Friday, April 13th, 2001

New Jeremy Steele Interview - He'll Soon Record In A Studio

Johnny writes: Wouldn't you like to be a paid porno cock? Get to f--- and suck with dozens of sexy, slutty chicks and cum in their faces? And get 200 dollars and up for a scene? Jeremy Steele has lived, and is living, the fantasy of countless guys. He has been f---ing for the public eye since 1996, having appeared in over 100 XXX videos. He is a big-dicked stud and he has a reputation for blowing giant loads of cream--second only to the cum fountain, Peter North. He is also known as a controversial figure in porn; he's honest, he always speaks his mind, and he never pulls punches. His big mouth has gotten him in trouble before. Let's see if he pisses anyone off with this interview.

Q: What's it like having a big dick? I mean, I have an average-sized prick, and when it's flaccid it feels really small. But you have a big trouser snake. It must give you a lot of confidence when you approach women, having a large cock in your pants. Does it?

JEREMY STEELE: To an extent, yes. I think connecting with someone on more levels then just sexual is what powerful is. My cock ain't enormous, but it's usually called "big" by those who see it, as well as thick. From female porn stars I've heard ranges from "average" to "huge". Certainly, in the porno biz, where dick size seemingly keeps getting bigger, it's closer to average size than collosal. On camera It looks bigger, since I'm not high in stature. Having a huge cock or huge natural titties certainly is an attractive novelty, but I think the overall package is just as powerful, regardless of size. It does give me more confidence, having a larger than average size and nice looking dick, but if it's all about dick size then one's confidence is almost always gonna be shaky because there is almost always someone who's johnson is even bigger than yours. But I'd say mine is big enough to give me strong confidence and peace of mind.

Q: Were you a big masturbator when growing up? What magazines did you use to help you get off?

JEREMY STEELE: I'd say around 15 years old I was at my most horniest. I'd jerk off several times a day.. Maybe 7 or more, sometimes. I had an extremely strong sex drive, and still do... I think jerking off is an absolute necessity at times, if I'm not f---ing someone. Jerking off, or specifically, orgasm without ejacuation (which is possible- reversing the sperm flow during climax, to preserve seed and vitality) also enables me to last longer during intercourse. My first magazines were club, playboy, penthouses, big boob and bun bonanza, or whatever magazines I found underneath my parents bed or upstairs in the attic. It had a strong visceral effect on me.

The first female I ever saw was Traci Lords, softcore version of "Escapade" (later to be Playboy) while I f---ing around with the old fashion cable box (holding two button! s simutaneously).. She was playing a mermaid.. The effect it had on me was extremely intense. Far beyond just sexually. I believe I knew, intrinsically that she was the same age as me (she was 15 at the time, as was I... I wouldn't get into the biz until 12 years later when I was 27).. At 15, I was still a virgin. I feel, in part, it was also a premonition, for me, of something I would do.. But the feeling levels since working in the business have never come close to what I felt when I first saw her.

Q: Do you love performing anal? Is it generally a lot more pleasurable than pussy f---ing?

JEREMY STEELE: I don't prefer anal over vaginal.. In actuality, I don't think of ass-f---ing much, at all. My sex drive is so strong, I have enough stimulus as it is.. and not just pussy.. the whole enchilada. I've found that anal play becomes more a fascination, if the girl becomes more of a regular f----buddy or girlfriend. But, still, for me, it's just a kink, at best, not a sex-by-the-numbers part of the equation the way the adult biz makes it.

Q: Do you like to rim girls' behinds?

JEREMY STEELE: Occassionally.

Q: Has any girl ever rimmed your ass on video?

JEREMY STEELE: Recently for Anabolic, in a 12 guy gangbang, I was one of a bunch on the conveyer line recieving that. If a girl is really into it, then I'm more into the idea of her enjoying it, but generally, it's not my thing.

Q: Do you have any dietary secrets for producing such stupendous cum loads? Or are your loads just naturally large? For example, I heard a rumor that Peter North drinks two gallons of milk per day, and that makes his loads extra big.

JEREMY STEELE: My loads are naturally large. I think having an unusually strong sex drive is one factor. Another is preserving the sperm and control.. allowing orgasms to build but not releasing them. I don't follow any regimen to make my sperm bigger, but I do my best to adhere to an excellent diet, overall. I think Peter North is gifted with some sort of defect. It's a sad, greedy capitalistic shame, that it's called "The Money Shot", because for the guys, themselves, who are producing it, there's no money in it.

Q: Do you know any porn girls who genuinely like having their faces glazed with sperm? Can you name them?

JEREMY STEELE: Not that I know or can think of. Even girls who say they love it may just be saying it, for theatrics. I recall Misty Rain in her first D.P. in "Blue Dahlia" was quite impressed, and Jordan McKnight, in Pick Up Lines 14, seemed quite blissfully traumatized by the big load I shot on her face.

Q: Have you ever taken Viagra? Now obviously I'm not saying you can't get it up. It just seems to make sense to me that if you are a sexual athlete, taking a Viagra is going to make you a sexual superstar.

JEREMY STEELE: I neither need nor desire to ever take Viagra. I never have and the day I do, I will consider that it's time for me to move on to other aspects of life. I've read the labels and don't recommend it. It's killed a few old men, albeit, perhaps with smiles on their haggard faces.

Q: Do you get a chance to work with many Asian babes? Are they an extra turn-on for you?

JEREMY STEELE: Some are a hot turn on: fresh, submissive, tight. Others are more like dead lays. It depends.

Q: I was reading the Luke F-rd website one day and Kid Vegas (a porn videomaker) wrote how he saw you in an L.A. office building jerking off for a live webcast and talking dirty for a gay website. He called you a fag and put you down for doing solo gay work. But what's wrong with that? You pointed out how there's a double standard for girls and guys when it comes to bisexuality. Any thoughts?

JEREMY STEELE: Kid Vegas is the prime example of why there should be no "Worst Porn Movie Of The Year" Awards. Can you imagine if the Oscars, along with everyone else, also had a Worst Movie Of The Year Category?? You would get buffoons with no talent, who's only way of getting recognition is causing disruption, attacking others, slinging s--- and other stupid monkey antics. It takes away from those who merit attention, and can cause alot of unnecessary grief, time and energy. A person with even just a modicum of talent takes up not too much time, usually, but a moron who sneaks upon the stage through a back door, will take up alot of time, because it is their only purpose in their idiotic lives. Kid Vegas and I were, briefly, friends. He even had me as his bodyguard, a couple of instances. He befriends people he believes to be stupid, vulnerable or weak, and, in the end, turns around and uses what he gained by proximity to try and make them look as low as he is... The truth is he's weak himself, both mentally and physically. He's been beat up at least a couple of times.. He has others looking to kick his ass. He hides behind his bodyguard. He brags about big parties he has which totally suck. I don't care what he says.. He just better not get rid of that busy bodyguard of his, because he's gonna continue to need it. Yes, like I said, there is a double standard about bisexuality, when it comes to men and women. I, personally don't have any conscious proclivity towards men. But it's the rigid, uptight, judgmental level that straight guys are at which bugs me.. Straight men, in general, are so uptight about what they might be or become that they don't even know what they are, even when it turns out that they're straight, anyway.

