Monday, February 5th, 2001

Breeder Tires Of Gay PC

Breeder writes: Luke, If I have to put up with another DAMN gay guy thinking that just because he puts his penis in ANOTHER man that gives him the MONOPOLY on looking good, smelling good, dancing good, and having good taste in music, I SWEAR I WILL ABANDON MY LIBERAL IDEOLOGIES and run right out and join the Christian Coalition. Do you NOT realize that you are OUT of the closet because of liberal minded folks like me? WHY bite the hand that feeds you? ALL emotion aside, honestly, what possesses you, a gay male, whom I am SURE has faced some form of discrimination at one time or another in your life, to stoop to discrimination yourself? WHY FURTHER the stereotypes of straight men? I never thought there would be a day, when I, a male WASP would feel discriminated against! Perhaps I should call Dr. Pierce, purchase a pickup truck with a gun rack and start dating my sister?

I know some gay guys, and they DON'T smell good (is chronic halitosis a prerequisite to anal sex)? They dress like street urchins, BUT, they are NICE people. I couldn't care less where you put your penis or what you do with it, BUT, "GIRLFRIEND, You and your gay buddies AINT all that!" (two snaps in a circle).

Chaim, I feel your pain, I am right ALL the time too. It is tough, and NOBODY loves you for it. Like the gunfighter in the old westerns that ALL the gunslingers are aiming for. People LONG to prove you WRONG, but they cannot. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT!

PS On the upside, it makes my FANTASIES a lot more interesting, I just want to be slapped, and then PROVEN wrong. Ahhh, to be normal and to be wrong, WHAT a joy that would be!

Krista Leigh Info Sought

Groove writes: Luke, I'm a longtime reader and huge fan of your site. I visit it every day without fail, ever since when it was just a bunch of biographies of porn stars. I was wondering if you all could help me out ---My question is this: Krista Leigh has invited me to be a part of her "Fan-f---" series and I was trying to find some more biographical information on her, but the only stuff I can find is the recounting of Roy Karch's angry threats against her on l-keford.com. Does anybody have any more info on her? Thanks.

AlienX@SinCityFilms.com Rants

Alien writes: I had a small round with a webmaster over the weekend on NETPOND that mentioned your site. If you read it, I meant no offense what so ever. My remark was in the candor along the lines that your biographies on the various porners on your site are somewhat to a degree tabloid, and should not be taken as 100% true.

If you noticed, I have been on a rant about Password trading sites today. I suspect that many many of the large companies rely on password trader traffic to drive members, providing working passwords to password trading sites at times. In effect they are ultimatly funding Bestiality site webmasters and sponsoring unvarified age access to there membership sections through provided passwords. Password trading sites have been a real problem through out adult internet history and rather than combat the unlawful situation many have decided to sponsor them. Take note that the larger adult web companies are advocating self regulation and I am afraid that fighting password trader sites will not be on the agenda towards self regulation. Once again this demonstrates why government intervention will eventually become necessary...

Stephen Cohen Files To Dismiss His Lawsuit Against Luke F-rd

On January 26, through his attorney Robert S. Dorband, Stephen Michael Cohen filed to dismiss his lawsuit against Luke. That means I currently have no outstanding lawsuits against me. One lawsuit from a porn star I settled out of court. One suit against me by Laurie Holmes was dismissed by the court in a rare sweeping judgment. And now this. Hooray!

AnimalPassion.com Uses Stolen Content?

I've found to my chagrin that the adult web's bestiality sites generally lack integrity. And I'm sure this place a stiff obstacle to the honest surfer out there who does not want to wank himself to stolen content.

Serious charges have been raised, for instance, against AnimalPassion.com.

Hassholf writes on Netpond about AnimalPassion.com: My freind in amsterdam joined your site all your content is STOLEN from Book and Film International located out of the netherlands.. Did Hans Burger give you the content? Or did you steal it like everyone else out there trying to make a quick buck off this crap.. Btw I have contacted ibill and Book and Film International, From what ibill tells me, your site can be closed in a matter of minutes.. Rules in flordia regarding beast content has changed.. I would contact a lawyer ASAP.. Even if your in holland you can still be prosecuted.. Does Cave Creek Allow beast sites and stolen content to be let loose on there servers? This is a f---ing joke.. Im Calling Cavecreek now to get my free sites and servers of there network asap.. I know ibill is a reputable company if they knew how you were scamming customers your theiving asses would be gone, like the wind.. Next time you want to use my content join my site legally instead of stealing my content.. Expect a C & D lettter shortly

