Don’t Tase Me, Steve O!

Camera of Death Vs. Wicked Pictures

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Wednesday night, I get my wristband and walk into the Wicked Pictures party at the House of Blues on Sunset Blvd.

Then I’m stopped and told Wicked Pictures does not want me at their party. I’m told I didn’t RSVP.

That’s true. But I did not get an invite either.

So I retreat to the sidewalk but that’s not enough for the party organizers. They huddle, stare at me, and then send out the burly bouncer to rip the band off my wrist.

Don’t tase me, bro!

I don’t go to these stupid events for my own pleasure. It’s the last thing I want to do. I do it to serve humanity and to hasten the ultimate redemption.

Wicked has boycotted me since the summer of 1999 when I made some gentle fun of Steve Orenstein. Other than that, I’ve treated the company with respect because in the sewer of pornography, Wicked is good folks.

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In second grade, I wasn’t invited to classmate Gavin Brown’s birthday party.

That really hurt. I understand why I wasn’t invited — because I’m a creep. But I didn’t like it.

Thirty three years later, my social status has not changed and the pain that goes with that ostracism has not diminished. Not even a little bit.

Tonight I stepped into a party and was promptly kicked out.

That made me mad and I want to lash out at the people who hurt me. In fact, I have.

Once a week, I engage in a communal meal. I sit in the same seat every week. Normally, I have a friend or two who sit with me. Sometimes a group of people choose to sit with me. Sometimes girls, cute girls, sit near me.

But the past few weeks, I’ve eaten alone.

I’ve been out on the wing, alone, and felt like a complete loser.

That’s why I always carry a book around with me. I never know when I’ll be in a room where nobody will want to talk to me.

I respect the reasons why people don’t talk to me. I just don’t like it.

I remember a temple I attended nine years ago. A girl I was with on and off came one Sabbath.

"Nobody wants to sit with you," she noted.

After lunch, I got up to walk her out.

"Don’t bother," she said.

She didn’t want to be contaminated.

My therapist suggested I call my memoir, "The Uninvited."

I am not an animal!

William Hyde writes on XPT: "Nice cleavage as always Holly. Did you take a piece of cake on a little blue paper plate out to Luke while he sat on the curb and moped?"

Joe writes: "You did not miss much inside the party. Just free drinks…no food. It was an o.k. party. Frankly, I was bored."

Holly Randall walks up with a crowd of guys, including her brother, who doesn’t want to pose for a photo. (Video)

She asks me if I’m going inside.

I say I’m banned.

Holly is not surprised.

Aurora Snow says, "I’ve been doing a lot of traveling and feature dancing." (Video)

Luke: "What about law school?"

Aurora: "Still working on it. The feature dancing gets in the way. You can do law school when you’re older. You can’t exactly do this when you’re older."

Justin Syder arrives with his crew of girls.

Megan Reece: "I’m sick and I’m here. This is why I love porn."

"I broke my tooth. I was eating candy… I’m getting a root canal."

I ask newcomer Tye Davis: "What has surprised you about the industry?"

Tye: "How openly people talk about sex. I’m from the desert and people don’t talk like that."

Megan: "I’m from Texas! And Texas people are so much different. They’re real conservative."

Tye and Megan were cheerleaders in high school.

Gia Paloma walks up with male performer Tommy Pistol.

In porn four years, Tommy just moved to L.A.

Now a make-up artist, Gia says she quit doing scenes in March.

She calls Roxy DeVille her "wife."

Gia and Tommy have been together for two years.

Derek and the LA Direct Models crew arrives. (Video)

I talk to Trina Michaels and Alana Evans. (Twelve minutes into this video.)

Luke: "What’s the best gossip you’ve heard lately?"

Alana: "Brian Surewood didn’t rape that girl [Madison Scott]."

Luke: "How do you know?"

Alana: "Because Brian is my friend and he wouldn’t do that."

"What really happened is that she probably had to answer to her husband and she did a little more than she was supposed to. That’s why at the end of the statement she said, ‘I didn’t even get more money.’"

Luke: "How often does this happen?"

Alana: "Happens all the time. My ex-husband used to do that."