Q: Peter North made some gay videos, and Tom Byron sucked off a T.V. in a video. John Holmes did some gay stuff. What's the big deal if a guy gets sucked off by another male or puts a dick in his mouth? Does that make you less of a man?

JEREMY STEELE: Whatever you want to do, as long it's consensual, go for it. I have no problem with all the gay men in the world, as long as they don't tread on me. First of all, the more gay men there are, the more frustrated and available women in waiting it leaves me! Think about it. Secondly, I've had some good gay friends.. Girls know what it's like to get favors and help from guys becuase they find you attractive. And the way many gays dress and look, hetero's should be grateful that they are going after other men rather than women. If it wasn't for their attraction to me, and not just on a physical level, I wouldn't have had so much help in so many ways, that I've had. It's nice to be appreciated, no matter who the f--- it is.. Although of course, for me, I much would prefer it from women.

Q: Favorite chicks to do it with on video?

JEREMY STEELE: I'd say This girl who I worked with in Wave/Vivid Video "The Audition", or about half of the 8 girls I f---ed in "Here Comes Elska", or maybe that 18 year old I did for someone who still has it in his basement, I think.

Q: Who are some genuinely nice people working in porn?

JEREMY STEELE: There's lot's of geniunely nice people. Guy Desilva is a nice guy. Charlene Aspen is a sweetheart. James DiGiorgio, who said on l-keford live the other day that my music was great, even though I was singing while sick and didn't realize how badly nasal I sounded live.

Q: Are there any bastards working in porn who you'd like to call bastards in print?

JEREMY STEELE: LOL.. Don't get me started here. LOL Here Ye Here Ye.. Oh Nevermind.. The list is too long. Maybe some other time. Not that I'm trying to be politically correct.. I've already talked too much as it is, and want to try to keep things positive.

Q: Do you lust after any of the chicks in the industry? Which ones?

JEREMY STEELE: I've seen alot of hot chicks in this business. Lust comes and goes like farts after a hot dog. I can't think of any in particular. I'm more attracted to alot of women outside the business, because I'm also interested in reality.

Q: What's the most scenes in a row you've done?

JEREMY STEELE: In one day? Two... Many times. No biggie.

Q: You used to work in a corporate atmosphere. What kind of company was it?

JEREMY STEELE: Telemarketing.. biggest boiler room in America. That was the insanity the propelled me into porno, where the grass looked much greener, and where I could choose the lesser of two evils.

Q: Have you ever finished a porn shoot and felt horny and energized from the sex, and went out on a personal f---ing binge?

JEREMY STEELE: For me, Porno scenes usually take alot out of me..( I shoot a big load, which I save up for the so-called "money shot")... especially, when I have to wack off, which, for some reason, is the standard in the business, it takes alot out of me.. I'm better to cum from pulling out, otherwise, I need to block out the fact that a bunch of guys are standing around watching me jerk off. But, I've f---ed a girl or two on the side afterwards.

Q: Care to shamelessly plug your singing, songwriting, and guitar playing abilities?

JEREMY STEELE: Ok. But, actually, most of my stuff at www.mp3.com/jeremysteele is far from anything I'd brag about, as it is.. It's mostly done onto a little recorder at home, or live, jamming. I think "If I Would Die Tonight (I'd Fly)" is awesome, regarding vocals and feel and sound, but these all rough drafts, I'm using to get some feedback from specific people, and to keep a file for my own reference. I will keep you posted because, I'm constantly putting songs up and, pretty soon, I'll be recording in a studio.

Flashman Reeling

Flashman left these messages on my answering service. He sounded more upset and distressed than I have ever heard him. Flash sounds like he's had years of therapy and skillfully processes his pain.

Unfortunately, Live365.com's servers are down, so I do not know a way to take mp3 audio files of anything right now. Any suggestions?

First call (Thursday evening): "Yeah Luke, I know you didn't want it this way, but guess what? I've lost just a ton of accounts. All kinds of girls are calling me. And they're saying, 'Are you a pimp?' It's horrible, man. You know, I just wanted this good publicity. To tell everybody truthfully that we have a lot of things available including "Date A Pornstar." I'm getting clobbered. I feel horrible. And I'm telling the girls, 'Look, everything I say is good about you. And it is terrific that Sky and Alisha Klass and Traci Lords are in the mainstream.

"I'll be honest with you, Luke. I want to keep in touch with you with all the gossip but I am getting scared now. What happened with Lauren Montgomery yesterday. People that know her are calling me and some of them were calling me yesterday, 'I want you to be my PR man. I love you Flashman.' They are now calling me and saying, 'Bury my phone number and pretend like you don't know me. I saw Luke F-rd.'

"It shouldn't be that way and it worries me. And I'm a little scared about this.

"I had too much business three days ago. So I don't want to thank you for killing my business. I guess I won't have as much work to do in the next couple of weeks. I'm getting some very disturbing calls. People are saying, 'I saw Luke F-rd. Don't ever call me again Flash. Ignore our contracts. Cancel them.'"

Next call: "Let it be known that I applaud Sky and Alisha Klass and Traci Lords and everybody involved with Hustler Hollywood tonight. I'm so disturbed. For some reasons, the messages I gave you on your web site backfired in the minds of these people. They are so wrong. Luke, I am going to level with you. Girls are calling me and going, 'According to Luke F-rd, you must be a pimp.'

"I have never lost more contracts than the last three days. I'm a Jewish hustler and I will be on that phone. And I will make this wrong a right. And I will wind up with more business by Monday morning than I had before this happened. But Luke, I am telling you straight up that I've got girls who were calling me and begging me for business that are now hanging up on me. And I'm saying 'What's wrong?' And they say, 'I read Luke F-rd.' And I say, 'So? I spoke the truth. We do a lot of different projects and I always say good things about everybody.' And they go, 'Well Flash, after what I saw on Luke F-rd the past couple of days, I think I am going to look for another PR man.'

"Luke, it is not your fault. You printed exactly what I said. I stand by it. But for some reason, I got clobbered. Sky doesn't want to do business with me now. And I was as nice as I could. She's very upset that I said what hotel she was at. Oh my God, do I have to watch every little thing that I say? Because I said what hotel she's in, she cancelled my contract."

Next call: "Luke, everything gets worse and worse for poor Flashman. Sky called and said she was very angry with me. I apologized to her. Evidently she had a couple of people see Luke F-rd and bothered her at the hotel.

