Tuesday,
January 16th, 2001
Luke Gets Mail
Joe writes: Luke, I would like to know why Houston, one of the biggest names in the adult industry was not on stage at the AVN awards. I have contributed lots of money to the adult industry and was looking forward to seeing her. She has brought alot of press to this industry, and not to recognize this is horrible. I hope the powers that be set aside their personal issues and give the people that support the industry what they want.
Danimal writes: Hey Luke, I couldn't sleep last night so I started surfing the channels when low and behold on Cinemax at 3 am I see the gorgeous Julia Ann in some crappie sci-fi called Veronica 2030. I had to make sure I didn't stumble on to the Spice Channel by accident because the sex was formulamatic and the plot was in line with those crappie Vivid movies. But no, it was legit. What's the scoop? Is she going to follow Shannon Tweed's lead? Is she out of porn for good? Inquiring Lukeamanics have to know. I have to admit, though the movie sucked, Julia (since it appears she dropped the Ann) looked fantastic. She has really been working out and taking tremendous care of herself.
grum@grum.screaming.net writes: We are making a terrestrial TV programme for Channel 4 UK documenting the history of erotic films/pornography in the cinema. We are trying to find/contact ANYONE who has worked in this field in the 50's,60's & 70's (or even earlier :) ). Actors/Actresses, Directors, Camera Operators, Distributors, Cinema workers,etc - anyone with an interesting or amusing story connected with the industry. We are looking for anecdotal stuff, amusing characters with inside information etc for inclusion as interviews. We will be visiting the US within the next 4 weeks to start recording the interviews.
Adam Bouchaine writes on YNOT: I just wanted to post to apoligize for my remarks yesterday. Along with being influenced by a known enemy of Andy's, I just allowed my personal feelings to get involved. For that, I am sorry.
I've just had a problem with the way YNOT has been handled by FCI. In my opinion, certain people were taken advantage of and not treated the way they should be. If there was a way to make YNOT the same as it was 12 months ago, I'd be the biggest supporter.
So my advice to the higher levels at FCI. Whatever you do, don't lose YNOTBob. He is a major link in the chain and if something happened to him, it would make matters much much worse. I wish all the employess of YNOT nothing but the best. You are a great team. It was sad to see Otto, Khan , and Roseanne gone. I think they were a large link in that chain too. Take Care All and Good Luck to YNOT with all the changes being made.
Darren Blatt aka D$ writes on YNOT: Hey Ynot'ers, If anyone read that post made by Bouchaine yesterday, it was in bad taste and didn't have anything to do with the D$ Show. I was going to post yesterday and set things straight, but the post was yanked already. I've always had a good relationship with Ynot and all of the other boards, so those who know me know I wouldn't have anything to do with a post like that. If that's Bouchaines opinion, he could have used a different URL to attach to it. I can't really speak for him, that's for him to do, just defending myself because the D$ Show name was used in his opinion. Again, I'm really sorry that happened. I don't want to be involved in the negatives because I focus in on only the positives. That's a simple rule that will get you far in life.
Bryan writes: i wanna know once and for all who's the top porn manufacturer(s) by sales revenue (not including cable tv sales),i'm curious to see how vivid,wicked and vca's sales compare to extreme,anabolic/diabolic,evilangel and elegantangel the top content companys in my view,vivid,wicked and sometimes vca video's suck but somehow manage to get 4 and 5 stars in avn's biased as hell magazine,fortuneatly distributors have caught on and stopped ordering according to avn's biased reviews,a bit of advice to the so-called top porn manufactures,90% of porn is purchased by men who could care less about a stupid ass storyline in the so-called big budget productions,if we want a story and special effects we'd rent or buy from blockbuster or hollywood at home,the top 3 manufacturers is steady losing ground to the above mentioned manufacturers,vivid girl's image is slowly losing the mystic it once had by turning out high priced hooker whores (not that they were'nt already),with all the attractive ! young c um drinking whores entering the business what good is having several whores under contract when there's always someone prettier and younger willing to do more for less,i guess thats why jill kelly productions continue to sign girls away from vivid,a word of advise for vivid,you can't make a whore a housewife so stop with the good girl image bulls---,julia ann,devon,raylene and others could'nt wait til their contracts expired so they could be the nasty whores they are,anybody seen ugly as hell janine l. lately damn she looks horrible i don't see what digital playground see's in signing their new tatooed trailer trash whore contract star,why make a comeback to do the same old tired lesbian s--- we've seen a million times over althought it will be interesting to see how many horny dumb-assed same thing (g/g scenes only)fans will continue to purchase products when she's in the cast,to janine l. fans if you really want to see her do b/g don't buy digital playground titles with h! er doing the same tired g/g stuff and maybe she'll get the message or digital playground will,if any young girls (18 & over) out there thinking about entering the porn industry remember you're not gonna get rich contrary to popular belief,if you don't believe me ask all those over the hill porn actresses who tried to make a comeback or cameback because they were broke,missed the limelight or could'nt get a job in mainstream america for lack of legit job references,cassidey if you happen to read this don't resign with vivid when your contract expires go somewhere the'll let you be the f--- pig you are (oink oink),lori m. you could'nt work up a sweat in 110 degree heat you old ugly hag.
