Tuesday, September 28th, 1999
VCA owner Russ Hampshire no longer belongs to the Free Speech Coalition, I hear, because he regards the FSCers as a bunch of pansies.
I hear that back in 1980, Russ and Walter Gernert started VCA
with the active cooperation of the Mafia.
My proof? I don't have any, nor do I need any. While this attitude may
seem unethical to many people, I don't really care. I have the right
to be satirical, don't I?
Sande Weinstein writes: Are you ok Luke? You know I read you everyday Luke. I read you because I enjoy your writing, fiction or non-fiction. I'm worried about you Luke. Are you intentionally on a course of self-annihilation? Is it your intention to commit "credibility hari-kari??? Over the past few months you have been using character assassination cloaked in fiction like a lightsaber as if you were Darth Vader. Its time to use the force Luke. Come back from the Dark Side Luke.
I thought when Paul Cambria turned you inside out on radio that you would tone it down a bit. I can't remember who but someone in the past 2 months compared you to Larry Flynt and Hustler. They were right up to a certain level. I think you've gone way past the Jerry Falwell and his mother stage now. I hope you can get past this one like you have the others Luke. I'm still reading you for the anticipation of it all Luke...
Chaim Amalek: Luke, regarding the exhaustive discussion on inter-species transfer of genes that has recently appeared on your web site, have you ever considered just selling pretzels and maybe hot dogs for a living? Think about it - the money cannot be much worse than what you are presently making, and your social prospects with females in the top 98 percentiles will rise dramatically with the new career.
PS - I am shocked that you did not opine on that dog's religion. Could you tell if it was circumcised?
Luke: It definitely looks to me like another horny Hebe humping a Christian gal.
DanJV: The tape in question has been around for years...(early 90's), and is readily available over the internet. Her face is very clearly to be seen in the tape as well as in most of the mpgs that are also available on the bestiality newsgroups. It is also available thru the archives at ABPEBarc.com. Why continue to speculate and waste time and effort..go to the site and check it out.
NJG writes: Luuuuke! The dog pix were SICK! I am never gonna be the same that was DISGUSTING!!! But I had to see them, I know it is all my fault you printed them, because the last dog pix I asked you to...you gotta be careful what you ask for. Love, NJG.
Luke: I don't know why everyone is being so judgemental. So she had sex with a dog. Big deal. This is the '90s, everybody's had experiences with dogs.
Or perhaps I'm wrong. If you're a porner who's never had sex with an animal, and never will, let Luke know. Sign the No Bestiality Pledge Today!
Kendra Jade: I take that pledge.
Mike Cracker South claims he has never had sex with a dog. "Of course not... nor would I...it would make me bark....errrr barf."
Sindee Plenum: Luke, I could not help but be moved by the storys you have been running lately. True or false, they made me think of my own sad experiences with bestiality a few months ago. I was in New YOrk for a few days, waiting to meet my boyfriend who was egyptian and flying in from egypt (egypt is full of egyptian people!). Anyway, I met him and he seemed a bit sick and I was worried, but neither he or I had health insurance so I needed some money. I got it by goin on a shoot with Tibordu, evn though I also started feeling a bit sick. Things got really kinky and sick really fast. And to make it worse, I was having my period - really heavy (yuck!) Tibordu was using a really big lens, he said it was for extreme close ups. So he focuses in on my private parts, and sees that a bunch of mosquitos (I had to look up the spelling on that one) are lapping up my menstral blood! And he tapes it!!!! That's right, a bunch of mosquitos went down on me! If that is not sick , I do not know what is!
John writes on RAME: I have quite a collection of these type tapes and trade them frequently. This tape has been around for a while but I watched it again tonight (because I recognized the pics) and there is only one time in the whole 14 minute scene where this girl sort of makes her face visible (but not really visible). She also talks a bit right there. And there is one time where her pelvis is kind of displayed (but again, not really visible) and I couldn't find the heart on. This and the other scenes on this tape are in English but were, obviously, recorded without revealing the girls.
Nipper: Luke, I've been reading your column for about a year and was amused with what you had to say. Now I think your'e just another moron with a computer. Try getting a life.
Kim Chambers writes on RAME: Not that we should be worshipped or put on pedestals, and we DO fill a demand... but walking the streets? Everybody does it for their own reason, and many are in it for less personally fulfilling reasons than others, but most probably would not be walking the streets. And speaking for myself... I proved to myself that I COULD do something else in '97. I took some time away from LA, lived with friends elsewhere, and became the manager of one of the health club's in a chain in a large city. Nothing to write to RAME about, but since I was dancing at 18, and then in porn, it was a nice side effect of doing something else for a while... proving to myself that I had pretty much what everybody else had... the ability to do something else if I wanted to. Doing EXACTLY what I love.