"I had her booked for Howard Stern. I had her booked for $425 per show to dance topless only at the top gentleman's club. I had her booked for HBO to do a shock video. She got the idea...that I might wind up being her pimp and that's nonsense. We're also going to be sending Sky roundtrip paid fare to the Cannes Film Festival May 9th. And I hate to lose Sky because I think she's beautiful, I think she's going to be a great actress and I think I can book her for Playboy softcore videos... But now it looks very bad.

"This afternoon Sky called me and said, 'Flash, you are a great PR man, get to work. Get me some really good legitimate movie jobs and I will adore you.' Two hours later she said, 'I saw Luke F-rd and I think you're a worm and I'm angry at what you're doing. And you keep your mouth shut on this gossip.'

"Luke, the next time I call you, I'm going to double source it..."

Next call: "I want to apologize to Sky. I am not a pimp. Luke, it shows how many people even in New York check your site. Three people bothered her with phone calls and in the lobby.

"I went to Northwestern University and graduate school at the University of Arizona. I know that the spelling of Gianna Versace. What happens is that when I call in and give the verbal message, you write it up. [Luke made the misspelling.]

"I am not the Flash who hung with Melrose Larry Green. I have never used cocaine. I am not connected with any of that Sunset Strip rubbish.

"My Beverly Hills attorney told me to read you this: Date A Porn Star around the United States is the opportunity for fans to have lunch and meet the girl of their dreams in the adult business. No sexual activity shall take place in the one hour event.

"Date A Porn Star is just one of about 30 things that we do. We send dancers to Japan...

"I've never inhaled in my life. Hee, hee, hee. I do drink too many Budweisers and thank God I haven't put on any weight because of that."

Jr Wolfe (JRWOLFESTR@aol.com) from the Rocky Mountain Oyster in Denver, Colorado writes: Hey luke...I'm still trying to figure out how good of a publicist Flashman is. he's been promising me an interview with Mirage since the adult expo in January. Problem is,he always calls on Sundays when he knows my office is closed. Go figure. I like the guy,just can't understand why he can't call during regular business hours. he knows what they are. Anyone else having this problem. By the way the Oyster will be celebrating its 25th Anniversary this October! Not bad for an adult publication.

Luke says: Congratulations to the Oyster!

JRW replies: 25yrs..the Rocky Mountain Oyster in business covering the adult industry...and NOT a member of the XRCO...and always asked to buy a ticket to cover the AVN Awards Show....go figure

Yahoo Stops Selling Porno

SANTA CLARA, Calif. -- (AP) Leading Internet portal Yahoo! Inc. will remove pornographic products from its shopping, auctions and classifieds Web pages. The move is in response to concerns voiced by its customers following the company�s expansion of its online offerings of pornographic videos this week, said Jeff Mallett, president and chief operating officer, in a statement Friday.

Luke says: Why don't people protest Yahoo listing the best bestiality sites?

AlienX@SinCityFilms.com writes on Netpond: I been working on that adult video section for 2 months withi Yahoo. 1304 Adult video titles were just put in Yahoo. My team and myself spent months Bulding the database. Thats every single adult video/DVD we ever made at Sin City. We were staged to obtain the first adult merchant account, our store was virtually set up. We were going to sell directly through Yahoo, using Yahoo Merchant accounts through there bank. It was all set, we were supposed to fully launch all our work over the weekend. The Yahoo staff we worked with were very kool, very nice people to. There were no indicator's that this going to happen. I am beyond f---en pissed right now. Months of planning just got shot to complete f---en peices...

Alien writes Luke: Yahoo shot down the entire adult area of shop.yahoo.com. Sin City has been working literally months building a database and interfacing with Yahoo to build the first Yahoo merchant account based adult video store. We were staged to sell every single adult video and DVD we ever made. Matt Taylors Toys were ready to go as well. The expenses building this juggernaut easily go over $25,000... Labor, research... Box Covers.

This is the quake that started happening at the beginning of the week. Our titles were already selling like hot cakes through GameLink and Adult DVD Empire and several others. We covered every category, every actor and every actress in every single video. On the stage launch there was no place in Shop.Yahoo where a search result for an adult title did not yeild at least 10 Sin City titles. Game set and match and a little mainstream heat killed the entire operation. Everyone in the adult video business had there pants down in this aspect of yahoo, as far as I know we were the only ones going at it with heated deadlines.

I would say there is a lesson to be learned about this but I am to upset about it all to really express any sorta feeling. I thought a nice calm rational letter to you might help. Months of planning, Months of work, Months of research befallen at the blink of Corporate America's eye... People of Sin City, Matt Taylor, Michael Raven, Alex Ladd, Mark Snyder and everyone that does work with us in our studio's, distribution centers and so forth. I am terribly sorry. I am very upset to see months of hard work waisted, and those that have trusted to me to bring Sin City to a new level in online commerce has failed.

Mutt writes on Netpond: The stigma of porn still remains and for all of us in Net porn and the production, distribution and retailing of video porn that's a good thing because we are left alone to make money. The mainstreaming of porn is MY and YOUR enemy. Porn already is mainstream, it's in everybody's houses, they just don't tell anybody. If the day comes when corporate America enters porn it's game over for the little pornographer. They have the money and the power to do it. I don't like it when I see my cable company and the dish companies offering triple X product.

In Sudden Reversal, J.R. Carrington Returns To The Biz

BodyMiracle.com writes on BigDoggie.net: Just in: JR back in our fold & available in the Bay Area this weekend! She'll soon have new videos, and will tour exclusively for us in San Francisco, New York, Washington, D.C., Philly, Honolulu and more cities to be announced soon.

Fonstock writes: ROFLMAO !!!!! Wonder how much she got in seperation/divorce settlement?????? Wow!!! Did he ever get sexed!!!!

Jack77 writes on BigDoggie.net: Any guy who marries a porn star without a prenup deserves to lose every dime.

BodyMiracle.com replies: We made an announcement about a business decision JR made. Why is it important for individuals to make sarcastic comments about her PERSONAL life? Ask yourself if YOU would like strangers speculating about you and personal matters that were really none of their business in a public forum.

BTW, all of the speculation is completely wrong. Why not just accept this as new information as to JR's availability, that's all it is intended to be. Let's keep ALL of our personal lives, just that. PERSONAL. Anyone think that's a bad idea? Bottom line: JR quit then returned. For now. Who cares about the rest?

Tonyrocc writes on BigDoggie.net: Siobhan Hunter did [escort] about 15yrs ago, she used to work for the infamaous Mayflower Madam. I saw her when a guy named Marc Stevns used to set up prvate Video shoots with porn stars. I did one with her, it was great but I lost the tape.

Alisha Klass's Cameo In Center Of The World

I attended a screening of Wayne Wang's new movie "Center of the World" about a young millionaire who hires a stripper for the weekend to accompany him to Las Vegas.