Adam & Eve Billboards
A&E writes: After a successful run in the Los Angeles area, Adam & Eve billboards are now springing up in more conservative locations in the United States.
Nine Adam & Eve billboards in Atlanta and nine in Dallas are stopping traffic, creating controversy and directing adults to the company's website, adameve.com. The billboards display the company's web address alongside a beautiful woman and offer "adult toys and more" for "cheerfully consenting adults." Some of the billboards, which appear in four variations, promise "satisfaction guaranteed."
Scheduled to run until the end of February, Adam & Eve anticipates these billboards to be as effective as the Los Angeles campaign in October and November. In fact, as a result of the L.A. Billboard campaign, Adam & Eve's California internet sales more than doubled in the first week of October.
Heather Barron At AVN Expo
Amused writes: Luke, Why not ask Heather Barron for her impressions of the 2001 Consumer Electronics Show. She posted some awesome photos of her rubbing implants with some industry biggies. Hey, maybe she'll reply in the form of a poem. Click here: AVN 2001 PHOTOS
Vivid Girl Lori Michaels Sweats
Lori Michaels writes: Luke, I was reading column tonight and followed the link where you were talking about Vivid. In it you or someone made a comment about vivid girls don't work up a sweat in their scenes. My movie "Portrait in Blue" just came out and I have a really hot anal scene in it. The lights weren't that hot, but I definately worked up a sweat. I was totally soaked by the time the scene was over. Here are three captures from the movie to prove it. See, us Vivid girls do work up a sweat. hehe
Hey, can you post the link to the pics that I took at the AVN expo. www.lorilive.com/expo/expo.html. I think the guys would enjoy looking at them.
XXX says: That hillbilly Mojo supposedly went home, to Memphis or Nashville or Apalachia or wherever he's from. And apparently he can't get back because he owes a bunch of people money, including Greg and Tina Cherry. I heard that he went home to sell a bunch of drugs and somebody sold his drugs. And he can't get back out here. I've heard this from five different people.
America One Cancels Extreme Pro Wrestling
XXX writes: XPW [Rob Black's wrestling league] received a notice from America One [TV station] cancelling XPW TV as of January 28, 2001
The Money Shot
I've heard about two movies in production called "The Money Shot." One directed by AVN's Bryn Pryor and one starring Kendra Jade.
I found this at GeneRossExtreme.com:
Head West Productions has completed the first episode of the ten part adult entertainment film series, “STAR CASTING” starring Kendra Jade, Keri Starr, Rubee Tuesday, Dynamite, and introducing MOJO and Tony Raphael in the recurring roles as the producers. Each episode features five scenes as the starlets show the producers their special erotic talents during their auditions.
“The series is edgy, satirical and very erotic” quips Judy Summers of the New York City Wide Review. She further states, “it is really something new. The mixture of textures from the Hollywood landscape, full of insider jokes, makes this series highly entertaining” and recommends the film as “ a great date flick.”
Harry Rosenthal of the LA Tribune reports that “Tony Raphael and Mojo are hilarious as the producers. They are the trailer trash version of Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy’s hit, Trading Places”. Head West Productions is a new name in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The producers, Cindy Nine and Damien Ice, who also wrote and directed the first episode, merged their companies, 409 Films and Ice Shark Entertainment to form the new company, Head West Productions.
