why not be a homo? What I am wondering is how this will affect your relationships with N.J.G and Kendra Jade. Any predictions?"
Vivid girl Jenteal writes Luke: "Are you really "coming out" or is that just another spoof on your site? If it is true, more power to you! I don't know why you would choose not to be open about that to begin with. Most of the people who read your site are involved in the adult business in some way or another. If they aren't, they either want to be or are fans of it. I would think these people would be sexually open, therefore accepting. Then again, maybe not if you consider the SkidMark types who read your site. If it is a spoof, it is a good one. All you have to do to get some guy off your back who you have poked fun or insulted is ask them on a date."
Jack Evil: "I'm sure alot of people aren't buying this cumming out of the closet stuff Luke. You're going to have to prove it with rock hard evidence...On film. I'm sure that some porner would put up the money for such a venture."Luke F-rd's Backdoor Expose" perhaps? What would they have to pay Peter North to reprise "Matt Ramsey"? You need to start big Luke, until your face is blasted by a huge load of hot cum on tape most people won't believe you."
Concerned in Modesto writes: "Luke: Before you run off and spend $400 on Streisand New Year's Eve tickets I beg you to stop and consider the following: Just because the world's biggest slut, Kendra Jade, refuses to have sex with you does not mean you should give up on all women. I really feel that you have been confused by all the recent gay emphasis on your site: Tom Byron's "tranny" photos, Julian's solo jerk photos, and of course, Turkish pimp, Mahir's infamous Speedo photo. Besides, if you do turn gay that will be one more thing that you would have in common with Mike Albo. Turn back, Luke! Turn back!"
Robert: "Again, I find it totally confusing to think anyone ever thought that you were ANYTHING BUT GAY. I mean look at those pictures of you on your website. The one with your pen and book in your hands,, really! It was funny cause everday when I read you I wanted to email you about how gay those pictures looked! I mean if your recent tips on spotting superstars who are gay...you gottem(minus the super status). I mean when you changed the pictures on your site to you..my first thought was ....GAY....second was ..HE ASPIRES TO BE AN ACTOR..and we know THEY are ALL GAY. So ..I appreciate my vindication by your outing cause I thought I was getting homophobic!"
Porn star Cindy Plenum writes: "Dear Luke: Thank you so much for that very informative and empathetic profile of me that you posted on your web site. You really captured who I am, better than I could have myself. I have been through some very trying times (as you know), and am happy to see that some people care. (And yes, the new classes of psychotropic drugs that I have been prescribed by my physician really seem to help.)
"Empathy is, as it must be, a two-way street. It is no surprise to me to learn that you are gay; there have been rumors to that effect among the "AU-Kiwii" crowd (an informal, gay sons of the southern cross group) for some months now. And that drag outfit you wore to fool people fooled no one. No matter. You are still the Luke you were, and even if the worst comes to pass and you are rejected by everyone else, Cindy Plenum will always count you and be countable by you as a friend.
"One of your contributors recently wrote that people unfairly judged others by what they do with their lives, even if that is not them. How true! Whenever people find out about those videos I made with mosquitos, they tend to freak out and view me as some sort of slut. In fact, I am quite chaste, and limit my polymorphous bisexual conduct to sex with insects, not people. Yes, I take my lovers from the herd of microlivestock that I keep in an old spare tire out back in which the water always seems to pool, but that does not define who I am. Who am I? I am me, Cindy Plenum. Best wishes to you on your new life, and don't pay any attention to what other people have to say."
Gizmo writes: "Yeah, right. Johnny Denim here to say I'll believe it when I see it."
Sergio: "Why should it bother anyone? Your life's your life, dude!"
John: " I don't know ? and anyway who would really care ?? at least you've got the guts to do it as many others in your industry would rather keep it quite and not shatter their "Macho" but fake image. Good onya mate!!"
David Sturman, Edward Wedelstedt, Howie Wasserman, Christian Mann, Hans Schmall (Reuben Sturman's European connection), and about 100 porners were at Mount Sinai Memorial Park in Griffith Park for Paul Wisner's Jewish funeral. It was officiated by a Rabbi Tupper.
It was really weird to hear this child pornographer praised as an icon.
Many porners were there simply to do business.
Edward Wedelstedt gave a speech saying what a wonderful man Paul Wisner was.
Pallbearers included Hans Schmall, Ron Braverman, Al Robles (World News, porn distributor).
"I got to meet David Sturman," gushed Lynne L-patin Tuesday evening. "He's CUTE! I told him I was Luke's friend Lynne. How many friends does Luke have named Lynne?
"He said he read your column when his name is in it. I told him to read your column every day even if his name isn't in it. Because I'm in it.
"I saw all the people I used to work with. And I cried. And it was Jewish. And you should've been there.
"We did a Jewish thing. We threw dirt on the grave. And I did that. I said goodbye. Not just to Paul, but also to an era, and also to Bruce [L-patin's late husband]. If I hadn't gone back to porno [in 1983], I would've never met my husband.
"And in 1994, when they [Wisner] finally fired him, and I was like, I want to be a veternarian and itching to do something else and he said, how could you dare something else? Leave me behind in this outcast world?
"It was really weird to hear this guy who did kiddie porn being spken about as a paragon. It was the most massive display of hypocrisy I've ever seen... He got every respect. He got buried on sacred Jewish ground, at Mount Sinai. He got buried with the real people.
"They sorta discussed the First Amendment but nobody got up there and said, 'yeah, the guy was a kiddie pornographer. And let's bury him today.'
"But as far as I could tell, the man was good to every other man. And being that I am not a man, I don't count. Eddie W. said Paul was the greatest. The IRS took everything Eddie owned and Paul fronted him the money to go back to work.
"Paul was the greatest to men. To me? I asked him for $900. He said no. I lost my house and I lost my kid. I had to give her to her father and I never got her back.
L-patin: "I was living in this cheap place in Reseda [in 1988] and this guy was breaking in regularly. This guy kept climbing in the window and I asked for $900 [to get a new apartment] against my paycheck and Paul said no. Apparently I was the only person Paul ever dissed.
"And part of the child support payment [Lynne received], I had to give him [ex-husband] all rights to the house.
"My ex alleged [in the child custody battle] that I had made kiddie porn, because I had worked for Parliament News and Parliament had made kiddie porn. And when I took this to Paul, they walked away.
"I wanted $900 to move my kid to a two-bedroom apartment because they were coming out to investigate. Because I only had a one bedroom apartment, they assumed I was having sex with my daughter. Because white people don't have one bedroom apartments.
"In Christmas 1989 they came out and said, 'we hear you've been showing your child pornography.' I said no, the only thing I've shown my child is this feminist book called "Our Bodies, Ourselves." To show her where the vagina is. But my ex alleged that I made kiddie porn, and showed her [Lynne's five year old daughter] kiddie porn and that I might make kiddie porn with her.
"And I lost the kid because I couldn't afford to keep her in a safe place. I gave her up to her father because I didn't think an apartment with every Mexican traipsing through was right. It was a bad neighborhood. So I gave her up to her dad and moved in with Paul's nephew. And I never got my kid back.
"I haven't seen her in over a year. They moved to Seattle when she was 12 years old. They threatened to file child sexual abuse charges if I tried to stop them. So I didn't try to stop them. They were going to charge Bruce's kids with sexual abuse.
"I don't want to see her because all she will do is hurt me. When Bruce was alive, I couldn't have her anywhere near him because she could say, 'oh, his kids are molesting me.' It wasn't true, but I didn't want Bruce, who was dying, to have to deal with that.
"When she was two, my ex threw me out and threatened to kill me. We lived in 29 Palms. He was a marine and he had a weapon and there was a big desert out there. He kept threatening to kill me.
"But it was really totally weird to hear this guy [Wisner], that you wrote up as kiddie porn... Oh he was great, oh he was loved. You see people at the funeral and you know they are only there for business. I went because it was closure.
"I went because I had nothing but respect for Rita [Paul Wisner's widow]. Rita was his girlfriend for umpteen years until finally his wife divorced him and then she married him. And she was 100% all the way. She worked for him for 30 years. They were married six years and four days. Rita sacrificed all her jewelry for him. I'm a woman. I know what that means.
"If you and I were married, and you got sick, I would write your column for you. I would do your job and clean your room and anything you needed. And she did that for Paul, except for when some man came to town, he had the meeting. At one time, she pawned all her jewelry for him because he needed the money. That is what you do for people you love.
"I saw all the people I used to work with. We were together because we could be caught. We could be hurt.
"Paul's son Alex didn't show... We did the service in the temple, then we went up the hill to the graveside... The rabbi said, 'Rita, Jamie, Alec...' And he wasn't there.
"I'm telling myself, it's time to get out [of porn]. Paul got out! I guess it's time.
"You know how Jack Hammer likes to say, 'my guys in Europe...' No, no, no. The real Europe guys were there [at the funeral] and one of them was a pall bearer [Hans].
"People I would normally never speak to, I spoke to... I spoke with Howie Wasserman and his son Lonnie. It was the last of the old guys."
Luke: "What about Bobby Genova?"
Lynne: "Yeah, but he's been crazy for years.
"I talked to people I normally would've killed... Five years ago, I would've run over them... And it didn't matter today because it wasn't the place for it. The old days are ended, the new days are here. Hooray for Adult Video News.
"Bryn Pryor told me that he would refuse to nominate my tape for a year-end award because I complained about the review [on l-keford.com]. And if I'm out of the adult business, I'll screw them. I wrote Paul Fishbein... If I get into marriage and family counseling or any kind of psychological counseling, I will crucify you if you hurt women. So you should get worried. I hate it when they hurt women.
"Like your friend NJG. She's not in porn... They hurt her. They tell her boyfriends, 'f--- her up the butt and if she complains, she's a crazy girl.' And if I get to the point where I can talk to these people in f---ing court about what is heterosexuality and what is not...
"This is crazy. We never did that. We only wanted to call them 'Teen Babes.' We didn't want to call them 'Teen Sluts,' and f--- 'em and throw them on the trash heap.
"The idea that pornography is nasty and dirty is now part of the culture. What you saw as illegal criminal mafia is now legal. You can find titties anywhere, in ladies magazines. We used to airbrush out pubic areas and make little panties. All the stuff we were so scared about in 1970 is now legal. And now they're just a bunch of faggots, they're in charge.
"Bryn did not call me until they put your thing on his desk. He left a message, 'By the way, I got Luke F-rd's page on my desk, so I called you. I couldn't call you before because I couldn't find your number.' He did not respond until you printed with what you printed. Now he's saying, 'we'll work hard to arrange a meeting.' And if he doesn't, I'll sue him for $5,000 [in small claims court].
"And I can get that. God forbid I should have black judge. Is this movie [Indigo Moods] so bad that no black person should be able to see it?
"I'm sure that when I go in to see Bryn, he'll say, 'there's no sex in it until six minutes in.' And I'm going to say, 'most women take 10-20 minutes to reach an orgasm. We don't want sex three minutes in and we're not ready to be f---ed.'
