Thursday, June 29th, 2000
John Arnold writes: People shouldn't be putting down Stephanie Swift for having an 18-year-old boyfriend. Why wouldn't she want an 18-year-old guy? Guys at 18 have the most cock power, they can f--- like rabbits and get it up again and again. How can you fault a horny woman for wanting a young stud to f--- the s--- out of her? Us guys crave younger pussy (look at all the barely legal magazines out there) so what's wrong with Stephanie taking advantage of some young cock?
Mystic writes: I would like to say that even though I love reading your web site Luke. I think pornography is degrading and immoral. Hundreds of women degrade themeselves and sell their souls to the devil, while all these men sit back and get off. I would like to ask every Porn Star and every nude dancer how can they put a price on their body. Isn't your self-worth more than $$$$. Quote me when I say " MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL." Peole have done and will do some evil, direspectful, immoral, dicieitful, and malicious things all for MONEY. People will lie, steal, cheat, degrade themselves or even murder, for MONEY. For all those horny men and woman out their how would you like to walk up to a news stand, and see your daughter or family member on the front cover of some Porn magazine, and when you opened the magazine you saw your child sticking large objects in their ass, or genitilia? Then when you get to work everybody is talking about your daughter laughing, and describing her body? How embarassing. Is it because of low self-esteem or the need for attention. GO TO COLLEGE, MODEL professionally. Don't be a HIGH PAID PROSTITUTE.
In respone to the men and woman writing about Stephanie Swift. Any NORMAL 28 year old woman would not be running around, taking care of a little boy who smokes weed all day, and has no job, but to work for her and F**K her. Let's all think about that one. If she was 38 and he was 28, it would be a whole different story. We are talking about a 18 year old baby fresh out of high school, and all you men out there remember what state of mind you were in when you were 18,How fun would it be to sleep with a professional whore in movies? She is deeply in love with a baby. Babies grow up and change and by the time he turns 28 he is not going to want a 38 year old whore anymore he'll want a younger one, like all you men out there wanting barely legals. Stephanie is setting herself up.She isn't up on game. Where are all her friends at???????? Her friends should be keeping her up on game. Like I said before, I went to school with her boyfriend I know him really well. Her boyfirend is known as the whore of the San Fernando Valley, especially at the Topanga Mall in Woodland Hills. Maybe that's why they click? Her boyfriend hooks up with all these girls. I mean lots, and lots he is a prettyboy, who is a good liar, and charmer. Maybe they should do porn together. Come down to Woodland hills, Encino or Calabasas and ask any young girl his age who he is and they'll say Stephen XXX is not only dirty he is sick in the head. He's a great actor and knows how to play the role in order to get what he wants. He is the biggest manipulator and Liar. He finds out a womans weakness and uses that to take advantage of her. Oh well, some people have to learn the HARD WAY. In time, just don't say I didn't tell you guys so!
John writes: We gotta see these two f--- on video! They should put out a whole tape--"Stephanie Swift and Her Real-Life Boyfriend." Either that or do a live webcast. What are you porno producers dragging your asses for?
Evilstein: Uh oh sounds like we may have another stroke off hypocrite among us...Ah Mystic how do you even know who Stephanie Swift is? Could it be that you jack off to her movies? What other reason would you have for knowing who she is? You sit back and spank your monkey and when you finish creaming yourself you get all worked up about the people who get you off "degrading themselves"? What part do you play in this innocent one?If they are "selling their soul",what are you doing? Buying a piece? They have a "price on their body" because you pay it!Duh!Can't you just appreciate them turning you on and getting you off and leave it at that? Could it be that you know you couldn't get a babe like Stephanie Swift unless you paid for it?(or at least a few bucks for a vid). Is that reason enough to such a jerk? Very touching that you wouldn't want this "whore" taken advantage of. Can you explain this hostility on your part??
Disturbing Jewish Thread On Howard Stern
Talkshow host Howard Stern hosted porn star Madelyn Night on his program this morning. And there was a disturbing Jewish thread throughout the proceedings.
First, "Darva Conger, the woman who was involved in the controversial ''Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire'' TV show recently, came in to promote her new Playboy pictorial. Howard was checking out her pictures earlier this morning and said that she wears a double zero dress size. When she came in he said she was very thin. Darva says that her mother was also thin and she takes after her. She doesn't have breast implants so she's not that big in her pictures. Howard also said she has very large nipples." (Marksfriggin.com)
I quote from GeneRoss.com: "A Harvard Professor, just backed out last night. Apparently an anonymity issue was involved and that he wanted to marry a Jewish porno star...
"Night said she wanted to be married by a Rabbi or a Cantor. Asked if she wanted to be Jewish, Night said not necessarily but had dated a lot of Jewish guys and lives in New York.
"[High Pitch] Erik lives in Queens and is Jewish. He said he works part time for a cleaning company and makes around $100 to $500 a week.
