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Bill Cosby Apparently Enjoyed the Parody on Playboy TV but One Cast Member Hates It
(Hollywood, CA ) Anniversaries and birthdays come and go so quickly but September 20th was quietly celebrated by adult movie director Will Ryder and some of the talented cast members of Not the Cosbys XXX because it’s the day the Cosby Show first aired on NBC back in 1984 paving the way for a pair of ground-breaking porn parodies of the wholesome family television show.
Many people feel that what X-Play and the movie’s distributor LFP did with the two porn parodies were in extremely bad taste given the fact that the NBC show was such an iconic family institution but some thought the movies were wonderfully done and in very good taste.
“I can see why some might say that we acted in bad taste but we are fans of the show and of Bill Cosby and our parody is about as good as any parody gets so we actually are really proud that we were able to make a ground-breaking interracial porn movie that critics and fans love,” Ryder remarked.
In fact Not the Cosbys XXX won the 2010 AVN Award for Best Parody and Best Non-Sex Performance by Bill Cosby’s mirror image Thomas Ward who played Cliff Huxtable with extreme humor and dignity. It also garnered many other best-movie awards including top honors from NightMoves, XCritic.com, Rog Reviews .com and others.
“I know for a fact that Bill Cosby watched Not the Cosbys XXX and really like it,” Ward said.
When pressed for further details Ward offered, “He saw it on Playboy TV and thought it was funny as hell.”
Check out a YouTube trailer here that has received nearly half a million views www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE
However one noteable cast member of Not the Cosbys XXX no longer shares any enthusiasm for the porn version.
“They should all be put in jail for what they did to poor little Rudy Huxtable,” crowed Monica Foster who back during production happily played mother Claire Huxtable in the spoof.
“I mean look at those cute little clothes she was wearing right before she had sex. It’s a disgrace,” Foster grimaced.
“Unfortunately at least one of our cast members I am hearing about suffers from some type of possible mental illness but I am not a doctor so I will defer to Dr. Huxtable on all medical questions,” Ryder countered.
“Of course Rudy is dressed up in cute little colorful clothes because that’s how she looked on the Cosby Show and our porno looks just like the television show,” Ryder blasted.
Adult superstar Misty Stone agreed. “I’ve heard all that crazy talk about Rudy’s outfit and that’s exactly what it is crazy. Crazy is as crazy does.”
“Now Misty is one hell of a star,” barked Will Ryder.
“It was my breakthrough role and I’m so glad I was able to play Den ise in both movies. I am grateful to Will Ryder for casting me,” Stone concluded.
On a beautiful anniversary day all is well in the land of Not the Cosbys XXX and there is talk of a possible third volume.
Not the Cosby Show XXX volumes #1 and 2 star family members Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Tyler Knight and Thomas Ward as Cliff Huxtable. A new DVD pressing has just been made available to distributors. Contact LFP Video for reorders.
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Bull. Shit.
Bill Cosby didnt “apparently” see anything.
Anyone can say “_________ apparently saw __________” but unless you have evidence its just talk.
Just another typical idiot porn company trying to get free attention. Will Ryder does it on LIB and Steve Hirsch does it TMZ.com.
Its a sad state this porn biz is in.
Belated Happy Birthday Wishes to both Will and Jeff.
Thomas Ward was hilarious, looked and acted amazingly just like Cosby. It definitely put porn up a notch in terms of likeness to the original, and I’m sure the real Cosby would roll, as they say, on the floor, laughing, after seeing it. And considering the press Brady’s got why wouldn’t this be covered? At the very least Ward probably alerted Cos to it, himself. If someone is making judgements who never watched this, they have no idea what they’re talking about.
And Jeff is putting it nicely when he says Monica might possibly be mentally ill (a not so nice way to say it is that she’s simply stupid and crazy).
As Misty says, “Crazy is as crazy does”!
I was told by somebody extremely close to the man himself (I cannot reveal names) that Mr. Cosby was heard laughing while watching a broadcast of our movie on Playboy TV. Of course origen and BigDickDaddy have the right to state bullshit and I don’t blame them because I am not offering much to back it up. I also have the right to offer my pity and heartfelt sympathy to origen and BigDick Daddy’s wives or girlfriends for having to endure days weeks and even hours with their men and do so with utmost respect towards those two entertaining men who liven up these boards. Carry on guys I love it.
Rudy Huxtable (Keisha Knight) was never over the age of 13 on the show – Not The Cosbys XXX 2 IS depicting underage sex (kiddie porn).
Hey, if Jeff Mullen aka Will Ryder thinks that a 13 year old having sex is hot, then he should just admit it. He’s into kids – bottom line. KIDS. He did this in the Brady’s parody movie so he did it again in the Cosby’s movie.
Yep – pornographers into KIDS is OK – yet I’m being called “mentally ill”.
Steele, BDD cant be Roy, his latest comment doesnt jive with Roy’s mouth breather shit. Of course I say JRodman is not Roy either, I just cant believe that Roy has the intellectual ability to take a shot at Papa Smurf and Jeff/Will or when Chelsea has to get on her back again to keep Roy solvent he wont make any new enemies for work.