Slow moving and artsy rather than quick and entertaining, Center of the World takes its name from a woman's vagina. I liked the film far more than I expected. It was quirky and idiosyncratic portrayal of a sex world revolving around power and money and dysfunction.

DarkHorizon.com says: These two print ads for Artisan's upcoming erotic thriller were rejected by most major daily US newspapers such as the LA Times & NY Times "for being too sexually charged or inferring acts of sex". They are however fine for us to publish so perv away and break out the tissues. The film opens April 20th in LA, SF & NY - nationwide on May 4th. Check the official site for specific details.

XXX writes: At last year's Grammy parties, Alisha Klass and Howard Stern had something going.

Luke, ask around. What part will porn players play in Howard Stern's next film? What releases have all involved signed? Interesting releases? What's the fine print? Here's a heads up. Paul Fishbein's involved. Why is Paul involved? What's his role? Public or private?..hmm? ;-) Paul and Stern go way way back....the beginnings.

Alisha Klass says that her ex-boyfriend Adam Glasser, formerly Seymore Butts, drove by her apartment Wednesday with McKayla Mathews and shouted insults at her. Alisha says the police are taking care of the problem. Seymore disagrees below.

Luke to Alisha: "What is your role in the film Center of the World?"

Alisha: "I have a cameo appearance. I do one of my feature performances, my schoolgirl act. I bring my lolipops on stage like I do when I feature, and do a little lolipop dip-in at the end of the sequence..."

Luke: "Where you dip it?"

Alisha: "Pussy, Luke."

Luke: "I bet that's a big hit."

Alisha: "I hear it's a big hit. Artisan's pretty happy with it. I consulted on the film as well with [director] Wayne Wang. I consulted on how it would be if you would go to Las Vegas and somebody would hire a girl for a certain amount of money... And things that would transpire in a nice normal way, not in the way that most people would think."

Luke: "So what you are you doing these days?"

Alisha: "So much. My name is throughout the tabloids right now. I just picked up a couple more. I'm in The Star and The Globe. I am not feeding information but it is funny. It's good publicity.

"I've been going to film school. I just completed my first directing class and screenwriting class at UCLA. I'm just about to start a fiction writing class so that I can learn the proper elements to writing. Probably erotic stories I will be writing. Because I've been writing for Club Confidential for two years. I write my column "Assk Alisha." I write it all. I don't like people writing my things. I have a way of putting things in a different, sweet, but hardcore way. They don't change a word of my writing. I write "Anal Tip of the Month," "Anal Try of the Month," as well as the story that goes with my layout.

"I've been getting this fashion show together for Artisan. We had our fitting last night. The girls include Tera Patrick, Bridgett Kerkove, so you have the last three Best New Starlets [according to AVN], Renee LaRue, and Dascha and Cassidy from Vivid. It's more of a fashion performance rather than a fashion show. And there will be some girl-girl interaction in a sweet way.

"We will be modeling Lisa Klein, she has a store at 136 N. Robertson. And also Hipster G, underwear and G-strings. Then Mack will do body painting from our tummies up, so we will be topless.

"I'm excited. I have so much attention right now it's great to bring other girls in and let them get the proper publicity they deserve. It's a great opportunity where mainstream is mixing with adult for once, and it's like an ok thing. It's not a weird thing.

"I'm shooting and directing segments for Real Rock Television (in New England, in association with WAAF and DJ Mistress Carie). I do different segments on my life. I've been a part of Mistress Carie's radio show for three years now.

"I've been shooting a documentary of my life for the past two months. I just cut that to a final 72 minutes. It's called "Full of Klass." People are loving it. I'm going to use that to pitch my own television show which I will produce, host and write.

"I'm not going to take any more hosting positions unless I am also writing and producing. I have my show on Playboy TV now. I just did my sixth show. It's called "Inside Adult With Alisha Klass." It's a live show all about the world of porn. My last guest was Tera Patrick. It was exciting. We got wild. That was my most sexual show. She's never ate a girl's pussy. I devirginized her on my show. We exchanged in that way.

"I've had Ron Jeremy, Dee, and Inari Vachs and Brittany Andrews, Nicole Sheridan and her husband Voodoo. I think we're going to start involving music groups and different things within my show.

"I'm traveling. I'm doing signings. I'm featuring here and there. I'm going to the Adult Expo in Vancouver this weekend. I understand that Ginger Lynn and Jill Kelly will be there. Then I will go to New York. I will go on Howard Stern Friday. Then there are two other shows I'm doing there.

"Then I come back and go to Denver for a store signing for two days. Then I come home... Every week for three months now I've been traveling. So I'm a little sick right now."

Luke: "I couldn't believe the stuff I read on GeneRossExtreme.com about four months. That interview you gave about Seymore Butts."

Alisha: "He [Seymore Butts] decided yesterday that it was ok for himself and McKayla Mathews to drive by my place. I live nine stories up. I was cleaning my window outside. And he drove by and yelled out, 'Hey bitch.' He did his evil laugh. We're letting the authorities handle that right now.

"You think they would have something better to do with their time. But it's ok. The police are handling it right now. It was a dumb move. I don't know what the point was. It's creepy."

AVN's Ashley Kennedy asks about the "squatamole."

Alisha: "Where did you hear about the squatamole?"

Ashley: "I heard you should never eat at Alisha's."

Alisha: "That's a crazy photo shoot I did where I decided to make squatamole and I put all the ingredients inside my orifices before I chopped them up."

Luke: "Who did the photo shoot?"

Alisha: "We're not going to give him credit. Some magazine. But I don't get credit or a dime for it so why should I give somebody credit?

"Luke, you understand. You're a nicer guy than I thought. That's why I always called Gene because I didn't know you were nice like you are. And Tod Hunter, his feelings are hurt because I haven't called him. Well, if I call one person... I'm not going to tell everybody the same story."

Luke: "Right. Just call one of us. Call Gene or call Tod."

Alisha: "Or call you.

"What else is going on in my life? I'm just really excited. I'm starting my own company. I'm meeting with attorneys in two weeks to set things up. It's going to be a production company. But I am not making adult films. I'm writing my first book. Called 'Top Klass.' It's not my autobiography. I'm going to wait for that. It's just a very special book for my fans."

Luke: "What's it like going on Howard Stern?"

Alisha: "It's exciting. E! came to my home. I had to get up really early to look good. Howard was Howard. He said that if I didn't talk about Bruce Willis, he was going to hang up on me. I think I played a great game of conversational striptease with him."

Luke: "I thought Bruce Willis was gay?"

Alisha: "Bruce Willis is not gay. I've heard the story before. He was good at the anal thing so you never know, right? I can't speak personally for all his life. All I know is that he said, 'Alisha Klass, you rock my world,' everytime afterwards. Kinda like, no pussy, just ass. You never know a man's personal life."

I meet Lisa Newlan, a blonde actress friend of Alisha's who appears nude in a quick internet porn site shower scene in the film.