"A famous Jewish Cantor was there to perform a quickie ceremony [between Night and Walter from Long Island]. Cantor David Benedict has done some other high-profile ceremonies like the wedding in Goodbye Columbus. He also performed Stuttering John's wedding and also appeared on ''The Nanny'' in a wedding episode." (From GeneRoss.com)
Luke: The couple went down to City Hall so they could fill out all the proper paperwork (FYI, there is a 24 hour processing period for a marriage license, so the couple won't be officially married in a legal city chapel until sometime on friday). They didnt spend the night together, both were very exhausted from the morning, and made plans to meet on friday to complete the process and go on a formal dinner date (to be taped for the stern show). they did appear toget along quite nicely, and Walter was a perfect gentleman.
Marc Putative: the cantor on the stern show WAS more disturbing than amusing; even though it's delightful to hear jewish rituals being thrust upon an unsuspecting audience, chanting the name of g-d leads me to question the validity of "chazzan" benedict. then again, he sang at stuttering john's wedding to a jew, although john didn't convert, and the nanny never seemed to suggest mr. sheffield get circumcised, so perhaps he was a fraud all along (i've seen goodbye columbus, but can't recall where a cantor came into play). however, this radio bit did fulfill part of what luke wanted to achieve on the fox multi-millionaire show. do you think that darva conger would've made a good ger [convert to Judaism]? certainly, there's something to ms. night's insistence that she surround herself with jews, a recurring theme on this morning's show--what's her real name and background? and, of course, what does chaim amalek think?
Greta: "Mr Sheffield" is in real life married to a very Jewish woman...
Chaim Amalek writes: Marc, since I am very envious of Stern and loathe him for that reason, of course I listened to the entire courtship and marriage of porno cyborg Madiline Knight (don't you hate porners who hide behind fake names?). The entire ceremony was even more of a goof engineered to garner big ratings than "Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire." Could not turn away from it. But I have to admit that the presence of a cantor did give me the willies. At least there was no moment of silence to remember the six million.
Let's face it. No man, other than a closeted homosexual who really desires to expose his willie to the sperm of other men - but is too chicken to act on that dream - would ever even seriously think of marrying a woman who continues to f--- men on film for a few bucks. Sure, many of us might f--- one of them if sufficiently drunk and if we had one of those new kevlar condoms with the radium/Biaxin/interferon outer coating, but marriage? No, only a gay man would go through with it. To the extent that the chasan (groom, for all you goys) chosen today is not gay, this will be over just as soon as he has f---ed her enough to picture her in his mind the next time he has other sex. Not that there is anything wrong with any of this! If women can marry women and men can marry other men, why shouldn't an adult man be able to marry a porn star he has just met on the Stern show?
Yes, I found much to enjoy in the show. Her desire for marriage to a jew was the most positive thing going. The knowledge that such women are out there gives heart to jewish men everywhere who dream of marrying a shiksa. Amongst Stern's male jewish listeners, expect the phenomenon of intermarriage to become more widespread. I did not get to hear Darva Conger. Not that I wanted to. I can better tolerate the pleadings of the occasional crack whore working her way through the subway cars beneath Manhattan, begging for money, than I can the sound of that woman's voice. what sort of jewish angle was there with her?
Note to Lynne. You are dodging my Ygg question. Fess up - who do you think paints the truer picture of men and women: ygg, or the programmers of MTV?
Marc: there's a grand tradition, though, of hapless jewish males subjecting themselves to stern's ridicule. before the current phenom high pitched eric, was fred the elephant boy (who, incidentally, is norman lear's nephew) who was also deflowered by a willing volunteer in radioland (back about 10 years, when stern's show didn't have that recurring porn star theme). you'd think howard's callous treatment of these young men on-air would be too painful for them to tolerate--but, as a fan, i honestly believe he is empathetic to their respective impediments, and treats them with the dignity afforded bona fide entertainers off-air. (incidentally, not only is stuttering john melendez married to a jewess, so is stern's longtime latvian right hand fred norris ...)
so, was that cantor the real deal, or is he one of those ultra-liberal kabbalist types? as for darva, she didn't see rick rockwell before offering her hand in marriage. might she have warmed to the groom had he been Luke F-rd, whose gangly posture would surely have been more inviting than the smarmy stand-up comedian? remember, this is a man who finds amy sohn--perhaps the only jewess in the diaspora who would countenance the continued existence of l-keford.com--too liberal.
Louis writes: Luke, I was reading your section on Jews in Porn and you write the following: "Secular Jews dominate the production and distribution of porn. Just like they had a disproportionate role in the "white slave trade."" Could you explain this statement? What white slave trade are you referring to?
Luke: White slave trade refers to prostitution networks, where women are bought and sold like commodities and shipped around the world. Jews had a disproportionate role in this in the 19th and 20th centuries, particularly in Europe and the Americas.
Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
Cecil writes: Dear Luke:
My heart is breaking as I write this. As you know, I am a formerly gay man looking to acknowledge my gay heritage by proxy by marrying an active porn star.
So here I am listening to the Howard Stern show's matchmaking for Madeline Night, and my heart is breaking - we would be perfect for each other, on matters of religion, intellect, education, everything - I am her perfect match and she mine. We even are both New Yorkers!!!! Perfect. I even love her polymeric breasts. But I am not in that studio making the case for Cecil. I am in my apartment, tears raining down on rolls of fat, comingling with sweat from my morning workout (I go out to buy a box of donuts from the corner deli). Some other lucky bastard is about to win this damsel's heart. Why is this?