"You said they were bad, they were bad, they were bad, but you never nailed it. And the company that released my movies [Adam and Eve] will not release anymore because AVN gave it [Indigo Moods] a bad review.
"I don't know your version of Judaism but I didn't know we weren't allowed to be sexy. We weren't allowed to have a good sex life."
Luke: "You're supposed to be married."
Lynne: "That's just orthodox. Reform says you can try it out first. You can take it for a test drive.
"It was a beautiful four hour service... All these people I've seen and never learned their names, like Hans Schmall... You know how Jack Hammer likes to say he's so porno, so Hells Angel, so Europe... That's bulls---. But Hans Schmall represented Reuben in Europe...
"Afterwards we got drunk. And to stop from throwing up, we had to buy reefer.
"I hear the recitation of the Kaddish [Jewish prayer said by mourners] and it makes me know I am a Jew. That's a strange feeling. You decided to be a Jew but you didn't get that s--- when you were seven. When I hear it, it's, oh yeah, that stuff. I remember that stuff. I should be one of those people. I don't know if I can go back to it.
"Will you still be my friend if I'm not in porno?"
Luke: "Yes."
Lynne: "God forbid I go totally straight. We don't have born again, do we?"
Luke: "No, but we have 'ball teshuva,' returnees to religion."
Lynne: "Returning to belief in God or returning to religion?"
Luke: "To observance of Jewish Law, the Sabbath, Kosher, etc..."
Lynne: "Jews don't have to believe in God. You have to go, but you don't have to believe. The precious thing about being Jewish is that you can talk to God directly. 'Are you there?" Not answering? Catholics go through a priest, an intermediary. But we've always been permitted to question.
"I plan on doing two small claims suits. I'll sue David [Hardman] and I'll sue AVN. They told me that because I complained about their reviews, they would not submit Indigo Moods for a nomination. I don't get it. Gabor can call them up and scream all he wants, but I call them up, 'I don't like this,' and they say, ok, we're not nominating you. This is misogyny.
"Women are not to be hurt. That is not sex. But David is really cute. Lukey, you did not tell me [how cute David Sturman is]. You said he had grey hair.
"Paul Wisner is a hero. He straddled the line between legal porno and illegal porno. Eddie Wedelstedt mentioned that he [Paul Wisner] went to North Carolina [in 1992 to face federal prosecution for trafficking in obscenity] when everyone else rolled and they fought and they won. And my husband [Bruce Walker] stood in that dock with Paul. My husband was asked by the federal government to roll and he did not.
"The funeral marked the passing of an era and now it is business as usual. And I do not want to see a bunch of misogynistic anal sex movies. I only want to see happy women.
"When I first got into it, I thought I could help people like you. They don't want me to. I thought I could help people who were sexually inhibited expand and grow. Be happier. But that's not what they want. They just want to celebrate their own disinterest in women.
"Paul Wisner would never deliberately hurt a woman. He came from another era. They did not believe in equal pay back then. They believed in marry a man and pay the man. And my man died... We never called magazines 'Choke the bitch and f--- her.'
"We had magazines like 'Teen Babes.' We never said anything like, 'look at this stupid slut spread her legs.' We gave her a name and made up a personality and call the magazine something reasonably respectful so we wouldn't get busted. I remember when it was my job to look at every picture and make sure there was nothing weird in here. So, ahh, let's take the sword out. And the garden chairs... Compared to Max Hardcore, Paul was a gentleman. And we didn't have to sue people. We could just deal with it.
"The OG (Old Gangsters) all had wives. Mark Kernes [AVN journalist] does not. That's the first I have to ask Bryn when I go in for our meeting. 'Have you ever had sex with a woman?' Second question. 'Has anybody ever rammed anything up your butt?' Then you don't know what it feels like, do you? You don't know it hurts, do you? And now that we have contraception, there's no reason for it, is there, unless you are a faggot, which you are.
"We never hurt women. We may have chained them up to radiators but we didn't ram dicks up there butt. It was all acting until Mr. Faggot Stagliano, who is a faggot for Chrisk sake, that anybody got hurt.
"So I'm standing there with all the OGs (Old Gangsters) and we're all saying, I'm glad we got out. I'm glad we're not in it now. Who wants to see women being ass f---ed?
"Al Robles is my enemy because he tried to sell me to these Canadian guys. Which would've been totally ok with me if somebody had told me. But he didn't. Then he tried calling the next, 'I thought you were coming to our room.' Oh gee, I didn't know that. And I am so easy. If somebody says, 'I'll give you $500 to go to someone's room, I'll do it.
"They sent me to this VSDA conference in 1991. And Al Robles promised these Canadians that I would go to their room. The Canadians were good people. Not their fault.
"Alec Wisner [Paul's son] tried to throw me out of the CES... And Al approached another man who my friend, and said, 'hahaha, I bet you guys had a hot time last night.' And the other guy, who was married, looked at me and said what? But at a f---ing funeral, you have to bury the hatchet.
"I complained to Paul and he said, you never go to any other convention again. I went away for the Adult Video Association. I told Bill [Margold] that I would run the booth while he watched his Lions game.
"I think you [Luke] got abused before you were two. Someone did something weird to you..."
Luke: "I lived with a dozen different people in my first four years. I got passed around a lot."
Lynne: "If you get attached to somebody, what are they going to do? Pass you around. It's really f---ing deep in you. If a man or a woman holds you, she's going to give you up. You're still reacting on that gut level, I can smell that. I can smell your fear. You may never heal. But that's my job in the next ten years is to heal people. I tried to do that in porno but they wouldn't let me. They just decided it is all about hurting women.
"In the '70s, it was about helping people explore their sexuality, have what they like, and have it in a safe way.
Lynne writes: "I have, in my lap, a genuine Gideon bible. New Testament. Corinthians 13. My dog gives me all this. I'm not being facetious. Tobi gives unconditional love. She would be a great teacher. Find a pet. You need the love. You DESERVE the love. There is no forever on this earth. No one can promise to stay with you forever. Bruce and I had ten years. I feel lucky. "I am here with you" is the most powerful thing I can say to myself when I'm afraid. But it is not "God" talking to me. It is just a human construct. We have the capacity. Dogs and cats don't."
XXX: "I hear Eddie Wedelstedt has his own personal jet. He flies around the country collecting money."
Mutt writes on Netpond: "I don't think Luke F-rd is going to be around too long. He is either seriously depressed and has a death wish or he is a very naive Aussie lost in America. A reporter for the Washington Post can get under the skin of the Mafia and live to tell but a loose lipped pseudo journalist with a website is living dangerously. You just don't taunt mobsters. Meni is now part of Luke's kooky cyber version of the Algonquin Round Table? Anyways the reporting on the death of that Paul Wisner was pretty fascinating stuff."
Anthony writes: "Tawny Lyons is chillin in Milwaukee, WI."
Charges Filed Against Mila
From the Arizona Daily Sun: Misdemeanor criminal charges were filed this week against KZGL radio DJ "Rowdy" and porn star Myla Shegol, 29, of Studio City, Calif. for a live remote, radio broadcast that Flagstaff Police say got a little too nasty.
Shegol was charged with disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. Rowdy was charged with facilitation because he "provided the means for her to commit a criminal act," said Flagstaff Police Department Deputy Chief Bob White. "He had the means and he had the knowledge to control what she was doing," White said. 'He gave her the microphone and she used vulgar language. We and the city attorney feel he had some culpability in the matter."
According to police reports, officers were dispatched to Image adult video store, 62 E. Route 66, on Aug. 28, after an officer reportedly heard a remote of a woman identifying herself as wearing a teddy and wanting people to come down to the store for free sex acts. She described sex acts "that could be performed on her in graphic detail," according to the report.
Email to Luke: " I love your book and your web site. You give a realistic perspective of the porno industry and you have written one of the better books on the subject. I am a film student at Loyola Marymount, freshman. And I'd like to get an internship or some type of job in the technical aspect of the pornographic film industry. I have tried emailing vivid video from an address on thier web site. If you can give me any information about how I can get any type of job or internship in the technical aspect of the pornographic film industry that would be great. Thanks for all the great work and I hope you can help me Email at maddog2169@aol.com SIncerely, pablo Pappano."
John Wayne Bobbitt Auction
Robert Yates, John Bobbitt's manager, writes: Can you do an update on the Ebay auctions? Last around 12:30 am I got notice saying that they ended my auctions. I guess they consider this Adult Content I tried to explain these are for medical purposes. But they did not want to hear it, they were saying something about there guidelines. I have reopened the auctions on a more open minded Yahoo auctions. I would really appreciate you putting the word out the response I have been getting over this from your service is unbelievable. I had gotten pretty high priced bids and now the auction is switched to Yahoo.
Oh and by the way John is still in Jail. I had gotten the bail reduced to $2,400 but when I went down to talk to John and bail him out he would not cooperate. We had agreed that he would sign another release and do a few interviews over the Video. John had told me that these would be his last interviews ever. But once I went down there John would not sign a new release or do any interviews so I left him in jail. I do not need John for this. I already have a release signed by him which will stand up in court. Don't get me wrong I will still give John his cut from the Video and Auctions. I just aint bailing him out. John plans on using his cut to take care of legal fees and the rest to live off. He says he will never do anything with the Media or Entertainment Business Ever Again. The only Bobbitt Items left will be the things I am auctioning off and the Video.
http://auctions.yahoo.com/auction/11539892 MEDICAL RECORDS http://auctions.yahoo.com/auction/11540466 PENIS REATTACHMENT PICS http://auctions.yahoo.com/auction/11541138 Documentary http://auctions.yahoo.com/auction/11540807 Enlargement
Message: 205.134.245.138 writes: ALL MOM'S SHOULD BE AS...liberated as Betty Degeneres, Ellen's mom. As she signed hundreds of copies of her new book "Love, Ellen", she told fans that she had two daughters now. Seems Anne Heche's mom still won't talk to her since she "came out", so Mrs. Degeneres is picking up the slack. Anne hopes to reconcile with her mom and Ellen added, "we hope so."
Message: 205.134.245.138 writes: TERRY HATCHER... let me know that there is a possibility she will do another series on TV in spite of her unhappiness on the set of "Lois and Superman". Seems co-star Dean Cain created a macho atmosphere with a click of guys who would hang around constantly and totally ignored Hatcher... Since when do a bunch of macho guys hang around and ignore a beautiful woman. Since they are all GAY that's when.
Message: 205.134.245.138 writes: Is KEANU REEVES gay ? Interest in whether or not KEANU REEVES is gay is the sole topic of a new chat board. There are hundreds of posts on this board mostly from teenagers who besides the ongoing discussion on Keanu's sexuality also discuss horse riding, cute pet kitties, PUFF DADDY's clothes, Goth and boy group song lyrics. Considering the age level and experience of many of the posters I found little hard evidence for Keanu's love life. One poster stated he knew Keanu was gay because said poster had once seen a photograph of Keanu wearing nail polish which resulted in a lively discussion on that topic. In regard to that I quote the following post:
Does he, or doesn't he? Only his manicurist knows for sure. I don't know why Keanu would paint his nails unless his woman was having fun with him. Like when you put makeup on a guy for the fun of it. Or ask him to put on pantyhose - to see how it feels. Or make him put on heels! I love it if a guy plays *dress up* like a woman - just for fun so he knows how I feel doing it everyday. On the other hand I do know of men who did stuff like that just before having a sex change! Keanu as a woman? Perish the thought! Even if we are the Superior Sex - I like him as a Man. Is it only Tuesday? My horoscope says to keep my eyes open for THE ONE starting today! Yahoo! And YABBA DABBA DO! I'm ready!