That $1,000 dollars is yours, Larry, as soon as Roy and “BDD” have a flame war on each other here on LIB. Will “their” mutual hatred of me keep “them” from proving me wrong? HaHaHaHa….
Logically, BDD should be trashing the FUCK out of Roy, Larry. Think about it. How many times has BDD gone off about Reagen Senter and people who do AUDITIONS (you know that thing Roy bragged to Wankus that he make girls do… and remember Tina Lee’s r a p e allegation, and all the many, many, many, many girls who’ve complained about Roy Garcia). Now BDD felt the need to state he is not Roy, as if it’s important for us to know that, assuming it’s true…. Come on, Larry. Put on your Sherlock Holmes hat and the clues will reveal themselves to you, like it or not.
Roy is hiding. Chelsea is fighting on his behalf. Sad and pathetic.
Reply to the lovely Monica Foster; I am into making our movies look exactly like the TV shows. You should know that. If you think that is sick then so be it but keep in mind that the girl that played Rudy Huxtable (Nina Devon) was 25 years old at the time we shot the movie and was one of the oldest cast members in Not the Cosbys XXX. Last time I checked, an actor had to be 18 or older to appear in an adult movie so you actually might possibly be the sick person so please get the help that so many out there think you desperately need.
In fact X-Play and http://www.sitcums.com will offer to pay the first $500 of your mental therapy bill if you seek treatment this week. I don’t think I am alone in my hopes that you get the help you might need and get on the road to recovery. Who knows after 80 or 90 sessions you might be well enough to play Claire Huxtable in Not the Cosbys XXX #3. All the best to you and I would also like to offer you a come-back out of retirement B/G role in our upcoming flick ‘Not the Civil War XXX’. I am not kidding, you can play one of the beautiful slaves that bangs the plantation owner. Now I am pretty sure you will run out and post and tweet that I am a racist and an old angry white man but we are actually making this movie and I think it will be fantastic and quite entertaining. It is part of our new line-up of ‘American History’ porn movies. All the best and the offer is legitimate.
I turned you down for the “Oprah” role Will, and I’m turning you down for this one as well.
I see why you have a taste for KIDS Will, adult women just keep turning you down.
Save your therapy money for yourself.
Max Hardcore already tested the limits of free speech dressing up girls in pigtails and with scenes like Catalina saying, “You should meet my sister. She’s only 7 years old”,
Meanwhile, I don’t know how young the girl playing the youngest character on Cosbys was supposed to be, but sexuality inevitably and strongly enters humans at the age of puberty. The gov’t can say it’s illegal to have sex unless you’re over 25-30, but that has nothing to do with the natural sex drive that ever grows at young ages. Thus, why many girls interviewed in pre-scene interviews say they first had sex at jailbait ages. I’m not advocating anything, only acknowledging things. Regardless, there is no pussy on Earth worth going to jail for, as far as I’m concerned. No pussy is that good. And you can have an adult dress up in diapers and then have sex with him or her. It’s demented and it certainly would never be justified as an excuse for someone to commit rape on an infant, but that’s the funny thing about “adult” entertainment… It’s rarely adult, rather more juvenile, at best. This society categorizes youth into a negligible “criminal” status, epithetically labeling them as “minors” and “jail bait”. When people have sex, one person may yell “Oh baby”, but that doesn’t mean they’re advocating underage sex, either…
I think sitcums bite the big one,and will never be a fan of them, but I’m totally digging this new side of Will Ryder in a posting aspect. He went from shrugging it off with dignity to taking cheap shots at people’s wives. The Foster comments were also gold.
That being said,
I’m a huge fan of Cosby impersonations and just watched Cosby’s 2 in the store here with my manager. We laughed so goddamn hard we almost chucked up our Little Ceasar’s Hot n’ Ready. Thomas Ward is amazing in that role. I’m not necessarily calling bullshit on Will, regardless of my wife’s opinions of me, but I do find it hard to believe that Cosby would enjoy a porn parody of him, as bitter and unfunny as he’s been since he started wearing the oversized sunglasses and doing the whole “repeatedly bashing the African American community” bit.
When is someone going to make a QUALITY porn flick?
Gentlemen.
Good evening.
Jeremy – you acknowledge some interesting arguments there. Good to know you’re still here, dude.
Frere Fartz – The fellow can certainly roll his eyes. Also, how’s business at your end, man? Is it a chain or indy in which you pimp discs?
Origen – In a market of furtive purchases, quality control spins down the bowl.
Can one man make a difference?
We’ll only know when you fire up your handycam 😉
Finally, loving the hyperbolic paedo proclamations: go manufactured controversy!
Thanks Randal X.
HEY WILL…..I’ll take the $1000 dollars!! I need the therapy!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll hire Jeremy as the shrink..whata u saya Jeremy? LOL…
Misti Stone is pretty hott….
To Fartz; Just to be clear (and this will be the final response on this subject from me) I would never take a cheap shot at somebody’s wife or girlfriend so I think you misread my post most likely but I am glad you laughed when you watched Not the Cosbys 2. I took a playful jab at the two guys (origen and BigDickDaddy) not their wives so I just wanted to make that clear. I certainly have nothing against those guys or anybody for that matter and I am sure they can both enjoy the humor in my poke.