Because you, Mr. Ford, did not use your influence to help set me up with her. You could have set us up, but you did not. You let me down, Mr. Ford. My one shot at happiness in life is shot to hell. When you travel to Jerusalem next week and pray at the holy wall of your ancestors, remember to ask God to forgive you for your betrayal.
Cecil (alone again)
Allison Kilgore Update
Allison Kilgore writes: "thanks, i am working for a company, and going to school. that is it, really. people still ask me to do things in the industry, but i think i have mentioned to you before, that this is an industry that is fast money, and it does not last forever, even though i am sure i have plenty of years ahead of me, i just know myself well enough to know, that I would get caught up in it and maybe stuck in it, and then before you know, there is nothing for me to do."
Luke: I heard tonight on the net that the internet porn company Hanco Ent is going down the tubes.
Playboy TV
Laura writes: What the f--- is wrong with Christie Hefner? Why does she want Playboy tv to "soften up"? People pay money to see hot programming. What else is the point of subscribing to a premium channel like playboy if it's not going to be hot? What do they plan on showing? I enjoyed the helmetcam show and seeing porn stars play with each other live on the air. The one with Raylene and Devon was one of the best shows they've had on. Anyway they showed the replay last night and I could not even hear what Devon said to Gary so I don't know what hell the big deal was.
Where Did This Racism Come From?
Brann writes: ...first off, the KKK was NOT originally formed to "protect white women from black men." Its original purpose as formed under Nathan Bedford Forrest, was to protect ALL Southerners from the predations of Northern carpetbaggers during the so-called Reconstruction period after the *chortle* Civil War. When it got out of hand and started to morph into the white supremacist organization it is today, Forrest disbanded it. Most interest was lost till the Depression. BTW, Forrest had a personal guard of 40 Black soldiers.
Secondly, why the hell is Zoe in porn? I know it helps a feature dancing career and all, but I simply did not expect a woman of her intelligence to be in the industry. Another one who could have a successful career in modeling. Not that I mind seeing beautiful women in porn, but in some instances it can be unsettling.
I also agree with Steve Neece to a degree. There's definitely an underlying misogynistic tone to the posts on MrMarcus.com. You know, stuff like "Which bitch are you gonna f--- next" and such. Along the lines of his message to you (Mr. Neece), want to know the group that seems to be the most discriminated against?
White males with Southern accents. I faked one for a few hours (I grew up in Central Texas and have absolutely no accent, but I can affect them quite well) while I ws in NYC. Talk about looks of uter disgust. I was treated as though my IQ was in the low -teens, not the 160+ (Wechsler scale) I've always tested at. BTW, for little Arnold Potter and the rest of the "I'm pathetic so I have to try to make others feel bad" group, I'm willing to bet that somewhere in the deep, dark recesses of your family history, there's some mixing. That is, if anyone's ever married outside their family (however doubtful that may be given the examples of KKK members and white supremacists I've seen...talk about a freak show).
Jeff writes: hey luke, i just read some of the messages from zoe'z message board...where in the hell did all this "stay pure and dont have sex with non-whites come from?" are these "porn fans" members of the john rocker fan club? i think that any actress that wont f--- people becaus of thier skin color or rocco for that matter because of the way he does his think.... 90% of the time their movies suck anyway....nina hartley, houston, ashlyn gere and sylvia saint to name a few have done interracial scenes and it didnt hurt thier careers! but to be honest a lot of porn out now is crap anyways since a lot of the actors are jabronis and the actresses would rather f--- the same guys over and over or do girl-girl.
Mr Goodbar writes on MrMarcus.com: Mr Marcus, please f--- more white sluts. There is nothing wrong with being an International Player. Don't let these White Pride Pricks f--- with you; they are just hatin and jealous that they can't be just like Marcus.
To Slaveowner and Observer: You two are a couple of loneley, sexually deprived, white trash, player hating bitches. I betcha you didn't know that your mothers fantasize of Black men shoveling long cock in their asses and before cumming shoveling the cock in their mouths so they can taste the plentiful juice of the Black Man. Stay the f--- off Mr. Marcus' site because you aint saying s--- you bitches. Lastly, if it wasn't for you having all your little peckerwood friends to back you up, I bet you wouldn't dare step to a black man or any man for that matter and talk your s---. If so bring your ass to Inglewood, California and we'll show you how we ride!!!!
I'll tell you peckerwoods this, bring your ass to Inglewood motherf---er and see what that s--- will get you (probably just what you bitch made fagits want which is a broom stick in your ass) Don't be mad that the bruthas are dominating your ho's and getting paid to shovel black cock in their mouths!!!
Porn Star Bronze
Torris writes on RAME: Nice clit on Bronze, ugly black woman who is pretty great in Down the Hatch #2. Not too many good looks at her nubbin, but in one or two instances, you can get it isolated with slow mo on the remote. big clits on black chicks are great b/c they appear to be red colored.
