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Sunday, November 5th, 2000

Heather Barron - On The Road Again

Amused writes: Here are the most recent incoherent ramblings and unflattering photographs of the 32 year old wannabe porn starlet, Heather Barron. Will someone please explain to her about sunscreen.

"So I travel all the way to Boston for bookings and get a bad case of the flu...feeling like a complete idiot letting my cell phone ring because my larengitis (sp) makes me sound like Demi Moore in the worst way. Not one booking, so I just jacked off in my hotel room alone, boo hoo...but I thought I would at least take advantage of the opportunity for a few free pics. My face is red because I have a fever." Click here: Jackoff II - Chests & Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Luke Aroused By The Naked News

Will the ingenuity of internet smut peddlers know no end?

Normally, I am not aroused by my work. I only write on porn because somebody has to from a Biblical perspective.

I don't review the product and I rarely expose myself to the soul destroying filth of the X-rated industry. And even when I do, I almost never find it arousing (unless it is one of Rocco Siffredi's gangbang extravaganzas like Never Say Never...).

I also don't watch TV because it is soul destroying. I don't watch TV news because it is vapid and presents a distorted view of the world (as TV relies on exciting pictures rather than thoughtful analysis).

But this afternoon, when I stumbled across a combination of TV news and chicks taking their clothes off, I was seized with carnal urges.

While perusing Strokemag.com, my former employer, I found a link there to the NakedNews.com. And I gave it a look.

And that's just how sin starts. A momentary lapse of self control, combined with an idle curiosity, and suddenly I was in the grip of forces greater than myself.

The Naked News started off as a traditional newscast, with host Victoria Sinclair dressed tastefully in a red business suit. Victoria reminds me of CNN anchor Lynne Russell.

Sinclair opened with the news about George Bush's DUI conviction. A fw sentences in, she opened her blouse revealing creamy black lingerie. By the time of her second news item (Israel vs the Palestinians), she was removing her top.

After tackling terrorist Osima Bin Laden, she was totally naked.

The NakedNews.com says: "The Naked News is presented uncensored and without bias." After a thorough examination of its contents, I could find no ideological agenda (though several double entendres).

A lesser man than I would surely have been reduced to wildly whacking his willie by the time of the Sports report. But I instead pondered with sadness the deeper meaning of the NakedNews.com.

Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if pornographers, instead of thinking up more devious ways to ensnare us in the ways of Satan, devoted their talents to ingenious interpretations of sacred text, or blazed trails for how people of different ethnic and religious backgrounds could live together in peace, or even developed tasty high protein vegetarian foods that can be prepared quickly and easily?

And as I meditated on the misplaced priorities of the post-'60s generation, I realized that now more than ever we need to vote Republican on Tuesday.

JRob writes: It is possible that the "Naked News" is just silly. You could contribute to its downfall by not linking to it. You must be kidding about your deep and moral opposition to internet pornography in all its forms, otherwise you would get a job at a car wash rather than have the links on your site. Either stop whining and embrace the naked girls (accepting that you are part of the adult entertainment industry), or get a job for Yahweh's sake!!

What is with the mixed message? You tell me to forsake sin, yet you place a beautiful redhead to the right of your internet text, begging me to take off her underwear and reveal her vagina. Given a choice limited to the two choices of leading a life of religious and philosophical contemplation or having the cute redhead "take off [her] panties," I guess (given no other alternative) I choose to see what is under the panties. Who knows? I might find a life altering revelation under there. I sure as hell haven't found one from religious teaching.

Luke replies: JRob, there is no mixed message on l-keford.com. Pornography is a sin. All sex outside of marriage is against God's will. l-keford.com dedicates itself to the destruction of the porn industry.

I only have those banners up as another example of the type of filth that floods the information highway, making rational discourse like this all the more difficult.

America needs to wake up!

JRob, there is no life altering revelation underneath the redhead's panties. That banner is just a cheap come-on to get surfers to part with their shekels.

Tawdry sexual satisfactions are but temporal pleasures, just fleeting chimera of the true joy that awaits one who dedicates himself to God's service.

Today's Chick tract retells the Biblical story of Ahab and Jezebel. Their foolish earthly lust and disrespect for the one true God cost them dearly in the end. Porners won't you learn from their mistakes? Brother Chick beseeches you to turn back to God. Click here: Going To The Dogs

Mr Skin is the recognized Expert on Celebrity Nudity in Movies and Videos

Isabella writes about News San Clothing: Gosh Luke, I don't know. It makes me sad that women do that. In many ways it is worse than porn. It makes a mockery of the news...well maybe the news deserves that, but timely issues do not. It was rather bizarre. I really can not see how it could be arousing. Although, i don't really see how porn could be. I read your commentary. I hadn't before. I have to confess, that although I am interested in what you have to say, there is a great deal of things that are uninteresting to me that I have to wade through first (ie. the comments of others, and the insults directed at you). I don't understand the porn/gossip things, and they don't interest me. I know you understand. Too bad you don't have a site without that.

I do however, feel that you may be giving the NakedNews a little too much power or credit. Maybe I give people too much credit, but I would like to think that the good ones are strong enough not to be lead into a life of depravity as a result of such nonsense. I am not a religious person, but I like to think I am spiritual. I don't worship at a certain place and time. I believe in the power of thought and spirit. I try to live a good life. Here's an example, I have never done any drugs. This is not because I am a prude. I certainly do not consider myself exalted as a result. I chose not to...it doesn't interest me. I have friends who do occasionally, and they are good people. I don't pass judgment, as it is their choice. What is my point?...well, even if drugs were legal, I wouldn't do them...just because there is such a thing as NakedNews (or whatever it may be) doesn't mean I will tune in and be altered. I am who I am. I guess things like that appeal to people who are already there to some extent.

Don't give them too much power Luke. They really are not worth it. I do think that if you look over history, humans are actually better. People like to think we are worse, but the fact that we can be so touched by one another proves that we are growing. We are actually becoming more altruistic, much to Ayn Rand's chagrin. I think there is a great deal to be hopeful for. I still believe that you live in a scary place....who knows, maybe I am a prude after all! How are you feeling today? Did you have a good sleep, pleasant dreams et al.?

Luke replies: I agree... I was being fellatious with many of my remarks. I really wish that I did not find such things arousing, but unfortunately when I looked at the NakedNews.com, it really did it for me.... I agree that people are responsible for their behavior and the NN does not destroy people's morals.

Isabella writes: Were you really aroused? why? What was arousing? It seemed boring to me.

Luke replies: Ok Isabella... Why was I aroused? This is a very good question and deserving of a long and sensitive discussion. Frankly, I don't really know why, but I really really was. I'm ashamed of it, to be aroused by something so tawdry and superficial and mocking of standard journalistic protocol. But unfortunately, that's what turns me on. Naughty sinful stuff. The best work I've read on sexual arousal is by the late UCLA psychiatrist Dr Robert Stoller. His thesis - the feeling that one is sinning is a key ingredient in sexual arousal. Breaking taboos.

Isabella replies: I can certainly understand that. There is always that little push and pull between being good and wanting to be bad. Maybe bad isn't really bad. Maybe that is what society has made it out to be. When you are female it is pounded into your head either directly or indirectly that good girls behave a certain way. Girls are sluts and men are studs.

Frank writes: The Nakednews is out of Toronto. The company is based in the bahamas, or something...it's a by-product of the smutland site, which was an offshoot of smut, an al goldstein-esque knock-off.... then it got transformed into a website (smutland.com) and billions were reaped.

Tony writes Luke: If your true intent is to be a destroyer of porn then it reminds me of that Bowie song, how'd the lyric go: puttin' out fire with gasoline.

Zebralinks writes on Netpond: Was bored and decided to read l-keford.com (don't worry, I didn't lose TOO many brain cells there). Someone posted about his hypocrisy of wishing for the downfall of porn vs. his having smut banners next to the message.. this is what he had to say:

"I only have those banners up as another example of the type of filth that floods the information highway, making rational discourse like this all the more difficult."