Luke says: Monday evening, I received this email:

Luke Hello, this is the real Hassholf. I had to write you to tell you the story is the opposite. These sites are using content produced and owned my animalpassion (Book and Film Int) Book and Film INT are the biggest beast content providers in the world 95% of the beast site out there are suing content stolen from Book and Film Inc. These are the bastards stealing and using there content for profit http://64.38.193.123/xhb/ http://www.xxx-passwordz.com/afffilm2.gif

There password guys named Skippy and Johan they operate out of holland. I have been in contact with Hans Burger, CEO of Book and Film Inc what i tell you is 100% Accurate.. Thanks

CyberSpice.com Reviews AVN Awards

Apparently in years past the show was a celebration of excess and rightfully so. But the Vegas vice cops have cracked down on the fun and left us with a hollow shell, a façade of decadence wrapped in a cloak of respectability, in other words, kind of a snoozefest.

AVN may have been unfairly constrained by local authorities' views on decency, but there are some things they could try to lively up the situation. An open bar would have been a good place to start. Another suggestion would be to have a better writer pen the presenter's remarks. Many of the jokes fell flatter than the girl who O.D.'d in the hallway.

As for the buffet, a wide assortment of domestic cheese and crackers is no substitute for the raw oysters and ecstasy that would surely have kicked the party up to a respectable level of debauchery. At least Teri Weigel had the decency to unleash her breasts on the flesh-starved crowd. Up until that moment most of the skin I saw was in the form of Al Goldstein's multiple chins.

Public Pressure Halts Adam & Eve Billboard Campaign

Adam & Eve write: Adam & Eve's series of tasteful yet eye-catching billboard ads touting adult erotica throughout the Atlanta area will be removed beginning today, Monday, Feb. 5, 2001.

Despite protests from Adam & Eve, the nation's largest mail order distributor of erotica, the billboards, which began appearing in early January and were to run through February, are being removed by the billboard company, Infinity Outdoor.

Due to complaints from the public, two senators' offices and the president of the Outdoor Advertising Association, Infinity Outdoor has decided not to renew the second month of a two-month agreement to run the billboard ads.

This controversial event is currently being covered by the Atlanta media, including NBC affiliate WXIA-TV, ABC affiliate WSB-TV and CBS affliliate WGCL-TV.

The ads feature the company's web site, adameve.com, alongside a beautiful woman and offer "adult toys and more" for "cheerfully consenting adults." Some of the billboard ads, which appear in four variations at nine locations, promise "satisfaction guaranteed."

AVN Served Suit On Extreme Associates

Esad writes: Avn formally served the deadbeats over at Extreme with a lawsuit on Friday. I wonder how much addtional revenue versus expense has occured within Extreme since taking AVN's #1 albatross away from Fishidiot?

Politics Of Social Responsibility

I read an excellent article in Sunday's LA Times editorial section by Eric Cohen about the politics of social responsibility:

Democrats could do this by putting self-restraint ahead of self-realization in their cultural agenda; by being more open to the role of religion in public life; by treating the abortion issue as it treats the environmental issue--with a sense of tragedy and reverence; and by recognizing the limitations and potential unintended consequences of government action, as well as the potential virtues.

For Republicans, such a reformation would require a willingness to punish capitalists who act like mercenaries; a willingness to treat the preservation of the environment as it treats the defense of the unborn--with moral seriousness and reverence; a willingness to take the lead on campaign finance reform, which would set public standards for elections, for the same reason it wants to set public standards for entertainment; and a willingness to use politics for good rather than assuming all politics is evil.

Both these programs, for either party, are counterintuitive: They run against the grain of the culture, which resides sometimes anxiously, sometimes cheerfully, in a fog of nonjudgmentalism, and against the grain of each party's most powerful constituencies, big business on the right, pro-choice activists on the left. But it is precisely this counterintuitiveness that would make a new politics of responsibility so compelling. For one, it would break through the cynical assumption of the public that politicians simply say what the polls tell them the people want to hear. And so it could potentially remake the political landscape in America with its combination of moral consistency and political courage.

Annabel Chong

Ian writes: Hi Luke, I saw a documentary film last night on Channel 4 (a major TV network) in England, telling the story of Annabel Chong, who came to porn fame in a 251-men gang bang in 1995. Though the film was damned with faint praise by its reviewer, I thought it was actually rather good, showing the person behind the porn performer. It was also rather sad, showing how a feisty, intelligent and articulate woman who thought she could go in and out of porn, using it only to the extent she chose, was actually dragged down by the experience; exploited by the industry and abused by 'straight' society. She did seem to have at least one good friend. Let's hope they're still together.