Pat Riley: You think Bronze is ugly? I thought she was quite pretty actually but I haven't seen Down The Hatch #2 so maybe she doesn't look too good there. The big problem with Bronze is that she has horrible rock-solid cantaloupes and an infant-damaged belly but if you look at her from the back view her waist is nice and tight and her butt is simply delicious (almost as good as a boy's ). Fortunately the movie makers know this so you're unlikely to see much of her in RC but maybe the guys at Anabolic aren't so smart.
Erica Boyer's Comeback
scooter822@my-deja.com wrote on RAME: Re- Erica Boyer's recent comeback appearance: >Just goes to show you guys don't know what the hell you're talking >about....go play with your little teenie boppers! I'll stick with the >classier "older biddie" anytime!
Jim Gunn: You guys put way too much stock into your nostaligiac fantasies. I too enjoyed (and still remember) Erica's fine performances back in the mid-80s's But now, if you haven't noticed, it is well into the year 2000! Erica was born in December of 1956, according to the IAFD.com. That makes her nearly forty-four (44) years old! In other words she is easily old enough to be the mother or even GRANDMOTHER of a large portion of the casual porn renting and buying population. You think a middle-aged woman with a lot of road miles on her is what some, say, college aged or early twenties porn consumer wants to see?
Just imagine that this young non-raincoater person or couple (a demographic that we in the biz try to woo as a lifelong consumer) picks up a flick in their local rental store because it has a nice cover. Little do they know that they then have to sit though a year 2000 Erica Boyer scene in the middle of the movie. Geez, he or she could be scarred for life and the industry as a whole would lose this person as a potential consumer forever unless they have some old lady fetish.
ZHR29: what is the point in erica boyer coming back...yes she was hot 15 years ago...but the older woman thing just doesnt work unless it is within a feature style movie where she could play the older woman. those movies are a thing of the past...gonzo style and videos where you meet the girls are interesting...i like the ditzy young girls talking to the camera before they shag. seeing ericka boyer roll her old bones out just isnt cool. older woman are fun to f---, not to watch f---...
Luke F-rd Live
I hosted over two hours of porn discussion Wednesday night. Guests included porn stars Zoe, Monique and Paige Shagwell, as well as Jim Gunn, Kevin Moore of Stunningcurves.com, Curious, Nice Jewish Girl, Tabetha (Jasmine St. Clair's manager) and Lynne L-patin. Listen here. Click on "Open file from present location".
Zoe: "I shot a movie this weekend about a day in the life of a stripper... It's realistic. I'm pretty sure that in every club there is hooking going on... In the movie, I fight with my boyfriend, and that's realistic for strippers."
Luke: "How long have you been stripping?"
Zoe: "For nine years, since I was 17. I was an early bloomer. At age 13, I was a 36C. I was a big nerd in school and didn't pay much attention to it. I was more into weightlifting."
Luke: "When did you get into boys?"
Zoe: "Umm, probably not until now I guess."
Luke: "Does your work give you a negative view of men?"
Zoe: "Many people have that misconception but it is actually the opposite. There are some weirdos out there but ninety five percent of the guys who come in are nice and polite.
"I like clubs in Texas. It's the southern hospitality."
Zoe's from Texas.
In her new movie directed by Alex Ladd, Zoe does a scene with Herschel Savage who plays a strip club owner and another scene with Jay Ashley, who plays her boyfriend.
Zoe: "I do six movies. Mostly I deal with everybody at Sin City, Mark, Dave and all the little people behind the scenes... I try to go into the studio once a week to talk to everybody and see what we are going to do next.
"The best thing [about being a porn star] is meeting the fans. The worst thing is the stereotypes you get and backlashing and the things that go with being in the public eye...
"I answer my message forums [at xxxzoe.com] six times a day and emails all day long. About once a month I put up new pictures. Because it is a free site, run only by me, and not a company. I'm thinking about turning half of it into a pay site."
Luke: "What do you see yourself doing in five years?"
Zoe: "Maybe directing or owning my own strip club or a gym.
"I'd like to get into directing. Give better treatment to the talent and be more in tune with what people want, and not just what advertising is tell consumers to want. Most porn today is the five sexual positions. I think fans would like more variety, not just all anal or all facial shots."
Luke: "What are the most common abuses of the talent that you've seen?"
Zoe: "I've been lucky. I've had good experiences. But I've heard of a lot of the girls getting into drugs or having to blow or f--- somebody to get a job. Not even to get the job, but to maybe get the job. And some of these companies turn girls onto drugs and using them really young and taking advantage of them and paying them badly."
Luke: "Do you have friends in the industry?"
Zoe: "I have some associates but nobody that hang out with. I do my own thing. Basically I seem them at conventions."
Luke: "Is marriage and children on your agenda?"
Zoe: "Maybe down the line."
Luke: "Do you think your work in porn may haunt you?'
Zoe: "Probably. I am not going to try to hide it. Everybody has something in their past... As long as I don't feel bad about doing it, it is going to be the other person's problem."
Next I talked to Jasmin St. Claire's manager Tabetha.
Tabetha: "Jasmin is not with Metro. She never completed a written agreement with them. She would love to work with them in the future but she is not contracted with them right now. She thinks they're great people and she loves Greg Alves but she decided that she wasn't going into the bukkake...