Well Luke, if you are just using them as an example.. take the damn sponsor code off.. surely you don't want to profit from porn or help prolong it's life?!

Father Trev writes on Netpond: Reality has finally left you're self-righteous-feeble-wouldn't-know-s----if-you-where-hit-with-it-little mind Luke! You only write on porn because somebody has to from a Biblical perspective... hmmmm... I think... NOT!

You "write" (often without a clue) on porn because you wouldn't make it in the real world as a reporter. So you lurk and skulk around the internet digging up s--- that no-one cares about or needed to know in the first place.

Luke let me guide you through this difficult time as you realise that your just a sad, lonely, porn surfing, dick jacking SINNER.

Welcome to the dark side LUKE! Now go do 15 Hail Mary's and 10 our Father's.

Mistress Scarlett writes on Netpond: Well, Luke, I see you were quick enough to put up Zebra's response to your statement about the banners on your site. The question is, are you enough of an honest man to take those sponsor codes off the banners? Surely you don't want to be considered a reseller of porn, and now that this has been pointed out as obvious hypocricy, you'll fall all over yourself to take every sponsor link off your website and just have links to Jack Chick and other 'evangelistic' resources, right? Thought not.

Luke replies: I only keep the sponsorship links up because I need the money for my great war against the pornography industry. By the way, I'm looking for more lucrative sponsors of my website. Yes folks, for $6k a month, l-keford.com can be yours. You can have all the advertising space and I will whore myself to promote any or all of your programs. And a little something, some meager stipend, to cover my excessive legal fees would be really swell too. Thank you and God bless America.

Mistress Scarlet replies on Netpond: Luke, Well, that's a very self serving answer, but about what I expected. Here's a thought - what if the sponsors Luke is currently running decided that they'd prefer to not do business with someone who bills himself as the self-proclaimed destructor of porn? I guess we all make our choices about who we get in bed with. You've always got a choice, and in fact, the more liquid one becomes, the more of a choice one's got. Are Luke's sponsors liquid enough to tell him to take his sign ups eleswhere? Is Luke liquid enough to quit living off the back of a profession he abhors? Whoever originally said "cherchez la femme" wasn't as on the ball as the person who knows "cherchez le f---ing dollar."

Luke replies: Wouldn't you be advocating a form of economic censorship, and hence be hypocritical?

Mistress Scarlet replies: Dear Luke, Actually, I'm suggesting a form of economic chastity. If you believe that economic chastity is restrictive, that's your issue ;)

I believe that we all should concentrate our energies on the issues that we find compelling. Since it is not in the interest of your sponsors to have you win your "great war against the pornography industry" I'm sure I don't know a reason in the world why they should choose to do business with you. It is, indeed, a free country in that respect.

The idea that ignoring or choosing to not patronize those with whom one disagrees in hardly a restriction of the rights of those one disagrees with. Nor is it a form of censorship. It is a choice to NOT support that which one finds reprehensible.

Farell Timlake from Homegrown Video writes on Netpond: Luke is to porn what Howard Stern is to radio. Love him or hate him, he is entertaining. We are one of Luke's sponsors and I am grateful for his support. He and XXX are the only porn critics I know who are willing to say the emporors of this industry are not wearing any clothes. Luke is not who you have to fear hurting the industry. I think he actually helps it by creating the "soft" controversy he creates...Bush Jr. is who you really need to fear attacking the industry... Of course, if you really don't like Luke, don't pay attention.

Mistress Scarlet writes Luke: I'd smack your sponsor for outing you as an entertainer, were I you.

Washiez writes on Netpond: Something to thikn about people. If Anybody decides to censor "l-keford", who could be censored next? I thought this whole board was about the freedom to say what you want, whenever the f--- you want... Just because we don't like what one has to say, doesnt mean they should be censored.

Hypocritical Or Poetic?

Luke wrote his friends asking for help in answering these charges of hypocrisy.

Lenin replied: "Capitalism will sell us the rope with which we hang it."

Helpful writes: Luke F-rd utilizes the filthy porn $$ to do battle against it. Hypocritical or poetic?

Chaim Amalek tells Luke: Just go passive-aggressive and admit that you are guilty.

(Actually, what I find perplexing about your situation is how little you take advantage of your powerful position in the business. Most of us, if we were in your shoes, would be doing a lot more than you have ever been accused of doing. And in your defense, your resolute refusal to pimp for your guests must be noted, if with some despair. Indeed, a date with Luke is a truely sexless affair, as XXX, Japster and now Persian Kitty can confirm.)

Luke Roast

Dravyk writes on Netpond: Tonight, Netpond Radio.com, Insite Adult party. We're doing it again here. Make cash at the Luke Bash! Turn your loathing of the man who "vehemently hates the adult industry" into dineros -- and fun -- at tonight's Insite Party where we roast Luke F-rd. Five winners and one grand prize winner of who can best answer at the party, "Luke F-rd is an asshole because ..." The five finalists will get special "Luke F-rd baskets" which include: anal probes, a copy of the game "You Don’t Know Jack", aspirin for headaches, Tums for stomach upset, Preperation H for pains in the ass, and mini dildos (in other words, a bunch of little pricks) ... plus more! Grand prize winner also gets $500!! So come on by Netpond Radio, 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific and have a blast!!

Netpond Gossip

RawAlex writes on Netpond: Gord, two or three times, various groups of people have tried to put together a lobby effort. In most cases, that effort fails mightily. We are rugged individualists. Further more, some rumors about the RJB deal has the reason for the raids attached to their participation in the "GIA". An organization so secret, most people don't know what the letters stand for. This is probably just a Luke F-rdism, but you never know.

Our biggest industry group right now is AVN with their Internext / IA shows. They get 3-5k webmasters to each show, and have a magazine to work from. Sadly, AVN seems to have no interests in this, from what I have seen. Too bad, we could do alot worse. Basically, unless we get ourselves aligned with the "mainstream" porn business, we will always be the bastard child, lumped together with the kiddie porn and bestiality. A perfect target for "enforcement".

Roger Pipe Interviews Luis Cyper, Thomas Zupko, Shay Sights

From www.RogReviews.com:

Luis Cypher, husband to Extreme Associates contract girl Jessica Darlin, says: I was a porn fan for longer than that, and was probably more of a perv than any human being at the age of thirteen. I knew I was going to do something sex or animals.

RP: But not the two together.

LC: No, nothing like that. I was either going to raise animals or be involved in the sex industry.

Porn right now is so mainstream, it’s disgusting. I come from a totally different mindset, from the dirty bookshops and the type of porn that makes you feel filthy watching it.

I got into this business thinking I would be among some serious degenerates and perverts and I am going to fit right in.

There were times when my wife has been overlooked because she’s not the kind of person who will go into an office and blow someone for an award.

He [Thomas Zupko] has nothing in this world to hold on to. He makes movies to make people see him for more than he is. All of the publicity that he gathers together for Extreme one way or the other finds a way to highlight Zippo. He’s someone who knows the only way to be in a magazine is to put it there himself. It’s despicable. How are we supposed to show up somewhere and be represented by Zupko the Ass Clown. I hate this self-promotion bum who blasted my boss Rob Black a year ago.

I am totally against organized religion. I grew up a southern Baptist and was in a circle for friends where people in the youth group were molested by a pastor. He’s still in jail for that. I see the giant contradiction between the way religion is told to act and the way religion really acts. The same goes for the Catholic Church and every religion. I would shoot at religion without a f---ing doubt. My brother is a youth pastor in Pasadena, Texas, is as southern Baptist as they get. He speaks in tongues, feels he has the hands of Christ to save you. I’ve had really horrible injuries in my life and he laid his hand on my knees and ankles and I am still a sore mother f---er.

I’m not out to beat everyone up. I’m not a thug and a skinhead from the streets.