Lisa: "I've been acting professionally for a year. I've done commercials and extra work. I don't dance or do adult films. I haven't crossed over yet."

Alisha: "Luke, she's not a porn star. Don't harass my best friend. She plays the character Zipper Girl on WAF, New England's number one rock station. She's in my documentary.

"We're on the show almost every night of the week. We called in on our way here to talk about the film. Lisa's on the Center-of-the-world.com web site. She's in the voyeur room. She's putting body makeup on one of the other dancers while I am undressing.

"And she's in my documentary. She tells me about this dream she had about me."

Luke: "Are you guys lovers?"

Lisa: "Never."

Alisha: "I don't do that in my personal life. We're not freaks all the time, Luke. I like to be freaky with my men, not women. Did I enjoy girls in my films? Yeah. But in my personal life, I don't go there."

Seymore Butts replies: luke, time to get a few things straight. alisha is obviously upset with a recent interview i gave. i can only guess as to which of the items bothered her most...

while a hooker in las vegas she didn't use condoms with her regulars.

she had a 1 night stand with jackie martling(of howard stern)and thought hard about using the encounter as leverage for a semi-regular role on the show-jackie was and still is married.

she is referred to as "the sex toy" around bruce willis' production office. bruce's partner,arnold, thinks bruce's affair with alisha is a big mistake and has been a source of contention between them.

alisha f---ed emilio esteves in order to get the "marilyn chambers" role in x-rated-the mitchell brothers story.

now, as for the police, i have not been contacted by anyone regarding this alleged drive-by. she lives in ...one of the most secure buildings in l.a. and on the 9th floor,no less. i yelled insults nine floors up or did she just happen to be standing outside the builing when i "yelled"? this must be what the police are trying to figure out as well. if you or your readers have anymore questions on this or any other subject, i will be conducting a live chat tonight at 8p.m. pst. @ www.teamtushy.com.

always and forever, seymore butts

p.s. the movie "center of the world" absolutely sucks and alisha only appears for 90 seconds. paying for this in a theatre would be a complete waste of money IMHO !

p.s.s. "f---ing stars doesn't make you a star, just a starf---er"

XXX Porner writes: Is it better to be a pimp or a prostitute? At least when you're a prostitute, you're making money off of yourself. Seymore's a pimp. Instead of making money selling other girl's asses, maybe he should go out and sell his own ass. Adam brought Alisha and Shane into porn. Because they loved Adam. At least prostitution is honest.

Laura writes: Just why does Alisha Klass feel women being with other women sexually is "freaky" in real life but OK for her to do on film? I fail to see the difference since it is still having sex with women even if it is only on film. She seems like a real weirdo and a hypocrite. Considering the truly freaky things she does in shoving stuff up her ass, she isn't in a position to pass judgement on lesbians as freaks.

I talked to Jason Sechrest, the cute boyish actor who works as a porn publicist. He wrote for Danni.com under the name "Gypsy Knights" because owner Danni Ashe wants to give the illusion that the company and web site is operated by women.

Jason says that Danni is actively involved in the site and oversees all its content. Her husband, former president of Landmark Films, serves as company CEO.

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Klass has a cameo role in the new Wayne Wang movie Center of the World.

Here's a press release on the movie:

NEW YORK, NY - Warning. Sex. Come Closer. Enter. Want Me To Dance? Artisan Entertainment, who with The Blair Witch Project and Requiem For A Dream revolutionized the use of the Internet to support new movie releases, launches its most daring and erotic initiative to date with the first interactive movie website inspired by the upcoming film Center of the World. Hitting theatres April 20, Center of the World is the raw and candid story of a straightforward sexual arrangement between a stripper and young entrepreneur that disintegrates into emotional chaos. The film explores what happens when our fantasies of pleasure, power and love collide with the messy, unpredictable reality of human feelings. Propelling the user into the steamy world of strip clubs, www.center-of-the-world.com explores those same emotions by allowing visitors to slowly become intimate with the notorious adult actress Alisha Klass, including an ingeniously savvy "intelligence scripting" chat function that makes users believe they are really communicating with Klass. The seductive website - built by renowned site-developer Hi Res, the creators of the Requiem for a Dream and Soul Bath websites - includes an original script and new content shot by Center of the World director Wayne Wang (Joy Luck Club, Smoke) exclusively for the site.

With the same voyeuristic tension of the film, center-of-the-world.com thrusts the user into an erotic exchange with a stripper where fantasies can be fulfilled if you are willing to participate! It is a revolutionary achievement for a movie inspired web site -- and an incredibly intriguing and racy piece of web art. Through security and web cam angles the site truly takes one deeper and deeper into the inner workings of a virtual strip club from pole dancing and lap dances to the behind-the-scenes in the dressing room -- where the experience intensifies.

Adding to the site's intrigue is the Intelligence Scripting chat function that the user encounters in the "Back Room". The chat is created so cleverly that users are made to feel as if Alisha is responding to them as they are presented with a view of her via webcam and message board. It is in this secret behind-the-scenes look at the strip club where Alisha shares an experience from her day that haunts her yet leaves her sexually charged. She welcomes communication via the message board to help release her tension. This is when the user is able to "chat" with Alisha and she invites the use of imagination to provide her words of encouragement. "Speak" intimately with Alisha and she will reward the users through an act of intimacy. Those who really turn Alisha on will actually receive an automated response and seductive autograph photos of her via email. But if users appear to be unwilling participants, they may find themselves virtually turned down. "Artisan is known for its groundbreaking websites and this one is no exception," said Amorette Jones, EVP of Worldwide Marketing, Artisan Pictures. "We have carefully crafted a tasteful website that embodies the feeling of this evocative film and we hope that visitors enjoy the intricacies of the site as they discover them."

MOVIE SYNOPSIS The latest motion picture achievement by acclaimed director Wayne Wang and shot entirely on digital film, Center of the World stars two of Hollywood's hot upcoming actors --Molly Parker (Florence) as a drummer in a rock band who works as a stripper to pay the bills, and Peter Sarsgaard (Richard) as a twentysomething, brilliant computer engineer in an all-consuming pursuit of IPO glory. When Richard and Florence meet at a local coffee shop, there is an immediate attraction that grows even stronger when Richard receives a steamy lap dance from Florence at her strip club. When Richard offers Florence $10,000 to accompany him to Las Vegas for the weekend she agrees under the following conditions: no kissing on the mouth, no talk of feelings, no penetration, her own room, and predetermined hours. In Las Vegas, Florence and Richard enter a world in which the artificial and the real blend in ways that are exciting, dangerous and profound. One by one, Florence's rules are broken as human feelings are engaged and a connection is made. But in the end, the very desires - sex, money, power, and control - that have brought Richard and Florence together will keep them apart.

