By The Colonel
Top 10 Reasons Why Holly Randall Should Do Hardcore
As you know Holly Randall recently launched her new website. I always believed Holly is one of the most beautiful, intelligent and talented girls in our industry, and trust me I’ve known many girls in my lifetime, so the chances are I know what I’m talking about, though god bless you, you can disagree with me.
Anyway, now with the launching of her new website, it’s the perfect time for her to take it to the next level, to get down and dirty and finally does it. I put together a list of reasons why Holly Randall should fuck on film. If you agree with my list, good for you. If you want to add something to it, be my guest; and if you have any problems with it, then probably you should just throw your computer out of the window and come see me.
10. My mini fridge would like that.
9. I would like that.
8. Luke Ford would like that. God only knows he’s been waiting years for that.
7. Holly herself would like that, even though she says otherwise which reminds me of an old saying: your lips say no, no, but your eyes say yes, yes.
6. People would like that, and remember, the first rule in the entertainment business is: give people what they want.
5. Everybody else is doing it, and lots of them are not half as good as she is.
4. She’s got beautiful tits.
3. She’s got a lovely ass.
2. She’s the girl with the plans and it’ll be interesting to see how would she direct herself in a hardcore scene.
And number 1 reason why Holly Randall should do hardcore: every chipmunk face cries to be covered in man juice.
Eat your heart out, David Letterman.
Holly’s site is HollyRandall.com
I have a feeling that you would like to be in that hardcore scene with her…right?
Kay, anything for you and for my country.
Amen Coronel, preach on brother!
Now is up to the Holly.
Rics, that’s right; Holly will eventually come around.
Colonel how is it going with J?
J has good chances. Let me know if you want to see the picture of his dick, I’ll forward it to you. I’m sure J wouldn’t mind.
huum maybe..you know how i like “brown men”
Kay dear, I know you have an excellent taste in men, that’s why you’re in love with me.
Changing the subject. Coronel, do you think Holly and Luke ever got to do anal?
That’s hard to tell, Rics. Luke always had this huge crush on Holly, and interestingly enough he gave up his pornographic endeavours right after Holly ended her friendship with him. So I think I could go on a limb and say Holly was the main reason Luke quit writing about porn, Jehovah didn’t have much to do with it.
i miss BDD
i’m the first one who addressed him here (nicely) as BDD but now it should be RIP
Steele, respect the BDD, or it will rain midget jokes on you. The only drawback to Holly doing hardcore is the male talent, it would suck that the guy she shoots with ends up to be bi or shoots with trannies. Its okay for other girls, but Holly deserves someone special. Anyone know if Luke had a ritual circumcision when he converted or was he snipped at the start, Holly would know the second part for sure. Luke just wasnt the same after him and Holly split.
I’m reneging, if you want to know why send me an email because I know you are able to see it when you deleted my comments or have Kay give me a way to contact you.
As for this, funny is just not you.
It’s too bad you can’t respect yourself, your own words or this website. I understand you somehow seek to validate your existence and your presence here by communicating with people, specially those who don’t like you very much. I also understand that people here would love to see you and I clash and play verbal ping pong; but frankly that’s not what I want. It just has no reddeming value for me, so no thank you, I’m not going to email you. Respect yourself, your words and this website and mind your own business.
let it rain, senor horse, i already just beat u to it anyways u fool and have developed a solid immunity against the weaker sects who have size issues… i still walk tall, even if others tower over me… respect? it’s a two lane highway.. holly should do a b/g with luke except she’s the b (w/a strap-on)
deep inside Holly wants to perform.. her mom was a model, albeit not hardcore but still, i can see it in her eyes, she is yearning to be devoured and admnired by all…she craves it.
You are just a commenter who sometimes has things posted, nothing more. I have no reason to be limited on where I comment as an actual contributor. You can say anything you want, you only represent your persona, not even yourself, whereas when I comment I represent myself and LIB and that can impact my future endeavors. Anything on this site is my business, that’s the way it is.
Of all girls Luke Ford came in contact with during the years, he had the biggest crush on Kendra Jade and Holly Randall. Holly was actually pretty good to him, I remember 3 years ago when Luke turned 40, Holly threw a birthday party for him. Their friendship got into trouble when Luke posted some rumors about Holly and her mom without verifying anything with her. That pissed her off and everything got bad between them; but I’m sure Luke never got over Holly. However, I believe they had some kind of a plutonic relationship, I don’t think they were fucking.
Circumcision was common in Australia when Luke was born. Not anymore but it was up until the mid to late 70’s. So he probably is.
if you aint cut, you’re fucked
PSB, you’re probably right.
Non-circumcised dicks, hairy pussies, chessy plots and disco music were almost in every porn from the 70’s and 80’s. That era wasn’t perfect, but sure was fun.