And here is a post from someone who claims THEY know WHO painted Keanu's nails:
His nails were not painted by an Island native (in Tahiti). They were painted while he was still in LA and you'd be very surprised to know who did the paint job. His nails were already clearly painted in the photos when he arrived in the islands. Job was done in LA a few days before he left. I am Someone Close Keanu and if you don't know who painted them, then you're no one close. Which I already knew. So Keanu paints his finger nails !!!!!!! And according to another post they were either dark purple or maroon. Interesting that the word GAY is mentioned only twice on the entire site. Once in the board title and once in a post......
The most interesting comment in the Boze book HOLLYWOOD BABBLE ON was what ANDRE AGASSI said to PETE SAMPRAS when before a big tennis tournament Pete had accepted a telegramed bouquet of good luck flowers from ELTON JOHN. Agassi told Petey, what are you trying to do by accepting flowers from that fag. Horridly unfortunately, Boz does not record Petey's reaction to Andre. (Rumor from tennis tournament circles allege Pete Sampras is gay and Andre also, though both have never stated publically a gay preference.)
Message: 205.134.244.135 writes: I see in the movie digest news that MARK WAHLBERG, that cockteaser, is working on a new film with JENNIFER ANNISTON of Friends tv show. Wahlberg plays an office supply salesman who gets into a rock band (is that mass produced enough for you ?) and Miz Anniston will star as the rock band's lead singer. Believe it or not the film will be >produced< by GEORGE CLOONEY. Guess George is handling Marky's career for a while. What a couple... Marky Mark and George Clooney, invite me to that party !
Out and Proud
Ellen Degeneres Martina Navaratilova Lea De Laria Drew Barrymore kd Lang
Usual Suspects
Queen Latifah Anne Murray Whitney Houston
Objects of Desire
Jennifer Lopez Shania Twain Angelina Jolie Jamila Wideman
Couples We Love or Hate
Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche
If They're Not, They Should Be
Teresa Witherspoon
Open the Door
Jode Foster Rosie O' Donell Pingers Gillian Anderson
Ewwwwwww.........family just the same
Anna Nicole Smith, Donna Shalala, Janet Reno
It's Those Small, Special Moments
Chupatinha writes on RAME: IN Booty Talk 12 (which is otherwise kind of ho hum) there is a great scene where cute little Mariah is having some afternoon delight with a guy who looks like Snoop Doggy Dogg with short hair (but has a slight spanish accent). Then, after opening his pants and giving a preliminary tongue bath to his LARGE member, she turns to the crew (and probably other ladies waiting for their scenes) when it unfurls to really HUGE size under her ministrations and asks matter of factly "Hey, how do you suck a dick this big?". She quickly realizes what a funny line that is, and breaks up into giggles (so do the behind the scenes folks) then just goes for it. Just a nice little slice of reality ......... Where do they get these guys, this guy is bigger than Lex (maybe not longer but WIDE)!
Kenny Guarino's Home Address
If you've been stiffed by Metro, you might want to go see Metro owner Kenny Guarino. He lives at 904 Hartford Way, Beverly Hills, CA, 90210. His primary social security number (he appears to have a couple) is 039-XX-XXXX. His Drivers License number is "G650500492090" issued in Florida on 11/16/1993 expires 06/09/1999. DOB: 06/09/1949.
You may wonder where your money has gone. Well, a search reveals that Kenny owns lots of cars and property and yachts in Florida.
There's a hot new craze in wallpaper - Metro stock certificates!
Baytola called Metro headquarters for investor relations rep Jennifer St. Cyr. "I was able to get through and SUPPOSEDLY she's on maternity leave. Her replacement didn't return my calls - surprise!"
Jldacre: "Has anybody heard this rumour that some involved with this company were caught washing dirty money in the Grand Caymans or was it a different porn company? Could explain the non response from the company lately. The money laundering by a porn company through a grand cayman bank is fact I just dont know who was involved for sure."
XXX: "Kenny Guarino looks like somebody who ought to be in the Godfather. He'll stiff you for sure."
Amerson Unperturbed By Lawsuit
Luke took a break Monday night from cheering on his favorite football team, the Dallas Cowboys, to chat with John Holmes' former manager Bill Amerson.
Bill just learned from my site that he's being sued for defamation of character by Laurie Holmes. But he hasn't been served yet.
Bill: "I saw something... That Laurie was suing me for defamation of character. First of all, you have to have character. This is the buttf---ing queen of the business.
"She can't file suit against me. She doesn't know where I am...
"She doesn't want to do that... I will drag her through the f---ing mud, Luke. This is a woman who lost both of her kids... This is a woman who forgets how I met her. John hired her as a prostitue to f--- me. That was my birthday present. And I turned her down. I said, 'you don't appeal to me.' My old lady was out of town in Phoenix, and on my birthday John hired Laurie as a hooker... It was a nice gesture. She just didn't turn me on. It had nothing to do with me being faithful to my wife. She was a f---ing loser."
Luke: "She's a lunatic."
Bill: "She's crazy. She has an IQ little above room temperature."
Luke: "I hear Tony Montana is pimping her out."
Bill: "And she says I'm defaming her character?"
Amerson now works as a therapist to drug addicts and alcoholics. He used to date AIM phlebotomist Stephanie Rand who fell off the wagon about six months ago. She's almost finished with her term at the Tarzana Treatment Center.
Bill liked much of the Wadd documentary though watching his children made him feel sad "because they loved John. Watching Laurie pissed me off because she's so f---ing stupid. She even appears on screen as stupid. And I think stupid is a felony. With a prior. And her blonde hair looked really weird. I've never seen her with a blonde wig on before. She just pisses me off. It doesn't mean that I wouldn't stick a dick in her mouth, Luke, because I've done that a lot of times. But I'm still angry with her because of all the s--- she pulled."
Amerson has another six months to go before finishing his Ph.D. in Psychology. It's been a long haul. Bill started college in 1967. "I figured if you take six unites at a time, you'll make it.
"If you're talking to Laurie, tell her I said, 'Hi Laurie. f--- you.'"
Widow's Wail
LAURIE Holmes, widow of porn legend "Long" John Holmes, who died of AIDS in 1988, is suing his one-time best friend over statements he made in a documentary. In "Wadd: The Life and Times of John Holmes," pornographer William Amerson claims Laurie once worked as a hooker. "She would go out and hitch-hike around the block and turn tricks in the cars," he said. Laurie, a/k/a "Misty Dawn," denies having ever been a prostitute and is seeking unspecified damages. The documentary, produced by adult entertainment giant V.C.A. Labs - which is also being sued - was a huge hit at the Toronto Film Festival.
Mad Jack's Photos
Mad Jack's shooting the feature "Seneca in Las Vegas" for KBeech. He emailed me these photos.
David Sturman's Management 101A
Head of marketing for David Sturman's Sin City production company and his other companies like distributor GVA West, Nikki Fritz, walked into the office of Sin City leader Mark Snyder last week and asked, "What exactly am I supposedly to be doing here?"
I don't think she got a conclusive answer.
Welcome Nikki to David Sturman 101A class in management philosophy. Keep your employees unsure, confused and feuding among themselves. It keeps you needed, and you can fly into town every few weeks and bring messianic peace.
In the days ahead, look for a strict accounting of how many Torah laws David the Jew breaks on a daily basis (David doesn't keep kosher nor shabbat). The Jew porner's main charity is number one his bookie and number two, Chabad - a charismatic branch of Hasidic Judaism, which ministered to David during his two years in prison for federal tax evasion (hard time, along with circumsicion, is a requirement for entry into porn's upper echelons - because Eddie Wedelstedt has served the most, he's porner number one).
Sturman's in town to attend the funeral of his friend and lover Paul Wisner at Sinai Memorial Park Tuesday afternoon, along with other Jew porners (enough for a minyan) including Steve Hirsch, Paul Fishbein and Ron Braverman. Afterwards they will dress in women's clothing, daven mincha (afternoon prayers) and ride motorbikes into lesbian bars.
David Sturman, with a mouth full of bagels and lox, says: "Zoe appeared on the Fox Cable program The X Show on Wednesday, October 27th. She was the grand prize in the Match The Model To The Magazine contest. Adult superstars Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Julia Ann and Perfect 10 model Nickie Yeager were the guests. Contestant Marcus had to match the girl with the magazine she’s appeared in. It took him two tries, but he pulled it off by correctly matching Juli Ashton with Playboy, Devinn Lane as a Penthouse Pet, Julia Ann as a Hustler Honey and Nickie Yeager as a Perfect 10 girl. The prize was a dinner date with Zoe. Some guys have all the luck. When Zoe and Marcus’ schedules permit, the two will spend an evening on the town, including a limo, dinner and a visit to the trendiest club of the moment."
Zoe and Marcus Zoe, girls, Marcus
Marcus attended the Michael Raven film shoot Captive (starring Zoe) this past weekend and held the C-light (used for genital close-ups).
Zoe writes a column for Morgan Hagen's (who owns a few race horses, gambling is a common addiction among porners) LFP magazine Hustler's Busty Beauties.
Shay Sweet will appear on a taping for The X Show on the 17th of November. I hear that she broke up last week with her boyfriend Jeff from KBeech. About three weeks ago, Shay quit as Sin City receptionist although she remains a Sin City contract girl. She's still doing movies with guys. Supposedly Sweet wants to go on the road to dance. Sin City hired a new girl who started today.
Melody Love is the new receptionist at KBeech. The 21-year old Cuban beauty has been in porno a couple of years (Dirty Candy, Barely 18) and is looking for a contract.
Sturman, who's been eyeing Zoe for months, sends this profile of his buxom blonde bomb: She's blonde, she’s tall, she’s smart, she’s gorgeous and she has more curves than Malibu Beach in July. Her name is Zoe, and if that rings a bell, it’s because she made a few videos over a two year period when under contract to another company. But that’s all in the past. This is a newer, better, improved Zoe. Yes, she bears a striking resemblance to the legendary, deceased Savannah, but that’s where the similarity ends. Zoe is her own girl, and don’t you forget it.
She was born in a small town in Texas, like so many other girls in adult. By the way, what is it with Texas and porn stars? That’s three of our girls who hail from the Lone Star State, Sunset Thomas, Shay Sweet and now Zoe. She graduated from high school at 16, went on to college, where she picked up a degree in child psychology, and then started dancing. She met Sin City contract director Michael Raven after winning the Miss Philadelphia title at the Miss Nude Pageant in ‘96, and he introduced her to a few people. She was buried with offers in less time than it takes to wink, and she promptly moved to L.A. to pursue her career in porn.