Koolfool writes on RAME: Havin lurked here a couple of years along with contributing a few worthless posts, I...like many of you, have grown tired of the constant threads on which pornstars are racists because they refuse to have a black penis inside their white vagina. BTW...are there any white dicks that refuse to penetrate a black vagina? Anyway...I believe a porn girl has a right to do what she wishes....but what about us purchasers or renters of porn.......are we racists? Take my test and judge yourself ---- 1) How many 'black only" vids to you own? 2) How many "black only" vids do you rent a year? 3) Have you _ever_ rented a "black only" vid? 4) When visiting your local porn palace, do you mostly ignore the "African-American" section? 5) On your Top 5 porn starlets list, are any of them black? 6) When you see Sean Michaels reeming a white girl, do you shout "Yeah Baby" or do u fast forward? 7) Have you ever worn a white sheet into a porn store? :) 8) Would you vote so that under the Equal Rights Ammendment at least one "black only" video _must_ be rented for every 5 white videos rented?
Shivon writes from Larry Flynt Publications: Luke, you're a poser and a coward. In regards to your recent campaign to identify Jews in porn, I was struck by two of your statements. First you give some poorly reasoned explanation that you have a “sensitivity to people’s weak points.” Since you aren’t privvy to what people think regarding their own relationships to Judaism, your statement shows an arrogance that is truly disturbing. Or maybe you were just trying to say that being a Jew is a weakness in and of itself. You go on to say that that you "use the word 'Jew' to provoke people.” I find it interesting that you attempt such a provocation from the safety of your apartment. I seem to recall hearing that when you last met with my friend Michael Louis Albo, which culminated in the ditching of your sorry ass in Boyle Heights, it was all you could do to keep your hands from trembling in abject fear—something to which you yourself allude in your retelling of the incident on your website. It’s easy to play the tough guy when you’re all alone in your apartment. Apparently it’s less so for you when there’s the possibility of receiving a severe beating. You’re a pussy, Luke…and a poor excuse for a wanna-be Jew. You’re an even worse example of a man. In fact, from your writing—which isn’t very good, by the way—it seems that you’re little more emotionally and intellectually than a frustated adolescent. You should take my advice and shoot yourself…immediately.
Brandy Alexandre vs Mike Ross
Brandy Alexandre responds: In response to Sande Weinstein's commentary to Gene Ross, he can tout the value of Mike Ross all she wants, but he's a whiner. He wrote a number of whining diatribes against AVN as engaging in censorship because they, as a private publisher opted against continuing his column. He cried censorship, obviously not knowing what censorship is. It negated everything positive he tried to say about or do for the industry, closed my ears to ever listening to him again, and destroyed the respect I would have needed in order to listen at all. I can't see getting behind someone who can't take his lumps.
Luke: Mike I would like you to comment on Brandy's comments.
Mike Ross: Brandy, I want to thank you for your compliments. Your thoughts, feelings and comments are as usual, always appreciated. In one's life, a lot of things happen. I am proud of the majority of the things that I have done in my life, just as I am regarding my "diatribe" against AVN. At this point in time, may I make a suggestion.... why not find out ALL the facts before forming an opinion, and then when times, circumstances and facts change, change your thinking to match the new day. with that in mind, AVN and I are working together again, because we have a job to do... stop government's (Local and State) from destroying this industry. As a result, I invite you to "read what's written to your heart's content", starting with the next issue (remember, its printed in advance, so this new relationship started two months ago). In closing, if you would like to talk about this, as with everyone in the industry, my office and staff are available, as well as myself at (916) 456-7311.
Brandy Alexander: I think it was Zoe I was chatting with and she said she wanted to bar tend and that should would wear a thong or something. I was trying to impress innocence and "less is more" actually works better and she said I was flaming her.
Todd: Hey Luke, Did you ever check into the Draghixa story about her being dead?? Is it true? I hope not! She was one of my all time favorites. She's so beautiful, sweet, and sexy. Find out if she really did die. You're supposed to be a porn reporter, right? Well then go out there and find out if one of the all-time sexiest porn stars died or not! AND LUKE, NO BULLs---, ONLY FACTS.
Kendra Jade says Director James DiGiorgio is going to hell for shooting a girl who appears 14 years of age. Her real age is 20. Kendra costarred in the porno called Plaid.