…I Liked the Disco…did we have hairy pussies too?
You know we did Lee, plenty. Some of my favorite ones: Gloria Leonard, Sharon Kane, Seka, and brother the list goes on.
Seka was specially astonishing. I fucked her in two scenes, one of which was a DP. Man, she’s un-fucking-forgetable. Many years later, many hairy and shaved pussies later, I still get a hard on by simply talking about her.
is not harmony between all beneficial to our mutual interests? I’m gonna drink to that
It’s allright Al, I’m cool with you. Maybe one day we can become good friends and do a DP together.
I don’t want you to hate me or anything, because I’m a good man.
On another note, I’m gonna be in LA next week, the belly of the beast. I would be happy to chill with any of you, Colonel included, LIB is a family, a dysfunctional family, but a family nonetheless. Colonel, your girl Kay, without giving me specifics, illuminated me, so it’s on you. I know the aftermath would make great reading here. I have nothing but love for everyone on this site, most especially Cindi my family, and all the readers. I know I am new, but I am trying to pay my dues. Cheers.
dude, I dont hate you and your girl Kay made me realize why you acted like that… partner, we are NY people and minorities at that, I would honestly like to understand and I hope we can talk in private
That’s good to hear, man. I’ll drink to you.
I know you feel I am an interloper, but honestly, I dont write about things that one would need an intimate knowledge of this shit to understand. We’ll never do a DP, cause I dont get down like that. I have no desire to get into porn, but like I told Cindi, if I can reap some benefits its cool. (handshake)
What i want to express to you Colonel is that I understand you feel passionate about this. We got off on the wrong foot, but I appreciate your vigour. Maybe one day we can laugh at all this. When I speak of certain things, perhaps they dont deal to you, but I have a legitimate viewpoint. this is going to sound corny, and yes I have been drinking, and no I will not regret this, but I would genuinely like to be friends with you. Thank your girl Kay for that
Actually, DPs are pretty cool, I love doing them. There’s a wierd pleasure in watching a whore getting fucked in front of you right before you too get in the ring and get some; but I understand if some people don’t like it for some reason. What I don’t really like and never participate in doing is bukkakes. Just the smell of rancid cum in the room is enough to make you throw up. Fucking Jim Powers.
to each his own player, i have turned that down in my life… in my view sex requires one cock, mine
Al Says:
‘I would genuinely like to be friends with you.’
I appreciate that. With our misunderstandings resolved and as long as there’s mutual respect, I don’t see why we can’t be friends.
Colonel, I offered it to Jeremy, and I am going to offer it to you. I would love to interview you because i think your time in the game is very interesting. We can make it great.
respect is given as it recieved. i understand why you didnt earlier, but I am your friend not your foe and all of that shit is the past to me, if you are genuine. Again, thank Kay for that, because I love her.
Sounds interesting. Send me some questions and let’s see what can we do about that. Email them to Cindi and she’ll forward it to me.
Kay is a wonderful girl. The other night I told her she’s got a big heart and she said is this your way to get under my pants? And I said no. We’re both are too old to get under each other’s pants like that. It would be kinda chessy.
I can do that, but would you rather not deal directly? I give you my word that what you want to stay between us will. Ask you Kay if I am trustworthy
she’s got a sexy ass voice though doesnt she? I thought I would cream my pants when I heard her voice
I don’t have a problem with dealing directly and of course I wouldn’t accept it if I didn’t think you are trustworthy; it’s just a matter of scheduling. Besides, with having the written questions I can take my time and give the most complete, proper answer. I’m old fashioned, you know. I have a habit of taking my time before saying or writing anything.
You bet she has a sexy voice. I’m telling her she should do phone sex operating.
say no more, I understand. I will send Cindi the questions shorltly, though I prefer an IM interview and this way we can interact.
As for Kay, if only I didn’t see her as the family she is I would love to hear her talk dirty to me
I understand this is a world one needs intimate knowedge to truly understand. Put me on, like I said we can make it great.
That’s great, man. Thank you.
See what the holidays bring out in people. 😀 Peace and Shalom …..
Shalom to you, PSB. Now show us some tits and ass.
we got off on the wrong foot, in fact it was more like an arm. I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t have an interest. everyone has to make their start somehwhere, though in my life I have bigger fish to fry. when cindi put me on, I said hey a man needs to bloom where they are planted. I’m glad we have put the past behind us, and in fact, I dont even want to reference it anymore because its done.
i agree Colonel. Darrah is frontin
Yes she is frontin.
Darrah, let me know if you wanna find out for sure whether Luke Ford is circumcised or not. I’ll hook you up with him. You can even take pictures of his dick.