East-West Productions Files Suit Against Verio, Inc. and NTT America, Inc
Complaint Seeks Damages For Fraud and Breach of Contract That Interfered With November SexSurvivor Internet Production

Los Angeles, CA - East-West Productions, Inc. filed suit against Verio, Inc. and NTT America, Inc. in the United States District Court For The Central District of California, Case Number CV-01-00811 DDP (EX), seeking damages for fraud and breach of contract in connection with the failed internet production of SexSurvivor in November.

Verio, Inc. had been contracted by East-West Productions, Inc. to provide adequate bandwidth capacity and state-of-the-art full motion video transmission of the program's content on a continuous, non-interruptible basis for seven calendar days, 24 hours per day. Production of the Internet event SexSurvivor and the ability of East-West Production, Inc.'s to meet its business objectives relied on Verio, Inc. performing its agreement competently and on schedule.

Verio Inc.'s failure to supply the necessary network facilities in a working and timely manner directly related to East-West Production, Inc.'s failure to build a subscribership that had been estimated by industry experts in the millions. Furthermore, East-West Productions, Inc. became dismayed at the lack of technical support as advertised by Verio, Inc.

Whatever Happened To Brigitte Maier?

Flimbuff writes: Excalibur reports that she is living somewhere in New York. But according to reports in IMDb she is now a Production Designer for Independent Films and lives in LA. Apparently she hasn't done any adult work since Sensations in 1975.

Porn Star Comebacks

>Do you get this upset by "Granny's Gangbang" or other senior-citizen themed >porn? Or does it only have to do stars making comebacks?

Patrick Riley writes on RAME: Seeing an aged performer in a regular movie is like being confronted with two guys butt-f---ing each other in the middle of a Barely Legal volume. Even if you know from the box that the scene is in the tape it's still a travesty and seriously detracts from the rest of the movie. I suppose if it's a DVD and the scene in one chapter and there's some sort of lock-out feature then you could say, "Barely Legal #34 has a gay scene in chapter 3 so instead of receiving 90 minutes of action, I'm only getting 70."

But usually these things occur in the VVWA&E movies where the aged performer or gay scene is part of the overall package and it's not so easy to just cut it out. The reason, as we all know, is because the maker has an agenda and wants to force the old biddy/gay scene down our throats possibly for the aged part because he/she doesn't want to face the reality of his/her own aging and thus descent into uselessness as a sex object (particularly true for females) or from some twisted view of the world and the "unfairness of it all" (the ageing process). Torris, Gunn, Becky, myself, and others have to be constantly vigilant to fight this perversion of the natural order of things and keep the promoters of these aberrations seething in their own stew of impotence.

OTOH, as long as the aged are ghettoized in their own niche and there's no crossover (i.e. Granny only appears in Granny porn and there are nothing but Grannies in Granny porn), I see no particular problem for most viewers. (Personally, I may have to watch the occasional Over 40 And Still Pretending volume but it goes fast and it's pretty east to write, "Ugly old woman screwed by Dick Nasty," four or five times in the review.)

>Did you feel the same way when John Glenn took a seat away from a youngster >on the Space Shuttle? :-)

1) Persons likely to be on the Space Shuttle are unlikely to be there because of an age related item, i.e., their sexual allure.

2) Space exploration ranks right up there with Origami and grass growing in the excitement stakes.

Mimi Miyagi Plunges Downhill?

Scott writes on RAME: Happily, my collection contains Myagi pre-anything, and did I mention she did more than one anal back then? Sorry guys, all w/condoms ;-)

Speaking generally, I agree with Luke F-rd that Porn is 'the road to hell' for most industry players, not in the moral sense, but in the sense that it feeds voraciously on itself, and its players at almost every human level, greed, vanity, lust, temperament, you-name-it. I also agree with Fords assertion, and the late Dr. Stoller's inferences that porn is inhabited and consumed by self-destructive, neurotic, post-traumatic-disordered, and addictive types (myself, your writer here, included :-) combine any one of these 'issues' with self-image, and you have a willing 'plastic patient'.

Kitty Yung, another once-gorgeous girl gone bolt, blames pressure from "other girls in the industry" who were "envious of my natural shape" for her totally unnecessary bolt-on's. Now I luv Kitty, both 'before' and 'after', but what sort of a hollow cop-out for personal responsibility and/or one's own 'distorted' self- esteem is THAT statement, Kitty? But she's not alone, those who leave the industry these days MINUS some sort of surgical enhancement, are the exception.