Ron Jeremy sees me. "Thank you, Luke. You got that on your site. That’s the best press I got."

Van Damage comes up: "Ron, looking good. You’ve lost some weight."

Ron: "You liar."

Van’s serious.

Ron: "I dropped ten pounds."

I see Arielle Alexis for the first time in a couple of months. She’s dropped about 15 pounds. She’s tinier than I’ve ever seen her.

Ron: "It’s the L.A. Times. It wasn’t Hustler." (Video)

"I didn’t get invited by the governor. Somebody else gave me a ticket."

XPT asks: "Is an Investigation of Talent Agencies Coming?"

Michael Fattorosi posts:

I doubt highly if there’s going to be any investigation of the agencies. DLSE doesnt have police powers anymore, that was stripped away from them years ago and furthermore, there’s no money in California’s budget to investigate suitcase pimps.

I met De’Bella’s boyfriend at the film festival, nice enough guy but he’s a former cop, has a law degree (never passed the bar) and claims to have friends in the FBI. Even boasting to me that he knows 2257 inside and out cause his buddies from the Bureau taught him everything.

I encouraged him if that was the case, to forget De’Bella’s career and starting charging for 2257 seminars since it would be likely that he would be the only one in the industry that actually understood it.

As for Cannibal, she finally has her soapbox and I bet its going to end up costing KSEX some money when she’s done preaching.

Pat writes:

While I am not in the industry, being that i grew up in the SFV i have some friends in the biz. So while trolling Bella Models i noticed something i thought you would think is interesting.
 
6/13: A Shane’s World contract star added to the Platinum Club!
 
That appears in the news section and if you have spent any amount of time on Bella Models you know Devon and Delilah are already on there in the portfolio section. Which is can only be Casey Parker. Which makes sense since i had heard awhile back from one of my friends that Shane’s World stopped shooting movies of her because she had gained a bunch of weight and they were waiting for her to lose it. My friend said he saw her at a party or something and that she had totally chunked up. Guess she still hasn’t so she has decided to become an escort to get that cash. If you look at any of their movies you know they were all shot a long time ago. What happened to "the girl next door"? guess she turned into "the whore next door."

13 thoughts on “Don’t Tase Me, Steve O!

  1. Luke..too bad you don’t have the power of Perez Hilton, they’d never do that shit to him.

  2. He’s right, Luke, it’s all in the hair…

  3. ForrestHump says:

    Luke, you should forgo the snobby studio events and cover move of blowbiz from the trenches. There are no real stars in porn. Only meat props and twats.

    Do bukkake interviews after a target girl has taken a dozen oral orgasms and inquire about the taste. Why not challenge these GenX man holes with more Freudian erotic questions?

    Your readers prefer sleazoid gonzos as opposed to smut gliterati who thing their adult body odor doesn’t stink. We’re tired of smut snobs. We want Dickensian dirt.

    Don’t pretend these video sperm holes are actual thespians. They eat penile body fluids for a living and questions should not be social or political. Just psycho-sexual.

  4. artwilliams says:

    You need to develop a sense of empathy. Put yourself in the shoes of others.

  5. Sasha D. Cheynerat says:

    Is it just me or does Holly look absolutely GORGEOUS?!

  6. In the second pic of Aurora…there’s something in her eyes…it seems she hasn’t slept in a while.

  7. Larry Horse says:

    Holly does look great, too good for this business, you goofed up sir. Why is Christina Aguchi with that second rate director and fourth rate actor Vince Voyeur? She looked good.

  8. Drew Parker says:

    If Luke had been met with indifference he would claim to have been bored.

    My guess is he got such a thrill from his latest public rejection that he masturbated 3 times that night before falling asleep.

  9. Drew Parker says:

    Apathy
    -unresponsive or “indifferent” to aspects of emotional, social, or physical life.
    -physical deterioration, muscle loss, and lack of energy called lethargy
    -“learned helplessness”
    -lack of interest in things one does not consider important.

  10. ForrestHump says:

    One wonders that if porn pics or sight of same are religiously deemed morally offensive or sinful, then does a masturbating Luke avoid the image of his own spent gene fluid out of fear of G-d’s wrath? LOL!

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