She was an immediate hit. But when you’ve got a pair of double E’s, an angelic face, and love anal sex, who isn’t gonna flip for you? In fact, her most memorable on-set experience was the first time she took it up her backside. It was with Dave Hardman, and she loved it. “I had never done that before, so I wasn’t sure how it would feel. It was tight at first, but once I relaxed, it felt incredible. Now I do it all the time.”
Her most memorable off-set experience was her first lesbian encounter. “I got offers all the time. When you dance, a lot of the house girls are bi-curious, but I never took them up on it. Until I met this one girl. She was gorgeous and really soft. We met after work and went back to her house. We lit some candles and took a bath together. Then we went into the bedroom and spent the entire night kissing and licking each other’s bodies. It was almost as good as making love to a man. Almost.” Her worst on-set experience was with an actor who couldn’t get it up.
Her worst off-set experience? “I was seeing this guy for the first time. I got all dressed up in leather and lingerie and I had a whip and everything. I was really looking forward to a hot night with lots of nasty, kinky sex. So I come out of the bedroom into the living room, looking really hot, and he was stroking himself. I stood there and his jaw dropped and came just looking at me. That ruined my night completely. I guess I was too much for him.”
She’s into being tied down, whether it’s a guy or a girl doesn’t really matter, loves girl/girl scenes, and considers pampering a prerequisite for any kind of relationship. Her favorite positions are doggie and being on top. She won’t do gangbangs or animals. Her favorite color is pink, favorite food is Italian, and champagne and mineral water are her favorite drinks. She’s 25, single, and plans on going to law school where she’ll study entertainment law. Her original career choice was to be a veterinarian, but she had to shelve that. “I love animals so much that I don’t think I could see them suffer. If there was even one that I had to put to sleep, it would be too emotional for me.” She keeps her awesome body in shape by working out five times a week. She used to box, but now she just does Tae Bo and power walking. She continues to dance, spending two weeks out of every month on the road. But that may change now that’s she been signed to an exclusive contract with Sin City.
Look for the blonde bombshell to end all bombshells in her first release for us, Captive, directed by Michael Raven. “I’m really looking forward to working for Sin City and becoming a big star. I want to try all different kinds of roles, from Sheena to pretty girl stuff. And Michael Raven can do all of it. I love Sin City.” Zoe, we feel exactly the same about you. Welcome to the family.
Luke: I hear that Sin City might sell it's Kris Kramski documentary Porno to HBO. Pink TV will probably shoot Zoe on Venice Beach on Saturday, Nov. 13.
Katja Kean is in town (but leaves on the 12th). She's starring Michael Raven's "Lipstick," shot on film.
Kendra Jade Update
Kendra Jade called Luke at 11:30 Tuesday morning from LAX. "I'm on my way to Michigan to shake my butt through Sunday," she said.
Luke: "Do you feel exploited?"
Kendra: "Yes. By me. If anyone writes anything bad about me, I want you to call me first."
Brittany Andrews Does Interracial
John writes: Just saw her in her first interracial with Sean Michaels, she once claimed to not do blacks. Either she had a sudden change of mind or retiring soon like Rayveness.
MT writes: She does do Sean but as usual his directing almost ruined yet another scene. I guess he is trying to be artsy..the scene has a grey tint to it so the interacial aspect was almost non existant (they both looked grey). The video also was deliberately edited to flicker instead of running smoothly. Sean has worked with some of the best directors (Joey Silvera, Buttman, Tom Byron, Joe Damato) but he never learned anything from them. How the hell could someone spend almost 10 years "directing" and not learn a thing? Lets hope she does such a scene again but this time with a compitent director.
Lynne L-patin writes: Sometimes people forget that I worked for Video Team's umbrella company, CPLC Distributors, way back when Chris Mann began Afro Centric Productions. I remember My Baby Got Back #1, Dominique Simone and some of the other good stuff from those days. Another company which does a lot of black product, Heatwave Entertainment, got its start when Gabor purchased the movie "Black Jack City" from Video Team. VT decided that the movie was a little too violent to release following their legal troubles in Dallas, Heatwave got a great deal, and the movie itself is pretty good.
Video Team is just one company on the market that makes black adult videos, and my husband, Bruce, sold their tapes for many years. We even watched a few before we shot "South Side." We thought we could do a better job at making videos for consumption by blacks, especially women and couples. We wanted to give it a try. If the movie had been edited by someone with a feel for comic timing, it might have been okay, but cutting it with a heavy-handed machete didn't work very well.
I'm very happy that, despite our personal differences, Chris Mann is running a successful business, because I'm not a vindictive sort of person. I'm sure some of his movies are great, and some of them, to be polite, are not. There is plenty of room for other auteurs and their viewpoints in an open marketplace. Chris has his, I have mine, the customers have a choice, and everybody is happy.
But as to the state of black adult video, I'd like to quote from the October issue of Adult Video News, page 148, in the review of Sin City's "Black Diamond," "...the storyline, which features the usual mix of nasty pimps and crooked coppers..."
My point is that black adult video has become "the usual mix." Bruce and I wanted to do something different -- we wanted to show loving couples of color having non-exploitative sex. I think we succeeded.
Curiously enough, the same reviewer who gave an "AAAA" rating to Sin City's tale of a streetwalker and the troubles she has with "the usual mix" also reviewed "Indigo Moods." This AVN reviewer likes black product with streetwalkers, pimps and cops. I would never want to make such a movie. I'm avoiding "the usual mix." This reviewer does not care for videos of romantic black men making love to their girlfriends and wives. Obviously someone else should have reviewed my movie, which I tried hard to arrange with Adult Video News to no avail.
"To strut around like a demented peacock, crowing to anyone who will listen that "Indigo Moods" is the greatest sex video to happen to black culture in many years, is to demonstrate an ignorance and a pomposity that is simply hard to swallow," says Jacobs.
If Mr. Jacobs wants to continue speaking about me in this vein, he'll find himself in court with a slander suit, since promotion of one's own product does not make one ignorant, pompous or demented.
Because we know that Luke doesn't edit much of his material, I would never blame Luke for publishing the hurtful things someone else seems to feel the need to say. In fact, I'm sure Luke F-rd would be the first to testify that I am neither ignorant, pompous nor demented, nor do I strut or crow. And that's why, when I do say something, smart people listen. Both of them.
Rodger Jacobs, who frequently wrote scripts for Video Team, responds: "Luke: Lynne L-patin knows better than to imply that the opinions of one critic ("the usual mix of nasty pimps and crooked coppers") reflect the editorial policy of an entire magazine. She viciously and carelessly slaps Adult Video News upside the head with baseless allegations of ignorance, racism, and misogyny in a public forum simply because her film did not receive a favorable review, and now she wants to label me as one who has employed slanderous and defamatory words against her? How rich. This business and its deluded, self-absorbed occupants never fails to amuse me.
"Rodney Moore. Now here's another example of someone who needs to take $15 of his hard-won cash, scramble down to Barnes and Noble, and invest in a 1,500 page tome called a dictionary. The word he needs to look up is "denigrating", as in the following sentence: "Any movie that portrays women having their heads dunked in toilets or walking around in public with cum on their faces is denigrating to women, and it is therefore foolish to attempt to draw a dinstinction between one or the other.""
XXX: Rodney Moore's product has slipped in the last few years. That's why he gets mediocre reviews.
Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks 2
XXXcitement writes on RAME: Our 2nd volume starts with Curious running thru the woods lke a horror film, looking around to make sure she's safe. Jake (obviously who she's running from) jumps down from a tree and instead of wating to kill her he just wants to f--- (nothing wrong with that) She starts off giving him some great lookig head. Jake then f---s this hot looking chick doggy style, froggie, standing revese cowgirl, standing diggy, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl before busting a super size nut in her mouth. A hot hot scene.
Next Jake and Byron are driving around lost looking for white chicks they even have a map to help locate them. They pull up on a girl who blows them off when they ask her do she need a ride. The two guys pull around the corner and don white mask ( of Richard Nixon and Ronald Regan..I think) They pull up on her again and she tells them she needs a ride cause 2 black guys was looking to rape her. They take her in and she offers them to her house. Once there she's all over them but when she pulls out Jakes cock and sees its black the ruse is over time to f---. Jake surprises me and eats Lee's pussy. She returns the favor and gives him some head. Jake then fills her tight pussy (mish, doggy) She gives them a double blowjob now its Byrons turn as he f---s her (missionary) This is enough to bring him to a orgasm as he cums in her face. Jake gets him some more pussy (mish) then slips in her ass and f---s her spoon position before cumming all over her face. A hot scene with a funny set up.
Next Jake, Byron and new guy Jack Napier are sitting around talking about which monster (Dracula, Frankenstein etc...) is the best. They get a knock at the door and its Kristen selling candy for school. Jake offers her to come in. They agree to but the candy if she gives them some of her sweets. Jake is 1st man in f---ing her in a flatten doggy while she sucks off Byron. Byron is next and f---s her missionary. Jake gets him some in the same position followed by Jack (who is way too big--sometimes bigger isn't better) it mercifully ends with all 3 men cumming on her face. Another good scene. Next Lex playing a Egyption statue in a museum is closely inspected by Ryan she's curious to the size of his cock and lifts his garb. This brings him to life and she couldn't be happier. She shows her pleasure sucking his sizable member. Ryan then gves up the pussy in a number of hot positions (doggy, mish, cowgirl) and one final mish before cumming on her face. A smoking hot scene. She even quotes the "Once you go black, you never go back" saying.
The final scene shows Mariah (when did she become white) in bed reading a book. She keeps hearing noises making her scream, her daddy comes in telling her there is no monsters under her bed and that if she screams again she's gonna get a spanking (can we see that on tape too) When she looks under her bed she finds 2 monsters in Jake and Byron Long. Since she can't scream she gives in to the monsters sucking their cocks. Jake zeroes in on her pussy f---ing her tight box missionary. Byron follows with a hot doggy. Jake takes back over for a smoldering reverse cowgirl (the hottest action on the tape) Byron trying to 1up Jake gets back in there for some missionary boning but Jake steals the show with a spoon position in Mariahs ASS. The scene ends with both men coating her face. A great scene.
A Kid Vegas Story
Kid Vegas writes: "Once upon a time there was a little white trash whore that lived like a fat pig, she ate & ate, her name was Naughtia Childs. Of course she thought she was the s---, & could do something for this great industry of porn. But everyone knew she was not likely to except her anal scenes like the good whore she should be. Instead she decided her career working in the music industry for a company called Hairball Records or something like that, that is San Diego based, was more suited for her. She has decided her retirement out of porn just recently, because no one wants to hire her, she has gained an overwhelming fat hog, size 16. Stories of this sad, pathetic little boorish Monica Lewinsky looking elephant, have surfaced to the Kid's secret patrol. Kid Vegas votes this one a horrible catch, with posse members agreeing. Please beware of this monster of the great sea of porn, she shall return & will grow bigger, & bigger, as the millenium comes closer. Be prepared to have a burger ready, a sandwich, & a bongload to calm this beast at the CES Show, my sources tell me she may appear, & hungrier than ever. A possible way to stop this rampaging wildebeest is with food, or anal sex, amen….. Peace to my fans & Naughtia Childs. This is my story for the belated Hallows-Eve, since servers were down; it is also true…."
