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Chuck Martino: 'I Gave David My Soul and Heart'

Sin City production manager Chuck Martino broke up with Shay Sweet (Sin City contract girl who doubles as the company receptionist) Tuesday and with GVA West owner David Sturman Wednesday.

"I feel very unappreciated," said Martino Wednesday night. "David is my idol. I love David, even if I don't work there [Sin City]. And I gave 100% of my soul and my heart to David. I have nothing derogatory to say about him. He's the best in the business. He's taught me a lot. Anyone who can work for him is a very lucky man. He's always treated me like a man. I'll never be able to work for a guy that good again."

"Shay Sweet will be f---ing blacks in Michael Raven's next movie," says a source close to the Sin City contract girl. "She'll be doing a DP (double penetration, one vaginally and one anally, simultaneously) with two black guys - Lexington Steele and Byron Long. And take them both up her ass. That would be pretty cool, right? I'd like to see that, little whore that she is."

On Wednesday Martino told Sin City owner Sturman that he could no longer work in the same building as Shay. Sturman then offered Martino an independent contractor deal that Chuck found insulting. "I'm very hurt," said Martino. "I've given so much to this company."

A source said that office manager Sharon and general manager Ari the Duplicator will vouch for Martino's considerable contributions to the company.

"David was my idol," said Martino. "He is like a god to me. Things have changed. He was like a father to me. David is a great guy. It hurts me inside. He's like my mentor. I hope we can work things out."

A source: "When Martino hears from David that he, David, is dying for Chuck's girlfriend Shay to f--- other guys, that doesn't make Martino feel too good. But Chuck still loves and respects him. It just hurts his feelings."

Luke: "I wouldn't like to see two black guys doing my girlfriend."

XXX: "Why?"

Luke: "This business is not healthy for relationships."

XXX: "She is so jealous of Chuck doing other girls..."

Chuck: "I will be performing a lot in the near future. Oh yeah. With the best of them. Why should I be retired? I'm nine percent body fat. I look better than I ever have in my life."

Luke: "You are looking good these days."

Chuck: "What do you think of Shay's titties?"

Luke: "I haven't seen them."

Chuck: "Take a look at them. I quit performing because I did not want to hurt her feelings."

Luke: "They move them in and then move them out at Sin City."

Chuck: "Dude, I turned that place around. You know what I've done there."

Luke: "Yeah, you turned out stuff on time if not early... You saved David lots of money..."

Chuck: "And I got shown so much unappreciation. I'm flabberghasted. I think you can understand that. You know the job that I've done."

Luke: "Yep. That is the main thing. To feel appreciated, respected, recognized for your good work."

XXX: "Shay will never do another boy-girl. She said that last time when she broke up with Chuck. But she never did. Then she told Chuck, I only said that to piss you off."

Chuck: "She'll do black guys and maybe she'll like it. She'll be doing everything and anything. But with David it hurts me. Because David's the best. It doesn't get any better than him. As far as I am concerned, he is the king.

"Last time we broke up, everyone was trying to get her to f--- other guys. And when she didn't, they got pissed at me."

XXX: "Chuck can't work in an office with his ex-girlfriend. It was either going to be him or her. Chuck makes David a ton of money. She don't make David s---. And then David says to Chuck, 'ok, you'll be an independent contractor.' Chuck said, what, after all I've done for you and the loyalty I've shown you. That's the payback I get?"

Chuck: "We all respect David."

Luke: "I know I do. I gave that man my heart and soul, some of the best years of my life. And then he tried to pimp my girlfriend. Have her f--- black guys. I was very very hurt."

Chuck: "I love David. He's like a father to me."

Luke: "He's like a father to me too. And a mother. He brought me up the best he knew how. But the stuff he said to me today, it really hurt my feelings."

Voice in background: "Don't tell Luke this stuff."

Chuck: "Luke does not repeat stuff he shouldn't. Luke is my man. Am I right Luke?"

Luke: "You're right Chuck. I know what I can and can not print."

Chuck: "These guys are busting my balls. Saying I'm talking too much. I say, Luke is my boy."

Chuck's boy hears that in Cannes Chuck sent Jenna Jameson 30 dozen roses because she's his friend. And a nice girl.

Leonard, South, Orenstein Flee Sinking FSC

I hear that the Free Speech Coalition (FSC) board is in for another tough time. Three board members have told friends that they are leaving at year's end. One said that the only reason he ran for election was because Russ Hampshire was there. Russ resigned several months ago, and as I predicted, the FSC has gone downhill since.

FSC president Gloria Leonard, along with Jim South and Wicked Pictures owner Steve Orenstein, are expected to resign in December.

Meanwhile, FSC rival and possibly the new FSC executive director, Mike Ross, is raising thousands of dollars for professional Political Action Committees across America. Ross might even wind up running for US Senate in New York, on the Libertarian Party ticket, against Mayor Guliani and Hillary Clinton.