That is also my point with respect to movies like Not the Cosbys or Not the Bradys XXX as they are meant to be funny, goofy sex comedies which have resonated loudly in the hearts of customers and critics alike. But when a twisted (and yes mentally enraged) person starts to go on a verbal and written rampage like Miss Foster tends to do claiming all sorts of untruths about others it makes me laugh but I guess that is her entire life’s work twisting the truth to fit her sad pathetic agenda. I am quite sure she truly believes that she is on a moral crusade of sorts and if that floats her boat then so be it. I have received a number of emails from others who think her ‘lights are on but nobody is home’ which is why I offered to pay some of her therapy bills but she politely turned the offer down and then went ahead with more of her bashing and is now trying to link Bill Cosby with child porn because he might have laughed when seeing the Cosby parody on TV. That is one of the most insane and absurd connections I have ever heard so I give her credit for being quite the entertainer but as far as spreading lies and conspiracy theories she is the best in the business- a real AVN Award winner! She should have her own TV show because she really is good.
Side note to Monica: I was not the producer or the director on This Ain’t Oprah XXX and had nothing to do with creating it. Note to Sean Tompkins: Yes Misty Stone is hot as hell and wonderful to hang out with on and off the set. One of my all-time favorites for sure. Have a great week everybody.
Randal, I’m seriously thinking about it…
That’s the name of her netshow, right?: “At Home with Monica Foster”?
And add to that: ‘where the lights are on but nobody is home’!
I think Will Ryder should do a “This is Not Monica Foster XXX” about a schizo-idiot who fucks, sucks and goes nuts! She can also get a visit by her friend Al Notsosharpton and Reverend Jeremiah Wrong. Sounds like a Winner!
Actually, this is a fukin great idea..NO JOKE This Aint Monica At Home XXX
scene 1 fake Monica interviews porn star A about her break up, they have sex, she then interviews Male cuz hes a scum bag, switches sides, fucks him..Ans so on, ending with a interracial anal gangbang..i fukin no its would sell
thro a fake lubben in there as well
Truly if no one does this i may finance it
@Will Ryder-
Thanks for the response, I see where I made the mistake of thinking you were insulting those two more than you intended.
Also with the sitcums, I just can’t masturbate to them, which is where my general dislike stems from. I watch porn to jerk to hot bitches and nothing else.
@Randall
Business is alright, office politics with a little assistance from the economy keeps shit from getting as big as they should be. And I work a smaller chain. One of our stores is one of the most legendary and oldest in the country and I’ve seen stickers and shirts from it in more than a few porns. Hell, one porn was even filmed in one of our stores. I will never tell, though, because I would get in deep shit for being on the internet so often, and then where would LIB be without my wonderful, elegant fucking contributions?
Hey Sean, if you shoot that shit give me credit at least for the idea… for once I’d get credit where credit is due (although I’d prefer cash)… very unAmerican, but oh well.
Whatching a crazy schizophrenic drama queen attention whore in a porno would be very entertaining, and you really woudn’t have to make anything up because the truth is zanier than fiction. Make sure all of the supposed bad guys are all supposedly out to stalk and beat her.
The viewer should see shots of the imaginations in her head mixed in with real stuff. Goo(d) times!
Already coming up with a script..@ Will Ryder, your on the hook for 500 bucks right here >>>>
http://therealpornwikileaks.com/2011/09/who-would-you-rather-misty-stone-or-monica-foster/ Cant back out now…Monica needs the help lol
Will Ryder will never work with you Sean.
And why is everyone pitting Misty Stone and I against each other? Does her bad weave and overly muscular lack of tits physique need the publicity? It shouldn’t being that she fucks dirty old white men like Sean and Will regularly (most likely).
Misty Stone is like the book Goodnight Moon (sweet but simple), and I am the Encyclopedia Britannica complete set – plus I’m no longer an active pornstar so why compare?
Jealous of Misty – no, but I do pity her and I hate that my name is attached to hers, because I view her as quite trashy. Smokes too much weed which is very ghetto.
I think Misty Stone in all honesty should stay as far away from Sean as possible being that he sent me a text message a while back stating that he was investigating James Bartholet to see what he owns AND being that he was looking to expose TheLuxuryCompanion.com – a website of which Misty Stone is available for private bookings through as ( I can only assume ) a personal prostitute.
MoFo says:
“And why is everyone pitting Misty Stone and I against each other?”….
You forgot to add “… I can do that all by myself!”
You’re a real genius, Moronica.
Encyclopedia Retardica
And Meltard ruins yet another post with his never ending, all consuming rant against Monica….
Psst, Hey dopefiend, i dont need Will Ryder for anything..Maybe you should put down the MD-2020 and go read my post again..My comment was about the 500 for your therapy…Wow, for someone who says they are being stalked by me you sure do tweet me alot..LOL sip sip, what time is it, opps its time to make 12.34 cents for showing your pussy..work that pussy, make daddy some money Monica
I drink beer and wine, but that’s it. No weed, no coke, nothing else.
Now Sean, you DO need Will Ryder – just like you need Mark Spiegler, Kayden Kross, Mike South, Mercedes Ashley and at one time (and still) Donkey.