This asian model Amanda wants to enter porn. Her email address is sugardaddy@hotmail.com. She writes: "Hi! Luck How are you doing? Thank you for your help, I got many e-mail since post my informations in your website. I need you to change informations for me, Please use do not use this address again-amandar@worldmodelnetwork.com , ******here is my e-mail address which you can put on your website- http://sugardating@hotmail.com ******* *******I am only interested work for company, who can offer me good conditions in contract."
Jeremy Steele writes: Luke, I'm a little concerned for you... You've got 6 degrees of separation between a porn gossip site and a 13 year old... I clicked on "asian model amanda wants to enter porn".. and she is linked with other models who are not looking to suck and f--- cock in every orifice... including a 13 old girl.. I suggest you do something before Max Hardcore comes across this.
Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.:
“Before there was Monica,” reports salon.com today, there was Kennedy presidential sex partner and mafia associate Judith Campell Exner--”the stunning Marilyn Monroe-look-alike who died Friday after a long battle with breast cancer...”
“...She was deeply, naively in love with the president,” writes cyber-scribe Amy Reiter. “...her only fault was not moving on with her life...”
Instead, Exner authored books and gaves interviews--drawing the Kennedy clan’s undying wrath.
Kennedy operatives “dirtied her name as much as possible,” salon.com learned from Kennedy critic Anthony Summers-- who has written extensively on Camelot’s unloveliest secrets: “....The press tagged her as a publicity seeker and a party girl, ‘which in those days was code for Not Quite A Party Whore [said] Summers, who interviewed Exner in 1993...’
Judith Campell had in fact been "a very strictly brought-up Catholic girl from private schools... was reeling from a divorce when she met Kennedy...”
“.... ample evidence (including White House logs recording her visits and phone calls) supports Exner's claim of a relationship with JFK from 1960 to 1962. In fact, Summers notes, their names have been publicly linked since the mid-1970s -- when Exner was called to testify before a Senate committee investigating presidential involvement in CIA assassination plots against Fidel Castro...”
[Reader-service flashback: In 1961, White House phone logs indicated approximately 70 calls from Judith Campbell to President Kennedy. Throughout 1961, Campbell acted as a secret liaison and courier between Kennedy and mob lord Sam Giancana, carrying envelopes between the two. Giancana was a key figure in“Operation Mongoose”, the illegal CIA scheme to assassinate Fidel Castro].
According to salon.com, Monday’s New York Times disparaging obituary on Exner--which empasizes the Kennedy family bias re. Exner’s “supposed” and “fatuous” claims of an intimate JFK link--is richly illustrative of the Kennedys’ continuing quest to defame and discredit a woman who opened up her heart and body to Camelot ‘s carnal king--and spent the rest of her days regretting it.
Kendra Jade Threeway
Here's a transcript of my conversation over the phone last week with Kendra Jade and Nice Jewish Girl (NJG).
NJG: "I think Luke should publish that photo of Marilyn Manson, where he's eating that chick out and is all bloody. I thought that was really edgy."
Luke: "That's disgusting."
Kendra: "I don't like Marilyn's girlfriend Rose. She's a cunt."
NJG: "She's got a Courtney Love thing..."
Kendra: "She's a pretender. She's not down..."
NJG: "You met her?"
Kendra: "No... But she's so fake I can see right through her. She's not just for him. Before him, she was a little blonde girl, all trendy. Then she gets with him and starts dying her hair all black and wears grungy stuff. Nobody cared about her until she started dating him. It's like Jennifer Aniston. How much play do you think she's gotten out of dating Brad Pitt?"
NJG: "Gwyneth Paltrow? I hate her."
Kendra: "I hate her. I won't watch Shakespeare in Love because of her."
NJG: "He says she's a Jew. I say, where?"
Kendra: "I would be a Jew because they get presents for eight days of Hanukkah instead of just one day, on Christmas."
Luke: "I'll give you presents for eight days baby."
NJG: "Shut up Luke. We aren't talking to you. You and your perverted ideas."
Kendra: "Luke, you don't give presents. You spread disease. You give the gift that keeps on giving."
NJG: "Luke, we all know you have nothing down there. Kendra knows for sure."
Kendra: "That's part of my past that I've blocked out."
Luke: "Like incest."
Kendra: "It was too traumatic."
Luke: "Kendra, do you think it is pathetic that I jerk off to your movies?"
Kendra: "You don't watch my movies."
Luke: "You're right. Pornography is immoral and degrading."