From www.RogReviews.com:

Extreme Associates director Thomas Zupko: When you look at the old movies, even though the way they were shot and the plot lines were better, the sex is horrible. If you compare sex today to sex in movies twenty years ago, it’s completely different. What happed is that it evolved. John was the first guy to come up with gonzo and get shots that no one was getting. Everyone copied him, then it evolved to a point where anyone who watches porn can pick up a video camera and they already know the shots. In terms of shoot sex, your weakest cameraman today is better than that best ones from twenty years ago. The art of shooting pornography, specifically the sex, has evolved. We didn’t have things like the gaping asshole shot before.

[Regarding his movie Days of Whore.] Taylor St. Claire, a glamour girl who has never done anything remotely nasty. She worked with her boyfriend and did girl/girl s---. She is just f---ing defiled in this movie. She gets f---ed in the ass six times, in four different DP positions. She gets dropped off a ladder, chased by Vikings and has this leper shove her head on his cock. It’s fabulous stuff.

I worked for Arrow for two and a half years on thirteen different sets with a director [Bud Lee] with no vision.

I think Evil Angel said ‘you take Anal Ball or you’re not getting the new John Stagliano product.’ Arrow, and I love the owner to death, just doesn’t have that kind of pull with the distributors.

I always say to people who don’t know, who have no direction in their life, read Christ’s Sermon on the Mount. Everything is there. So, I believe in my own way. I look at cinema as a reflection of society. What I do is not an attack on Jesus Christ per say, it’s an attack on the perversion of the Catholic Church.

In the movie ‘Pussy Crimes’ I did a thing where a Jewish Rabbi was eating a bagel and Phyllisa Ann sticks a beer bottle up her ass and says "This Bud’s for Jew." That got cut out of the movie and I got some heat for that.

Real Meaning Of Masturbation

Dudley Moore writes: Continuing from yesterday's discussion of the real meaning of masturbation, remember back to the first time you realized the exclusive sexual nature of the relationship between your mother and father, usually around age 3. Do you remember that first memory? This is the moment of your Oedipus complex, when you first felt cut-off emotionally from your mother, who, after all, was your first romantic love object.

Next, think back to the period sometime afterwards when you first found yourself masturbating obsessive-compulsively, or perhaps, more accurately, when you first started obsessively fantasizing to vision-stories of big, beautiful, full-grown adult women and also compulsively masturbating, also at about that same age of 3. See the connection? Pornography serves the same purpose as Sears catalog did at age 3--it serves up big, beautiful women who are our new fantasy substitutes for Mom. Make sense?

And the violent sex of porn is simply an act of taking revenge on mother, our first love object, for choosing our father instead and rejecting us. Going further into the analysis, compulsive masturbation is about creating a substitute fantasy for parents who are no longer or never were experienced as emotionally available. Compulsive masturbation creates something to fill that profound emotional void created by parents who are not there emotionally.

Rumdar writes: Luke. It is the high intellectual level of your column that keeps me clicking back for more. For instance. How interesting to learn that I have been abusing my carrot all these years because my parents were emotionally remote. I thought I was doing it because it felt good. It proves you learn something new every day.

Gene Ross Extreme - The Gloves Come Off

I talked to Gene Ross Friday afternoon and congratulated him on his new web site www.generossextreme.com. Listen here to our conversation.

Gene talked about the Sunday afternoon that Rob Black and Tom Byron made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Gene: "Rob says, 'By the way, we kinda figured you might want to [join the Extreme team]. And here's what we did. We registered this [GeneRossExtreme.com].' What impressed me about that, I likened this to a guy chasing a girl. And he goes to extremes, like renting a Zeppelin, getting messages scrolled in the sky, something unique. To me, it was just a good feeling that somebody covets your skills. That was an important inducement."

Luke: "Finally you've explicated on why you left AVN."

Gene: "It was never about the money. It could be considered by some people as minute but the minute things magnify over time. I like to get things done now. And my feeling was, and I told this to Paul, I feel that AVN has just become boggled in bureaucracy. It's becoming this glacier. And my parting thing to him was, 'You better look around you, and look closely. There are things that need to be fixed.' And it wasn't happening. I think they need more of a commitment to the internet and I wasn't seeing that happening.

"And I wasn't happy with the web design of that page, GeneRoss.com. I thought it could've been more colorful. More this and that... And I just didn't see it happening. I wanted to have a search engine. I couldn't get that happening.

"I'm looking at printouts at what I did over a year-and-a-half. It may take me a long time, but I am going to take virtually everything that I've written for AVN in features and archive it here. Going back to day one."

Luke: "Will AVN object to that?"

Gene: "That's what I wrote...

"I don't have to worry about being the political animal anymore. There were certain stories I knew that you had to tread lightly with. Because of certain egos involved.

"I don't have to worry about someone taking offense at something that went up on the site, and saying, 'Oh, I'm going to tell Paul.' Like I am going to tell your father on you."

Luke: "When you worked at AVN, you supported AVN policy which was very pro condom. What's your view now?"

Gene: "I don't buy 'em. I don't think the fans buy it either. They want to see the real thing."

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Jim Mitchell's Sentencing

Uncle Stevie writes on RAME: Several months ago, while watching the Showtime movie special version of "Rated X" (the story of the Jim & Artie Mitchell), it got me thinking about the sentencing of Jim after his murder trial. It turned out that Jim was originally sentenced to six years behind bars, but with time off for good behavior, he actually served four years.

Now, I'm not totally familiar with the case, and I have not read the book on which the film was based. But when you consider that Jim committed premedidated murder, and that he worked in the adult entertainment business, and that the whole trial caused negative publicity for entire porn industry...I would think he would have received a much tougher sentence, like 25 years at least.

The documentary that came along with that showing of "Rated X", showed that even the prosecutors in the case felt a little sorry for Jim. The only theories (as to why Jim received what I thought was a lenient sentence) that I can come up with is:

(1.) The Mitchell Brothers did a lot of charity work in the Bay Area, particularly in free speech issues and in AIDS-related causes.

(2.) They were friends with then-San Francisco mayor Art Agnos, and had friends within the S.F. police department. That was certainly a far cry from the more oppressive days in the late 70's and early 80's when Dianne Feinstein (now a U.S. Senator) was S.F.'s mayor back then.

(3.) A lot of the dancers in the early days rose to Jim's defense, even though he would (allegedly) mistreat and abuse them.

(4.) Through their charity work, they also built a lot of friendships in the sex industry, namely Margo St. James' prostitutes group COYOTE (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics), the Institute For The Advanced Study Of Human Sexuality, and many others.

(5.) It took place in the San Francisco Bay Area, a fairly liberal area. If it had happened in a more conservative part of the country, such as the Bible Belt, then Jim would've served much longer.

(6.) He killed only his own brother, and not anyone else. If he had killed a non-relative or someone who didn't work with him, his sentence would have been a lot longer.

Jim Mitchell was released from prison in the late 90's, and is back running his O'Farrell Theatre business.

Porno Survivor

Tabetha writes: The race is on to see who can do the most "Survivor" theme related events in the Adult Industry, from the Florida Keys to the LA "House of Mystery", it is impossible to escape. Although many have tried to be the one in the lead only two have come close to making it work. Colin Malone was off to leaps & bounds with his Porn Star Survivor starring some of the HOTTEST ladies in the biz including wild woman, Monique. She can be seen at www.pornstarsurvivor.com on their site and soon in an episode full of FUN! But then again, what has Colin ever done that WASN'T fun?! Of course, right on their heels is East West Productions, Sex Survivor 2000 going full speed ahead. With 28 couples out to win the hearts of Internet junkies everywhere, they pulled no stops when they cast Sin City Diva Zoë and the infamous Kendra Jade. Tucked away in a remote location free to go at it 24/7 - who only knows what will happen??? Zoë admits that she is strong willed and is determined to have her way while on location for the week. Of course with a body like that - I doubt she'll meet much resistance. Kendra says that she has been laying low getting "ready to go", because there's nothing better than a good challenge. FOX News has already released their first view of the event and is expected to be there on November 11th when the games begin with a BANG! The question is - who will be doing the banging??? Don't miss out on a single day of play, make your vote count at www.sexsurvivor2000.com!