Vivid owner Steve Hirsch writes: "Lukey, it's not easy being a little Jew with a little Jew's complex. All I do these days is read your site and worry about what you're saying about me. You've really stuck something up my ass. At first I did not like it. Oh yuck, what is that big website doing up my wazoo. But now I've learned to make peace with rectal rooting. I wish Janine would, haha.

"I have no sense of humor. For all the screaming I do about free speech, I'm really just the biggest fascist on the planet.

"When I get really steamed by l-keford.com, I just visit Victoria Secret and buy some lacey sexy pink thong underwear. Then I prance around Vivid in it and high heels. Any employee who tattles on me gets fired.

"I can't sleep at night for fear of what you're going to expose about me and AVN. How we fixed awards for years. You're right about this business. It's nothing but a pack of liars and thieves.

"I wish Loni Sanders was still with me. Fifteen years we spent together, and I also got to boff every cutie that came through my office. But she left me for Marco at Metro...

"Features are dying, I'm afraid. Sales are down. Gonzos are taking over... Gotta run now, more later. AVN publisher Paul Fishbein is on the line. He wants to know how his magazine should rate my latest releases. Just kidding. Actually, we shop my important movies around many of his reviewers until we find one that will give the right rating. Sometimes we have to go through ten reviewers. Yes, we produce crap, but at least the consumer always gets a beautiful box."

Galactic Galaxina Flirts With Suicide

Source: "Hello Luke, I think we are fulfilling our own prophecy here. I think this girl is at the end of her rope. She has truly made several attempts at suicide in her life, and I think we may be producing the final one right now. This is a letter I just received, from Roxy. I do not want to be a party to anyone killing themselves. Well, maybe a few people, but not a female. I wrote Kevin about this situation last night, but evidently it was for nothing. Can't say I blame him, but it was worth a shot. I just hope all this doesn't end up with everyone saving face and one really dead girl."

Galaxina writes: Im so up set gene put my letter on his site this one I wish was on there cos he put that for all to see and Im up set I jsut sent the below to gene but wish he would of put this up and some of the other letter I just sent you... I have calmed down just Im mad coz this is not a PR stunt,infact what I went through is to real and been going through a lot in my life I stated that in the fist letter like I said a moving of my life into Galactic Galaxina is no PR stunt to me,in fact I follow lets just say the song by Ozzy crzy Train you got to listen to my words and the song Mr.Crowely as well as Sin the song, I am musicaly trained and in the occult and togethere I do have a stong message ahead,comicbooks for PR what a laugh!

thats called just transcending my inner conflicts I have had embracing opening a vortex and communicating with that and releasing her same as dancing but done so like intersceting worlds, the occult does offer a lot of paths and all the pain grief confussion I have had in my life I have finally relized theres a meaning and purpose for us all,and perhaps I was not ready to release my self and tradyies broke out and the time Jan 1st for the website ect just so happens to be not only in tune with my ability to dance again but shall be done by then sorry if it seems odd but thats how it turned out,and I have som much proof its not even funny and perhaps this was my first incounter with the worlds confussion and deluions not able to see past the celestiral spears there blocked there vision and insight and see only the clowd and forms images to there own minds interpati

I called Ross cos kevin wanted me to,I feel set up!the man seemed how do I say searching in his voic yet a few laughs to show me dont be afaird to talk,it is just a bad feeling because I was not done talking and he siad to me ok I got it now Ill let you go,I call back and one more time and the 3d time his recep said well he is bz on the line right now I will put you on his voice mail so it cut me off I dont want to clal again, he said hummm so did your brother send this letter then befor your suposely death ( Like trying to catch me in a lie!) so I said well how if he did I dont think so and that did not make sence so I called back and tyed to talk to him but I was nervos and I talk fast and then that made no sence so I clled again the message thingy cut me off, heres the thing>>>>

I have proof of sucide attempts if thats what people want by a councerl of pain pills achol and razer blades that was pretty bad about a week or two befor had that I did it really bad! so if anything billy then saw it was not good with me and wrote a letter even me my self put on a dam GalxyGG good bye normma gene and that I loved everyone! so perhaps billy saw that and sent it and then it happend I dont fn know!

I only know what billy is tellling me I dont need publictiy this way and as farrrrr as KEVIN is concerned if I was set up by ross to probe me then heres my question then,I saved his butt! in the letter saying sorry to him when he did not have the balls to corret it!Whice I shall say this his wording about me did not show someone that cared about me chopped up?puss gushing shooting ect?bandaids on me how would bandaids cover me then hummmm? alsoits coivan not west covina also no suregy in mexico like he siad but in USA,so all I can say about this one is this his wording was odd I sat there and said to my self perhaps he was heywire with emotins going crazy over a death and not aware of what he was saying unable to direct wording right all I know in the end is this guessing whice I choose to remain silent still and let the darkness unflod its self to me unlocking its filed of answers in this vortex about ones motives? anyways again thank you for listening roxxxy Galactic Galaxina

Club Love Grows

Seth Warshavsky's Internet Entertainment Group is doubling the content on its infamous www.clublove.com site whose upgrade should be online in a few days.