Visit Head West Productions at www.headwestpro.com. The first episode of the film series, “Money ShoT" is being offered directly on the site. You can also read the script and view stills of the stars. According to Long, Head West Productions is currently seeking distribution and co-production financing opportunities. Contact producers Damien Ice at 310-207-7255 or Cindy Nine at 310-383-3157
XXX says: I looked at the web site headwestpro.com and this production looks like crap. Like a $2000 porno. They made up those movie critic quotes.
Luke says: The folks behind HeadWestPro.com will be guests on Luke F-rd Live Tuesday afternoon 4-6PM.
Wcw writes: Saw in your entry for Kristara Barrington that she retired in 1987, but couldn't find her on the "Where are they Now?" page. What's happened to her? I heard she became an animal doctor--is that correct? Also, what happened to Cyndee Summers? I remember her as a really hot, mature redhead--when did she retire, and where did she go?
Reverend Geoffrey Karen Dior
On Insideadult.com, I found out that Reverend Geoffrey Karen Dior conducted Midori's wedding this weekend. Dior is an HIV positive homosexual porn star now posing as a "reverend" and conducting weddings. Charming.
I found these notes I made about Dior at the 1998's World Pornography Conference:
"Karen Dior played video clips of himself on TV, sang a couple of songs, and boasted about his rise to "stardom" since he contracted AIDS. He's appearing in several more porn flicks. He sang about "sex on film," and "death on film." Public talk about death was a disturbing part of the evening."
Lynne writes: You sure seem to have it in for Karen Dior, Luke. Your words drip sarcasm as grease falls from a roasting pig. I have had the pleasure of meeting Ms. Dior several times, and he's a far nicer person than you are. You reveal your Seventh Day Adventist upbringing when you see illness as a sign of God's disfavor; your Levitican disapproval of crossdressing is a kneejerk reaction without real understanding. Yes, even a diseased trannie is more blessed in God's eyes than a hypocritical, greedy pseudo-pious manipulative gossipmonger, as long as that trannie is loving and participates fully in Instant Messaging conversations.
Tori Welles Needs A Few Good Men
XXX writes: Luke, Requiring a fee for guys to perform in a porn video is prostitution right? 80s porn whore Tori Welles has an ad in this weeks LA Xpress seeking guys. When you call you are politely requested in bring a $20 registration fee. Heres a weblink http://laxpress.net/z-help-wanted-master.htm
The ad itself >>Need few good men 18up 2 perform adult video w/Tori Wells 2001 Mon-Fri registration Jan 15-19th 15812 Stagg Van Nuys. Bring ID’s, have fun. (818) 786-7885.
Disturbing Trend - Another Porn Star Pushes PETA
I've spotted another disturbing cultural trend in porno - the number of porno stars pushing the radical animal rights group PETA.
Here's a new press release:
LOS ANGELES - The last getup you'd expect Wicked Pictures contract performer and animal activist Serenity to wear is leather biker gear, but that's exactly what the award-winning adult film star sported at a recent photo shoot. Well, sort of. Her skintight black threads were actually made of synthetic leather, or pleather, and the photo shoot was part of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals latest campaign for the cruelty-free set: Fake, for the Animals Sake.
Serenity's PETA photo shoot was coordinated and shot by mainstream Hollywood photographer Robert Sebree, whose other current clients include Alicia Silverstone, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Cameron Diaz, and Eric Clapton. Serenity actually follows in the steps of Silverstone, who's the current feature model in PETA's "Pleather Yourself" print and Web campaigns. The PETA shoot found the Wicked girl exploring a number of sensual scenarios, including an elaborate glass cage fantasy inspired by the recent Jennifer Lopez hit The Cell. Serenity's stylish heavy metal-inspired gear was supplied by cutting-edge clothing manufacturer Lip Service. Serenity's biker chic photos make her a leader of the pack in new Hollywood, where hipsters like Drew Barrymore, Joaquin Phoenix, and Fiona Apple shun not only fur, but all animal skins.
Luke says: PETA is a vicious organization. Its president Ingrid Newkirk has compared America's barbequing of six million chickens a year to the Holocaust.
In the past, the Vivid girls promoted PETA.
Dennis Prager notes that most animal rights activists tend to be women without kids. They transform their natural nurturing instinct into an obsession with animal rights, that often ends up equating the worth of an animal's life to the worth of a human life. But humans were made in the image of God. Animals were not.
Frank writes: Think of the possibilities for PETA "I"m and Adult Actress, I have fake breasts, I only wear fake fur. Support PETA".