"Jasmin is a very sensitive, loving and caring individual. I feel lucky to work with her. She's strong, determined and has a lot going for her. We met through my company xxxezone.com. We talked to her about her website which we also run.
"Xxxezone.com - we're a webhosting, streaming media, ecommerce company.
"There's a lot of deceit and hurt involved in this [porn] business. Some of these production companies mislead a lot of these young girls. They [girls] really think this is a gateway into mainstream films and they get run over and windup doing popshots while walking down the street. That is do degrading. A lot of these beautiful young women and men have dreams that a lot of these companies trample on.
"I believe in free expression. For myself, I like storyline like The Snow Leopard [from Adam & Eve]. But when you see somebody physically hurting during a sex scene, that's where the line should be drawn. I saw Marilyn Star doing an anal scene with tears coming down her face. And I could see where they had to cut several times just to complete the scene."
Tabetha also manages Monique, a sleek slim black girl at xxxmonique.com. She stands 5'2" with an athletic body and measures 34-24-34.
Monique: "Right now I have curly hair but I change it often, every six months.
"I was very athletic during high school, with cheerleading and track and field. I'm addicted to Taibo [what's this?], which I do at home."
Goddess: Luke, Lynne said you wanted to know what taebo was: www.taebo.com they show some moves. It's a combination of boxing, tai qwan do and dancing. How can you live in California and not know what taebo is?
Monique: "I started out as a dancer at a local exotic club, under the name of Sugar. Then in 1995, I was shot for the cover of Players magazine. It was my first nude photo layout. I was very excited to get the cover on my first layout.
"I've done 150 movies. I'm going to make better movies, more challenging roles with bigger production companies [through Tabetha's management] and I'm going around the world on a feature tour."
Luke: "What do you think of ethnic titles like Booty This and Ho That...?"
Monique: "I deal with that a lot. I just want to be known as a good performer rather than as a good black performer. I see no color lines."
Luke: "How has your family reacted to your career?"
Monique: "At first they wanted to know why I couldn't do something else. But now they're supportive. They know I'm safe and they want me to be happy.
"I'm most pleased with my video "Extreme Monique" from Lizzy Borden and Extreme Associates. All five scenes are anal.
"I first did anal sex in the business. And I was very uncomfortable. And it wasn't until I started working with people who knew what they were doing, allowed me to enjoy it more."
Luke: "What are the best things and what are the worst things about being a porn star?"
Monique: "No criticism. I really enjoy that about the business. I can do what I want and there's no criticism. And, one big family and I feel comfortable with this family. And I learn a lot about myself."
Luke: "What do you tell strangers about what you do for a living?"
Monique: "I tell them I am a model - actress."
Luke: "At what point do you tell them you do porn?"
Monique: "If they ask, then I don't hesitate to tell them but for the most part I just keep it at model - actress."
I next interviewed Jim Gunn and 20-year old blonde stunner Paige Shagwell of www.paigeshagwell.com.
On her website, Paige has this biography: HI IM PAIGE SHAGWELL, SHAGWELL BY NAME, SHAG VERY WELL BY REPUTATION.
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF; FIRST I WAS BORN IN SOUTH CAROLINA MARCH 11, 1980, ON A MARINE BASE. I WAS THE ONLY CHILD OF PAULA AND DAN SHAGWELL.
TO UNDERSTAND HOW I BECAME THE WOMAN I AM YOU MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS. MY FATHER WAS A STOUT DIE HARD MARINE WHO FOLLOWED EVERY RULE AND WAS AS GUNG HO AS THEY GET. A VIETNAM VET HE WAS HIGHLY DECORATED AND A PROUD EXAMPLE OF AMERICAN PATRIOTISM. MY MOTHER ON THE OTHER HAND WAS A LOVE CHILD OF THE 60’S. SHE WAS AS HIPPY AS HIPPY GETS. SHE BELIEVES IN PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY, LIVE AND LET LIVE TO THE FULLEST. HOW THESE TWO ENDED UP TOGETHER I WILL NEVER KNOW I GUESS OPPOSITES REALLY DO ATTRACT.
SO YOU CAN SEE I’VE TRULY BEEN SUBMERSED IN TOTAL OPPOSITE CONFLICT MY ENTIRE LIFE. FOR MOST OF MY ADOLECENT LIFE I HAVE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW THE GUIDANCE AND RULES OF MY FATHER WHILE LEARNING THE PEACE AND LOVE TEACHINGS OF MY MOTHER. THIS LEAD TO A LOT OF PENT UP FRUSTRATIONS AS A CHILD. BUT I AM NO LONGER A CHILD. I JUST TURNED 20 SO NOW IS MY TIME TO GET OUT FROM UNDER MY FATHERS RULE AND EXPERIENCE LIFE THE WAY MY MOTHER TOLD ME IT COULD BE. SO SIT BACK RELAX AND ENJOY ME, PAIGE SHAGWELL THE LOVE CHILD OF THE NEW MELLINIUM. THANKS AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY ALL THAT I AM GOING TO DO FOR YOU ON MY SITE.