You are NOTHING without your associations to people with names in porn Sean because you don’t have a NAME. You’ve never been in any KNOWN porns nor have you done anything of note in the industry. You never brought down PWL – you just made a deal and created your own PWL type site based on a technical framework that in time will be made illegal.
If you really brought down PWL you’d have made that PWL poster database public rather than fabricating fake posts of ONE use – ME – a user of which your blog clearly shows you are OBSESSED with.
You have beef with me because I pulled my endorsement of your site and told the truth about you on my webcast. It’s that simple Tompkins.
At one point in time I listened to Mercedes and Steve Nelson and believed that you were an alright guy, but then after I seduced you and had you believing that I’d actually fuck you, you told me who you really are (because you’re an idiot who thinks with his dick).
Now, if you spend money and make a parody based on me, GREAT! I will be the FIRST pornstar who’s has a porn parody based on her and that will give me even MORE publicity and notoriety than I already have. You’ll be making me a VERY important person Sean if you do it. You’ll also give me grounds to hold you up in court for a very long time.
SO PLEASE – keep talking about me Sean. Stalk me. Slander me. Watch my porn flix and webcam archives and jack off to it nightly. Fantasize about how you wish you could fuck and lick my pussy but will never have the opportunity. Hire escorts who look like me and call them MONICA FOSTER as you fuck them.
You’re a fan boy Sean – plain and simple. A fan boy with a website who talks to pornstars all day while ignoring his real life responsibilities. Pathetic.
That’s all the attention I’m granting you today bitch – now go print out my photo and jack off on it in the bathroom.
Chelsea Morono,
All consuming rant? Four one liners? Actually, it’s rather funny and wise, unlike you. MoFo is attacking Misty while blaming others for it!
You’re a moron who thinks you’re clever while showing everyone else what you don’t realize.
“Meltard” shows how stupid you are.
I call Roy “Roytard” because it sounds like retard and your husband is a retard. “Meltard” is stupid as you are. Comparing me to Mel Gibson while being married to Roy Garcia is like comparing a badgering telemarketer to Jack The Ripper.
LOL “You have beef with me because I pulled my endorsement of your site and told the truth about you on my webcast. It’s that simple Tompkins.”
Did you type that or someone else..have you ever looked at your traffic numbers? Go do that, then go look at mine…LMAO>..
Monica PWL FOR LIFE….lol keep telling yourself you didnt post those things, maybe one day you will convince the other monica or the left side of your brain that you didn’t make those comments.
Monica, if everyone ignored you for 48 hours, you would have no traffic…..
wait ill post your numbers
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You have been doing this how long??? Me, 4 months..Your not relevant, you weren’t in porn and your not know..
Like ive said many times, you will always be known as the person who took a bad check for sex…
Meltard, shouldn’t you be posting in the Monica and Meltard are Arguing thread?
Do you still consider yourself a crossover stupid monkey?
Nutjob.
Heh – sight rankings mean nothing. I don’t steal or manipulate my site to get traffic – it just comes, and everyone who visits my site is looking specifically for ME. I am my own product and I don’t need a team behind me to sell it – I just sell cause I’m awesome ALL BY MYSELF 🙂
I’m not active in porn right now but I’m in it Sean – hell, movies I’m in are on Playboy TV – so yea…I’m in porn and will be a pornstar whether I like it or not for a long time – if I make a come back it’ll be spectacular – but if I don’t, I’ll end up married to a nice goodlooking well off guy. No matter what I’ll have a great life.
That’s exactly why you use my name and photos to draw traffic to your site Sean. If I’m so “irrelevant” then you’re whole blog wouldn’t be all about me. Neither would your twitter. Your whole LIFE is about me – you even state that the only reason you got involved with PWL was because of MY parents who are now going to see you in court shortly.
Why are you so into ME Sean? WHY ME? I asked you today what you WANT but you had no answer (and I bet you got REALLY excited to hear from me – I could totally tell). Wanna know why? Because all you WANT is to bother me because that’s the only way you can feel close to me – typical stalker (yet my #1 fan).
You want me so bad Sean you can’t stand it. I bet you dream about being on Monica At Home – under my desk eating my pussy. Unfortunately you’ll never get what you want – you never do.
I wonder what Sean will write about Monica Foster tomorrow? And the next day, and the next day…
For the love of all that is decent can someone tell Monica to just shut the hell up and leave?!?!
She ragged on her fellow porn stars on Porn Wiki Leaks; gives Donny Long info that he uses to blast them; calls Vanessa Blue the n word, trashes Misty Stone and generally lies her ass off.
I bet she never got ripped off by Lenny Dykstra or her family was never outed on Porn Wiki Leaks. Only proof we got is her word and she has proven that she is a liar!
Monica get this through your thick head… your a miserable, racist, homely drunk that the adult industry doesn’t want to deal with. Check your crazy ass into the loony bin before someone actually beats the crazy out of you (would love to see Tera Patrick or Vanessa Blue can her sorry flabby ass)
I can’t take it anymore Chelsea “I’m not married” Romero. You keep calling me names. I’m gonna go kill myself.
Roy is right. He never did anything to anyone. All those girls talking shit about him were lying. Wankus was lying. There’s a fake Peter Romero out there posting daily diaries about Roy’s shooting schedule and how he’s in love. Goodbye cruel world.