Kendra: "Luke was in Too Hot For Porno 2 but they cut him out of it."
NJG: "He wasn't up to snuff."
Kendra: "Are there really snuff movies?"
NJG: "Those people convicted in Germany. That was real. You've got to be careful Kendra."
Kendra: "I think that's disgusting. Too many people care about me, that, if I was in something like that, they would know. That girl in the movie 8mm was a girl nobody cared about. She was on the streets and nobody gave a f---. She could just disappear. I couldn't just disappear. People would know."
NJG: "At least you're under contract..."
Kendra: "Yeah... I've been trying not to do too much anyway because I'm really fed up of the bulls--- that goes on in this business. The worst part for me of being in this business is that everybody has f---ing hurtful s--- to say. Everytime people talk about me, they don't even know me. They don't know half of my f---ing life... But yet they can judge what kind of person I am... I am one of the most normalest girls. My mom is gone right now for a week out of state. I get up at 5AM to get the kids ready for school and drive them to school and pick them up and make sure they have their lunch money... I do really normal s---. This business is not my life."
Luke: "I always stick up for you Kendra if anyone ever speaks bad about you."
Kendra: "You're so full of s--- Luke. You don't stick up for me. What's up with this girl Cocksocket?"
NJG: "She's not my friend. She floated on to this website, felt sorry for him..."
Kendra: "Luke, will you do me a favor and tell her that she's a little cunt... And not to say bad s--- about me."
Luke: "I just want someone to love me."
Kendra: "Luke, it wouldn't matter if the whole world loved you. If you wanted people to love you, you wouldn't print all this false s--- without checking your facts. Because that is how you make people mad..."
NJG sent me some pictures of Marilyn Manson referred to above but I have refused to put them on my site, drawing this stinging response from NJG:
Luke I do not understand why you would put the dog pix on your site and censor the Marilyn Manson pix I found, which were far milder. The MM pix had to do with the conversation I had with Kendra Jade at the end of your column about him with blood in his mouth, him and the model naked. I thought those pix were very cool. You told me that you thought the MM pix were far grosser(!?), this from a man who put a dickless Joe Christ on his site!!! This from a man who puts bestiality pix on his site!!! How could you be so hypocritical to not put the MM pix up??? They went along with the 3-way with Kendra and I and you, even though you were more like an unwanted third wheel in the conversation.
I think secretly you find the dog pix arousing, though you would never admit it, and you find the MM pix personally abhorrent. So you can do your usual "tsk tsk tsk LOOK AT THIS" shtick that you usually pull on your readers in order to publish something very outrageous. The MM pix are not that outrageous if you consider what is standard fare for what passes as entertainment these days even on television.
So you are in fact "censoring" these MM pix although they were published previously in Hustler. I think that is extremely hypocritical and I would like to know what your readers would think of it, considering the pix you did decide to publish.
Naked Fan Photo Party ’99
Co-Hosted by Porn Stars Redondo Beach, CA – September 16, 1999 – Naked Fan Photo Party ’99 took place in Las Vegas on September 4th, with 35 fans from around the world coming to eat, drink, and party with their favorite porn stars.
The co-hostesses of the six-hour event were Kim Chambers, Lisa Lipps, Minka, Suzi Suzuki. Structured and impromptu photo sessions allowed the fans ample opportunity to photograph, videotape, and mingle with, the ladies.
The first Naked Party was held by Lisa Lipps in New York in early ’99, and got great response, so a regular event was born. Each party is held in a luxury suite at an exclusive hotel. The gentlemen purchase advance tickets, and are given VIP treatment from start to finish. The atmosphere is informal and relaxed, and attendance is limited. A handful of the most recent party’s attendees had also attended the first party, with the majority hearing about it through the websites of the hostesses, or during the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair the day of the party.
An online photo brochure of the event can be found at http://kimchambers.com and http://lisalipps.com.
From www.sincityvideo.com:
Nikki Lynn
Most adult stars make videos to establish a name for themselves, then hit the road to dance and rake in the really big bucks. Nikki Lynn is different. She reversed the process. She started out as a dance and ended up a contract girl for Sin City, and she did it in a matter of months. But then Nikki Lynn is not your average porn star. Let's start off with some facts. She doesn't live in or even relatively near LA. Kingman Arizona is where she calls home, a quiet, conservative, middle class community northwest of Phoenix and the home briefly of fertilizer freak Timothy McVeigh. She got into dancing when someone told her she had a better butt than the girls in Playboy. "And I thought, why not? Why can't I do this? I happened to be driving by this club around Christmas and I needed some extra money and I thought, why not?"