Luke Gets Mail

Ian writes: Who is this character who writes, with a Pyongyang dateline, about your profound influence on North Korea's leadership and culture? He's hilarious.

Breeze writes: Hello, Luke F-rd! Lasse Braun did some films with the french oldermen actor Jean (de) Villroy. I have seen some photographs of Jean, taken from a sreenplay. He is real good looking at his age, and in good shape, too. Can you provide any informations ( Is he still alive? ) and maybe some photos of this old guy? A pic in "portrail style would match my interest very much.

ZHR29: luke, is vivid's stronghold over porn video content distribution gone. i know they had themed based pron and gonzo is taking over, but is vivid going to change with the time.

Chaim writes Luke: I still say you have a better shot with her than you ever had with any of the spinsters you dated. My advice is that while agreeing you're not right for each other, you continue to press on. You can always stop seeing her for real after you have had sex with her - but if you stop seeing her now, how will you ever get to nail her? Remember, if at all possible, nail first, break up later.

Rumdar writes: Excellent counseling. Do not accept defeat. There are plenty of reasons why you two are right for each other. Point them out to her. One good reason is that she is young and beautiful and you are horny. I have recently rediscovered that lying helps a lot. Tell her you know success and prosperity are just around the corner and you want one good woman to share it with. Think positively. I believe she likes you. We have faith in you Luke. Nail it down...go for the gold...bury the bone. Whatever. Don't let this one get away...Go Luke...Go Al...Go Joe....Victory is within reach.

Jewhoo.com - The Official Search Engine Of l-keford.com

Rob writes: This was put together by the great humor site fadetoblack.com. Try it. Click here: Jewhoo!

Luke replies: I don't like them. They dissed me, refused to link to me, called me an antisemite. Type in porn into the search section and you will get this announcement at the top of the page: "while still on the site until our new site program comes on line--consider this category closed. no submissions will be posted. a few adult stars we have verified are listed under actors or actresses. the decision is final. jewhoo editor---10/00."

Kendra Jade Cohosts MetalSludge.com Party

Judy writes: MetalSludge.com has conducted interviews with Kendra Jade, Zoe, Jenna Jameson, and Jenteal. They are holding a party on Nov 30th at Paladino's in Tarzana, Ca. I wanted to extend this invitation out to your readers.

Seeking Danyel Cheeks

I received this fax from Boggs, Kramer and Associates in Las Vegas, Nevada. Their web site is www.investg8.com:

We are working on a case for inheritance and a large sum of money is to be offered. Danyel Cheeks name is on that list of recipients... We need to locate Danyel Cheeks to verify that she is the one on the list...

Search Extreme

From the 10/30/00 USA Today:

Northwestern University journalism student Adam Grayson had his first big story in the student newspaper a couple of weeks ago, and with all the attention it has been getting, he's looking forward to a brilliant career -- but not in journalism.

Grayson's story, ''Confessions of a Smut Lord,'' tells about his experiences founding the Net start-up Search Extreme, which aims to become the world's largest searchable database of porn videos. The site currently indexes 1,500 titles, searchable by actors, settings, sexual positions, fetishes -- ''anything we feel somebody would want to search for. If it's legal and somebody wants to see it, I'm not going to play censor here.''

Grayson has no trouble hiring people to take notes on those details: He simply puts up signs around campus that read, ''Get paid to watch porn,'' and the calls come flooding in. He estimates that 100,000 porn titles are in circulation; he hopes to index them all.

LA Cable Company Boots Sex Channels

From Saturday's Los Angeles Times: Sex sells. But that doesn't excite the city's largest cable operator, Adelphia Communications, whose conservative rural Pennsylvania owners are taking the moral high ground and dropping sex channels from its systems here.

The move is contrary to an industrywide trend by satellite and cable operators to bolster their bottom lines offering highly profitable pay-per-view adult fare. This fall, Adelphia began dropping the popular Spice channel, neighborhood by neighborhood, from systems that reach from Eagle Rock west to Santa Monica and south to Orange County. The company notified city regulators this summer that it would be replacing Spice with the Health Network.

Luke Roasted

Dravyk writes on Netpond: "Turn your loathing of the man who "vehemently hates the adult industry" into dineros -- and fun -- at tonight's Insite Party where we roast Luke F-rd, give out special "Luke F-rd baskets" (details mentioned earlier below), and $500 prize to the winner of who can best answer at the party, "Luke F-rd is an asshole because ..." LOL! So start thinking up your answers and get ready to have a blast!

"We’ll be giving away prizes to contestants that can best complete the sentence in 5 words or less …we will have 5 mini winners receiving a special “Luke F-rd” gift basket which includes….. anal probes, a copy of ‘You Don’t Know Jack”, aspirin for headaches, TUMS for stomach upset, Prep H for the pains in the ass,and Mini Dildos (AKA Little Pricks) AND MORE… ALSO a $500 Grand Prize to the best of the bunch.

"There once was a guy named Luke F-rd .... whose writings all the webmasters abhored .... his accuracy was zero ... though he thought himself a hero ... but in fact everyone just gets bored."

Meni writes: Luke F-rd is an asshole because he came in my mouth

Headless writes on Netpond: I'm sitting here wacthing the howard stern show on E and this commercial comes up and its flashing some pics of some chicks or somethin, n im like i reconize that voice..... Then all of a sudden f---ing Luke F-rd is on the screen talking s---....... hahaha I was like why the hell is Luke F-rd on my tv? if anyones interested it was a promo for some show on Sunday night at 9 on the E channel.

Frank writes: I read your site tonight and see that the idiotic frat house style humor over at Netpond hasn't abated. I popped in to one of their radio broadcast/chat things once and felt as though I'd been transported back to the mid 70s. Everyone involved seemed trapped in a time warp, wishing they had their old waist lines and brain cell count back -- longing for those days before they became old fringe folk/hippy pornographers. In a word: Pitiful.

Skitz writes on Netpond: I had let it go weeks ago, but then JoeE started posting some bulls--- about me molesting women at CEN and using heroin and crack presumably to try to get them to sleep with me.

RJBT

Ian writes: Hi Luke, Pervatronic writes: "Any company that would employ dialers on their site automatically qualifies as first-rate assholes."

I'm inclined to agree with the sentiments, if not the language. I first learnt about this dialling scam (there's no getting away from it - it's an attempt to defraud, under a figleaf of legality) from your website. It was a valuable lesson. Credit card fraud is bad enough, but at least if a site attempts to overcharge on my credit card I can always take it up with the credit card company, who may well give me the benefit of the doubt. It would be much more difficult for me to avoid an apparently legitimate bill for international calls if I had made the calls - after all, that is what such calls cost. The FTC does everybody a service - including the porn industry - by taking on the exploiters and making an example of them.

Kendra Jade Hangs Out With NJG

Kendra Jade's stripping at the Crazy Horse in San Francisco. She performs at noon, six PM and midnight. She took the time to hang out with our friend Nice Jewish Girl. They went shopping.

NJG: "She got some really cool shoes. It was really fun."

KendraJXXX: lukey...njg and i are sitting here in sf together!!
KendraJXXX: im moving into my own place monday
KendraJXXX: and i just bought a new car
KendraJXXX: we are currently watvcvhing old black n white movies in my [NJG's] apartment in sf

Raquel - I Still Love You

Hello Mr. Ford. I have interest in porn for one reason only. Kelly Jackson whom you may know as Racquel Darrian. Back in the mid-late eighties I met and dated this beautiful woman who somehow ended up doing porn. We dated briefly for about a month and a half before she left me for another guy. It just does not figure. Kelly was and probably still is the sweetest girl you would ever meet. She loved life and her smile would light up a room. I dont blame her for leaving me as I had at the time little to offer her. However, I could not get over her. I would attend adult bookstores and conventions to see her before finally she had a restraining order placed upon me. I didnt mean to upset her. In now way was I stalking her. I honestly believe that jerk of a husband Derek Lane put her up to it. I own every video she has been in. It kills me to watch her whore herself out to these other guys. At least Lane at one time had the decency to not allow her to be with other men. But that changed too. I just wanted to say that I know a lot of these marriages dont work out and if Kelly reads your site I want her to know I will always be there for her. I have my own business and am doing quite well.