Further, I'll go so far as to predict we'll see the first cosmetically enhanced MALE in hetero porn within 5 years. BTW have you noticed how the media has commented on the 'explosion' in cosmetic surgery among the 'yuppie' set recently? It's not just the porn world who cut n' paste as an external solution to internal issues. As for me? I'll stick to porn in conjuntion with quasi-legal drugs to put-off my 'internal issues' indefinitely! cheers, th' gonz.

Tets writes on RAME: You catch on fast, my friend. That's exactly what I was getting at. And you know I hear of the same phenomena of disorders among the young girls of JAV, though fake knobs aren't an issue. Some of you guys maybe be unhappy to hear that I've noticed a few tattoos (not of the SM/bondage slave variety you see in bad Hollywood movies) creeping onto the shoulders and backs and ankles of the performers.

Serenity Interview

Cindi from Xcitement magazine sends in this interview Wicked Pictures contract girl Serenity. It apears in the March issue of Xcitement magazine.

X: Where are you originally from?

S: I'm from all over, every state east of the Mississippi. I've live in lots of states, sometimes for less then a year at a time. Everywhere from Maine to Mississippi. But I live in Las Vegas now, and it's the longest place I've ever lived in one place. I've been here for nine years and I love it.

X: What movies have you appeared in lately and with whom?

S: Well my biggest movie ever will be released this year. We don't know exactly when yet. It's from Wicked. It's a huge project It's called Vengence. It's written and directed by Michael Zinn. He had written it specifically for me. It's about true love lost and found, innocense being lost to turmoil, and vengence being served.

X: Who else is in the movie?

S: Jewel De'Nyle, Kylie Ireland, Gwen Summers, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone. Everybody was really great to work with. There was a lot of acting involved in this movie and everyone did such a wonderful job.

X: How many movies have you made in your career?

S: I'm not exactly sure, between 50 and 100.

X: Congratulations on you AVN awards. You got one for M. caught in the act- Best comedy,and one for best video actress, right?

S: Yes, it was very unexpected. Very exciting.

X: Did you have a speech all ready? What did you say when you got up there, or don't you remember.

S: I did not have a speech ready because no one has ever won best actress or best comedy two years in a row, so I figured we made a really good movie, but it won't win because it's never happened before. Jonathon the director and I decided we will sit here and we'll drink and we'll clap for everyone else. And all of a sudden they announced us as winners. I had nothing prepared. I just thanked everyone, went back to my chair and fainted!

X: Which of your movies is your favorite and why?

S: Some projects that really stand out in my mind are M. Caught in the Act, Double Feature, Pornogothic, Wickedgirl.com and Vengence. Those are probably my favorite of all time movies.

X: Describe your self inside and out.

S: Outside 36D, 25, 36. I am a very complex person. I like to have fun. I like talking to people that have something to talk about. I love swimming, sex, scuba diving, traveling the world. I love visiting renasaince faires measurements.

X: Tell what a day in the life of Serenity is like? I don't think any one day is like the next. I'm traveling by plane most of the year to do signings, promotions, conventions. I work for the E Channel, as a field coorespondent. So sometimes I am off to far and exotic places witch is really cool. I also own a toy manufacturing company, called Las Vegas Novelties, so I do alot of paperwork for that. I also test the company's new prototypes to make sure they work the way I thought they might.

X: How long have you been under contract with Wicked?

S: I'm going into my fifth year. If you could have dinner and discusion with anyone, who would it be and what would you talk about?

X: I've heard about a controversial PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) ad that you've done that isn't out yet. Tell me about that?

S: It was a print ad. PETA contacted me to be involved with their campaigns this year. They put me in the Pleather campaign, endorsing using pleather instead of leather. The other two stars in this campaign are Alicia Silverstone and Cuba Gooding Jr. We have already done the photo shoot. The ad should be out when this interview comes out.

X: So you are a strong PETA supporter?

S: Yes I am.

NOW ABOUT SEX... Who is your fav adult performer and why?

S: With women it is a little tough to narrow down, there are so many good women. Jewel De'Nyle, Devin Lane, Alexa, Stephanie Swift, Shay LaVoe are some of my favorites that come off the top of my head. As far as guys my favorites to work with are Alexander, Mickey G, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Ian Daniels.

X: Sounds like you have worked with a lot of different porn stars. How about Ron Jeremy?