Alan Miles writes: Luke: You know I rarely post to your site [unless responding to inquiries], but this Serenity thing with PETA has gone way overboard. PETA has to be the most intellectually-challenged group of mis-fits that ever plagued the world of thinking Americans. No one with a brain pays them any attention at all. They want rights for rats and every other kind of vermin. Fine. The only thing that keeps this money-making, no overhead, uncontrollable for-profit group going is the press that keeps publicizIng their ilk. Three people are making millions spreading this s--- throughout the U.S. and have mindless followers like Serenity and other weak, mindeless-challenged individuals. Geeesh. I'd like to invite them all over to my house to fry some rats and mice for them [hors de'oeurvres] while my real friends enjoy sirloin steak traight off the BBQ.. Come on ... we can snack on some chicken wings while the beef is finished to perfection.
Lynne writes: How blessed I am that my atheism preserves me from such stupidity as believing that one creature is more valuable than another on account of its physical resemblance to a supernatural concept! IMHO, most animals' lives are worth far MORE than those of most humans, which is why I am trying to get into Vet Tech school. The concept that our species is superior to other species is akin to racism, and exists for the same reasons: so that we can thoughtlessly exploit other species for our own benefit. I've had pet rats that are more honorable than most humans. My dog is loyal and loving, regardless of whether I gain a pound or a wrinkle, despite my lack of money or social status. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. She never insults me to assuage her own ego, and I have no reason to doubt that, if she could work a keyboard, she'd not ignore her Instant Messaging friends. Sure, she can lick her own butt, but I've noticed plenty of humans who seem to have their heads up theirs (including the hypocritical and chauvinistic Dennis Prager).
Mr Rational writes InsideAdult.com: Someone should inform Serenity that PETA is a terrorist ideological extremist organization that is entirely ultraradical but also poorly logical. It is comparable to Bolshevik-Leninism, Christian fundamentalism, and Fascism/National Socialism and doesn't mind exploiting anyone to spread its extremist ideology (including celebrities). It has less to do with protecting animals rights and more to do with intimidating scientists and corporations and further less to do with making sure that animal tests (which are necessary in some cases) are conducted minimally and as humanely as possible. It would rather indoctrinate and disseminate its extremist ideals of zoological ideology rather than democracy and practicality.
Not Standing By My Man
Vancouver Kendra writes: What a load of trash. This is nothing more than misogynist BS and you know it. The head of Peta was in fact male at one time. I don't necessarily agree with all of Peta's tactics, as they are often not too shy of terrorist in nature, but to to say the above, is preposterous. What a hypocrite you are...you love that don't you. This really makes me angry... of course you and Dennis Prager are in fact men...what a joke! Are you so exalted that you think yourself better than the other animals we share our earth with? Why, because you wear clothes, drive around in an air polluting van, and write about porn. Does that make you exalted Luke? Exalted as well over the women you insult on a daily basis. If you remember, man was made in God's image, not woman...I guess that makes us worthless as well in your eyes.
Vivid Exec Howard Levine Pushes Bob Friedland
I've heard that at the Vivid booth at the AVN Expo last week in Las Vegas, Vivid Video sales manager Howard Levine pushed Bob Friedland, the CEO of Jill Kelly Productions.
I've heard that Levine yelled at Friedland to stop stealing Vivid girls.
Friedland had dinner with Vivid girl Taylor Hayes the night before.
Bob has no background in porno. He came out of retirement upon meeting Jill.
Levine spotted Friedland in the Vivid booth and thought that he was trying to steal Hayes away from the company.
Vivid girl Devon signed for Jill Kelly Productions at the show.
JKP says it has no intention of stealing Vivid girls.
What's ex-Vivid girl Alex Taylor doing these days?
XXX says: "Jill Kelly is working for the girls. She knows what porn girls need. There's a new kid in town. Digital Playground and Jill Kelly Productions. I only hear good things about these companies. They're new school. They're taking care of the girls. And the girls respond. They feel more comfortable."
Paul Fishbein - Get Well Soon!