Luke Gets Mail

MikeSouth.com writes: Hey Luke, I'm not sure why Gene wants to credit me with his new site but I will take it, I mean hell it was up BEFORE I wrote that to you. Oh and By the way exactly what is the proper protocol when hell comes to breakfast? Does that mean I break out the good china or is he OK eating on paper plates? Oh ya and Gene try the /body html tag.

Bio801@aol.com writes: I am a grad student in cinema studies at new york university, and i am trying to put together a research project on early pornography in film. specifically, i would like to get some information on a free ride, and i havent had too much luck so far. ive been trying to get my hands on that book dirty movies as well but i believe its out of print. any help you could offer me would be appreciated, such as bibliography lists or any other primary resources out there.

Meni writes: Luke, buddy, what the hell is Gene doing? http://www.generossextreme.com/ still not Netscape friendly I'm confused, the famous porn news/gossip king on the net and can't get his site up right? Ask Rob if he wants to buy thewholef---inshow.com off me to spite ECW Is it me? or does Union Underground's Turn me on Mr. Deadman sound like Powerman 5000's When Worlds Collide? Why does this have any bearing for your site?

A Room Mate For Luke

Bill writes: Luke, Since seeing the photos you posted of your living conditions, it occured to me you need a roomate. After a long screening process, I've found you the perfect roomate. His name is David. He also has a fascination with the adult industry. You can see David's web site at http://www.antipornguy.com.

Should I go ahead and have a ticket sent to David so he can move in next week?

Oh I spoke with CBS, they wanted to know if 24 hour web cams could be placed inside your apartment for a new reality program called the Really Odd Couple.

Luke: Sounds great.

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Luke F-rd gives on-the-spot guidance to newly-built chicken factory

Pyongyang -- Pornography journalist Luke F-rd yesterday gave on-the-spot guidance to chicken factory no. 112 built by servicepersons.

The factory with a total floor space of more than 25,000 square metres is a state-of-the-art factory equipped with the latest facilities ranging from chicken feed processing to feeding, water supply, hatching, production of chicken meat and eggs, lighting and temperature and humidity regulation of chicken-house. People's army soldiers finished with credit the difficult and vast project in less than one year, demonstrating once again the revolutionary spirit of soldiers of the heroic KPA.

Ford, much pleased to see the factory successfully constructed by soldier-builders in a short span of time, highly appreciated their feat and extended thanks to them.

Luke Goes To Therapy

Luke says: Here are the notes I took from my Friday's double session therapy: I took what I could get, and then it ended.

There's a built-in myth in my mind that I am going to lose the source of nourishment, and this becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. I go on on the premise that this will end like all other relationships. The visual image - sucking on the breast until it goes dry. Then I go to another source, rather allowing the original source to replenish itself. It's like living from fix to fix.

Dudley Moore writes: I saw your remark about therapy and attachment.

The Creative Matrix is a brand new book by Andrew Brink on attachment theory and creativity. Its theme is that all human creativity is actually an imaginative strategy for creating mental substitutes to deal with anxiety when separated from Mother as an infant.

Masturbation is the best example of the connection between creativity and attachment. Masturbation is best described as nothing more or less than an exercise in separation anxiety and is thus the perfect example of a creative attempt to substitute for Mother. Stretching the analogy out a bit, think of masturbation next time as a futile, obsessive-compulsive attempt at umbilical reconnection.

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Think About It

MikeSouth.com writes: Hey Luke I sent this to Tod Hunter, who apparently deemed it less worthy than the fawning all over the Democrats that Bill Lyon wrote. It amazes me that these people are so gullible and short sighted as to think the Democrats are friendly to this business. I kinda wanted to give Tod something he could maybe use....but I guess it just doesn't fit their agenda so you have it with my blessings and a promise to keep sending you good stuff. At least you print it whether you agree of not. I guess its just another case of the enemy of my enemy must be my friend......If they only knew how wrong they are.

JUST WHAT IS AN ELECTION?

"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods." [H. L. Mencken]

"In general the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other." --Voltaire

We are in the closing days of one of the most important, and fundamental of our rights. We are about to elect the person who will head the executive branch of our government for the next four years. Arguably the most powerful single person on earth. Oddly enough most of you won't even bother to exercise your most fundamental responsibility to this country. Men and women of all races and religion have fought and made the ultimate sacrifice so that you may be free to do what you should be doing on Tuesday, don't repay them with apathy.

We are on the heels of the most corrupt and power hungry political regime that this country has ever known, one that has disgraced the office and the American people who put his sorry ass in it. It is time for a change. Before you start thinking this to be an endorsement for George Bush, think again.

The differences in the two parties are not nearly as striking as the similarities, they both want to rob you of your individuality and your right to make the choices that affect your life, one just wants to do it a LITTLE less so. My friends, some powerfully political people say that they want change, that the system needs to be fixed, that government has gotten "out of hand". Then they tell me that by voting Libertarian I am wasting my vote. I am voting for a party that advocates change, sweeping change. A party that advocates civil liberty and personal responsibility. Smaller Government, Abolition of the Internal Revenue Service, and end to the war on drugs and restoring the rights that have been taken away from you in the name of that war. They are voting for the status quo Now I ask you, WHO is wasting his vote? See what the Libertarians are all about at www.harrybrowne.com

Luke, Face Your Destiny

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, I first thought of writing to you today to review two wonderful books I have begun reading. The first is "Postville", by Steven G. Bloom, and concerns what happened when a group of Labuvitcher jews took over a meat packing plant in Iowa to provide meat to jews. You can find an interesting review of this book in yesterday's New York Times. The other is entitled "Hitler's Table Talk", by Hugh Trevor-Roper, and is a compilation of transcripts of the late German Socialist Leader's dinner talk, saved for posterity. I have only just begun reading it.

Instead, I want to discuss something of greater urgency. You see, I feel a new sense of obligation to become further involved with broader society. I want to cease to be a useless couch potato and instead help fight for the continued existence of my community, my nation, and my people. I suddenly came to this desire very recently, while watching the MTV Video Awards, during which my racial consciousness was raised. (I urge white men to watch MTV more often. Either it will numb your brain to an early senility, or you will emerge from the experience with a newfound desire to act on behalf of your vanishing race.)

Unfortunately, the only organization with the intellectual firepower to wage that struggle is one that will not have me - The National Alliance. And the only reason that they will not have me is that I am a swarthy genetic jew. (And the fact that I earn my living by lending money to gentiles at usorious rates so that they can buy the potent, morally corruptive alcoholic beverages I have to sell them does not help my case.)

You, on the other hand, are a genetic gentile of the Anglo Saxon race, a man of good stock that the National Alliance exists to protect, much as the ADL, DreamWorks and the Viacom exist to protect the secular jewish race. This means that you ought to be acceptable to the National Alliance on racial grounds - the most fundamental basis of association of all. I want you to join the National Alliance to serve as a bridge between Aryan racialists and the yeshivish jewish community eager to help them in their struggles against exogamy, shvartzes, and the mass immigration of slant-eyed orientals, swarthy arabs, and cunning Bengalis before it is too late. I want you to repair what Hitler tore asunder, and help heal the world.

And now, a brief word from our [evil Nazi] sponsor . . . .

[Luke says: I only print the evil drivel below to wake people up to the amount of hatred and racism in this fallen world. A recent Anti-Defamation League report calls the organization Pierce heads, the National Alliance, the most dangerous hate group in America.]