Al, Darrah, everybody, it was fun chatting with you all and we’ll do it again soon. I’m gonna log out for the night. You guys have a good evening.
not for nothin, but something I wanted to express is that Luke is the namesake of this site. He is a legend in his own way, however, Cindi is the anti Luke only in the sense that everyone hates Luke and everyone loves Cindi. This site has a disticntly different direction than when Luke ran it. I can not compare because I am biased to my sister Cindi. I think she does a fantastic job, and she has put almost 20 years into this so I think people should just accept that Luke is gone, he’s not coming back, and it is what is. I happen to like what it is and I think Cindi is a phenomenal person.
good night bro
What do you mean I’m frontin? 😯
Colonel, are you Luke’s agent now? lol
Goodnight ……
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i love you darrah, but hey you’re frontin… love you though
this is shit me and Colonel understand…. and some of you should as well
not that thar was an error, great song however what i meant is this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEkyaoPdar8
this is real can i get a witness
hmm ok jed will have to reevaluate
Right on man, long live the boss. His new album ‘Working on a Dream’ is just awesome, specially the song ‘Wrestler’ he recorded for ‘The Wrestler’ soundtrack. He’s really, truely good at writing soundtracks: Streets of Philadelphia, Dead Man Walkin’, etc.
Mickey Rourke was in an interview with Charlie Rose some months ago, talking about ‘The Wrestler’. When asked about the Bruce Springsteen song, he said I talked to Bruce about doing it over the phone and then me and Darren Aronofsky (director of the movie) went to see him during one of his concerts. He took us backstage, Darren explained the concept of the movie and while he was listening, he picked up the guitar and started playing and whispering the words. That’s how that song was made which by the way he contributed it to the movie for free. He didn’t get paid for it.
I read that, Bruce is the man. I really don’t know why people talk so much about John lennon or Elton John, they are great songwriters, but Bruce is right there. And he killed the superbowl.
Jed, take is easy brother. We can be friends and have a little cyber space fun, why not? As long as there’s mutual respect and understanding, I don’t have a beef with anybody.
As for Bruce Springsteen, he has proven himself time and again. He’s easily one of the best musicians and song writers of our time along with John Lennon, Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen.
Speaking of Leonard Cohen, he’s on a world tour, his first in more than a decade. Tomorrow night he’s gonna play at Nokia Theatre in downtown LA. I’ll be there.
test post colonel. my posts haven’t been going up.
Bruce Springsteen is someone I could never get into. A few of his songs are incredibly cheesy and unenjoyable. “Born in the USA” is vomit inducing. “Glory Days” is just plain fucking gay. Id rather have a root canal than listen to “Tunnel of Love” and dont even get me started on “Dancing in the Dark”.
I can’t say I entirely dislike “the boss”. “Because the Night” and “Im on fire” are atmospheric and killer songs. I hear he puts on an incredible show. My friend just saw him 2 night in a row, once in Los Angeles (staples center) and the next night in Orange County (the pond, anaheim.). My friend said he mixed up the two shows and played almost an entirely different set from the previous night. Bruce also seems sincere and passionate about what he writes and does. He’s not faking it. When he performs, he looks like he just had a Christian XXX size meal and needs to pinch out a loaf.
Bottom line: I respect your views Colonel and Al on Springsteen. Im just saying the man has got some fucked up pop songs.
Colonel, Seka is a beautiful woman. Nice natural rack like Kay Parker. Hail the old school.
I like all of those songs you mentioned, but at the same time it was a change for him. His show is great, I’ve never seen it but want to, he actually just played Denver yesterday or the day before… Bruce is real always has been.
I believe the fact about Bruce Springsteen is that he writes two different sets of songs: some aimed at commercial success (Burn in the U.S.A, Tunnel of Love, Human Touch), and some more personal and poetic with darker subjects (love and loss on ‘Nebraska’, AIDS on ‘Streets of Philadelphia’, crime and remorse on ‘Dead Man Walking’) and that’s where he really, truely showcases his talents as an independent artist.
I don’t like his commercial songs very much, but his personal, darker songs are superb and overall he’s one of the greatest song writers of our time.
the Born in The USA album is kind of like the Black album from Metallica, he was really trying to be more commercial, using synths and what not, however even when Bruce is commercial I think he does it very genuine.
John Lennon said Hungry Heart was a great, great song. Bruce has a distinct flavor that none of those other great songwriters can understand. It’s really an east coast thing, Tom Waits has it, Billy Joel has it too.
Yes I agree, not forget to mention he’s a really good live performer. You should definitely make plans to see his next concert.
Al, I’m glad you mentioned Tom Waits, he’s another one of my favorites. Also, we can’t talk about east coasters without mentioning Velvet Underground and Lou Reed.