S: He is really funny. He actually appeared in one of my movies called "A Date from Hell". I get along with him really well.

X: Serenity, I love that guy. So everytime I interview anyone I always ask about Ron Jeremy. No girl ever says, he's good looking, he's sexy, they all say he's funny.

S: He is. He's created that for himself ya know.

X: What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you while you were filming a movie?

S: Those are countless. Luckily, there are few of my movies where they put in blupper reels at the end. They did put them in in "Double Feature". I do blupper all the times. So rent that tape and check some out.

X: Do you watch adult movies at home for pleasure?

S: I watch DVD's to review for Adult Empire. Like that's such a tough job to do. Heh, you have to watch this porn movie and review it. Oh , okay. (laughs)

X: I do that to, you have to take work home with you for the weekend! I do that all the time!

X: Which ones do you like best?

S: I personally like to watch really good dialog movies which are hard to come by. I like to be watch something that throws me into a scenario that is different from ordinary life. Something that really gets my imagination going, with different types of charactors. I do like fancy costuming.

Could l-keford.com Work As A Paysite?

Netporner writes: I thought about this a long time ago when I was working on a project. That project became a fatality of the RJB FTC thing. I thought among paysites that the 'pornstar' niche was being underserved. There are a few pornstar sites out there but nothing major, none run by any of the major companies. Which does make me wonder if maybe they've considered the idea and decided it's not that great a niche. I dunno. So i was wondering if something like l-keford's Porn Star Confidential or whatever would be a cool idea. An insider's look at porn stars, bios, exclusive interviews, photos, gossip and news plus all the regular content that goes into a paysite. Might be good.

But the thing is that your traffic isn't enough to sustain a paysite, especially since alot of your visitors are bookmarkers, people who return to your site again and again. You might have 6500 unique visitors a day to your site but but over a week's time you wouldn't have 6500 x 7 = 45,500 unique visitors a week as alot of those would be people who visited your site once or twice before in that week. So then you need more traffic and the only way to get more traffic realistically is to pay for it. Either buy it from brokers or run a webmaster program. Both are expensive. Most webmasters see the big boys attacking you on the boards from time to time, you would have a hard time attracting webmasters to send you traffic. The guys who run those porn star fan sites would probably give you a shot since other than Vivid and now Sin City there aren't many options for pure porn star traffic.

If you were talking about just turning the site you have now into a paysite no way. Nobody would pay for that. You would keep that site as it is and the paysite would be promoted on it. Intellectual porn fans like you Luke but truthfully it's a small segment of the porn fans out there surfing the web. I was thinking it would be a cool feature in a Luke F-rd paysite for you to interview porn chicks and the more interesting porn directors/producers on video and then stream it. But you are kinda reserved and while the interview might be pretty interesting I just don't see you getting these girls to get naked or frisky to make it more appealing to all the viewers. Maybe you could have a more extoverted co-host like Jimmy D to liven things up after you've probed these vacuous bimbos about existentialism and why do they they think they enjoy degrading themselves : )

I think you could have a cool paysite Luke but I'm afraid it would cost you a fair bunch of cash to do it right. How is your relationship with most of the porn stars? Could you get them to do interviews etc for you? The photo section on your site is pretty interesting for porn fans, seeing the porners out in public. Lots of that stuff would be good.

As a free site, 6500 uniques is pretty impressive Luke. Since I'm not in the adult video business I really don't know what kinds of businesses should be advertising on your site. Whatever companies do business with adult video companies should be interested in buying a spot on your site. Your regular surfers are the really hardcore porn fans. I bet alot of them use prostitutes ....... you should try to hook up with the exotics.com people they run very professional escort directory sites like nyexotics.com. I see you don't have a sex toy novelty store advertised on your site. You should I think. And most surprisingly you don't advertise an online adult video/DVD shop. Unless i missed it. Probably one of the penis enlargement sites would do ok for you too. An online drug store pushing Viagra, Propecia and the rest of the pills a porn addict would be interested in. You should count how many people are clicking on banners. Just pick a day and check your stats at the various programs you are using. As for the business to business type advertising you should ask your friend Jimmy who you should go after. If u have a regular readership of a thousand or more people who work directly and make buying decisions in the adult video business there must be companies who want to reach those people. Maybe all these companies do everything on the cheap so nobody buys advertising.