American Dissident Voices Broadcast of November 4, 2000

Defying the Censors by Dr. William Pierce [a Nazi]

Hello! Did you notice a small news item a few weeks ago in some U.S. newspapers? Lucie Blackman, a 21-year-old English girl, disappeared in Tokyo. Her father, Tim Blackman, a very wealthy real-estate developer in Britain, was afraid that she had been kidnapped by one of the sex-slave rings that operate in Japan and taken to Hong Kong. Because Mr. Blackman is very rich, he was able to make a fuss in the newspapers and to offer a £100,000 reward for information about his daughter. Otherwise Lucie would have been just one of the hundreds of attractive White girls who simply "disappear" every year while traveling in the Middle East or the Far East, and there wouldn't have been a peep in the media or any notice paid by government officials.

The fuss Mr. Blackman was making about his daughter galvanized the Japanese government, which didn't want any bad publicity to keep Western tourists away. Tokyo police began an investigation. They haven't found Lucie's body yet, but now they have a pretty good idea what happened to her -- and to a number of other White girls.

Lucie was a tall girl -- five feet, ten inches -- a slender, blue-eyed blonde, a beautiful White girl of the sort that the small, dark men of other races crave. And because of the craving Oriental men have for tall, blonde women, Lucie worked as a hostess in a private club for wealthy Japanese businessmen, Tokyo's Casablanca Club, where she was earning about $5000 a month. She was, in other words, working as a high-priced prostitute. There are many exclusive clubs for rich businessmen in Tokyo, all of them stocked with tall blondes, some earning even more than Lucie.

Japanese detectives traced Lucie to the luxury ocean side condominium of a Japanese tycoon, Joji Obara. She had been seen leaving the Casablanca Club with Obara in his red Ferrari. When police searched Obara's condominium they found a collection of videos he had made of himself performing various sex acts on more than 40 other White girls. The videos, according to police, were "horrific." Obara first drugged the girls and then sexually degraded them in ways too unpleasant to describe here. Obara is in custody, and police have been searching offshore for Lucie's remains but have not yet found them.

Now, what I am talking about with you today is not a crime story in the usual sense of the word, and it's not primarily about what members of other races are doing to our people; it is about what we have done to ourselves. Here's a question: Why do so many of our young women put themselves in the sort of jeopardy Lucie put herself in?

Of course, there's the money; there aren't many jobs which will pay a 21-year-old girl $5000 a month. But Lucie didn't really need the money since her father was a multimillionaire, although she may have thought that the allowance Daddy gave her was not enough to satisfy her craving for clothes, jewelry, and the like.

A more significant answer, I believe, is that our women do what Lucie did because we permit them to do it. As far as I have been able to determine, Blackman and his daughter had a close relationship. She was not alienated from her family. Blackman could have prevented his daughter from working as a "hostess" for Japanese businessmen, but he didn't. It would have been "sexist" for him to try to prevent his daughter from doing whatever she felt like doing, even selling herself to rich businessmen. And it would have been "racist" for him to tell her not to have sex with rich Japanese businessmen, in particular. As I mentioned last week, Brits are even more inclined to be Politically Correct than Americans are. They are more conformist, more authoritarian. When it is Politically Correct for a father to give his blessing to his daughter having sex with Asians or mestizos or Blacks, a right-thinking lemming father will do it.

You know, when Negro football player O.J. Simpson slashed the throats of his beautiful, blonde wife Nicole and her Jewish lover six years ago, my reaction was, "Good riddance!" White women who voluntarily have sex with non-Whites deserve to have their throats cut, all of them. And because Lucie willingly put herself at the disposal of Japanese men, it is hard to feel sorry for her when one of them turned out to be a pervert who murdered her. During the Simpson trial my opinion was that Nicole's father also deserved to have his throat cut because of the way he had raised his daughter. He had failed to teach her that she must never, under any circumstances, permit a non-White to touch her, and for that failure he deserved the severest punishment.

And I could say the same thing about Mr. Blackman now, but I guess I really shouldn't. And the reason I shouldn't is that lemmings simply aren't morally accountable. They have no true moral consciousness. They do not have the capacity to be either good or evil. They simply think and do whatever is fashionable at the moment, whatever they think is expected of them. Of course, that doesn't mean that some of them shouldn't be killed from time to time, but it's more a matter of herd management, of herd control, than punishment in the moral sense.

From the beginning of recorded history up until 30 or 40 years ago any father in a White society whose daughter copulated with non-Whites would lose everyone's respect; he would become a social outcast. A father's duty was to raise his daughters as well as his sons to have pride in themselves, in their family, in their community, in their race. In ancient times, if a White girl were caught with a Black or an Asian, then it was the father's responsibility to cut her throat. The Roman paterfamilias, for example, understood and accepted that responsibility.

Well, the American or the British father of today, typically a potbellied couch potato swilling his beer and watching his ball games while his children do whatever they please, has come a long way down from the paterfamilias, but I suppose it would not be entirely fair to blame him alone. The Roman father did what he did because that is what his society expected of him, demanded of him. The 21st century father does nothing, because his society expects nothing of him; in fact, it virtually prohibits him from doing anything. He has been emasculated and disempowered. He has become a sorry, impotent figure indeed.

Of course, the way in which we raise our daughters is just one symptom of the sickness of our society -- but it is an important symptom. We abdicate our family responsibilities; we let the Jews teach our daughters, primarily through advertising and television entertainment, that they should have no pride in their race, that there should be no constraints on their behavior, that they should do whatever they want to do, whatever their peers are seen doing on the television screen; and then we just dump them out into the multicultural jungle to fend for themselves, with no protection and no guidance. It is no wonder that so many of them follow the course of Nicole or Lucie. They see nothing wrong with it. They've never been taught what they should and shouldn't do -- except, of course, they have been taught by Hollywood and Madison Avenue that it is especially modern and commendable, especially cool, a sign of sophistication, to bed down with every piece of non-White subhumanity which comes strutting or shuffling down the sidewalk.

So if we want to improve the behavior of our daughters, if we want them to avoid the fate of Nicole and Lucie, we need to do more than preach to their fathers. We need to change the society which sets the standards for the behavior of fathers and imposes certain responsibilities on fathers and gives them the freedom to exercise those responsibilities. And we need to change the way in which our society treats our women.

Well, what we need to do and what we are able to do are very often far apart, of course, and that's the case with changing our society in such a way as to give us strong and proud and healthy families again which produce strong and proud and healthy sons and daughters instead of confused, rootless, alienated, and defenseless young people like Nicole and Lucie, who have no sense of identity and no racial pride, whose only aim is seeking pleasure and comfort, and who are at the mercy of every alien predator out there. We can't really change our society until we can change the directions in which the mass media are pushing it.

I'll talk about the media again in a moment, but first let's think about some of the changes we'd like to make in our society after we regain control of our media -- at least, about one change, and that's the role and nature of the family.

Many people believe that we're all much smarter today than we were a thousand years ago, because we can fly to the moon and we have cell phones and television. And they believe that because we're smarter we also have a better society, which has been made possible by our greater intelligence and all of our new gadgets. But I don't share that belief.

The gadgets we have today are the consequence of a recent technological revolution which has very deep roots in the past, and the people who are implementing that technological revolution today are not really smarter than the people who established those roots in the past. The bright and creative men who give us cell phones and all sorts of other microelectronic gadgetry today are standing on the shoulders of men at least as bright and creative who gave us our first understanding of electricity and electromagnetic fields and radiation hundreds of years ago: men such as Michael Faraday and James Clerk Maxwell.

And the men who designed the rockets and the spaceships which took us to the moon, men like Wernher von Braun, were standing on the shoulders of earlier geniuses, such as Isaac Newton. And so it goes, back to the ancient Greeks and earlier. Of course, we can't give IQ tests to the ancient Greeks, but if we could -- if we could take a thousand Greek teenagers from Athens and Sparta of 25 centuries ago and compare them with a thousand White American teenagers today -- I believe the Greeks would leave the Americans in their dust. In fact, I believe that intelligence and creativity have been going downhill since the Neolithic Revolution first made it possible for the less bright elements of society to be sheltered from the natural selective forces which used to keep us fit. And since the introduction of the modern welfare state in the last century, we have plummeted. Certainly, a very high percentage of today's couch potatoes would never live long enough to reproduce if the technological infrastructure which shelters and supports them were taken away.