Sky New Playboy Centerfold

Flashman says: "Sky just called me from New York City. In nine days, the June Playboy comes out. There's a six page spread and she's the centerfold. One of the first times ever that an X-rated porn star has made the centerfold of Playboy magazine. She's also doing a softdrink [Sobe] commercial.

"Her web site is MileSkyClub.com."

"Ex-porn star Celeste called me. She wants everyone to come to 7969 Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood after 8PM. Hustler Hollywood is doing a female porn star revue each week. Celeste will feature Thursday night."

Dave@TalkingBlue.com writes: I have a call into the Flashman about this "Celeste" event. Celeste came to us a few years back and was leaving the business and was moving up north to have a new life with her child and new husband. She donated her whole fan club to us to help raise funds for the TV series, (Talking Blue TV) even her AVN Awards that are here at the office. I would be, as well as everyone else that knows her, shocked that she would make a comeback appearance without telling her friends first, and not Flashman. She never contacted us about this and we are in the works of making a fan appreciation site for her, that would hopefully make some money to give to her child when he gets older. I would contact Tori Welles or her ex-husband/director, Paul Norman. They would know better if Celeste is coming back...hell, even Vivid would know better.

Sky left this message on Luke's answer machine Thursday night: "Hello Luke F-rd, this is Sky. Sorry I haven't spoken to you in a while. I was just informed that this guy by the name of Flash had posted yesterday on your web site that he is a pimp. And I was also informed today that he said he had spoken to me and he had told the whole world where I am staying. Now I can't believe that you put that on there, first of all. Second of all, everyone knowing where I'm staying is not very safe. Third off, I do not have any affiliation with this guy in any type of way or form.

"I do not condone him speaking of me in any type of way at all. He called me yesterday. He had gotten my number from I don't know who, somebody in the industry. And I said, 'I'm sorry. I was trying to find a publicist for mainstream work.' I had nothing else to discuss with him. And the fact that he has put my name on your web site and affiliated myself with him extremely extremely extremely pisses me off. And I did leave him a message because I do have his voicemail. And I said that I did not appreciate that at all and he needs to fix it immediately. And the fact that he is even affiliating himself with me on your website... I'm getting a lot of phone calls and a lot of heat for something that I had nothing to do with. If somebody wants to be a name dropper and use my name like this, it's really pathetic.

"So, other than that, I am doing really well. I am coming out in the June issue of Playboy and I can't have anybody like this lowlife trying to affiliate himself with me so that I get in trouble with them."

Sky's the official poster girl for Sobe drinks. "I just shot two one-page ads for Maxim magazine for Sobe.

"I'm making excellent money. Mainstream pays a lot better. In May I have a lot of meetings with agents. I'll be going on Howard Stern. Maybe you should go with me? I could bring one of my friends but they are a bunch of dummies."

Luke: "You've made it big. It's unusual of Playboy to use a porn girl?"

Sky: "It's extremely unusual. There's a story going along with my pictures. I got six pages in the center and the story that they're doing along with it talks about sexual fantasies. They are using me as their sex goddess example. So, I'm flattered.

"I'm stoked. After you do Playboy, you can usually do a lot of other stuff."

Sky said Thursday night that Flashman had called her several times to apologize.

Shanefan writes: Hey Luke- I meant to write as soon as I saw that story about Sky being a Playboy centerfold. She's not. She IS the main star in a story that Playboy is doing about "gonzo porn," and the story is centered around the video "Sky's Day Off" that was recently released by the fine folks at "Shanes World." I for one am THRILLED for Sky and am more thrilled for "Shanes World" who consistently put out GREAT videos that fly below the radar. "Sky's Day Off" was my personal favorite video of last year and is in my Top 3 of ALL TIME. Yet, I never hear anyone talk about it. The video itself kick ass-blending special effects with the extra special effect of Sky being SKY and daytripping around San Francisco. Sky is up to Shane-like tricks as she meets and molests guys from the street. It's fun stuff and makes for an entertaining adult film. Samantha Stylle also does a KILLER scene and Sky performs with Nacho as well. You can't beat the vid for content. I'm happy Sky is back where she belongs in the world of Gonzo and AWAY from Vivid where she couldn't be herself. Now that she's "back," Playboy has noticed while AVN, XRCO and every other adult film awards show IGNORES "Sky's Day Off" and "Shanes World" in general. I hope to see Sky and Shanes World get the last laugh as Playboy shoves them into the mainstream limelight. Then maybe the adult video world will pay attention.

As for this Flashman guy, it seems he just wants to name drop and call porn stars on the phone. He probably waits until he has friends over to call too so they think he's cool.....if he even has friends.

MikeSouth.com writes: I heard that rumor too about Sky being a centerfold and even though my source was credible. I dismissed it because Playboy doesnt even shoot strippers for a centerfold. Now dont get me wrong I think Sky is way hot but if she is next months Playmate then Playboy has done a HUGE about face on the rules. We will see soon enough...any subscribers out there that can confirm this....you should already have the June issue.

As you know Luke I keep my ear to the ground and I generally tell it like it is. I have to say I have seen Flashman around the biz for many years (even back when he went by Flash Cadillac) and I have never heard anyone say anything bad about him. Sure he dresses like a circus character but thats part of his charm, besides porn is a f---ing circus. I have never met Lauren either but we have mutual friends one I am very close too and I am assured that Lauren is a class act and a very private person. I have met Flash on several occasions and he always comes across as a bit crazy but nice as hell...So I can safely say Lauren...if ya do biz with Flash just tell him the rules...I know enough about him to know he respects them.

XXX writes: Those that truly have money and the class and clout to go along with it don't have to name-drop every material posession that they have. Why do you waste your readers time with garbage from this Sunset Blvd. pimp. I think Lauren Montgomery and the other girls (12 of them to be exact) would be well advised to stay away from this loser before he gets them thrown in jail with his BIG mouth! Maybe he should fire his Beverly Hills lawyer for not telling him that pimping and pandering is illegal and 99% of the girls would rather not have it known that they participate in such an illegal activity. Interesting that Sky is going to be a Playmate and that she also knows Flashman. So is he her pimp? I am guessing that Flashman is black because there used to be one of those Hollywood-weirdo-Melrose-Larry-ish freaks running around Hollywood a few years back that used this same acronym and he also dressed outrageous, talked a lot, and definitely name dropped. Oh, and he was always high on Coke. Flashman, is it you from Mouse's place? [LF: No, that's not this Flashman.] Girls, imagine that you are working for someone lower than Melrose Larry? If you want to be common street whores then go walk Sunset Blvd., otherwise pull yourselves together, show a little dignity and run from this idiot as fast as you can.

Don Benn from SexFilesTV writes: Luke; It has come to my attention (via a few zillion phone messages from Flash himself) that my good buddy is enjoying (and trust me he is enjoying it) a bit of controversy as a result of two things: (a) your website and (b) his peah gadol (I was about to ask you to translate this phrase for the goyim but realize that any one who knows either Flash or Hebrew must know what it means).