Luke, You need to visit your shrink more. "I hate porno" is a lie. It can be destructive I agree and I'm sure you hate that you like porno but you Luke F-rd don't hate pornography. That's cool if you don't want to have a porn site tho with porn content. Luke if you hate porno and what it does to people then why include the photo section on your site. There is nudity in some of those pics, no? hmmmmm.......if u really have decided that you hate porno why spend your life surrounding yourself and dialoguing with porners? If your goal is to show the world how destructive porno is through your website I think it's a futile effort and you will never be happy. There are lots of writers who write about and study pornography but they don't get themselves as immersed in it personally as u do.

Porn vs Mainstream

Hugh Jadique writes: "Porno can never be mainstream"?? Now that's a joke. Mainstream culture seems to operate under the doctrine of Manifest Destiny when it comes to porn, annexing bits and pieces of heathen territory for the enjoyment of the middling masses. Last week's obscenity charge is nothing more than a scene from next week's episode of "NYPD Blue."

As the mainstream continues to co-opt what was previously deemed pornographic, the realm of pornography will become smaller and more extreme. Given enough time, it'll all be absorbed and homogenized. Twenty-five years from now bukkake will probably be a standard element in the music videos of the teen pop sensations of the day...and even the Religious Right will be rolling their eyes in boredom.

How To Succeed With Women

Goddess writes: Luke, I seriously think you and all your single guy friends need to go to www.howtosucceedwithwomen.com and sign up for their free offer of six months of their e-newsletter. [When you're signing up, ya might wanna slap Mike South's name on that list, too. I'm seriously worried *that* boy.] Oh, and I'm a little worried about your "moves," Luke. I'm reading the "Ten Essential Flirting Moves You Must Know," from their website, and I haven't come across "take a book with you everywhere you go" yet. Get yer butt over there and register! [Psst: don't tell my husband, but I registered for the How To Succeed With Men newsletter. Ya never know when the info might come in handy] Just think, this time next year we could have a whole NEW Luke F-rd!! Keeping my fingers crossed for *that* to happen...

Luke Gets Mail

Esad writes: Dear Luke, Regarding your blast from the fishbein past posting today I believe that Paul was being honest with you. Gene Ross is an excellent liar and had fishidiot fooled for years regarding all the graft and pussy he was getting on the AVN side. Why not ask David Christopher if Gene ever moonlighted for him?

Chaim Amalek writes: Given the frequency with which I am right, there is not much thrill left in being told that others agree. The phrase "Chaim is right" is one that I hear quite often every day of my life. Luke, this "Pelican" is a pure archetype of the Hollywood Jew, the universal solvent of mankind, working hard to turn us all into one indistinct brown soup of genes. Oh sure, he thinks that the jews will survive this miscegenistic process as the croutons of the Human race, but that is not very likely. Get to know him better, Luke. Study him. Engage him in all manner of discussion. (Here is one technique for bonding with a jew of this type - share a joke or two at the expense of the "schvartzes.") When we next bring you in back from the cold to lecture, you will have much to teach us that will be of use to us in our struggle for racial survivial.

Pelican writes: Couple of things: First, if someone claims to have a Ph.D. and they don't everyone SHOULD care because that indicates the individual in question is a LIAR and demonstrates that he utterly lacks any sort of credibility whatsoever. Would you say of your physician "Who cares if his M.D. is phony?" or of your attorney "Who cares if his J.D. is phony?" Hello! We live in a SOCIETY here. It is in insult to those who really DID do the work for these degrees when bogus frauds pretend that they, too, have accomplished something that they did not and could not in reality.

Okay, that said, I move to point number two. Last night when I said "Chaim is right," he was -- he was right that "Jews like me" would rather talk about porn than politics and religion. Today, however, Chaim is wrong. Based on two or three emails he has decided what sort of Jew I am and precisely where to pigeon-hole me. Luke, lemme tell ya 'bout Jews like Chaim (I know PLENTY of them): They are the self-appointed analysts to the world (or at least to the Israelites). Maybe he's correct in some of his assessments but he sees fit to stereotype and that one cannot do without getting to know the person being stereotyped. Methinks Chaim knows so much about "Hollywood Jews" (like me?) and the fine art of bonding over Schvartze jokes because Chaim himself fits into that sterotype. Am I wrong? I doubt it. We spot birds of a feather fastest. I'm not kvetching. I'm sure Chaim's a mensch and a half. I'm just observant, that's all.

Back to porn (more fun than politics). I checked out the sits Hank mentioned. Heather is unfamiliar to me, though in the black & white photo there's something that kinda sort of vaguely rings a bell, maybe. She probably just did some amateur stuff or home movies or something. Not only is Isis Nile turning tricks in Houston (no price given), so is Montana Gunn (for $900 a pop). Ouch! $900! And what do you get? Montana Gunn. I don't THINK so. I'd maybe do her for $150 (Heather's rate). Heather looks like a good buy, whether she's really been in porn flix or not.