Esad writes: Luke, Please wish Paul Fishbein a speedy recovery from the "vegas flu" which has kept [him] out of the office for the last few days. Apparently he shared the same air as that fat s--- Tom Zupko from Extreme Associates and got violently ill! Gods speed, Paul! One of Paul's East Coast partners was quite incensed with Al Goldstein's anti-sematic pro Hitler jokes during the Avn Awards show. Apparently this guy is truly the only person Paul will listen to when it comes to business matters! Fishbein's own mother who attended the show was so upset with Goldstein that she threatened to cut off Paul's allowance!
How Quickly Luke's Women Kick Him To The Curb
beccafive: if you love meni that's all you need to be compatible with
meni
Lynne L-patin: and one would need to love kids, I think beccafive: but
tell meni how handsome you think luke is and he'll go ballistic, like
he did when i said south was way better looking than he was
Lynne L-patin: I will...how Luke was so gorgeous that my heart nearly
stopped beating...how I can't breathe when I am around him...how I soaked
towel after towel as I wrote him email
Lynne L-patin: how I can't speak when I'm near him...
Lynne L-patin: how Luke is the pinnacle of evolution...
Lynne L-patin: his smile is the radiance of the sun and the purity of
the moon
Lynne L-patin: there is no greater beauty in this world than Luke F-rd...but!
beccafive: omg, that's enough to make ME vomit now=-O
beccafive: hey, i don't even wax poetic about south like that
Lynne L-patin: I would gladly trade Luke's beauty for a hard cock....
beccafive: traitor!
Lynne L-patin: Hey, I'm easy
beccafive: how quickly you dump ford for a piece of ass. that's it.
i'm telling him!
Lynne L-patin: Please...
Meni69: hi
Lynne L-patin: HI...
Lynne L-patin: sorry to yell...I was just emphasizing REAL MAN to my
friend goddess
Lynne L-patin: what's up?
Meni69: i'm a realman
Meni69: show her my pic
Meni69: http://meni.ne.mediaone.net/dsc00034.jpg
Meni69: hehehehe
Meni69: like i don't blow away mike south
Lynne L-patin: you blew mike south?
Lynne L-patin: even I wouldn't blow mike south!
Meni69: blow away
Meni69: goddess says he is soooo hot
Meni69: and i laugh at her
Lynne L-patin: never laugh at a woman in love...they're dangerous and
unpredictable
Meni69: love?
Meni69: she's married
Lynne L-patin: being married means one can
Lynne L-patin: sorry...one can't lust after other people?
Lynne L-patin: my husband and I had an open marriage
Meni69: goddess doesn't
Lynne L-patin: no, but she has a full, rich, active fantasy life.
Lynne L-patin: unlike me
Meni69: fantasy life?
Lynne L-patin: that's when one imagines making love to people other
than one's husband...or one's hand...
Meni69: just do it then
Lynne L-patin: do what?
Meni69: why fantasize
Meni69: have her go f--- mike south
Lynne L-patin: how can I have anyone f--- anyone? Don't they have to
bring themselves to do that themselves?
Meni69: she's in love with mike
Meni69: mike is lonely
Lynne L-patin: besides, mike only wants twenty-year-olds
Meni69: so he hires them
Lynne L-patin: exactly...and fantasizes that they actually want him
and are not doing it for the $$$
Meni69: my one complaint
Meni69: the guys who shoot themselves
Meni69: who basically could never get near the girls
Lynne L-patin: the ultimate vanity press
Meni69: i hear the porn consumer doesn't care what the guy looks like
Meni69: so who am I to judge
Lynne L-patin: the porn consumer wants the guy to be average looking,
not studly nor homely Lynne L-patin: unless the consumer is gay or female...then
they want studs...
Lynne L-patin: Jeff Stryker
Meni69: i hear girls complain a lot
Lynne L-patin: as they should...some of the guys are really awful
Lynne L-patin: I had the opportunity to have sex with most of them,
and didn't want to
Lynne L-patin: I had sex with John Holmes many years ago
Lynne L-patin: he wasn't cute, but he was hung
Lynne L-patin: not that that is really important to me, though
Lynne L-patin: hope I didn't make you feel inadequate or anything...
Meni69: whats she look like?
Lynne L-patin: who?
Lynne L-patin: goddess?
Meni69: goddess
Lynne L-patin: I dunno...she says you are greek
Meni69: i am
Meni69: she don't have a pic
Lynne L-patin: i LOVE greek food
Lynne L-patin: I never asked her for one
Meni69: do you have any greek in you?
Lynne L-patin: it never occured to me to care...I like her for herself...
no...I had an Italian once, though...