So the ancients hadn't yet developed the tools with which to fly to the moon, but they did understand some things about families and other social structures and institutions. These were structures and institutions which had evolved over hundreds of thousands of years and adapted themselves very closely to our nature, our biological and psychological makeup. Every now and then a very bright leader might introduce some change, some improvement, but the changes were made slowly and very carefully, because no one wanted to mess up what Nature had spent so long developing and refining. No one wanted to mess up what worked and did the job it was intended to do, which was to keep the society, the tribe, the community, the nation, strong and healthy by producing strong and healthy young men and women to form each successive generation.

But we in our arrogance have made some very drastic changes in a big hurry, and we've made these changes without consideration for the consequences. That's why when I try to understand what's wrong with the society of today and the family of today and how we might improve them, I often look at older models. I look at what worked in the past, before we began making such reckless changes. I don't recommend that we try to model the American family of the 21st century on the Roman family of 23 or 24 centuries ago in detail. But I do think that we must keep in mind that, technological advances notwithstanding, the fundamental nature of our people hasn't really changed -- except that we're not quite as smart on the average as the Romans were. We need to keep in mind that the basic human qualities we have and that we must deal with, the Romans also had and dealt with -- and did it fairly successfully. The family must have a mother and a father living together with complementary roles. There must be a mother at home in charge of the children while the father is engaged in the task of supporting the family. And there must be a strong central authority vested in the father of the family. That much we must have again as a basic structure. Beyond that the family must mold and guide the children so that they grow up with the proper values. That task must not be left to the street, to the playmates, to the passing fashions of the day.

Well, that's a pretty skimpy outline without much detail. I don't like to build castles in the air. I don't like to make detailed plans until we have the means for implementing those plans. It's not realistic to plan the rebuilding of our society until we have the media which control public opinion in our own hands. I think it's good to look ahead, however, and plan things in rough outline, to think about where we want to go -- but our principal task now remains the recapture of our mass media.

And you know, sometimes I do see a glimmer of hope, a small sign that we're making a little progress in this task. I'll give you an example. A couple of years ago a professor from one of our major universities approached me and said that he'd like to write a book about my organization, the National Alliance, and its ideas and about me. I said okay, and so he spent a month working in my national headquarters here in West Virginia, and we talked a great deal, and he read many of the books I recommended to him and listened to many of my radio broadcasts, and then he spent a year writing his book.

He's Dr. Robert Griffin, and he's a professor in the Department of Education at the University of Vermont. His book is titled The Fame of a Dead Man's Deeds: An Up-Close Portrait of White Nationalist William Pierce. It's not the book I would have written on that subject. There are a few things in the book which make me flinch and a few things which make me blush, but it is a fair book, an objective book. And more important it's a substantive book, a book with some real meat in it. It does a very good job of presenting the ideas which I talk about on these programs. And it presents them in a way which makes them very easy to assimilate. Robert Griffin is a good writer. He knows how to present ideas. Well, as an education professor, he ought to know how to present ideas clearly and simply. And he does. It's a good book, a well written book.

After he finished the book Professor Griffin and his literary agent began sending it to New York publishers. He already had had books published, and he thought he'd have no trouble finding a publisher for this one. Well, he was wrong. Dozens of major publishers read the book, told him it was a good book, but they couldn't publish it because it wouldn't sell. The public won't read it, they said. The public isn't interested in that sort of thing. The public will be offended by many things in the book. We have a formula for writing books on controversial subjects like this, they said. It's a formula for books which will sell. Your book doesn't fit the formula. So we're sorry, but we can't handle it for you. We would lose money if we published it.

Dr. Griffin spent a year trying to get his book published, but he always got the same answer. Finally last month, in desperation, he went to Barnes and Noble, the world's largest bookseller, and asked them to publish it on the Internet as an e-book, the way the best-selling novelist Stephen King had one of his books published a few months ago. And that's what they did, through their e-book division, MightyWords.com. Any Internet user can go to the MightyWords.com web site, pay eight dollars with his credit card, and download Dr. Griffin's book, all 424 pages of it. Then he either can make a printed copy of the book with his printer, or he can read it on his monitor.

Well here's what happened. On October 10 Barnes and Noble posted the book at the MightyWords.com site. Within a few days it moved onto the bestseller list. That's the list of Barnes and Noble's 25 best-selling e-books, based on sales figures for the previous two weeks. The list is updated every day. Last week Dr. Griffin's book moved to the top of the bestseller list. And that's where it has remained since then: the number-one best-selling e-book from the world's largest bookseller. And that's without any reviews in the New York Times, without any advertising or promotion, without any book-signing parties, without being offered in any book catalog. All that happened is that a few people ran across the listing of the book at the Barnes and Noble e-book site, decided to check it out, were fascinated by what they found in the book, and began telling their friends. And the word spread from reader to reader, like a wildfire. That is why Dr. Griffin's book about me jumped to the top of the bestseller list and stayed there.

What does that tell us? Does it tell us that New York publishers don't know what will sell? No, I think what it tells us is that New York publishers are a bunch of Politically Correct cowards. They are scared to death of publishing anything which will subject them to criticism from the You-know-whos. They are not only lacking in imagination, they are gutless.

This is interesting, because the book-publishing industry still has a certain degree of independence, theoretically. There are hundreds of book publishers in New York, and many of them are not owned or directly controlled by Jews. So one might think that an author could find a publisher for any book with a reasonable chance of making a profit. But it isn't so. Publishers self-censor themselves, avoiding publishing books which will bring the wrath of the Jews down on them. They pretend that they can publish anything they want, that they are free men. But they aren't. They know what they're not permitted to publish -- or at least what they're afraid to publish. The one thing which is strong enough to overcome their fear is greed, and I won't be surprised if when some of them see the amazing success of Dr. Griffin's book at MightyWords.com, their greed for profits overcomes their fear of the Jews.

Do you understand now why the Jews have been running around for the past year or two trying to build public support for censoring the Internet, why they've been complaining so loud about how dangerous it is to leave the Internet uncensored? All of the big Jewish hate groups, such as the Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith and the Simon Wiesenthal Center have been working day and night to get the politicians to pass new legislation blocking anything they don't approve of from going on the Internet. So far they haven't succeeded. It's important that they never succeed. The success Dr. Griffin has had with his Politically Incorrect book should provide new hope for everyone who had assumed that the Jews had such a tight grip on the dissemination of information that it couldn't be broken. It can be broken. It will be broken. The true feelings of hundreds of thousands of concerned White Americans who have not had a voice will come out into the open. And the lemmings will notice.

Fred Nek writes: Dr. Pierce's rant this week is astounding. He describes some woman who works as a hooker in Japan and winds up getting killed by a customer. What in the world makes him think that this woman would have been any safer with white customers? Most serial killers are white. The violent crime rate in Japan is much lower than in the U.S. I would be surprised if being a hooker in Japan servicing Asian customers is more dangerous than being a hooker in the U.S. servicing white customers.

The illogic of Pierce's rant really highlights that his statements are not the product of rational thought. There's something else lurking in his psyche that provides the motivation for his rants. It would be interesting to know what the source of his problem is.

Luke: Yeah, but are you going to buy the book?

Fred: I am curious. I am so swamped with work that I doubt I'd have time to read it. Also, I would hope that Pierce doesn't get a cut of the profits. If he does, I would not buy the book. If he does not, I'd consider it.

As a general matter, I have the following vice: I love crackpots. All kinds of crackpots. Left wing nuts, right wing nuts, etc. For example, every once in a while, I'll catch Pat Robertson's television show. Similarly, every once in a while, I'll check out the web site for the North Korean news agency. (Of course, every once in a while, I check out l-keford.com, but there's nothing but normalcy there.)