Nutcase? Don’t you dare say that over and over. Oh no, now I’m standing on the ledge of my roof, saying my last words…
Two p’s in a pod, the Romeros. Stand by your littledicksugardaddy, no matter what he does.
i think somebody has been drinking the magic kool-aid. Monica, why do you always talk about yourself in third person? don’t you like being inside your own skin? interesting polemic…but i see you missed the part about you texting Sean last night asking for a truce. if we edit out the parts you fabricated – then the only statement you made that may be true was, “I drink beer and wine, but that’s it. No weed, no coke, nothing else.”
Monica Foster’s PWL Posts http://therealpornwikileaks.com/2011/09/monica-fosters-pwl-posts/
Monica Foster Lying About Her PWL Posts http://therealpornwikileaks.com/2011/09/monica-foster-trying-lie-her-way-out-of-her-pwl-posts/
Monica Foster Took A Bad Check For Sex http://therealpornwikileaks.com/2011/09/monica-foster-took-a-bad-check-for-sex/
Wow. Just fucking wow. Monica’s jealousy towards Misty Stone is clear as fucking day. She called her ghetto and ugly. Now I read something on LukeisBack not too long ago. I think it went something like this:
“Ugh, there are so many haters on this thread that it makes me sick.
This thread is about MISTY STONE and the This AIN’T AVATAR parody – not anyone else or who they want to or don’t want to do IR with.
This adult movie IS groundbreaking because from what I heard it’s going to be in 3D.
Even if it’s NOT in 3D, it’s groundbreaking because it is probably going to be shot beautifully and had a huge budget to work with.
Misty is breaking the glass ceiling for ethnic performers by being cast as the lead – so that point right there warrants praise.
I think many here are just plain JEALOUS!”
Now, I just gotta’ remember who said that. Hmmmmm OH YEAH, it was that braindead, crazy twat Monica Foster. Bitch needs to get a lobotomy so we can at least enjoy the worthwhile parts of that worthless shell of a hot body. You’re a laughing stock. You make Jeremy look sane. Your woman parts and occasional spark of humor are your only redeeming qualities of being a human being. Get help or just end it already. Remember: Down the road, not across the street.
Ya’ll are dumb.
If you take my general dislike and pity for jealousy so be it.
What many of you fail to understand, or simply won’t accept is that I’ve left LA porn BEHIND. The LA porn industry is trash. I can’t believe I was dumb enough lower myself to the degenerates who make up that “industry” (aka GANG).
Why would I be jealous of someone who smokes to much weed, has a pimp (Derek Hey), can never take off her wig/weave, and who has been fucking for a living for over 6 years?
Yuck.
I’m a real person, not an imitation of life.
Cindi, could you delete the double-post if you find time? My computer was chugging this morning and I have no idea how that rant ended up there twice.
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/26/going-nuts-now-theres-proof/
I bet she never took 1000 check to fuck then have it bounce…LOL
You’re missing the point, Moronica. Why the FUCK are you attacking Misty Stone? What the fuck did she ever do to you? And don’t fucking invent something and lower yourself as you often do? Just because Sean choose to make some silly “Who’s sexier” poll between you and Misty didn’t mean you had to start dissing the girl to prove you’re supposedly better. Dissing her, whether you’re hotter than her or not (you’re not) makes you a FUCKIN’ LOWLIFE, STUPID!
Again and again and again and again you keep fucking with people who have never done anything to you. You’re too stupid to see how bad that makes you look.
Funny that a hooker that took a personal check from some mope (and of course it was rubber) calls other folks dumb.
At the risk of responding again to something so meaningless and lowering myself to her level, I just have to say that I find it truly amazing that Monica Foster can go to war with just about everybody she comes in contact with and keep a straight face as if she is pure and innocent. I have never come across anyone that is a bigger liar, a bigger racist or a bigger self-made victim and story-teller than Monica Foster. I have to admit I was sort of hoping she would have committed suicide this past weekend. Yep I said it and I know that is wrong to say but I’m sure I am not the only one who feels that way because sometimes the trash has to be taken out to the curb. Of course now she will alert her twitter followers and the authorities that I am about to murder her so if she is killed look at me. WTF?
Now in her ongoing quest to tear people down including me I hear she is going to ‘unearth’ sexual details about my life that she had hoped ‘she would never have to share with the world’. Give me a break! lol. First of all I am sure ‘the world’ doesn’t give a rat’s ass about my sex life and quite frankly I am completely fine about it. I am an adult director/producer that enjoys taking beautiful porn girls out to dinner and banging them! How fucking shocking is that? I should be arrested. However now I have been ‘alerted’ by concerned industry friends (thanks guys it is nice to have you) that she is going to dial up some more of her made-up ‘facts’ such as I love getting my prostate massaged or other horrific things. First of all I didn’t even know I enjoyed this but the truth is I’m not really open to trying new things and I can tell you ‘that’ certainly wouldn’t be one of them if I was.