Lynne L-patin: right now actually I'm fairly celibate
Lynne L-patin: but I wouldn't turn a greek down
Meni69: you knew what i was going to say
Meni69: i'd nail ya if you were here
Lynne L-patin: probably not...I'm an old biddy, as riley says
Lynne L-patin: and heavily tattooed
Lynne L-patin: and have thick arms
Lynne L-patin: and leg press 180
Meni69: so?
Meni69: it'd be fun
Meni69: hehehehe
Lynne L-patin: I am not fragile and feminine...
Lynne L-patin: not girlie at all
Lynne L-patin: and I am always fun...the stronger I get, the more fun
I am
Lynne L-patin: I like f---ing back
Lynne L-patin: but men prefer vivid girls in bed
Meni69: you on top
Lynne L-patin: I have bunk beds...and can hold on to the underside of
the top bunk with my strong arms and ride for hours...I like to be plowed
from behind, too
Lynne L-patin: but men prefer passive women
Meni69: I'm going to check expedia.com for fares to oregon
Lynne L-patin: let me know when you want me to pick you up at the airport
Meni69: do i need a test?
Lynne L-patin: I prefer men with IQ's over 140, but if your grades were
good, I'll accept that
Meni69: can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Lynne L-patin: of course....learned it in Porn 101
Lynne L-patin: but I prefer little dicks
Meni69: hee hee
Meni69: so how many orgasms can i get per day with you?
Meni69: i am so lazy
Meni69: i won't go 6 blocks in my truck to pick up natasha, a 19 yo
i see
Meni69: cuz i know i'll have to drive her home after
Lynne L-patin: I'll drive you back to the airport...you'll be too tired
to drive yourself anyway...
Meni69: cool
Lynne L-patin: the only person ever to outf--- me was dave hardman...took
him about 2 1/2 hrs
Meni69: i f--- longer than that
Lynne L-patin: I doubt it
Meni69: whats the quickest?
Lynne L-patin: I got dave up and off in my mouth in less than 60 seconds...but
he can come six times in four hours
Lynne L-patin: I love cum...drinking it...all over my face
Lynne L-patin: someone on the site once told him [LF] he was insane
for turning me down, being that I had been dave hardman's "girlfriend"
Lynne L-patin: which I wasn't, but it sounds good. dave was my husband's
dear friend
Lynne L-patin: and bruce asked dave to f--- me, because bruce had prostate
cancer and couldn't
Lynne L-patin: but after bruce died, dave f---ed me over
Lynne L-patin: I am a tattooed muscular bitch with a weapons conviction
who would be happy to experiment with E and pick you up at the airport
and f--- you until you pass out...then return you to the airport
Lynne L-patin: wouldn't even be short of breath...
Meni69: hehehehehe
Lynne L-patin: I love marijuana...
Lynne L-patin: and it makes me even hornier than usual, which is tremendously
Goddess writes: Meni, how insecure do you have to be to concern yourself
with *my* feelings for Mike South? Then again, how insecure do you have
to be to IM total strangers and ask them who they think is sexier--you
or Mike? If ya don't wanna hear the answer, Meni, DON'T ask the question!!!
Word to the wise, chicks dig CONFIDENT men. Case in point, Mike has
never ONCE felt the need to ask me if I think you're cuter than he is,
cause he doesn't even consider you competition. And don't even feed
me that lame line about how Mike wouldn't get laid if he didn't pay
these girls. You know it's not true--that's why you're so damn jealous.
But if it's bothering you that bad, why don't cha pick up a video camera
and see how many chicks you can lay, hot stuff
Mike South writes: Luke what in Gods name do Meni and Lynne know about me? I have never met Lynne and I have met Meni twice, do these morons not have anything more interesting to talk about? It is funny though specially about how lonely and desperate I am...sounds like they are both projecting themselves.
Meni from PornNewsDaily.com writes: Luke, who is goddess? show me a pic, otherwise, she's some guy. jealous of Mike, I love Mike, can these clowns realize, I'm just f---ing around, kidding around? She's so obsessed with Mike, go f--- him. As for me vs. mike, hee hee. please. Do you know how Mike South gets his date drunk? he pours beer over his hand hee hee, I love the redneck Watch for a big announcement this week. Luke I'll try to call in to your show tonight, good luck. Tell JimmyD I said hi.