Former Hustler Entertainment Editor Evan Wright has been working on that project as well as IEG's new electronic magazine, the ezine www.yowza.com. It features an XXX weekly gossip column by "Dickie Lee," which boasts, "And unlike so many of the gossip hounds who claim to have their fingers firmly lodged up the rectum of the XXX-movie business, Dickie Lee is 100% accurate."

Dickie Lee has a main fetish - Hustler Erotic Video Guide editor Mike Albo. Here are a few samples from the best of Dickie Lee:

"I stopped by Hustler Erotic Video Guide editor Michael Louis Albo's apartment to return a Bill Monroe CD and--once again--walked into the middle of strange scene involving Albo and Nina Suave. Albo, wearing some sort of knee-length nightshirt and Ho Chi Min sandals invited me in, and there was Suave, naked, on the coffee table with three of those "anal intruder" dildos (long, flexible shafts with rubber spheres the size of ping-pong balls on the ends) up her ass. Lube slicked thighs shaking, she yelled that "I can't hold this position forever!" I give him the CD and split. Something about the way he winked at me made me feel really unclean."

Dickie Lee reports that Chantilly Lacy now regrets her porn past and that she called a porno magazine editor to complain: "I know that you guys are just trying to give information out to my fans, but I'm not in the business anymore. It was a mistake that's coming back to haunt me now. My new boyfriend is very conservative and doesn't know about my past. I'm afraid he'll find out. I guess it's okay he knows about the girl/girl stuff, but all the anal stuff I did was just so nasty. I don't think he'd understand." (www.yowza.com)

Dickie Lee is bothered by the acquisitiveness that marks porn scribes going through middle age: "There's Gene Ross of AVN who is bingeing on tanning salons and fresh hairpieces. There's birthday boy Paul Fishbein who wants to enslave the world-"Acknowledge me as your master or perish!" There's Mike Albo of Hustler Erotic Video Guide who in the last few months has shelled a couple of grand on guitars and mandolins--that he can barely play." (www.yowza.com)

Yowza boasts the sick cartoons of Humpty Hump. "Humpty Hump's brand of sick, raunchy humor was first made popular in the early 90's when he appeared in a string of "off the hook", funny and bizarre music videos as front man for the music group DIGITAL UNDERGROUND. As a rapper and comedian Hump was worked with the greats from Dr. Dre to 2Pac. Nike sought Hump's unique talents for advertisements he appeared in with Charles Barclay and Michael Jordan. Hump has been a Hollywood regular in major motion pictures, including Nothing But Trouble, with Dan Ackroyd, and in frequent TV appearances." (www.yowza.com)

Wright: "These cartoons are from an upcoming book of his called "Asshole Invasion." These illustrations are so horrifying and disgusting that we had to give our art director a raise for her not to quit. That's the quality of these illustrations.

"And we have the Jizz Bizz Weekly column by Dickie Lee. He shares with Luke F-rd an odd obsession and fascination with Michael Louis Albo. I'd say that 30% of his columns involve him writing about Mike Albo. I hear that Albo is threatening a lawsuit against Dickie Lee.

"IEG is launching four new websites a month... www.nastyteens.com, www.hometownbabes.com, www.fetishslaves.com and www.bigfatties.com, my favorite. More cushion for the pushin' is where it's at. Flab, it the wave of the future.

"Last January, my boss Seth raided several designers from Microsoft to do a complete redesign of www.clublove.com. It has three times the live feeds, double the content and more controversial stories. The big thing that people always ask about is, 'are you going to have another Pam and Tommy video?' And the answer is yes, there are two in the works right now. Major celebrities in full-on hardcore tapes."

"The World's Biggest In-Store Signing," Jim Holliday's seminar at the Saturday, July 10th AVN Show at the LA convention center, will supposedly feature the following persons: Serenity, Missy or Jenna, Stacey Valentine and Kylie Ireland, Ashlyn Gere and Jasmin St. Claire from Extreme, Houston and Misty Rain, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeaux, Jewel DeNyle and Peter North… Elle A. from Evil Angel, Felecia. Jill Kelly. Tabitha Stevens, Tiffany Mynx, Sydney Steele, India, Kim Chambers.

Daily Dish: What do you think of the online porn writers, Gene Ross and Luke F-rd?

MrWebReview: I think both are well-read and serve their audience. I think Luke writes more for the industry insider and Gene for the casual porn fan. But hey with the net, you can click over and check them both out anytime. They need to mention me sometime though (smile).