No matter what she says about me or about dozens of people like Sean, Michael Whiteacre, Jeremy, Fattorosi, Misty Stone (insert any name here_____) the truth is that I could never get past her disgustingly gross unclean apartment which used to be 6 blocks from my office before she ‘escaped porn’ and moved to Nevada. For a girl that ‘escaped’ she certainly enjoys coming back to it.
I had been over to her old apartment three times in 2010 back when we were ‘friends’ but if a girl is dirty in her living area then pretty much I am done with them in any sexual capacity. Monica is a pretty girl with a hot body but her mind (and apt) is so completely jacked up that I find her sad and gross. I am sure she will write some horrible new things about me like I enjoy banging German Sheppards and cats or horses and sheep and tweet them as facts so that she feels happy and content but just know that this girl is a magnificent liar. I have to laugh when people tell her to ‘stand tall and not be afraid to tell the truth’. The ironic thing for me is that she recently helped us sell additional units of Not the Cosbys XXX so I have to say thank you Monica. In some ways I wish we could go back to the beautiful days (post Cosbys’ shoot) when she offered tempting oil massages and filthy sex. She was much more fun (and dirty) then lol.
Good post, Will, but I must say, you should have left it to “lowering myself”, because all your doing is taking her bait. That’s what she does. She baits people, than turns on them with a blog post, or an entire blog itself in an attempt to make money off of the industry that she’s apparently against. And there’s nothing wrong with wining, dining, and fucking the porn whores. Billy Watson talks about it all the damn time on his blog and I’ve never once heard a bad thing about him spoken in the industry.
On a different note, being a sex-shop worker, I must say that there is brevity to the prostate myth. We sell the living hell out of prostate massagers and those Aneros things, which are actually medical devices recommended by doctors diagnosing enlarged prostate difficulties.
Now, I’ve never given it a shot, not because I think that it will turn me gay or antything, but because I have an inherent fear of poop interfering with pleasure.
Define irony: someone who chooses the the user name “Fartz” on a porn site has an inherent fear of poop interfering with pleasure.
Monica if you hate this adult industry so much, why do you continue to interview some of the “winners” (Tucker Slain) on your website?
If you have been scammed by Lenny Dykstra where is the proof?
You are full of crap and just another attention junkie whom gets her rocks off by insulting, bullying, and stalking people on the internet.
You didn’t leave the adult industry because you hated it; people were just sick and tired of your acted and didn’t want to hire a nutcase anymore!!
Will Ryer – lies about a world famous comedian on a press release, depicts characters under the age of 13 in his porn movies, trash talks an actress who assisted you in making his movie a success and award winning, begs that same actress to stick a sex toy up his ass AND with no plausable grounds calls that same actress “mentally ill” AFTER she’s left the Los Angeles porn circuit.
Monica Foster – tells the truth and shares her thoughts and views.
In porn world – Monica Foster = crazy.
Only in porn world.
Will Ryder – I’d tell you to shove it up your ass, but you like it too much so instead I’ll just tell you to live a long long long long long life with yourself.
Amen to everything Will said.
You just can’t get through to stupid people. That’s why they are stupid and why they stay stupid.
This comment is worth repeating and one MoFo can’t answer:
MoFo says:
“And why is everyone pitting Misty Stone and I against each other?”….
You forgot to add “… I can do that all by myself!”
You’re a real genius, Moronica.
Encyclopedia Retardica
Btw, we now have a replacement for “Donkey Long News Network: News You Can Trust!”, for all those who miss the “good ol’ days”;
“Moronica Fosturd News Network: News You Can Trust… to be nutty!”
Initially I just skimmed Ryder’s response, but upon re-reading it, I noticed he actually stated:
“I have to admit I was sort of hoping she would have committed suicide this past weekend”
LOL – the same piece of shit who defended Fattorosi (who advised Donkey on PWL), the same emotionally stunted prick who depicts kids in porn flix, the same aging leather faced dipshit who wants his ass hole penetrated who has the fucking NERVE to call ME “mentally ill” – is going to state that he’d hoped I’d KILLED MYSELF.
Yea, AFTER Will Ryder / Jeff Mullen attempts to paint a picture of himself being SANE and offering me therapy for my supposed “mental illness” in a PRESS RELEASE for a movie that I’m in that makes him more money than he’ll ever acknowledge, he has the nerve to THEN say that he hoped I’d KILLED MYSELF?!?!?!
Well now I know NEVER even think TWICE to hold back the truth again about ANYONE. I now know I’ve met true evil.
Will Ryder – Jeff Mullen – butt boy – whatever the hell your name is – enjoy watching my life just get better and better…because I did NOT kill myself. However if I AM killed – considering what you just wrote – you’ll probably want to consider leaving the country.
To those of you who read, but don’t comment – take a REAL GOOD LOOK at this blog and comment thread. THIS is the REALITY of what girls and women go through when trying to move along in their life after working in the los angeles porn industry – whether you stay in adult independently or leave all together the los angeles porn industry DOES ATTEMPT TO HURT YOU IF YOU TALK.
GROWN MEN – (these aren’t 20 or 30 year old men posting here – they are all over 40) telling girls and young women that they HOPE THEY KILL THEMSELVES when they leave los angeles porn.