Naughtia Childs responds: "Luke, hello this is Naughtia Childs forced to clear ur my tarnished name. Posted earlier is a story written by a devastatingly sad boy, Kid Vegas. Why He roasted me is very easy to figure out, He cannot take the truth. Last saturday, after being invited out by Kid Smartass his girlfriend/roomate called to see what I was doing that nite. Kid had told me "hey don't say i'm here, don't tell her you are going. so I lied for him, as f that is not bad enough she is a respected woman through out my circle. she and I met outside the grasp of Kid Controller and are friends. Shortly after i talked to her she paged him, so he calls back on my phone KId Braindead seems to have forgotten the nice advantage of technology(caller ID) So my name and number show up. He denies he is at my house and he gets scared of her so he says "we have to go now!!!" so I grab my stuff and we flee. while we are gone she calls my roomate and tells him she knew we were lieing.So since I am not one of those people who like to lie I called her up and told the truth. So to answer any questions, NO I am not f---ing Kid LImpcock Yes he did have a sad childhood, NO i am not upset about the story fabricated in his twisted demented little head ,No i am not out of the industry i still am making movies. And yes Someday kid vegas will grow up and be able to take responsibility for his own actions."
Kid Vegas responds: "I'm going to f--- her up in my movies... If she wants to talk s---, I'll talk about her every day. Her pussy smells like bad tuna. I will never work with her again. When we did, she said she had sex with this guy seven times the night before..."
Naughtia Childs responds: " Dear Reader, To break down someone else's ego or self worth to make yourself feel better seems to be the american way. I guess we all do it in one way or another, but when you try to hard to hurt is when yo begin to play with fire. Is it that what you say is something you truly believe? Or could it be you know you are wrong and want to make people think this person is so f---ed up that you must be right. Surrounding yourself by people of this caliber is your own fault. I for one just fell victim of this when I got sucked into the wrath of Kid Vegas, Then spit out when i showed behavior of independence. If you want to Judge someone listen to the crime and analyze the data before making a decision. I know I am a quality stand up woman who is currently stepping up on to another platform, As far as my position in the porn industry. That however does not have to do with the quality of my work, or people not wanting me. I have just started working on a project that will truly define my individualistic style and vision. KID VEGAS THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR ENEMY I COME IN PEACE. YOU WIN, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, DUMP THE WATER OVER THE FIRE BECAUSE"IF YOU PLAY WITH MATCHES YOU WILL GET BURNED.(Quentin Tarentino) Pulp fiction"
A Whore Is A Whore
David Aaron Clark writes on RAME: "What hairs split by the law from state to state means nothing; the core truth at the heart of my original sarcastic response is that a whore is a whore is a whore; especially in today's commercial adult industry, where in most quarters all pretense of professionalism, much less "acting," is foreign to a large percentage of the performers. The orginal definition of pornography roughly translates as writing about prostitutes; the spirit remains unchanged, despite the need by the p.c. and the academic to build false walls of separation within the general landscape of what is indeed the oldest prodession: sex for money."
Pat Riley: The CA SpCt did NOT uphold that "erotic entertainment was legal". It accepted that since the prosecution did not present any evidence that the movie in question was obscene, that the filming of the activities was presumptively legal. Despite your celebration of the result as a victory, the decision was a narrow one, easily overturned by a minor change in the pandering laws, and perhaps even today with a more conservative CA SpCt and a more competent prosecution without any changes in the underlying law.
Retired FBI agent Bill Kelly phoned Luke Tuesday with corrections to his book A History of X.
Bill: "You write on page 198 that the California Supreme Court in the Freeman decision effectively legalized the production of hardcore. That's not technically correct. The decision wiped out the ability of the LAPD to charge pornographers as pimps but it had no real legal effect, though a practical effect, on prosecuting these guys for obscenity.
"Also, you talk about postal inspectors, going after child porn, were entrapping some defendants. I think you're talking about the Supreme Court case of that Nebrasks bus driver who got set up by the postal inspectors. I was involved on those cases on the periphery and they did not approach anybody whose name they did not get off the list off known purchasers of child pornography. Those are the ones they directed their pitch to to buy additional child pornography. Legally, that is not entrapment. To entrap somebody, you have to induce them to commit a crime they were not predisposed to commit.
"On page 222, you talk about Harry Mohney entering prison in 1991. It happened exactly on 10/16/92 and I was in the county when they locked him up. They locked him up in Boron, California, out in the desert outside of Bakersfield, in Kern County. I happened to be doing a radio show in Bakersfield that day."
Screwed By Jill Kelly
Demented writes: Hi Luke, I thought you should know this as to warn others of joining Jill Kelly's Internet site. The site itself is one big con. Here's why... I decided to join and entered my personal info and credit card - $24.99 a month!!! When I clicked enter a screen come up saying that the information had not been sent and that there is an error with the site. I received no feedback from the web site at all. A few weeks later I received my credit card bill telling me that I had been billed $24.99 by Jill Kelly Entertainment. I immediately emailed the site (info@jillkelly.com) and received no answer. Upon my 4th email to the site I finally received a reply saying that I entered an incorrect email address and they gave me my password. Last night I decided to see what the site was like, you would think that it would be very special for $24.99 a month! It is the worst site I have ever seen. There are currently about 20 (if that!) photos of Jill, breasts only and the other photos are of girls featured in her Gang bang, yet again breasts only. The only "strong" pics are on set photos from the gang bang of which there are around 25. And that is the site. On the entry screen there claims to be 100s of personal pictures, hidden cameras, sex shows etc but there is nothing of the sort. I think that other should be warned so that they are not screwed by jillkelly.com like I was.
Azurach writes: Dear Luke, I'm another who got screwed by Jill. After SEVERAL E-mails, the problem was finally corrected. The pictures are very over rated (subscribe to a newsgroup - or check out your site - and you might just find all of them) and aren't updated. There wasn't even a dancing schedule when I last checked (about a month ago), ruined my trip to L.A. - the Land Of Rape & Honey. Jill - get off the road and manage the site.
Gentile Atlanta porner Mike South writes: "Hmmmm Imagine, Is Jill's site run by Erace the same people that do the site that has ripped off so many people? She is a spokesperson for them, and word I get is they are tardy on her checks...heheheh like I said, lay down with dogs you get fleas, whats the surprise?"
Demented sent in this 12:45 PM update: " Just to let you know that when I wrote to "Brian Wright" to cancel my subscrption, he replied within an hour, apologised and says he will refund my $24.99. He apologised for the site and said new pics will be up in the next day and offered a complimentary 48 hour password. I declined. I am glad he finally come around."
Luke: "Jill Kelly is an honest professional and I'm sure she'll get her stuff together and do things right."
John writes: I notice you talking about web sites that do not deliver. Well, I have tried to go to www.juliaparton.com tonight. The screen just says this site is unknown. I also tried to email her at Julia@juliaparton.com. Mail is returned. Any idea of what is going on? Also, A year or so ago that site tried to solicit money to pay for an operation for Julia. Was this bogus?
Message: 171.218.31.133 writes: Odyssey Magazine (Los Angeles) November 5, 1999
PORNHOLE
...Greenwood Cooper/10 Percent Studios, a producer of gay erotic videos, is being inundated with scripts from the mainstream and porn world alike now that people have seen the softcore "Endless Pursuit" directed by former gay pornster Kevin Glover.
(Among) some of the big names pitching ideas to the studio is notorious Paul Baressi. Paul's pitching a story about a guy who outs a big-name movie star. Sound familiar?
* * Paul Baressi made international news in the early 80's when the National Enquirer paid him $100,000 to "out" actor John Travolta. In the story, Baressi claims he was John's gay lover for 2 years. Baressi later recanted certain statements in his story, allegedly after being on Scientology's DA list, but Baressi has never recanted his friendship with Travolta, which he has physical evidence of.
AdultDex
Vivid's head of internet operations, David "hopped up" Schlessinger, says he's cleaned up the "computer glitches" that caused fraudulent billing of folks like me earlier in the year.
Houston appears on the Howard Stern show next week promoting her new site www.houstonchannel.com, which should serve as a prototype for numerous similar sites to come. She should worry about getting her paychecks from Metro.
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The event again will be held at the Imperial Palace, midstrip Las Vegas, Nevada. The exhibit hall hours are: Tuesday through Thursday, Noon until 8:00 P.M. Friday's hours are Noon until 4:00 P.M. The new Webmaster Workops and Activities portion will be limited to 300 participants this year because of facility restraints. The workshops will open at 1:00 on Monday and run through Wednesday, ending with a networking session for the Women of the Web. Attendees must be pre-registered for the special Webmaster events.
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Pushrod writes: Luke, You have a very humorous site. The technique of printing bulls--- and lies in quotes to absolve yourself of any journalistic responsibility is great. Regardless of that, I'm going to attempt to straighten a couple of things out:
"A sleazeball named PUshrod was a pathetic Web wannabe who Serge befriended and put into the click business,"
Fact : Serge attempted to PREVENT me from going into the click business. We didn't do business for 8 months after I started in it because the russki was so mad.
"he made his fortune and betrayed Serge they no longer speak."
Fact : Serge attempted to withold payment of a large sum of money to me for clicks I sent him. We terminated our business relationships. Simple as that. Your source apparently knows s---. If I thought you were worth the effort, I'd even send you the e-mails to prove it.
"Pushrod is a major league cheater, in fact i know very few webmasters who haven't been shortchanged by Pushrod. "
Thousands of webmasters have been kicked out of my programs for cheating. Thousands get paid every two weeks. So be it. There's more dishonesty in this business every day. There's more sleazeballs getting into it every day also. That's why I don't participate in the boards anymore nor maintain much of a public stance. Also, regarding your Mojo story. I kicked Mojo and his partners out of Gold Rush several times for the same kind of s---. I warned Serge to keep an eye on those guys. Want a good story? Find out if Mojo and any of his partners have gotten the balls to tell their wives what they do for a living yet. They used to have a sworn blood oath not to tell... Anyway, gossip is just that, gossip. Have fun. Maybe I'll even start to read your site regularly....not!
<`^-_-^`> Yo njg
<`^-_-^`> back to torment Lukey?
<njg> hi vlad
<spacemanj> Isn't that why we're all here?
<njg> craig I want my OWN column!
<l-keford> yeah craig!
<l-keford> njg, did u see chaim's reply?
<Diablo1504> NJG he wants his magazine to be succesful, not thrown in the garbage
<njg> diablo you seem to have a problem with me?
<njg> why?
<Diablo1504> i have no problem with nobody
<njg> you've been picking on me for days
<Diablo1504> or in proper english i dont have a problem with anybody
<njg> and I want to know why?
<njg> is it because I'm jewish?