I have known Flash for over four years. With the exception of Angela Summers and Sasha Gabor he has been the most influential individual in my professional career. His contacts with industry and mainstream performers as well as the movers and shakers (OK, strippers) has provided me with an invaluable source of information and an endless supply of talent.

Make no mistake about it - I don't have even the slightest friggin idea as to what he looks like without his sunglasses and/or hat (and have a standing reward for anyone who can get me a picture). On top of that I don't even know what his real name is (as he has always refused to accept payment for his services). Again - a standing reward exists for info leading to his real name. Hey, I don't even know where he lives (although the general consensus appears to be Santa Monica).

What I do know is that underneath the pimp/mummer/rodeo-clown wardrobe and beneath the ultra verbose bulls--- that flows from his mouth like water from Niagara is an industry professional (professional what I don't know) with a heart of gold who has always been there to lend me a helping hand (the one not holding the beer). I am currently putting the finishing touches on my first semi-true (only the facts have been changed) novel chronicling my life in the industry. Flash has been the only character that I've had to fictionalize -- because no one would ever believe the truth. In the meantime look for Flash (as well as Angela Summers and this humble scribe) in upcoming issues of ADULT STARS MAGAZINE.

Luke Gets Mail

Victor writes: Hi, I'm writing a column for http://www.grayhavenmagazine.com (which gets thousands of hits a day) and the subject is about the negative aspects of porn. I'd like to include some titles from Rob Black's Extreme Video, but can't find a source. Any way you can provide a link giving me some titles of his movies? Also, is there a genre name for the movies showing women who are slapped, insulted and spit on during sex? Also, any examples of these movies I can find on your site (descriptipn, not videos)?

Helpful writes: Racists rejoice! The Mr. Marcus message board is back on line!

Cassandra Lear Goes Mainstream

Arrow writes: Cassandra Lear (Stage Name: Cassie) was picked to be part of the new movie; "Oceans Eleven" with Brad Pitt which is currently being shot in various locations. Cassie played a big part in Arrow's Release "Come Under My Spell" where she was hypnotized prior to a DP shot. Ironically, the hypnotist asked her before placing her under hypnosis who her favorite, most sexy actor was and she replied, "Brad Pitt." Then as he hypnotized her, Rob Seven placed a hypnotic suggestion to make her believe that she was having sex with, guess who? Yes, Brad Pitt. Then, as luck would have it she's picked to be in a scene with Mr. Pitt in his new movie Oceans Eleven.

VCA Owner Russell Hampshire Illiterate?

XXX Porn Insider says: "Russell Hampshire is almost illiterate. He can barely write a complete sentence. I couldn't believe it when I saw his letter."

Luke says: I've talked to Russ many times and he's always struck me as a sharp guy. I've heard him read my column out loud so I know he can read. As for his literary output, well, he's no Bill Shakespeare.

What's Going On With Adult Video News?

Esad2001 writes: Dear Luke, The big news over at AVN is that good things are happening concerning Fishbein's newest baby "The Money Shot". That will be his big announcement in the near future.

Fishbein has secured a location for the Wrestling show he will be promoting that I mentioned many many months ago. (Hint: it isn't no high school gym!) Jim Cornette is deeply involved.

Fishbein was really pissed off about me leaking his NY weekend getaway with Steve Hirsch. Truth be told, Fishidiot has gotten a lot smarter about keeping his big mouth shut around the office. It makes information harder to get but it does make it more fun when things slip out!

By ignoring Gene Ross's existence Fishbein has successfully eliminated Gene as a player in this industry. Ross is nothing but a gopher for a company that will be out of business a year from now. Interviewing and reviewing his own companies' product is a far cry from being on the cutting edge of the adult business like he was over at AVN.

Fishbein's partner, Stuart Franks should be credited with forcing this strategy on Fishidiot, who would have engaged and defended every Ross post AVN action with his big ego and mouth. I am sure some of what Gene Ross had to say was true but you cannot assume that Fishbein's silence validates many of Gene Ross's other lies and scams. For once Fishidiot listened to good business advice from his lawyers and partner!

Word has it that the AVN/Extreme lawsuit is getting down to deposition time and the onetime future mayor of LA will have some serious explaining to do. This case will only settle with Rob Black and Gene Ross hanging next to each other on matching crucifixes. Luke, if you read AVN you will notice that Extreme simply does not exist anymore. I wonder if Rob Black has used the series I offered to him called "Rape Fantasies of The Attorney General"?

Who Is The Flashman?

Lauren Montgomery writes about the Flashman: Luke, OY VEY! My letter was just a personal observation and I was looking for the opinions of others. Perhaps I got a bit carried away and was a bit verbose myself. I really just wanted some people/companies to step up and vouch for Flashman and say that they do business with him and that he is on the "up and up". Perhaps I misjudged his character and he is just a sweet, however, long winded individual. If anyone would like to speak up on behalf of this gentleman, please email me at LMSTAR@aol.com

His response left me absolutely flabbergasted. All I can say is that I am certainly glad he isn't protecting military secrets for our government. Hell, I didn't even pull out the bamboo shoots for under his fingernails yet! : ) Must be that jewish guilt thing. I certainly did not mean to ruffle his feathers to such a degree. Flashman and I have since spoken over the phone and are sorting things out. I regret if I caused him any problems with any companies out there. It truly was not my intention. He appears to just be one of those crazy Hollywood characters who love to be in the middle of the whirlwind. And as it turns out, he has been doing some really great stuff for a good girl friend of mine in the business. I spoke with her yesterday.

You'll have to forgive my paranoia, but I really have never heard of this guy before. I am definitely not a Who's Who observer. If I know you and I like you cool. I don't care who you know or what you do. It's probably bad for business, but it is just the way I am. And frankly, with the Republicans in office, I am more nervous than ever. Remember, big brother is watching. Probably closer than we think.

So I want to wish a very Happy Passover to the jewish brethren out there and a Happy Easter to everyone else. I'll just go back to keeping my mouth shut. The lack of drama in my life suits me just fine. : )

Luke says: I got 14 messages on my voicemail from Flashman after Lauren's initial email yesterday. Flashman says he received 31 messages about Lauren's posting.

Here are some highlight's from Flashman's messages:

Lauren Montgomery's phone number was given to me by Phyllisha Anne who I booked for Bionca's movie Charlie's Devils. I spoke to Lauren. We met at the XRCO. I had some projects for her. She simply said, 'Flashman, I don't know you.' So I told her to call a few people up.

My feelings were hurt by her posting. I was saddened by the tone of her message, who is this guy? I'm just a nice guy with a heart of gold who just tries to get the girls as much business as they want.