All Hail Jim Gunn, the Sultan of Sappho, the dictator of dykes, the Grand Marshall of Girl-Girl, the potentate of pudenda, the Caliph of Clit Licking, the maharajah of muff diving, the Baron of beaver busting, the leader of lesbians, the ruler of rug-munchers the man who has taken more lesbian virginities than anyone else in porno history!
Jim: "Luke: Here is a pic of my newest discovery here in Florida, twenty year old starlet Paige Shagwell, who is calling in to your internet radio show tonight. Paige co-starred in and will appear on the box of "Strap-On Sally 16" and "Lee's Summer Fling" from Pleasure Productions. Paige will also be gracing the boxcovers of "Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #2" and "Naughty Schoolgirls #2" from Jim Gunn Productions this summer. Currently being groomed for an exclusive contract with a major adult video company [Pleasure Productions], Paige will be making a big splash in the adult industry in the year 2000!"
Concerned writes Luke: I've noticed a growing number of your porn star photos feature growths resembling white boxes on their genitalia. Is this some new LA trend like piercing or tattooing or is it the symptom of some new venereal disease?
Jim Gunn's "Lesbian Teenyboppers" [1] Gina Rae [2] Denee Dreams [3] Cat [4] Stacey Sweet. [5] Dinah Sunrise [6] Leah Lauren[7] Ashley Heart. Only the YOUNGEST Models Allowed by Law! Distributed by Avalon Enterprises! Available on VHS & DVD. July 2000 Release!
Luke: "Jim, what do you think about the industry raising the minimum age to 21?"
Jim: "I think it is a terrible idea. It would seriously cut into my modus operandi... If you're an adult at age 18, you should be able to do what you want... Anyone who punches a clock gets exploited. An 18-year old girl who gets paid $600 for an anal scene, is that any worse than some factory guy making $6 an hour in the heartland?"
Luke: "Are you concerned what a new administration could mean for the industry?"
Jim: "Yeah, we've been very lucky. If it was up to me, I'd keep Clinton on forever. I'd make him dictator. I like the idea of a draft dodging pot smoking pervert in the White House. I think his economic policies are sound..."
Luke: "Jim, how young would you go if there was no legal age limit?"
Jim: "I respect the 18-year old law... The actual age of consent in many states is lower than 18..."
Luke: "Jim, would you film consensual sex between women and their pets?"
Jim: "No, that's disgusting. I would never shoot copraphilia or bestiality. I don't even like pissing and I've been asked a lot of times to do it. I wouldn't mind shooting a couple of identical twins having sex with each other."
Kevin Moore said he interviewed Anabolic director Kahn Tusion about his Rough Sex series but Kevin wouldn't transcribe it for his site because Kahn viewed the purpose of porn as to degrade women. And Kevin didn't want that view on his site.
Kevin: "He said that pornography served one purpose and that was to degrade women. I don't hold that opinion. I don't have any enjoyment out of degrading women. Those aren't the type of movies I watch. So I simply felt that although he has the right to his opinion, and he seemed like a charming fellow, I simply didn't feel that I wanted it on our site."
Curious: "Your site doesn't cater to this extreme stuff. You keep it friendly. It's a family porn site."
Kevin: "It's good clean fun. I don't put up harsh images. There's no reason to make a porn site dirty looking. I am turned on by the curves of a woman.
"I had a great discussion [at CES] with Andrew Blake. I am fascinated by his work. Him and James Avalon, I adore. I asked Blake what his point is in shooting and he said, 'All I care about is the female body. All I care about is the curves on the woman. All I care about is the beauty on the woman.' And that's exactly how I feel. And that is probably why my reviews are different from Rog's or other reviews. When I watch a movie, it takes very little for me to get aroused. Taylor Hayes could just sit there naked and I would get an erection."
Curious: "You don't need to see her urinate?
"If something is going to make a splash [with law enforcement] it is probably not going to be something like Night Trips by Andrew Blake. That's a beautifully filmed video. It's going to be one of these wretched things that Luke shot at one time that gets picked up by Inside Edition...that's vulgar beyond belief. And the industry will all hang together, no matter whether it is Rocco or Max Hardcore... And they're going to paint them all with the same brush, the Vivids, Extreme and Anabolics will all go down together once the government gets involved."
Luke: "Curious, if you were enjoying a hardcore video in the privacy of your own home, would it diminish the attraction of the video if you knew that the company who made it had been convicted of working with organized crime?"
Curious: "I'd be more concerned if any dolphins were hurt in the making of the video... It doesn't even enter into my thought process. All the blood rushes into a different end of my body."
Luke: "Do either of you guys, before you get ready to jerk off to a porn video, do you check the ethics rankings on my site to see whether the women are of high moral character and worthy of you?"
Curious: "I've found that the volume of my ejaculate corresponds exactly to your ethics rankings."
Kevin: "Luke, everything that you hate, I love.
"I went down to a certain company [Metro Home Video] in Rhode Island and your name came up. And they found it interesting that you had a certain person's [Kenny Guarino] social security number and address on your site. The certain person who owns the company."
Luke: "I've since taken that down."
Kevin: "I'm going out to LA and Metro is having a big executive office opening and Kenny will be out there."