Chaim Amalek writes: Pelican asserts that Pierce does NOT have a Ph.D. Is this relevant? Sure, for those who give weight to a man's political leanings based on his credentials, which I do not. The truth is that Luke/Chaim agree with "99%" of what he writes because, so far as we can tell, he is correct. But back to the Ph.D. issue. Every mainstream press report on this fellow that I have ever seen has stated that he has, as he claims, a doctorate in physics from a mainstream state school (U. of Colorado or Oregon, I think). I cannot help but think that they vetted this claim and would have reported it false if it were. Do you have better, more recent evidence that it is false? If so, please share your sources.

Hollywood Jew "Pelican" (and we Juden know who you are) said something very bizarre: "Chaim is wrong." Listen, you rootless cosmopolitan, of course I know just what sort of Jew you are. Luke has kept me fully informed of his efforts to penetrate the Hollywood/Wall Street Jewish establishment via your friendship with him. I got your number.

PS NEVER accuse me of racism! I marched in Selma, always vote for the democrat, and donated big bucks to the political campaign of my new Senator, Hillary Clinton. And I give big bucks to the National Association for the Advancement of People of Color, too.

Devoto writes: Luke, Just to share with your readers, I knew a Jew who had guilt about sex. His name was Gary Greene (formerly Greenberg, I think?!). Anyway, he was in my cell block at the joint. He felt PLENTY of guilt when the Aryan Brotherhood pimped his ass out for a carton of cigarettes. BUT, alas, such is the role of the prostitute!

John writes: luke, thanks for posting Dr. William Pierce. Thanks for your comments that white nationalism is as valid as any other, and that if people want to live and work in a solely white environment they should not be considered "evil." Pierce is intelligent, and you will not read his comments in the censored mainstream media. Who cares if his PhD is phony?

Hank writes: Go to http://www.eros-dallas.com. Click on the Escorts link, then scroll down the frame of pictures until you find "Heather." Click on the picture. The blurb will tell you that she claims to have been in some XXX movies. I don't recognize her; does anyone else? BTW, Isis Nile is listed as available for escorting in Houston at http://www.eros-houston.com.

Jeremy Steel Responds To Gay Rant

Jeremy Steel writes: Hey Luke, I'd like to respond to that moronic rant:

1."Anyone who refuses to address the issue or come out and say he is gay or straight is probably gay. i.e. Ricky Martin")

>>>RESPONSE: So if you do address the issue and say you're straight, you couldn't possibly be lying?

2."Anyone who stresses all the time how straight he is is probably a very gay closeted man. If you are straight your actions will speak for themselves. You do not have to convince anyone. i.e. Hal Sparks"

>>>RESPONSE: Sounds similar to a guy who's so caught up with and angry about what another person's personal proclivity is.

3.Any celebrity who is thought to be gay but starts the spin control to project a macho, straight image is probably gay. i.e. Ricky Martin, Troy Aikman

>>>RESPONSE: Stars are often compelled to promote an image of themselves.. This is how you've decided that Troy Aikman must be gay? There are countless numbers of guys who promote a macho image. So, they're all gay?

4.Any celebrity who gets married after years of rumors is probably gay. i.e. Troy Aikman, Steve Young

>>>RESPONSE: You're a f---ing idiot. You haven't really been in the porno biz unless you've become the subject of at least 5-10 good rumours. Mainstream and sports are similar. Everyone loves a good story and they rarely let the truth get in the way of a good story.

5. Any guy who lets you kiss him is probably gay or has gay tendencies. This is a biggie because more than anything else, even penetration, straight guys think two guys kissing is the grossest thing on earth. Not kissing, while doing everything else, is the truly gay but pretending to be straight man's last bastion of heterosexuality.

>>>RESPONSE: In Europe men kiss each other on the cheek. To kiss one's brother or father does not make one gay.

6. Any guy who dances the most popular dances at your local gay club is probably gay. i.e. Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias. Because let's face it, some of these dances you don't just pick up off the street or in straight clubs.

>>>RESPONSE: Great artists (and I'm not saying Ricky Martin is one) don't live by the world's definition of what is straight, gay, this or that.. Self expression can be flamboyant without being gay.

7. Any guy who wears Prada and knows what D&G stands for, frequents Banana Republic,Barneys, Neiman Marcus, or Abercrombie is gay. No explanation or example needed.