<Diablo1504> nope
<l-keford> Did u know that all the people at Asshole Video News actually hate me bc they think I'm NJG? Did you know that I used to care but now I don't?!
<Diablo1504> i just pick on you for everyone who is forced to read you daily on l-keford.com
<Diablo1504> but in response to your earlier coments i could care less if your nice jainist girl
<njg> kendra told me
<njg> she used to go out with you
<Diablo1504> i was in the army
<njg> she would know
<`^-_-^`> Jainism is a sect of the Buddhist religion in case anyone was wondering.
<njg> yeah so what do you do now?
<`^-_-^`> Hinduism actually.
<Diablo1504> im on the harlem globetrotters
<njg> you're not black diablo
<njg> stop being racist diablo
<Diablo1504> im the asian guy on it
<njg> no you're not diablo
<spacemanj> lol
<njg> you're still being racist
<njg> do you enjoy being racist diablo?
<Diablo1504> and your being bias on the basis of religion
<teekajade> how do you figure he is being racist?
<Diablo1504> <njg> Jesus is howard stern
<njg> because he says he's black or asian, when clearly he is not
<Diablo1504> tell me whats predjudce, your comments or mine
<njg> diablo you have a job??
<njg> or are you NOT WORKING lol
<zoexxx> so gen is the site up yet
<`^-_-^`> He is a student in African-American studies.
<xxxgen> not until the mag hits next month
<zoexxx> njg, are you friend or foe of luke
<njg> don't lie for him vlad
<zoexxx> ok i see
<Diablo1504> im a XX year old girl who likes to see her self talk so i email Luke F-rd all the time
<Diablo1504> wait thats you
<njg> glad to hear it diablo
<njg> I appreciate the compliment
<Diablo1504> now how do you figure im being racist?
<Diablo1504> the onlyone showing any kind of hate is you
<njg> or you are not able to read?
<Diablo1504> talking about how all christians are stupid for believing in jesus
<Diablo1504> in case you havent noticed 95% of the people have been picking on you
<KellyJade> are you picking on her
<xxxgen> I think she's picking on him!
<njg> thank you zoe
<njg> I have scorpio rising
<zoexxx> he hasnt has his sex today
<njg> he's been doing it for days and days
<njg> so I just had enought
<Diablo1504> <njg> as far as im concerend jesus is just like Howard Stern
<Diablo1504> <njg> just a bunch of stupid people following him blindly
<zoexxx> we are in porn i dont think any of us are that worried about religion
<zoexxx> hey mike
<MikeSouth> hey Luke Lynn L-patin should shut the f--- up
<njg> diablo you ever hear of sarcastic humor?
<Diablo1504> my point is if you want to accuse someone of hate, accuse yourself
<njg> so you're a christian, so what?
<MikeSouth> Lynn is using words she obviously doesnt know the meaning of
<Diablo1504> DID YOU NJG?
<zoexxx> i think everyone is entitled to their opinion as long as they dont try to force it upon others
<Diablo1504> yes calling all christians dumb is a lot worse than me calling myself ice cube
<KellyJade> well I think you guys should just stop talking to or about each other
*** njg was kicked by Diablo1504 ( personal attacks arent welcome here, when you learn to control your anger in a debate you may return )
<zoexxx> lol
<zoexxx> now why does everyone hate her
<MikeSouth> OK I need some unedited screeners
<zoexxx> lol
<Diablo1504> i dont hate her
<Diablo1504> i have nothing against her
<MikeSouth> I dont hate anyone
<zoexxx> so whats the problem
<xxxgen> :)
<Diablo1504> just not gonna let her start throwing out insults because shes kendras puppet
<MikeSouth> luke you here?
<zoexxx> just having a debate about religion?
<MikeSouth> I have religion
<KellyJade> hmmmm kendra?
<zoexxx> its all the same just different people call it different things
<MikeSouth> me n vlad in da same religion
<Diablo1504> because i said i was black she said i was racist, so i showed her her comments on christians and asked which are more hateful
<zoexxx> now what did kj do then, she is not even here
<zoexxx> oh i see
<Diablo1504> because she was in the wrong she had no choice but to admit she was wrong or resort to name calling
<zoexxx> i am confused
<MikeSouth> this biz and the people in t amuse me to no end
<zoexxx> yep
<MikeSouth> whatta bunch of f--- ups and misfits
<MikeSouth> and our industry "journalists"
<MikeSouth> for the most part amount to
<MikeSouth> people who can't write inetrviewing people who cant speak for people who cant read
<zoexxx> lol
<MikeSouth> just callin it as i see it baby
<spacemanj> Then there's those that can't type :-)
<zoexxx> lmao
<spacemanj> <MikeSouth> people who can't write inetrviewing
<MikeSouth> I never professed to be a typist
<MikeSouth> I wanna see a Luke F-rd Mike Alpo Texas steel cage death match
<MikeSouth> alpo comes at Luke with a knife
<Meni> with sabu running in
<MikeSouth> Luke draws and says just like a f---ing porner...bringin a knife to a gunfight
<Meni> Luke can You publish that I'm not gay, damn you asked me 5 questions last night
<JimGunn> Mike if you are going to explain that ANY publicity is good at all costs irregradless of the truth, then I'm sorry I don'y respect people who just tak any kind of s--- with no thought to the truth of it even if it is attention getting.
<MikeSouth> Jim you KNOW damn well what Im talkin about
<MikeSouth> Luke is shrewd
<XTacyAVS> Meni thinks all publicity is good, good or bad
<Meni> Luke can I get a full paragraph in tomorrow?
<Meni> hee he
<Meni> www.askmeni.com controversial
<JimGunn> Big deal Luke is shrewd, I lie his site, i just hated when he went through that phase of making stuff up that's all.
<Meni> ooh I got scoop. some chicks visited lukes site, saw his quickcam pics and said, gross
<JimGunn> There's no argument here Mike. My opinion is simple. Gossip=good; lies/satire/buslls---/unchecked facts= boring.
<Meni> LUKE, the halloween ball section, they chicks hated your pics
<JT27> funny... some of us hate the site... yet we're always reading it
<MikeSouth> everyone says they hate luke but they all read his ass
<MikeSouth> twice a day usually or more
<Meni> 3 times month
<JT27> true Mike... I do
<redmyst> Mike-well, i never go there, so i guess that doesnt apply to me
<XTacyAVS> Meni, theres prolly more truth on ours ;)
<XTacyAVS> although Luke has a far larger readership
<XTacyAVS> maybe we should start making s--- up ;)
<JT27> course I'm just trying to pickup his method for gettin women :)
<redmyst> lol JT
<Meni> X, i hope he doesn't reveal our relationship
<JT27> red: you don't read it at all?
<MikeSouth> you should red
<MikeSouth> it really is a good site
<redmyst> JT- lukes site? nah. why should i?
<Meni> hell, how does he make money?
<redmyst> im not into that
<XTacyAVS> I told Meni to start a site like Luke's about the online porn industry years ago, he was too much of a pussy to talk s--- about anyone
<JT27> it's fun... try to decide what is true and what's not
<XTacyAVS> ;)
<redmyst> i have enuf of my own problems
<redmyst> lol
<Meni> LUKE, are you friends with Jonathan Davis of KORN???????
<XTacyAVS> Luke said he only make a little over 40K from his site
<JT27> red: I just like to read a little background on the people, thats all..
<redmyst> guess im just out of the loop, eh? hahahah :)
<jimmyD> my criteria for who does my site: i make money...it costs me no money...i have to do little or nothing
<MikeSouth> with all due respect the only awards that mean squat are the AVNs
<PhyllishaAnneFan> am i the only one that sees a problem with a movie from 1997 bumping movies released in 1999 for best vid of 1999?
<Jim_Gunn> yellow journalism noun
<Jim_Gunn> Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.
<Jim_Gunn> [From the use of yellow ink in printing "Yellow Kid," a cartoon strip in the New York World, a newspaper noted for sensationalism.]
<TheRogSays> I got a postcard today for a T1 line and Luke's picture was on it
<l-keford> no way?
<TheRogSays> Someone needs to invistigate the link between being molested by a priest and the likelyhood that one will grow up to be a porn director
<Diablo1504> damn rog almost 500 votes in one ategory
<l-keford> Are you serious Rog?
<TheRogSays> I think it was you Luke, that's why i asked if you model
<TheRogSays> If its not, then its someone who looks just like you
<l-keford> yes, could you send it to me
<l-keford> did it give u wood?
<njg> luke had a gay experience at a truck stop?
<l-keford> who hasn't/ It's the 90s
<njg> you never told me, you tell me everything
<TheRogSays> And I will layeth the smack down on anyone who doesn't know that Cherry Mirage is the performer of the year :-)
<adamjm> i think it's weird you're a Luke F-rd groupie
<l-keford> aren't u adam?
<hogger> Hey Folks
<njg> luke am I your groupie?
<l-keford> yes
<njg> no I'm not
<l-keford> blow me baby
<njg> ewwwww
<hogger> Hey
<adamjm> no i'm not luke
<TheRogSays> Jewish girls don't blow do they?
<adamjm> in fact your presence creeps me out
<njg> they don't
<hogger> How is it going adamjm
<njg> as a matter of fact
<njg> seriously I got this email from naturally curly.com
<njg> I think it was a curly fetishist or something
<xxxgen> Rog Pipe???
<TheRogSays> Oh no, I must run now, Craig is here :-)
<xxxgen> I may call you a jerk! :)
<l-keford> rog, u better run, mean craig
<njg> but I was only posting there because I was in solidarity with all the other curly haired girls
<l-keford> jerk!
<TheRogSays> If you do, I'll have to cry
<l-keford> tomorrow i am posting craig's SS# and home address and all the government liens against him for tax evasion
<TheRogSays> Are there too many socialists in porn?
<njg> me and lukey could live there as artists and get gov't money
<xxxgen> I know Mast
<TheRogSays> There aren't enough Rogists in porn
<njg> we should move there lukey
<`^-_-^`> not often a woman gets to f--- over a ton of men in one press release.
<xxxgen> Canadian handouts breed mediocity
<xxxgen> mediocrity too
<xxxgen> Luke: you think that post of yours is wise?? You are a scary dude!
<njg> luke wants to know if loudness doesn't say hi to us because we're jewish
<adamjm> no it's cuz you're psychos
<l-keford> lol
<njg> lol, we are it's true, eh lukey?
<l-keford> y
<njg> I hate that when you just type y, type YES !!
<MastCapping> Cuckoo?
<xxxgen> Were you born a jew Luke?
<TheRogSays> Adam would just go postal if we were all sitting here in real life with guns
<l-keford> no, converted
<adamjm> i don't own a gun rog
<njg> I would duck behind Luke
<l-keford> Craig, just trying to help the talent collect their money.
<TheRogSays> Hence the IF in the sentence. I'm sure Luke would loan you his, he likes showing it off enough
<adamjm> i'm not the one posting pics of a gun in my hand and bullet in my mouth
<`^-_-^`> I own 10 guns and have never been tempted to pose with them.