Yep – these satanic, sadistic, dirt, bag low class pieces of SHIT either want you to CAVE and go to some doctor needlessly and get yourself all doped up on meds you don’t need so they can say you are “mentally ill” if your mind clears up and you tell the truth about these sickos later OR they want you to KILL YOURSELF so you shut up forever.
Guess what Mullen – this post of yours will be on my websites FOREVER and in a future book I release. You will go down in history as the porn director who told a porn actress that was in his AWARD WINNING MOVIE that you HOPED SHE KILLED HERSELF cause she told the world that you like it up the pooper shooter.
Oh and Jeremy – don’t reply – just shut up – I spoke to an ex roommate of yours who told me more about you than I’d ever want to know, so just lay the fuck off. My entering porn was definitely a mistake but bothering to meet and interview you Jeremy – that was beyond dumb on my part.
I won’t mention your ex roommate’s name and neither will you because you’re afraid of him so just shut the fuck up. Maybe you and Mullen can toy each other’s asses tonight – Readers, NOW you know why Mullen casts Jeremy in so many of his flix.
Monica for someone whom keeps saying your out of the industry, you sure as hell want to stay in and attack people.
Since everybody should be TRUTHFUL how about you come clean and admit that some of the women you bashed (Tera Patrick, Vanessa Blue, Vicky Vixen, Daisy Dare) on Porn Wiki Leaks and your website.
Your a con artists and psychopath whom gets off on trashing other people. You run down Misty Stone yet blame it on others.
Do everybody a big favor and leave for go. No more cam shows, no more websites, no more hate on this website. You portray yourself as this superior women with brains… get a real job then!
Otherwise your just another drunk, psychotic, loser whom needs a bottle of tequilla and a keyboard to be happy!
Monica is way off base with most of her attacks but she’s on to something with “Not the Cosby’s XXX”…
Moronica Fosturd said:
“Oh and Jeremy – don’t reply – just shut up – I spoke to an ex roommate of yours who told me more about you than I’d ever want to know, so just lay the fuck off. My entering porn was definitely a mistake but bothering to meet and interview you Jeremy – that was beyond dumb on my part.
I won’t mention your ex roommate’s name and neither will you because you’re afraid of him so just shut the fuck up. Maybe you and Mullen can toy each other’s asses tonight – Readers, NOW you know why Mullen casts Jeremy in so many of his flix.”
As usual, stupid, you avoid key points and questions which prove you’re wrong, stupid, low and crazy, by changing the subject.
It doesn’t matter what you say someone else supposedly said. First and foremost, you’re avoiding my point. You started attacking Misty Stone who has never done anything to you. You’re a piece of shit for that one, but profoundly stupid. You just don’t get how bad that makes you look. If Misty was uglier than you (the opposite is true) there would be no reason to bring that up. She’s done nothing to you. She’s done nothing to you. She’s done nothing to you. She’s done nothing to you? How many times do I have to mention this point for you to address it? A million?
You can make up that I have butt sex with Will Ryder. You keep proving how incredibly stupid and low you are.
Once you address my point about you dissing Misty Stone feel free to bring up any ex roommates, as if you’ve talked to them.
Meeting me was not beyond dumb. You are beyond dumb. A friend of yours put in a good word about me. You sought me out, but then you started attacking me for responding to your buddy’s attacks. You’re too stupid for porn, Monica. Please kill yourself!
You can’t abort a baby once it’s born.
You can ask your brother or parents to raise it and never let that baby know you’re the parent, yes. You can put it up for adoption – sure. You can put it in the garbage even.
The thing is no matter what you do, that baby still will be around and still will be a part of you and still have your traits. You’ll ALWAYS be aware of it and that’s simply the punishment and burden you can’t avoid in such a situation.
Even if you KILL THE BABY, that baby still was there at one point and you’ll never forget it, and more than likely someone else will remember that at one point you were indeed pregnant with it and if that baby isn’t around after 9 months – questions will be asked.
The best thing to do with an unwanted baby – especially if you don’t want that baby to grow up, seek you out and turn on you once it realizes how much it was unwanted – is to ensure that baby is taken care of in the BEST way possible and that it’s allowed to grow and develop in such a healthy and happy fashion that you, the irresponsible selfish and incapable parent almost NEVER cross the mind of that (now grown) individual.
It’s also a great idea to stay as far away from that baby as possible once it becomes an adult being that you didn’t have the nerve to kill it when you could.
That baby deserves to live their life in ANY WAY THEY WANT – and most likely since that baby carries your genes – some things they do in life may be similar to things you’ve done…BUT that baby has someone else’s genes too, so they’re not exactly LIKE you and most likely are better and stronger than you being that they survived your rejection. I suppose that’s just how evolution works…
So to conclude, remember – you gave that baby up so you no longer have any right to dictate what that baby does or how that baby lives. My suggestion, is to always use birth control in the future so you don’t have to deal with such pain ever again.
@ Maltard: nice to see you are finally admitting to having butt sex with Will Ryder. Your time in jail served you well.
Loon.
What the hell is Moronica talking about aborting babies for, in response to my repeated question of why she attacked Misty?
And your comprehension and comedic skills are seriously lacking Chelsea Morono.
Roy’s Wife!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Meltard, you wrote, “I have butt sex with Will Ryder.” Those were your exact words. I am just happy you are continuing to recognize and admit your obvious homosexuality.