I thought about him too, Brooklyn guy, he’s got it, though I’m not as familiar with them. I know I have the same birthday as Lou Reed (3/2)
Raindogs = classic, classic album
Velvet Underground was one of the most influential rock bands of the late 60’s/early 70’s. Lou Reed along with John Cale were the brain and brawn of the band. After they disbanded, each went on and became solo artists, while The style of their solo albums remained nevertheless similar to Velvet Underground, unlike many artists who pursue a different style after departing from their original band. Velvet Underground had such a distinct, un-commercial and uncompromising style somewhat similar to Leonard Cohen’s early works. Lyrics are the most important element of their songs, their music is basic, simple and secondary to lyrics.
Leonard Cohen, the Velved Underground, Lou Reed, now we are talking!
Bruce also spoke out against the last Bush adminstration. He held some benefit concerts for John Kerry. He looks good for his age. I hear he’s a vegetarian. He looks younger than Randy Spears even though Bruce is probaly close to 20 years older.
Only Lou Reed/Velvet Underground songs Ive heard are “wildside” and another one about heroin. I’ll have to youtube some of their stuff.
he also wrote 41 shots about amadou diallo… Bruce is 59 by the way
me too about lou reed jun… and I know wildside more from the tribe called quest song, can I kick it
You guys are KILLING ME. This thread is totally derailed. I’m not going to worry about it now, but pls don’t start on another one. One of you has to write a music post so you can talk on topic. Wait, I have a good one. Let me find it. Hope you like Danzig….
Right on, Danzig fucking rules.
leonard cohen was rehearsing at s.i.r. studios in hollywood for a couple months and just before he took off for europe last summer he gave an intimate performance in stage one. i was there working on the dierks bentley (country singer) tour when i heard leonard playing. i snuck around back and just sort of blended my way through the doors. he was breath taking. his band smoked. everything was perfect. i’ve seen thousands of shows and this was one of the best of all. go see him live if you can. i think he’s playing coachella this year.
also, the velvets are so great. first record kills. the guitars on “all tomorrows parties” are transcendent.
I was at Leonard Cohen concert this past Saturday. He played at Nokia Theatre in downtown LA and exceeded every and all expectations. This man is a living legend and as time goes by, his lyrics and music become more meaningful and precious.
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I’ve seen the future, brother:
it is murder.
“Destroy another fetus now we don`t like children anywhow”
“Gimme crack cocaine and anal sex”
I almost jumped from my seat when the used Cohen`s Halleluyah in the sex scene in the Watchmen!
About Lou Reed and the Velvets (for Al and Jun Jun).
The “Banana Album” entire, “White light white noise” for all of you metheads, “Pale Blue eyes”, a tender songa about dating a married woman, “Candy Says” for all of you trannies, Rock and Roll and Sweet Jane from Loaded. That is the Velvets.
Solo, for all trannies and trannyfuckers, “Transformer”, entire. For every man who have ever loved a whore, Berlin, especially “The Kids” “Caroline Says I and II”, “Sad Song”.
I also loved Streed Hassle, especially the politicaly incorrect “I want to be black”. And “New York”, sounds prophetic now, isnt it? And Magic and Loss helped deal with the dead of my father from cancer.
When my cousing told me that she was sitting next to Lou in a Larie Anderson concert, not knowing who he is, I almost strangled her.
“that cunts not breathin’, man. i think she’s had too much…of somethin’ or other. hey, man! you know what i meeeaaan?”
–lou reed “street hassle”
yo, rics. are you familiar with the band Luna? 90’s act who wear their VU influence on their sleeve and opened for the Velevets on the reunion tour. but more importantly Luna formed after the break up of the even more amazing band, but much less known, Galaxie 500. i highly highly recommend Galaxie 500 to anybody who can appreciate the tender side of the Velvet Underground. Galaxie are great and get better with time. first album kills it. and really they remain underground and unknown.
here’s a Velvets cover:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8hixY2vHpU
their own shnizz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDrqo__H2ik
(mis-labeled as a Connells song. really it’s “Fourth of July” by Galaxie 500.)
I know Luna, but thanks for the referral.
“Al Tomorrow Parties” reminds me of PWs with posible multiple personality disorder like Lauren Phoenix and Sophia Lynn. Heroin reminds me of a PW (I’ll keep her name quiet, she is barely active in the industry) I trade correspondence with.
I love some of Lou more personal stuff. Families, My House, Gun, a song used in the Rock and Rolla movie soundtrack. And not Michelangelo comes from Pittsburg, we got instead Sierra Sinn.
actually AL is gonna part tonight
Johnny Rotten; “Sid Vicious died for the sins of Lou Reed”.
How cool is that?
Chip, Galaxy 500 seems to mate the Lyrics of “Here she comes” with the mood and dara I say the riffs of “Heroin”. Good.
The other song, “Fourth of July” reminds me of the Jesus Mary Chain for some reasons. Good stuff.