Luke: "But do they enjoy my website?"
Kevin: "One person called it tabloid gossip. And that you had info about Metro's delisting and about Kenny... I think I said, 'I'm surprised that Luke is still alive.'"
In January 1997, Guarino and Natale Richichi plead guilty to charges of conspiracy to defraud the government. Had the case proceeded to trial, the government said in the Memoranda of Plea Agreement that it would have presented evidence that Richichi is a "capo in the Gambino crime family of Cosa Nostra" and that Guarino made "tribute payments" to Richichi for protection of his multi-million dollar pornography empire against extortion attempts by other factions of the Mafia. By signing the agreements, Guarino and Richichi acknowledged that "each understood the factual basis for his plea.
"Unlike most [captains] who can only deal with the boss of their family through an adviser, and who would not be in a position to advise higher ranking members of other La Cosa Nostra families, Richichi has dealt directly with John Gotti…
"…He has also been intercepted providing extensive advice to Frank Salemme Jr., the boss of the New England La Cosa Nostra family. Richichi is also known to be highly respected by other La Cosa Nostra families and (captains) of various La Cosa Nostra families who reside in the Las Vegas area appear to give Richichi deference as well."
Ken paid Natalie Richichi, a confidante of John Gotti, and his son Salvatore $15,000 a month and laundered millions of dollars for them to prevent invasion of his porn empire, to get permission from the New England branch of Cosa Nostra to operate a precious metals business in the Northeast and to use their influence with union officials for favorable treatment.
Court documents describe Richichi as "the last living member of Albert Anastasia's Murder Incorporated."
In April 1997, Guarino was sentenced to 16 months in federal prison and fined $250,000. Kenny G. is close friends with many leading pornographers such as VCA's Russ Hampshire, who describes him as a "family man."
Luke: "Metro's new general manager Greg Alves is the smartest general manager in porn."
Kevin: "I agree. And the smartest thing Kenny ever did was purchase Cal Vista.
Curious recommends that I link to my purpose statement and glossary to help out readers.
Montdlaw writes: Here is your primer.
Mr. Ford is totally enamored of himself.
Not his physical self, or even his mental self, but his intellectual self.
The site is a hymn to his need for fulfillment. It allows him to feel intellectually superior to almost everyone he comes in contact with.
Here are some things you should know -- if you want to get the joke:
1) Mr., Ford will print anything. Including, rumor, innuendo, women and men verbally humiliating themselves, fatherly advise from mentors, insults, the self destruction of Buck Adams, desperate pleas from his concerned family and the results of his neurological exam. He even publishes correspondence from people who consider themselves his personal friends. Poor suckers who preface their e-mails with "Don't print this . . . "
Lynne: As one of those poor suckers (Oh, how I wish...), I have gotten used to being exposed on the site in a less than positive light. The secret is to try to live the best life possible, so as not to have superfluous embarrassment in it, and to recognize that, as an editor, Luke is a true sociopath. He really has no idea as to how his behavior will be perceived and is as astounded by the reactions to what he posts as we are to the idea that he would post it at all. Mr. Ford has had thirty-four years to make a laughingstock of himself, tending to forget that others don't have that practice, one reason why he sometimes thinks things are funny which the rest of us do not.
2) Mr. Ford will frequently apologize. This is lip service in the traditional sense.
Lynne: I have seen that rare and endangered species, a contrite Luke. He is so pretty when he's vulnerable, the huge eyes and quivering lips...
3) Mr. Ford's Judaism while sincere, pretty much shows why Orthodox Jews are not seeking converts.
4) Mr. Ford's quest for the perfect Jewish bride is largely an affectation. He knows the orthodox woman he seeks wouldn't consent to sit in the same room with him, let alone marry him.
Lynne: I remember NJG and I trying hard not to burst out laughing when you went through your "I need a date" routine at that lecture, Luke. But this fills my heart with joy... People ask me how I can stand reading about your dating which, as you know, I find difficult to do because it inflames my heart with jealousy. It is the knowledge that you will only pursue women who don't want you that keeps my heart from breaking on a regular basis.
5) Self destructive women find Mr. Ford very attractive.
Lynne: Or, for the reciprocal, finding Mr. Ford very attractive is self-destructive. Luke, you have photographic proof that this is not true. Since I began finding you attractive, I have, I hope, made a preponderance of healthy rather than unhealthy decisions. That damn algebra, Luke, is the problem. I am self-destructing over studying algebra four to six hours a day. Going to college and getting good grades is getting in the way of my image as a woman who, at 44, is still trying to live fast and die young before her corpse gets any more wrinkled, which is why I spend so much time at the gym. Not to get healthy and live longer, but to make sure that my corpse is as good looking as possible. (Is being in porno ipso facto self-destructive? Only in the minds of those who need to feel assuage their guilt over having a masturbatory lifestyle rather than a participatory one.)
6) Mr. Ford does not take any of this too seriously, nor should you.