You can’t expect someone to marry Roy Garcia who doesn’t have severe mental defects, as well as a really bad sense of humor.
Chelsea Morono, you can not break a sentence into pieces and then use part of it to claim that I said I had sex with Will Ryder.
The sentence I wrote to that other moron, Moronica in comment #56 reads: “You can make up that I have butt sex with Will Ryder.”
Do you think you’re actually clever, funny or huring me, Roy’s Wife?
Roy’s Wife! Now that’s funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, Moronica Fosturd just displayed on LIB her mental illness in midstream with her senseless and disturbed “KILL THE BABY” rant.
But you can’t prove that to the mentally ill, even though Moronica can’t answer why in the fucking world she started attacking Misty who never did anything to her.
So Meltard, are you once again denying your history of homosexual behavior and all your posted statements about your gayness and being a crossover performer?
How can you call me Meltard when you just said I said I had sex with Will Ryder? Why do you keep asking the same questions over and over that you’ve already asked over and over? Answer: You’re stupid beyond comprehension.
Roy’s Wife!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WTF??? Did i miss something…
You missed two things:
1. Monica wrote a directed post about adoption. Question now is: who was the intended target?
2. Meltard wrote, “I have butt sex with Will Ryder” and then avoided admitting that he is a total homosexual.
Seriously Roy. Your wife is an embarrassment. She is NOT winning. Even fellow 2nd graders would punch her in the face if she kept behaving like this in class. Sorry to offend 2nd graders, who generally, are much more intelligent.
Btw, interesting last day of the MLB regular season. I wonder how many of us Yankee fans hope their team loses this last game of the season. Whoops. Teixera just hit a grand salami. Damn Yankees!
Lol. The baby comment came out of nowhere.
I would just like Moronica to answer why she attacked Misty. Screaming about killing babies doesn’t answer the question, nor does making up stories for asking the question, or not-so-scary threats of more made up stories.
It would be a fun exercise to ignore Monica for a week or 2 and then see what she does next for attention.
I’d even consider putting some action on it. Couple of us “opt in” and the first one to comment on something Monica posts has the admin change their handle to Monica’s Bitch. Then we can even work some side action gambling on who we think will be the one to crack.
Opting in
Opting in
Alright, we’ll leave it to Sunday at high noon, eastern time, so others can join us. Then the game begins. This would be more fun if Jeremy did it too. Come on Jeremy, nut up. (Poor bastard probably wouldn’t last a day)
You guys wanna put a time limit on it, or keep it going until someone is “Monica’s Bitch”. I’m cool either way.
Can the person that runs this joint fiddle with user names? NL- she wouldn’t fiddle with user names, just like she won’t give out IP addresses or email addresses 😉
Whoever cracks first then it’s over. We must define the rules as well.
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Ok, guys, I can nut up and shut up and not mention Moronica anymore. But when she returns I would like to ask her yet another question she can not, will not answer, such as why the hell did she take that porn version job of Cosby’s for if she had such a strong sentiment against the idea?
If she ice-skates like she thinks she’d be over the rink!
Ok, I’m done.
all over the rink, that is.
dammit cindi wtf happened to the fix it button!
if user names can’t be edited, include it in the rules that the loser has to state it at the top of each of their posts, and/or at the end.
They gotta sign off with it….that’s cool.
Anyone caught using an alt to comment on Monica has to get a severe penalty. I’d say you gotta buy one a them eyeball paintings, but she’d definitely jack the price up on us. And we can’t trust her not to lie about someone paying for a cam session. I could use some ideas on that.
No mentions, no comments, no acknowledgment. For those that OPT IN, she Jan Brady in the Only Child episode. No going on other sites to comment either. You catch someone on another site doin it, post the link here.
Now how long for the screen name? Can’t be forever. 2 or 3 months?
Lmao. Eye ball paintings. No. U can order them off one of her auction sites. She would never no it was one of us. Well maybe she would since she’s reading this thread…ok, no xpt, twitter, lib, my site, adt, I’m sure there are other sites but those r the ones she’s on normally. Steele as much as I want your money this is probably something you should stay away from. Your like Kramer in ” the contest”. You won’t make it 4 hours. Lol
SHHHH. There’s no money. Wouldn’t you mark out if Jeremy had to rant here as Monica’s Bitch?
Shhhh, Jerk. You’re not supposed to mention that name. In fact, you just lost.
Btw, there’s another cover news article on Porn in this week’s LA Weekly. I guess I’ll have to read it, maybe tomorrow.
Listen chucklehead, I said in post #74, that we will wait until Sunday at noon eastern to start the actual contest, so others can join.
So, in other words, get yer licks in before Lubben Day.
yep.
@Fartz – Plz don’t use “licks” and “Lubben” in the same sentence…
Shit, whits, if I ever catch wind of Shelley being pregnant, I’m going to make the pilgramage out to Cali disguised as a downtrodden whore (i got the tits for it) so she will let me suckle on her booby-milk. It’s my secret, devious plan to achieve eternal life. God’s titty-milk will make me forever young.
I spent the night watching BET on mute. I am sooooo ready for this contest.