<njg> yes he does, in his mouth with crazed looks in his eyes
<TheRogSays> Im sure those pics are just phallic images
<adamjm> that would be the reason behind the psycho comment
<adamjm> among others
<njg> but he's very alternative, very Kurt Cobain
<adamjm> luke has a good profile going for the fbi profilers
<njg> lol
<xxxgen> That's why companies like mine can succeed Luke - if people are not treated fairly they move along - things take care of themselves
<TheRogSays> Nah, Luke craves attention to much to be a real profile candidate
<l-keford> yes
<njg> the fact that he craves attention is the key word here, like most crazed killers
<l-keford> Probe the Porners!!!!!!
<njg> anal probe them luke?
<xxxgen> What about you NJG - I've never seen attention so craved
<njg> lol true craig
<xxxgen> Het out the butt plug!
<njg> my jewish genes
<njg> I think it's why jews are always on top of stuff
<adamjm> why do you both make it a point to point out you're jewish 20 times a night in here?
<adamjm> we get the f---ing picture you're jewish
<njg> luke why do we do that?
<TheRogSays> They are brainwashing us Adam
<l-keford> antisemitic adam?
<xxxgen> NJG - you're jewish ?
<adamjm> no luke
<notredame> hi all
<adamjm> dont' matter either way
<adamjm> but i'm antimoron
<Loudness-br> HI NJG!!!!!!!!!
<njg> craig you didn't know??
<Loudness-br> HI LUKE!!!!!!!!!!
<l-keford> hi
<Loudness-br> <njg> luke wants to know if loudness doesn't say hi to us because we're jewish
<njg> hi loudness
<xxxgen> You never mentioned it before! :)
<Loudness-br> that's the most idiot thing I've ever seen
<adamjm> it's f---ing stupid
<l-keford> we're also gay
<njg> oh sorry, I'm jewish
<njg> yes!
<adamjm> who cares what religion you are or what race
<Loudness-br> njg: I'm very far to be racist
<njg> I'm a dyke and luke's a fag
<xxxgen> I have to agree with Adam - who the hell cares!!
<Loudness-br> I have a lot of jewish friends
<adamjm> you play it up constantly
<Loudness-br> one of my best friends is jewish
<notredame> and if we get someone who is bi we got all varieties covered 8)
<njg> luke wants to know if you hate us because we're gay??
<MastCapping> Adam he might not miss this week
<Loudness-br> I'd never be racist
<xxxgen> lol
<MastCapping> But my guess is that they'll bee conservative and go with the hot hand in Gus Ferrotte and give Batch's hand a week to heal
<Loudness-br> njg: do u have any problem??
<xxxgen> gay jews - gayjuice = semen!!
<njg> luke is gonna take over a gay gossip board for real
<njg> right lukey?
<TheRogSays> Should I be bothered by the sight of Jill Kelly with a gun to her head in a movie? She's undead so the suicide doesn't work, but stil....
<l-keford> yes
<TheRogSays> I think Luke is bangning NJG
<njg> lol
<njg> luke are you banging me??
<l-keford> yeah, shhhhhh
<Loudness-br> it seems you feel guilty being jewish.... the way you talk.... I'd feel proud of that
<TheRogSays> Though everyone I know asks me if Luke is gay
<njg> he is!!!
<l-keford> what do you say, Rog?
<xxxgen> Luke the guys in the graphics dept asked today if you wear a rug!
<njg> I should know
<TheRogSays> What do I say about what?
<l-keford> only when njg sits on my face, craig
<notredame> yeesh be proud of who and what you are and f--- those who dont like it
<xxxgen> hehe
<xxxgen> Said the 'asshole' pic looked like your hairline was receeding and then anothet pic there was the full head
<TheRogSays> What do I tell them?
<njg> lukey and me two misunderstood gay jews
<adamjm> pedophiles and molesters shouldn't be proud
<notredame> though i have one question does a rabbi have to do a ritual to a gay jewish mans penis so his partner is eating kosher meat ? 8)
<notredame> true adam i meant normal stuff not freaks'
<adamjm> i mean they shouldn't have pedophile pride bumper stickers
<l-keford> say no rog
<TheRogSays> I tell them I have no idea Luke
<Loudness-br> njg: I heard you you're not much into catolicism, is it true?
<TheRogSays> Its not something Ive ever thought to ask
<njg> answer for me lukey
<l-keford> no
<njg> luke wants to know if he should come out of the closet on his site
<TheRogSays> Only if he promises to go RIGHT back in
<adamjm> are you his publicist?
<TheRogSays> God, the horror of the daily updates
<xxxgen> what happned with Talk Luke?
<l-keford> i just emailed talk tonight, craig
<MastCapping> Hmmm...robotic dildos in this new Cream movie Major Slut. John T Bowen sure has strange tastes
<xxxgen> the interview?
<Meni> whats up?
<Meni> X, around?
<l-keford> we did the interviews two weeks ago
<TheRogSays> does anyone think slow motion sex is attractive?
<l-keford> maybe it's because i'm jewish, craig
<Meni> $179 roundtrip, southwest airlines, can I stay with ya free?
<Loudness-br> <njg> luke wants to know if loudness doesn't say hi to us because we're jewish <l-keford> maybe it's because i'm jewish, craig - I can't understand this jewish complex
<l-keford> i have no room
<l-keford> sorry
<Meni> got a big car?
<Meni> no car?
<Meni> X, Luke says we can't fly to LA and stay with him
<Meni> thanks Luke
<l-keford> maybe if u blow me
<TheRogSays> Luke is asking guys to blow him. I guess that answers the gay question
<Meni> blow you, hmmmm, no
<l-keford> then forget it.
* XTacyAVS peels Meni's nose from Luke's ass
<MastCapping> Religion is non-relevant here. In fact, many of us do not choose to participate in organized religion. Others have very different beliefs as well. We accept tolerance here.
<Meni> really
<Meni> thanks Luke
<XTacyAVS> speak for yourself Meni
<XTacyAVS> i'd rather not stay too close to Luke
<XTacyAVS> ;)
<XTacyAVS> out of my own safety
<adamjm> wise choice
<Meni> what is he giong to do? take away your birthday?
<Meni> make you wear wranglers?
<JT27> shouldn't Luke be in the overrated section :)
<Mastrick-> Mahir is Luke's modern-day answer to Inspector Cleusot
<Delaney-Daniels> hey Zoe, welcome to the tan line debates...whats your opinion?
<BowWwow> I like no tan lines, au natural. that is the sexiest!
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> White boobs on tan skin or tan skin and tan boobs????
<zoexxx> i hate top tan lines
<zoexxx> bottom ones are cool
<Delaney-Daniels> I like both I guess, I like defined tan lines, but now with super white boobs
<BowWwow> normally I don't like tan lines on top, but they look great on some
<MikeSouth> hey Luke whose personal life ya gonna share with us tomorrow :)
<J0HNG0TTI> according to luke kbeech's receptionist is melody love... im gonna have to get my pizza delivery disguise going
<Delaney-Daniels> I'm doing a weird diet thing, but I only have 6 pounds to go...
<Diablo1504> Dear Rebecca, i loves me some butt sex, i hopes you can select me fer your gangbang. i make you sum butt sex
<DirtyBob> I like those polls! At least I am ahead of Gene Ross (heh heh).
<Delaney-Daniels> i have big organ...and car...me like friends and butt f---y
<Diablo1504> i can still give you butt sex
<MadisonFan> i have a friend that will do you if youre an amputee, shes hot too
<JT27> does Rebecca do anal?
<MadisonFan> i contemplated removing my arm so i can f--- her but decided against it
<Diablo1504> she did a few times jt, but its like haleys comet
<Delaney-Daniels> I have a rich friend...but he wants nookie, so he's pretty much of no use to me
<zoexxx> yeah DD i know what you mean
<zoexxx> its like you only want a loan not be a hooker
<zoexxx> you plan to pay the money back monthly
<zoexxx> lol
<Delaney-Daniels> exactly
<XTacyAVS> try a bank
<JT27> DD: can't blame him... nature and all that :)
<zoexxx> i have tried
* MadisonFan is never satisfied and will bitch and moan till the day he dies
<Delaney-Daniels> LOL 'cept for the loan part, I want a gift
<XTacyAVS> or get investors
<zoexxx> it is hard when you are self employed
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> LOL
<zoexxx> lol DD
<DirtyBob> ASDG said she doesn't own any porn vids!
<Delaney-Daniels> when i bought my new car...I couldn't figure out what to put under employment...so I put model
<XTacyAVS> if you get paid to have sex in films, why not get paid to have sex without a camera??
<DirtyBob> Amazing...
<Delaney-Daniels> the guy started asking me a bunch of questions, and when I fessed up, the owner of the dealership hired me to do a bachelor party!
<zoexxx> there is a difference in porn and hooking
<Delaney-Daniels> why don't I f--- off cam? because for a vid, the guy is getting paid too, he's working, not paying me so he can nut
<Delaney-Daniels> I like nut, it's better than splooge
<JT27> DD: I think most people respect pornstars, but not hookers
<MadisonFan> i prefer "moisten with demon seed"
<Delaney-Daniels> not exactly respect JT, but at least they don't loathe us
<Diablo1504> i just call it dreaming of Zoe
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> oh hell, I like "LETS f---
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> and CUM ON ME
<XTacyAVS> yeah baby
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> f--- the silly sounding s---!
<Mr_Six> damn you are a dirty girl!
<JT27> well Laney. I'm in awe! I am amazed every time I see one
<zoexxx> lol diablo
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> i've tried coming up with better words, but they all sound DUMB'
<JT27> I could never have sex on film... too shy
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> so I prefer to be blunt with cock, cum, f---, and pull my hair HARDER!!!!
<Diablo1504> Zoe i saw those pics of you on lukes site today
<zoexxx> which ones
<Diablo1504> you look very good in them
<Diablo1504> you with Marcus
<Mr_Six> what's up w/ the hair thing? it's kinda freaky...pulling hair hard while you f---. i'm always afraid i'll hurt the chick.
<DirtyBob> Dirty Rog!
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> oh no, it sends shivers though my body.. I love it.
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> it makes him f--- me harder and I love that even more.
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> even though the next morning, my hair is falling out -- but that's ok - I had a good f---
<TheRogSays> Master
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> and hair grows back!
<Mr_Six> well i'll have to make a mental note of that next to your name. what a masochist!
<Delaney-Daniels> I like my hair pulled, but it has to be from the scalp, or else it just hurts
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> yep, I agree
<zoexxx> ahhhh
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> i also like being.............
* A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl quietly says spanked.
<Delaney-Daniels> a spanking is good too, but only If I know it's coming
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> LoL -- yes!
<Mr_Six> with the back of a brush...?
<Delaney-Daniels> otherwise it shocks the horny out of me!
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> no a hand.
* JT27 is afraid after watching Alley Mcbeal
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> Yep, me too !!!
<DirtyBob> ASDG in in Lap Dance training
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> hmm.. .what else?
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I like..... deep throating.
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> as long as he doesnt force the damn thing down
<DirtyBob> ASDG peaks DB's interest. . .