Lou Scorbick writes: Luke- Loved your radio show from last night! Am listening to it at work today and once again, I must draw the parallel between you and Howard Stern. Obviously you're not remotely as talented and funny as Stern (Chaim being a wanna-be Robin Quivers) but the analogy is perfect as porn movies aren't remotely as well made and acted as regular films either. You compliment your industry well! And I find your mix of bizarre porn, relationship and Judiasm discussions to be absolutely vital as a sociological critique of our time. Not only am I entertained by l-keford.com, I LEARN from l-keford.com!
As to the discussion regarding older/younger relationships, I found Lynne's points to be some of the most cogent made recently on your site. When I had just turned 17 I had an affair with a 35 year old woman I met one summer. I was inexperienced and incredibly sexually insecure, but she taught me many valuable things about intimacy and sex. I look back with incredible fondness at those memories. Yet were the genders in our relationship reversed and she was the guy, people would frown on her and want to prosecute her.
When I was in my late 20's I in turn had a passionate night with a 17 year old girl (although we didn't sleep together) and was caring and thoughtful and we had a great time together. Now did I do something wrong? Maybe. Who decides what age is appropriate? However Luke, I don't think you stress enough how detrimental the child-porn imagery of Max Hardcore is. Wondering about 17 versus 18 or 19, or even 16 is one thing, but girls who look eleven or twelve, or are dressed in school girl uniforms are just plain sick and threaten the very standards by which a society operates (namely the protection of our young).
I bring up my own examples because they show my own inconsistencies in my views. I've broken the 18 year old barrier a few times on both sides, yet I demand an objective standard be set in society. This ties in to your own exploration, Luke, of how we try to live lives and preach views that we don't necessarily adhere to in our own lives. This very contradiction is the definition of much of society, yet is absolutely necessary should we desire to strive towards a better world.
Luke Gets Mail
Lynne responds to Chaim: Chaim, we were using videos from MTV circa 1992 in my sociology class last term to document society's general hostility to women, so obviously MTV is a valuable source of insight, whereas Yggdrasil has yet to receive the equivalent academic validation. Truly, I believe that the most superior source of insight regarding human beings today is l-keford.com, where the human race in all its glory and imbecility is fully exposed on a daily basis. Luke works hard to bring us a wide variety of viewpoints on serious issues of our times, from sources both reliable and not, encouraging us to form our own opinions and make our own decisions. And he lets us look at porn while we expand our mental horizons. Does that not reflect the true state of humanity?
Email: Kakmaster wants to know if Lisa DeLeeu is still alive. AVN says she was invited to a porn conference to de inducted as a vet but she didn't show up. Being dead is a good reason not to show up.
Curious: As per rame.net, Lisa De Leeuw died from complications due to the AIDS virus on 11/11/93.
Also my favourite Taja Rae, is said to be a streetwalker? Geez I always like her work. I heard she stopped making films in 88 to do the dance circuit. Anybody know her real name?
Luke: Last I knew, Taija Rae worked as a hostess in a Las Vegas restaurant.
I heard Harold Lime used to make softcore as Harry Novack, Any truth to this.
Luke: True.
Kak: You might want to know that Nina Hartley was turned back at the Canadian border because she didn't have a work visa. HOWEVER, Ron Jeremy showed up at the same Toronto nightclub on June 13th, and according to a Toronto Sun article was paid ten grand to undo his pants and show his cock. One wonders if the hedgehog could get a disability because he's so fat he can't blow himself anymore. He also kibitzed with the crowd and had pictures taken with the mostly male audience. Ten g7rand for one days work? Ron Jeremy? Jesus!!
Todd: I've been trying to track down a video entitled "Nighthawk In Leather". It's an mid-70's gay full feature. When I turned 18, I started renting a lot of porn. I wanted something different. I've always been into things of the "bizarre" genre - This film is "bizarre". It includes a scene of about 5 guys involved in a circle jerk - Their male members are being yanked out of cop and state trooper uniforms. I sometimes see photo stills of this scene in some 900# ads. "Pull over, pal !" - There was also a sequel...
Anyway, I was wondering if it was still possible to get a hold of this gem. I tried an outfit called SomethingWeirdVideo (they put out a catalog called "The Bluebook", quite a collection of old loops and such), but no luck. Could you possibly guide me to another good retro distributor? I liked it better when porn was ugly. The more hairy and coke addicted the better.
Rumdar writes: Luke, This from your Jews In Porn section: "Jewish men are taught to respect women and help them (very codependent)... They also are nonthreathening to most women. Let's face it, Ron Jeremy is not exactly Mike Tyson..."
True true...I have never met a group of men more collectively pussywhipped than married Jewish guys. Their mothers work them over for 20 something years and the Jewish wife finishes them off. Smart women of any stripe love to marry Jewish guys because they are good providers and are easily manipulated. Smart Jewish men (and I know a few) realize this and opt for shiksas or Asians because if you are going to be henpecked you might as well be getting some decent sex.
Travel Tip
Chaim writes: Luke, I do not know how flexible el al is, but on the off chance that you are flying coach instead of first class, try to beg your way for an emergency exit row seat. These usually have lots more leg room. And remember to leave your gun at home. el al frowns on folks traveling with their firearms. And don't forget to talk to as many Russian hookers as you can! We all want to get their side of the story.