"Why not" led to a steady stream of dance appearances in Tuscon, Phoenix and Las Vegas. The attraction to footlights is universal. Nikki's mother was a choreographer for the Rockettes, and Nikki herself studied all forms of dance, from ballet and jazz to modern and tap. And even a little assault team training. The money was getting better, but it wasn't taking her in the right direction. She and her husband took some nude photos and sent them to a men's magazine. Faster than you can say Shwab Pharmacy, a star was born. Lynn was appearing in all the major men's magazines within months, and to date has done more than 100 including covers and layout. The logical next step into videos was motivated by greed. During an engagement at a club in Nashville the people were telling her how great she was, but they said that four times as many people came the week before to see a porn star. And she couldn't even dance. Lynn and hubby went to CES in January '97. Two weeks later she was doing her first video, and a year later she had signed an exclusive contract with Sin City. The rest, as they say, is history.
Lynn looks taller than she actually is. Lynn stands a mere 5'2", and measures 34D-23-32. She was born in Canyon County, California but her mother moved her to Arizona when she was 12. At 26 she functions in the dual role of mother and stepmother to two boys, a stepson and a son with her supportive husband. She still looks like she did in high school: fresh faced, cleancut captain of the cheerleading team. She does bisexual scenes in films because it is fun. "I wasn't bisexual before I got into the business. I thought I was at one point but then I realized that is was really about what the guys wanted and what I got into to turn them on. Now I love to be bisexual in front of the camera. I love doing silly, crazy things with girls."
A Man in Full by Tom Wolfe
Luke stayed up until 3:30 AM Monday morning finishing the terrific new Tom Wolfe novel A Man in Full. Wolfe grasp the strength of the human desire towards evil. How much of what motivates us is nasty.
Here's an excerpt of particularly funny section:
Billy Bass: A ball for AIDS? I can remember plenty a fellows with vernerl diseases, but I don't remember anybody throwin' parties for'm! exclaimed Billy, bursting with mirth. "I don't remember any DANCES! I don't remember any LET's RAP FOR CLAP nights! Or LET'S RIFF FOR SYPH!"
"Or LET'S HOP FOR HERPES!" volunteered Judge Opey McCorkle, who was laughing so hard he could hardly get the words out.
"Or LET'S GO GREET THE SPIROCHETES!" contributed Charlie, who was now in the same paroxysmal condition.
"Or LET'S GO ROAR FOR THE CHANCRE SORES!" exclaimed Billy Bass.
"Or LET'S PAY OUR DUES TO THE PUSTULAR OOZE!" exclaimed the judge.
"Or LET'S GO HUG A DYIN' BUGGER!" cried Billy, who was gasping for breath and weeping with laughter at the same time. "Now - now if you get AIDS, you're some kinda saint! - and they give banquets for you! Everybody goes dancin'!"
"GLORY ME - I got da HIV!" sand out the judge, who had his mouth open, his eyes wide, and both hands flopping in the air up by his ears, as if he were a minstrel performer. This started Billy and Charlie laughing even harder.
"They never used to give lepers banquets for being LEPERS!" shouted Billy. "They put BELLS around their necks so people could hear 'em coming adn stay OUTTA THEIR WAY! Maybe they could do that will all these charaters with AIDS!"
Herb Richman's fat face looked numb. He was returning his wife's stare with a look that seemed to say, "Well, here we are, and there's nothing I can do about it right now."
What the hell was going on? This was Turpmtine! Not only that, this was the Gun Room at Turpmtine, the very bastion of male camaraderie!
Serena takes Charlie outside.
"Herb Richman!" said Serena in a low, sibilant voice. "You should have seen the look on his face. His wife, too."
"Whattaya mean?"
"They're Jewish, Charlie."
"I know that," said Charlie defensively.
"Well, then you ought to know that Jewish people tend to be liberals. To them - well, you and Billy and Judge McCorkle carrying on like that - they took it as gay bashing."
"Gay-bashing? Jesus Christ, Serena. Billy didn't say a word about faggots. All he said was-"
Serena: "Just remember that Herb Richman is Jewish and liberal and he's on the board of half the rights organizations in Atlanta."
Luke: I liked that section. Why do we glorify AIDS and give it priority way above other diseases? In previous times, an STD was something to be ashamed of.
I also like in the book how a website (Chasing the Dragon) breaks the gossip news in Atlanta by publishing the name of a supposed rape victim. We publicize the names of men accused of rape but not the names of women making the accusation. Doesn't seem fair.