My Beverly Hills lawyer just called me and read me that Lauren Montgomery dialogue. Why didn't Lauren just call Phyllisha Anne? Every other girl (12 of them) Phyllisha Anne referred me to, I am going to be booking at the new gentlemen's club in San Francisco or in New York City or for some film coming up. I'm booking some to dance in Japan or for an X-rated girl-girl film in Chatsworth...

I didn't look Lauren in the eye because I had on Johnny Versace prescription sunglasses.

Luke, I'm very depressed. I've got 80 girls now doing projects for me in the adult film world.

I called her up and tried to be nice and she hung up on me. It's disturbing.

You know Luke, if 75 people like me, and the 76th person walks up to me and says, 'You know what Flash? You talk too much and you've got a loose tongue and you dress outrageous and I don't like your style.' Why does that bother me so much?

I just wish that Lauren Montgomery had called me. I have a great job for her in New York City if she decides to take it.

I might have to go back to that Prozac.

I'm so disappointed with Lauren Montgomery that I've pulled out some chilled Mogen David wine and I'm going to mix it with St. John's Wort. This is the first time that something negative has been written about me and I feel like somebody broke into my home.

To satisfy Lauren Montgomery, I'd have to publish a list of all the girls going on "Date A Porn Star." But I'll never forget that one of the things that she said to me initially was, "If I do any gig for you, I don't want you reading my name off. I don't want the public to know what I am doing.'

I know some clubs back East that will pay $5-7,000 for 24 [strip] shows for known porn stars. Good looking girls and young girls are always at a premium, but big names are better. A Marilyn Chambers is better than a 19-year old gorgeous girl.

Luke, I dress up fancy and I walk into Caesars Palace and people say, 'Wow, you look just marvelous. Where did you get that mink coat? Love those Versace glasses.' But there's always one schmuck who's down on his luck and had a couple of drinks who says, 'I think you're a goddam Hollywood loser. Just a pimp. I think you're just trying to get attention.'

LT writes: Ok, Flashman, how about naming the 7 of 41 that turned you down? Mike South mentions Playboy not even shooting strippers for Playmates...hey, Mike, what about Donna D'Errico and Shae Marks? D'Errico is pretty much a known deal. I haven't confirmed Shae Marks, but many insist she stripped for a short time in New Orleans.

Advice And Analysis From Amalek

Chaim Amalek writes: Among the interesting articles in the Forward.com is one that analyzes the latest U.S. census figures and asks, somewhat cryptically, "Are they good for the jews?" Apparently the answer is no, they are not, for the rising tide of non-white immigration and the deficient white birth rates, especially among jews, leaves the latter an increasingly marginal presence in American society. Among the consequences of these declining numbers is that Juden are increasingly less able to hold on to the gains in congress attained during the Clinton/Denise Rich/Beth Dozorowitz years. Can a decline in Hollywood power be far behind?

Interestingly, the same Forward also covers the story of a defamation suit against the ADL in goyishe Denver that raises these very issues (if you read it carefully). And this explains why your hollywoodjewishfriend Robert ought to help you. The jews are in desperate need of new blood, you have it, and it is in his interest to see to it that you start impregnating some jewish women to increase our numbers. Should he fail, in the aggregate, the United States will become a far less welcoming place for his children and grandchildren.

Luke, your web site becomes more the platform for antisemitic and racist thought by the month. On the other hand, this is not all bad. As the following article demonstrates, racism is a pleasure that God above permits all of his children to enjoy, even the Chosen ones.

Luke says: The LATimes.com runs a story doubting the historicity of the Exodus.

Fred writes: Well, what do you actually believe, sir? Surely you never believed in a literal interpretation of the bible, did you? The idea of slavery in Egypt certainly is/was plausible. But if the bible contains a zillion things that are simply not believable (the story of the flood, creation in 7 days, etc.) why should you go on to believe the things that it says that might be plausible? Anyway, does this mean you're going back to being a 7th day adventist?

Or founding your own religion (e.g. the cult of Luke, having some of the most interesting sacraments, many of them involving 18 year old girls)?

I have the habit of assuming that others believe what I believe. I assume that most Jews (and most people in general) don't believe in the stuff about the flood, the creation, Lot's wife being turned into a piller of salt, etc.

Since it sounds plausible, I assume that most Jews sorta figured that their ancestors were slaves in Egypt, that they got across the Sinai desert somehow, and conquored Canaan. And most goyim likewise believe that much.

However, I suppose there is no real reason to believe the stuff about slavery.

If the 10 plagues ever existed, surely some historian would have made a note of it. There is no reason the Egyptians would have erased it entirely from their written history.

I guess I'm willing to be agnostic about whether my ancestors were, in fact, slaves in Egypt. But I'm not sure that the ability of 21st century archeologists to find relevant evidence is such that I would give "scholars" the last word. If more and more parts of the bible start "unravelling" as "fact", I wonder what that will do to Christianity over the next century?

I imagine the pool of "literalists" will probably remain constant, but for the rest of the goyim, the amount of stuff in the Bible that they are willing to accept will probably shrink. Perhaps main stream Christians will begin to start questioning the New Testament a little more than they have been. It would be interesting to know what the main stream Protestant demoninations will look like 10 decades from now.

On another note, it appears that the splitting of Alisha Klass and Seymoer Butts is not quite amicable. Mr. Butts alleges that Ms. Klass was a hooker in Vegas. Any idea whether that was true? Whose story do you believe in this little dispute? Alisha's story of Seymore hurling insults? Or Seymore's protestations of innocense?

Luke says: Alisha Klass admits that she did work as a prostitute in Las Vegas.

The Jews who most practice Judaism most believe in the literal truth of Jewish sacred text such as the Bible.

There are many ways to see the world. But the people whose primary way of viewing life is through the prism of the Torah, understood literally, will most likely dominate Jewish life. In Judaism, the rigorists win out.

My father was a Bible scholar, so I've known about this stuff since I was a kid. I understand the Torah as a moral document, not a historical one.

I'm a fideist. I believe in the truth of my own religion and I believe in the truth of secular science. And I live happily knowing that the two conflict. When secular science shows parts of my sacred tradition can not be accepted literally, I then understand those sacred texts as teaching on a moral and spiritual place, rather than a historical and scientific one.

But I know that this multiple approach, which is basically the approach of Conservative Judaism (CJ), is not the ingredient for the masses. CJ is a college professor's type of religion. It doesn't work well sociologically.

That's what I enjoy about turning Orthodox. Over the past nine months, I've run into so many people who believe in things I regard as ludicrous.

I don't think the unraveling of the Bible as fact will have much affect on either Judaism or Christianity. This battle was already fought over 100 years ago. And even as the evidence becomes increasingly overwhelming that the Bible is a post-Mosaic composite document that is not historically accurate, the religious fundamentalists, both Jewish and Christian, are winning more adherents than their liberal and more rational bretheren. As the new book Jew vs Jew puts it, the Orthodox are winning.