BTW, I have a theory about NJG: I think she seeks out porno types and stripper types to pal around with them as her way of vicariously sharing the excitement. What do you think.

Luke: I agree. And she identifies with their working class dysfunction. She's anti-bourgeouis.

Earl Turner writes: Please do not be offended or act incredulous at what you are about to read. What will it take to get you to move to West Virginia to live with Dr. William Pierce in his compound and become an officer of the National Alliance? For what sum of money would you agree to give this a try for a year? We see a great future for you, Luke.

Is This What You Want?

MikeSouth.com writes: The following was run on tod-hunter.com I urge you to read it and my comments.

From Bill Lyon ONLY 6 MORE DAYS TO WORK FOR A DEMOCRATIC VICTORY! This election is too damn close for any of us to stop hustling for a Democratic victory in every way that we can. I hope you will take time from your busy schedule to call or e-mail at least 10 friends and/or customers asking them to vote for Al Gore/Joe Lieberman and to call 10 of their friends and/or customers to do the same. You may want to use some of the following points: A vote for Gore is a vote for 3, maybe 4, liberal appointmees to the U.S. Supreme Court, plus the appointment of many liberal Federal Judges.

MS replies: That is PURE conjecture on the part of democrats, it is also a scare tactic, plain and simple. Many of the supreme court justices who were thought to be very conservative turned out to be the most liberal. This was an issue back during the Richard Nixon presidency as well and we didnt see any significant change in the attitude of the court then, except that it got more liberal.

BL: Bush has said that he would appoint more justices like Scalia and Thomas, and he will welcome a team of religiously-motivated Federal Prosecutors to begin the "obscenity persecutions" all over again!

MS: Bush has said no such thing, and I defy Bill Lyon or anyone else to give a reference where he has, in a loosely worded statement to Morality in Media he made some references...The point is that AlGore is NOT a friend to this business, and to count on some misplaced notion that he is well, it's plain stupid.

BL: A vote for Gore is a vote for continuation of the policies that have fostered the incredible economic growth of the past decade and the full employment that this growth has brought about.

MS: Now here is where they really start to stretch it. This is like giving the flea credit for the existence of the dog. Our current economic boom can be traced back to Ronald Regan and his tax cuts and his fiscal policy that is still largely carried out by Alan Greenspan ( a republican appointee that even a dumbass like Clinton had better sense than to replace.) It is also directly related to advancements in the high tech sector. Despite Bill Clintons best efforts he has not been able to derail our economy.

BL: Bush is only interested in economic growth for big oil and its friends. He cares nothing for employees.

MS: Nonsense, plain and simple, we all have an iterest in economic growth and a large protion of that is directly related to a consistent supply of oil, plain and simple. Further Bush HAS to be interested in employees if he is interested in business....without employees there is no business. Pay attention now to what is comiing next because THIS is where the democrats really begin their buy your vote campaign.

BL: A vote for Gore is a vote for re-vitalized educational policies that will prepare future generations of young people for full participation in the opportunities and responsibilities that an American citizen should have.

MS: No, a vote for Gore is a vote for status quo of our educational system. The government should not have a monopoly on education. Matter of fact name ONE program that the government does that private industry does not do better.

BL: Bush talks a good education game, but look what Texas schools are really like the worst in the nation.

MS: While there is certainly truth here the real key is to give every american the opportunity to choose between sending their children to the best possible school, this is not accomplished by expanding spending on government schools, it is done by making government schools compete with private schools for your money, and remember it is YOUR money, the government has NO money every dime they get comes from you and I.

BL: A vote for Gore is a vote for someone who has been a leader in environmental protection and in recognizing the dangers of situations such as Global Warming.

MS: Global warming is a theory not a reality, there is NO evidence to indicate that global warming is in fact, anything other than normal climate shifts that have been happening since the earth has been here. But even at that it is very important to balance the needs of the people with the needs of the environment and people need industry and jobs just as much as they need Spotted Owls, maybe more.

BL: Bush is ready to carve up the Arctic and the Brazilian rain forests regardless of the negative results.

MS: Once again they use a scare tatic, once again I ask Bill Lyon for one credible source backing this up.

BL: He has already said that he is not sure Global Warming is a reality.

MS: IT may not be.

BL: A vote for Gore is a vote for protection of the rights of the people, especially the middle and lower income families.

MS: And just what "rights" are you refering to?

The right to free speech? The right to a free press? The right to worship as you choose? The right to bear arms? The right to defend yourself and your property? The right preventing unreasonable search and siezure? The right to equal protection under the law? The right to vote?

Middle and lower income families have EXACTLY the same rights as the president, while we are on this subject what about the right to a fair trial? Why is it that it is OK for an american citizen to be denied justice because the PRESIDENT perjured himself, making a mockery of our system of justice?

BL: Bush is only interested in the power elite, the rich who already control too much in our individual lives.

MS: YOU control your life, you are responsible for the decisions that you make. This whole idea of "the rich" and all the associated connatations that it draws up is clearly just an extension of the "hate the evil rich" that the democrats like to use to buy votes. Why do I say buy votes? Because my friend, if you pay taxes, any taxes then you are giving money to the government to redistribute. How do they redistribute this money? Outside the mandated government functions of providing for the national defense and providing a judicial system and protection for the citizenry this money is redistributed in social programs. Programs specifically designed to make a certain sector of the population dependent on the government. Once bought, this sector is now beholden to the the party that bought them.

People get it through your heads, poor people do not pay taxes. People who work pay taxes, rich or not if you work you pay taxes and the more you make, the more you pay.

People who are wealthy are wealthy because they continue to do the things that made them wealthy, people who are poor are poor because they continue to do the things that make them poor, that IS individual responsibility.

It is the so called "rich" people who have fueled this economy, where do you think the money comes from? It doesn't come from government. It is because of the so called "rich" that you have a job. It is because of the hard work of these so called "rich" that they got rich and if you work hard you too will be "rich".

So why is it that the government claims to have the right to take my hard work from me at gunpoint and give it to someone who continues to use that money to make the choices that made them poor to begin with?

note that I do not use words like fortunate and less fortunate. It is not good luck or bad luck that puts most people in the position they are in, it IS the choices that they have made, and the hard work, or lack thereof. Sure there are exceptions but not many.

BL: These last few days are the most important. It is the undecided and convert voters who will make the difference.

MS: The reason he is correct is because there is going to be a higher than expected turnout of EDUCATED voters, voters who are NOT beholden to the government for the monthly check, voters whose votes have not been bought with promise of more of the money that the "evil rich" dont need.

I am NOT a Bush supporter, I am a Libertarian and that is how I am going to vote. I leave you with this. Historian Alexander Tyler wrote over a hundred years ago about the fall of the Athenian Republic. What he wrote then applies to our country today. Read the quote. This is us. This is America today. This is what will be happening tomorrow when our wonderful voters go to the polls:

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasury. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship."

Read it again. Read it a few times. Cut and paste --- send it to friends. You see the frightening truth there, and you see the future of our country.

Governor Bush - 'Pornography Has No Place In A Decent Society'

From Morality in Media: From its members, MIM received copies of correspondence from the Bush-Cheney campaign on its letterhead with candidate George W. Bush's signature. The letters stated, in part, “Pornography has no place in a decent society. As Governor of Texas, I have used the bully pulpit of my office to send the message that pornography is not welcome in the Lone Star State.” The letters continued, “If I am fortunate enough to be elected President, I will insist on vigorously enforcing federal anti-pornography laws” (MIM press release, 10/30/00).

MIM members did not receive any responses from the Gore-Lieberman campaign (MIM press release, 10/30/00). The campaign's Web site states, “Al Gore supports an approach that: Increases law enforcement resources to crack down on material on the Internet that is clearly illegal—such as child pornography and obscene material.”

Pro-family advocates are anxious for change. During the Clinton administration, obscenity prosecutions dropped more than 80 percent.