>>>RESPONSE: It's very stupid and ignorant to throw everyone who has certain artistic or aesthetic tendencies to be of a particular sexual orientation.

8. Any guy who likes very nice shoes. I do not care how straight he thinks he is, but any guy who wears a pair of shoes that cost more than $400 has very, very, gay tendencies. Not that straight guys do not like nice shoes. But I guarantee that no straight guy is going to put on a $400 pair of shoes to go to the mall or to the movies. It just ain't happening. Like Spike said, "It's in the shoes!"

>>>RESPONSE: Any guy who likes very nice shoes is gay... So the ultimate straight guy must be total white trash. If one likes very nice wine, does that make him gay, too? And are you quoting Spike Lee? God help us. 9. Any guy with a subscription to International Male or Men's Health is probably gay.

>>>RESPONSE: Int'l Male: there's definitely a good chance of that. Men's Health.. I don't think so. 10. Any guy who likes (a)Boy bands and (b)Britney Spears . He can like (a) alone or (a) and (b), but never (b) alone.

>>>RESPONSE: I'd sooner say that a guy who likes boy bands is definitely gay before a guy who likes Britney Spears. I like to look at Britney Spears, that's about all.

11. Any guy who has penetrated another guy or been penetrated by another guy outside of being incarcerated is probably gay. Why? Because a truly straight guy is not going to f#$k or be f#$ked by another guy just because he is horny. He's not going to accept a blowjob from another guy just because he's horny. If someone is straight, there will be no compromises. Girls may experiment, but it's less likely with guys. There are a lot of gay men out there who are lying to themselves and others(which, by the way, is strictly their preogative) just to keep their stars alive. i.e Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise, Troy Aikman, Hal Sparks(truly funny because he could have been such a pleasant young man),Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Steve Young.

>>>RESPONSE: If a person is so comfortable with his sexuality, regardless of his proclivity and his preferences, he might be more likely to experiment outside his preference.. There's not such a terrible importance and meaning to it. Only to angry and repressed homosexuals who think they're straight and need the world to adhere to their rigid communal standards in order to placate their own sense of sexual identity. There's a double standard about women and men regarding homosexuality. It's based on collective attitudes, not inherant truths.. There's about a 50% chance that a person is born male or female. There also could be a 50% chance that a person will gravitate more towards males or females, regardless of whether they are male or female. There is the possiblity of past lives where we each may have lived both male and female lives. The bottom line is that we're souls and who cares who or what another person does, as long as it's not violating your space? Big Stars like Tom Cruise, who is or might be gay, are required to promote a straight image, because it directly relates to millions and even billions of dollars. If mainstream america were to find out he's a "fag" then that would significantly alter the collective box-office.. And, of course, there would be a big McCarthyian witch hunt.. And then let's say "Welcome back, Big Brother".

12. Any guy who likes Whitney, Aretha, Patti, Bette, and Babs is gay. No explanation needed.

>>>RESPONSE: Aretha was voted VH1's "Queen of Rock".. I'm assuming you mean Barbara Steisand when you say "Babs".. I'm sure all men, to some extent have enjoyed these artists, even if they are not their personal favorites.

13.Any guy who shakes your hand and tries to be tender rather than firm. A clear sign of gayness. A gay guy who might be interested will always try to express this through the tenderness of his hands. Pay attention to the handshake. When you think he's shy and nonassertive, he may just be trying to send a message to your hand that as gentle as he is with your hands, he would also be with your heart.

>>>RESPONSE: This is really stupid. There are dominant and submissive personalities. Most can switch from dominant to submissive and back again. Many have nothing to prove; They are not trying to prove they are real men to anyone. This point somewhat contradicts point 2, where it is said a person who needs to prove how macho he is is probably gay. Many straight guys are shy, and that doesn't make them gay.

14. He smells nice whenever you're near him. We're not talking about soap or deodorant. We mean nice seasonal colognes by Armani, etc. Straight guys will only put on cologne for special occasions. We wear it all the time.

>>>RESPONSE: Again, this need to put all straight men into one category disturbs me. What do you mean "We" straight guys? I never joined your club. What if you never put cologne on at all? This is another stupid analogy.

15.The socks accentuate the tie. This is one that straight guys just do not get. This is akin to not wearing socks with your sandals no matter how cold. If it's that cold, put on another pair of shoes.

>>>RESPONSE: Ok, I'll admit.. That IS kind of gay. LOL Though it's not limited just to gays.