<Mr_Six> you're a very skilled dirty girl, aren't you?
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> well, I wouldn't call myself ASDG for nothin!
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> hmmmmmmm
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I LOVE ANAL!!!!
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> oh LORDIE!
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> whoa.. sorry.
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> LOL
<DirtyBob> she DID add the name Dirty. . .
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I'm horny.. can you tell?
<JT27> I guessing the room is too!
<Delaney-Daniels> I'm hornier than a 2 peckered goat..lol..with no relief in site!
<Diablo1504> i thought it was cause shes unclean
Kenny Guarino - Porner Probed
Each day Luke's running an in-depth investigation of leading porners, detailing the results of a search of public records. Yesterday was Edward Wedelstedt.
Today's subject is family man Kenneth Guarino, owner of the crumbling Metro Home Video.
In the next few days, Luke will expose such porners as Paul Fishbein, Russell Hampshire, Ron Braverman, Chuck Zane, Larry Flynt, David Sturman, Steven Hirsch, Christian Mann, Mel Kamins, Rob Black, etc...
KENNETH GUARINO DOB: JUN 1949 SSN 039-XX-XXXX issued in Rhode Island between 1963 and 1965.
Possible AKAs for Subject GAURINO, KENNETH F SSN: 039-XX-XXXX
GUARINO, KENNETH P SSN: 039-30-7162
Possible Other Social Security Numbers Associated with Subject GUARINO, KENNETH F SSN: 393-07-XXXX
** ALERT ** SSN 393-07-XXXX was issued to OCONNOR, THOMAS, and a Death Claim for this ssn was filed in SEP 1984.
Possible Other Records/Names Associated with Social Security Numbers GODEK, KIMBERLY A SSN: 039-30-7162 HATCHER, COUNCIL D SSN: 039-30-7162
Possible Driver Licenses GUARINO, KENNETH DL: G650500492090 issued in Florida on 11/16/1993 expires 06/09/1999 DOB: 06/09/1949 Height: 5'11" SSN: 039-30-7162 1113 RUSSELL DR 1 HIGHLAND BCH, FL 33487
Possible Addresses Associated with Subject
JUL-93/NOV-99 - 1060 PARK AVE CRANSTON, RI 02910 (401) 461-2790
JUL-93/OCT-99 - 50 FORT AVE PROVIDENCE, RI 02905 (401) 943-6190
MAR-99/OCT-99 - 904 HARTFORD WAY BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90210
OCT-98/JUL-99 - 203 BOND ST 24 BROOKLYN, NY 11217
APR-99/APR-99 - 16557 ARMINTA ST VAN NUYS, CA 91406
MAR-99/MAR-99 - 5 FORT AVE CRANSTON, RI 02905
OCT-98/OCT-98 - PO BOX 488 VINEYARD HAVEN, MA 02568
AUG-87/APR-97 - 1635 MINERAL SPRING AVE 2 NORTH PROVIDENC, RI 02904
MAY-94/MAY-94 - 1635 MINERAL SPRING AVE 204 PROVIDENCE, RI 02904
NOV-88/NOV-88 - 1113 RUSSELL DA 1 HIGHLAND BEACH, FL 33444
JAN-87/JAN-87 - 860 NE 76TH ST BOCA RATON, FL 33487
103 ALFRED STONE PAWTUCKET, RI 02860
1635 MINERAL SPR AVE 204 PROVIDENCE, RI 02904
50 FORT AVE 204 PROVIDENCE, RI 02905
1113 RUSSELL DR HIGHLAND BCH, FL 33487
1113 RUSSELL DR 1 HIGHLAND BCH, FL 33487
860 NE 76TH BOCA RATON, FL 33487
18 THELMA ST N PROVIDENCE, RI 02904
300 FLOWER 304 BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90211
Phone Listings for Subject's Addresses
1060 PARK AVE CRANSTON, RI 02910 CAPITAL VIDEO CORPORATION (401) 464-4800
METRO GLOBAL MEDIA INC (401) 942-7876
CENTURION FINANCIAL GROUP LLC (401) 946-9100 203 BOND ST 24 BROOKLYN,
NY 11217
ALEKS LAUNDRY CENTER (718) 246-5000 16557 ARMINTA ST VAN NUYS, CA 91406
METRO HOME VIDEO (818) 988-1067 1635 MINERAL SPRING AVE 2 NORTH PROVIDENC,
RI 02904
MACGILLIVRAY PETER A DENT (401) 353-0800
NORTH PROVIDENCE DENTAL ASSOC (401) 353-0800
PAPARO GARY D DENT (401) 353-0800
SILVERBERG STEVEN W DENT (401) 353-0800
KIRSCHNER STEVEN B PHYS (401) 353-0900
CARDIOVASCULAR STUDY CENTER (401) 353-3409
IACOBUCCI RICHARD P PHYS (401) 353-4936
MINERAL SPRING PARK PLAZA (401) 353-5101
ARTIFICIAL KIDNEY CTR OF NORTH P (401) 354-5340 103
ALFRED STONE PAWTUCKET, RI 02860
HIRSCH H (401) 723-5381
1113 RUSSELL DR HIGHLAND BCH, FL 33487
CLEVELAND THERESA (561) 279-4766
TERMAN DAVID A (561) 272-4977
Possible Property Ownership A manual search of Properties of the Nation using the name GUARINO KENNETH is recommended. 22 additional property records exist (including historicals) but are not included as they do not match all necessary criteria.
Possible Vehicles Registered at Subject's Addresses
1060 PARK AVE CRANSTON, RI 02910 Plate: State: ME Title: 00000000 LIEN
1: CO-OP CREDIT UNION 1983 UTIL TL No VIN Analysis Available VIN: 1UYVS2480DT891506
Plate: State: ME Title: 00000000 LIEN 1: CO-OP CREDIT UNION 1977 SUBARU
DLX No VIN Analysis Available VIN: A66L708743
Plate: 75319P State: ME Title: 00000000 LIEN 1: CO-OP CREDIT UNION
1982 NISSAN PU 1/2 TON KING CB 4 NISSAN PU 1/2 TON KING CB 4 - 2187CC
L4 VIN: JN6MD06Y8CW112580 PICKUP EXTENDED CB
Plate: State: ME Title: 00000000 LIEN 1: CO-OP CREDIT UNION 1984 TOYOTA
VAN YR SERIES TOYOTA VAN YR SERIES - 1998CC L4 EFI VIN: JT4YR27V1E0009996
VAN 860 NE 76TH ST BOCA RATON, FL 33487
Plate: XFK49V State: FL Date Registered: 08/24/1998 Expire Date: 09/28/1999 Title: 63953546 Title Date: 10/28/1992 OWNER: ROBERT W BEAVER 1948 WILL No VIN Analysis Available VIN: 46372099
Plate: XFL57M State: FL Date Registered: 09/09/1998 Expire Date: 09/28/1999 Title: 73705318 Title Date: 09/08/1997 OWNER: ROBERT W BEAVER Color: GREEN 1997 FORD EXPLORER FORD EXPLORER - 4.0L V6 EFI VIN: 1FMCU22X4VUD48001 2D SPORT UTILITY
Plate: TSW75D State: FL Date Registered: 08/27/1998 Expire Date: 09/28/1999 Title: 69677178 Title Date: 09/11/1995 OWNER: ROBERT W BEAVER Color: GREEN 1995 FORD EXPLORER FORD EXPLORER - 4.0L V6 EFI VIN: 1FMDU32X1SZB85722 4D SPORT UTILITY
Plate: WPA4791 State: CO Expire Date: 07/31/1999 Title: 61E157917 OWNER: ROBERT W BEAVER 1986 MERCURY CAPRI GS MERCURY CAPRI GS - 5.0L V8 HO 4BBL/CFI VIN: 1MEBP79M8GF613878 2-DOOR HATCHBACK 1113 RUSSELL DR HIGHLAND BCH, FL 33487
Plate: HNX228 State: FL Date Registered: 04/09/1999 Expire Date: 04/28/2000 Title: 72047099 Title Date: 11/12/1996 OWNER: THERESA CLEVELAND Color: BLACK 1997 SATURN SC1 SATURN SC1 - 1.9L L4 SPFI SOHC VIN: 1G8ZE1287VZ174128 2-DOOR COUPE
Plate: HPJ325 State: FL Date Registered: 04/09/1999 Expire Date: 04/28/2000 Title: 69781358 Title Date: 10/13/1995 OWNER: THERESA CLEVELAND Color: WHITE 1996 SATURN SC1 SATURN SC1 - 1.9L L4 SPFI SOHC VIN: 1G8ZE1288TZ131186 2-DOOR COUPE
Plate: R582T State: FL Date Registered: 04/21/1999 Expire Date: 04/28/2000 Title: 63722653 Title Date: 08/17/1992 OWNER: THERESA I CLEVELAND Color: WHITE 1992 JEEP WRANGLER BASE JEEP WRANGLER BASE - 4.0L L6 HO MPI VIN: 2J4FY29S4NJ538953 UTILITY
Possible Boat Registrations Owner: GUARINO KENNETH F (Historical) Address: 50 FORT AVENUE CRANSTON, RI 02905 Year: 1989 Length: 41' 5" MFG: CHRIS CRAFT Reg Number: FL5417GX State Registered: FL Title Number: 1487678 Hull Const.: FIBERGLASS Hull Number: ?UNFBU119E889 Use: PLEASURE Propulsion: INBOARD/OUTBOARD Fuel: GASOLINE
Owner: GUARINO, KENNETH F Address: 50 FORT AVENUE CRANSTON, RI 02905 Year: 1988 Length: 41' MFG: CHRIS CRAFT, INC. Reg Number: D956520 State Registered: US Title Number: Hull Const.: FRP Hull Number: UNFBU119E889 Use: RECREATIONAL Propulsion: SELF PROPELLED Fuel: Vessel Name: PICASSO Coast Guard Record: IP89045812 Port/Registry: CRANSTON, RI Net Tonage: 13
Possible Business Affiliations 1060 PARK AVE CRANSTON, RI 02910 METRO GLOBAL MEDIA, INC. FL K04550 PRESIDENT, SECRETARY INACTIVE
Officer Name Match Only (NOT necessarily affiliated) Matching Name: GUARINO KENNETH TRIAD MICRO SYSTEMS INC. NY 952072 CHAIRMAN INACTIVE
Possible Relatives
GOCLOWSKI DOMINICK P DOB: JUN 1924 SSN 036-14-XXXX issued in Rhode Island between 1936 and 1951 ** ALERT ** A Death Claim was filed for SSN 036-14-XXXX in NOV 1987. SEP 93/SEP 93 - 66 JULIAN RD WARWICK, RI 02889
GOCLOWSKI MARIE R DOB: JUL 1925 SSN 036-14-XXXX issued in Rhode Island between 1936 and 1951 ** ALERT ** A Death Claim was filed for SSN 036-14-XXXX in NOV 1987. APR 93/SEP 93 - 66 JULIAN RD WARWICK, RI 02889