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Fan Faves: The Finals Are Set  And Then There Were Four

With three rounds of the 2008 RogReviews.com Fan Faves Awards in the books we are down to the Final Four in each category. Voting begins in a matter of days and will continue for one week. Winners will be announced and trophies will be handed out at AEE next week.



Best Female Performer : Continuing her dominance, Jenna Haze took another step towards her third consecutive win in this category. For the first time this year she was held to under 50%, but Jenna still managed to score nearly four times as many votes as the other finalist from bracket one, Jesse Jane. Sasha Grey led the way in bracket two with a quarter of the vote. She joins the other two in a rematch of last year’s final four. Teagan is the only new name in the finals for 2008. She beat out Bree Olson by a handful of votes to prevent a complete rematch of the 07 finals. The way she is going, it may take a miracle for someone to unseat Jenna Haze. At least I know that whoever wins will be fun to give a trophy to.

Best Newbie: Apparently the key to making the finals in this category is to be connected in some way with Digital Playground. Three of the four finalists are or were DP contract girls at some point. Stoya won bracket one with nearly 30% of the vote. That was enough to beat Adrenalynn for the stop slot. Kristina Rose came in third, but this was a two person race. Tori Black also scored close to 30% in beating Gabriella Fox in bracket two. Priya Rai was a distant third. This could be the closest four race of the finals with all four women scoring well and bringing great fan support to the last week of voting.


Best Male Performer: Last year’s winner Manuel Ferrara makes a return trip to the finals thanks to his win in bracket one. He is joined by Evan Stone who seems to always be near the top but has yet to win the award. Bracket two features James Deen as a new entry into the finals. He is joined by Lexington Steele who has more than his share of wins in this category. This one should come down to Lex versus Manuel in what should be a very tight finish.


Best Director: Going into the semi-finals, we had more female directors still alive than ever before. Only one of them, Belladonna, survived, but Stormy, Joanna Angel and Tina Tyler did well. Bella won bracket one, beating out Chris Streams who held off Manuel Ferrara and Stormy to earn a trip to the finals. Jules Jordan and Robby D easily made it out of bracket two with Jules piling up nearly 40% of the vote. He is in position to win his ninth title in a row, but could see some competition from Streams, Bella or Robby this year.


Best Movie: In another Digital Playground dominated category, they scored three of the top four movies. Only Jules Jordan’s Lex the Impaler 3 broke the stranglehold. Robby D’s Control 9 came in second in that bracket. DP dominated bracket one with features Cheerleaders and Pirates 2 holding off Not Bewitched and E for Eva to set up a big showdown. Will the features cancel each other out? Will Jules pull off a Don Henley-esque surprise win. (Wow, did anyone get that reference?) Can Cheerleaders sneak in there? Or will this be the first of dozens of awards won by Pirates 2?


Favorite Studio: No shockers here. The same four companies are in the finals this year. Evil Angel, Jules Jordan Video, Digital Playground and Elegant Angel will once again battle it out. Naughty America and Brazzers came close, but the web based companies appear to be a year away from taking on the gonzo porn giants. Evil and JJV have won before and Digital Playground has come close. This should be another right race.


Most Wanted Celebrity: And here we go. The top scoring celebrity babes of 08 are Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Beil, Kierra Knightly and Meagan Fox. Not a bad bunch to be sure. I’ll take Scarlett from this foursome, but Britney and Jennifer Love were my girls. They are out of it so we are down to four chicks any of us would die to have sex with. Then again, that would have been true no matter who won.
Good luck to all the finalists and I will see the winners in a week to present them with their trophies.

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Year End Wrap Up

I would like to start off by wishing you and yours Season’s Greetings and the very best of wishes in the New Year.  Isn’t it amazing how the year just flies by?  I for one am looking forward to seeing the ass-end of 2008.  Not that is was a terrible year, lots of great things happened and I was involved in a lot of great projects but I am just ready to start the new year and see what new adventures 2009 brings…
 

Here are some of the year’s highlights for me, work and otherwise (in no particular order):

-       Lots of great new scenes!  DVD and internet….
 
-       Upload won a buttload of awards, including:
                 8 AVN Awards last January
                 XRCO Best Epic and Most Outrageous DVD Extras (Sock Puppet Porn, baby!)
                 Best Epic from Xbiz
Best Feature; Editor’s Choice at the Nightmoves Awards Show in Tampa
 
-       I won awards!
AVN Awards: Best Supporting Actress Film and Best Oral Sex Scene, both for my performances in Vivid’s Layout.
XRCO MILF of the Year
 
-       The Friday Night Threeway (with myself and my good friend Derrick Pierce) was created on Playboy Radio and can be heard weekly from 7-9 pm PST on Sirius/XM 99
 
-       I performed in my first Burlesque Show with my friend (fetish model/Burlesque performer) Shelby Jones in a tribute to St. Patrick’s Day
 
-       I traveled to Budapest, Slovakia (Elizabeth Bathory’s castle) and Amsterdam
 
-       We took a holiday in the Dominican Republic
 
-       I did personal appearances in Mexico City, Vegas, Dallas and Palm Springs
 
-       I started my kick-ass new tattoo in April and finished it (maybe) in December
 
-       Simon Pegg knows who I am, answered my questions in an interview and mentioned me in his blog!  Geeks of the world unite!
 
-       I directed Bitch & Moan 2 for Adam & Eve and it received an AVN Nomination for the 2009 Awards
 
-       I worked often for my dear friend, director Nica Noelle for Sweetheart Video
 
-       Worked on Icon for SexZ Pictures as Art Direction, BTS and appeared in the video for The Cock Diesel included in the movie. AND Icon recieved 7 AVN Nominations for the 2009 AVN Awards in January.
 
-       Performed in 3 scenes for Kink.com – www.sexandsubmission.com, www.hogtied.com, and www.wiredpussy.com.
 
-       Had my directing debut for Kink.com – to be posted soon
 
-       Survived The 8th Day (Adam & Eve) – the 8 day shoot that turned into a 5 month shoot.
 
 
For photos on almost all of the stuff on the above list check out my photo albums - particularly "Candidly Me" and "Ink Me" and Me Photographing Me".

Lots of accomplishments, fabulous new friends (you know who you are!), great projects and great memories.  For those not-so-great moments; it’s all part of the adventure, I say.  Someday, good or bad, it will make a great story.

I am starting the new year off right.  Much to the dismay of many, I will not be attending the AEE Convention in Las Vegas.  I know, I know.  But I have been there every year for the last 14 so I believe you can live without me for one year.  Instead I am going to Maui.  Nahnahnahnahbooboo.  So there.

Upon my return I should be in the final stages of the redesign on www.kylieireland.com!  Featuring a whole new look, more user friendly navigation, webcams (if I can get ‘em workin’) and larger video clips on archived and new videos.

In 2009 you can also look forward to various new projects featuring me as a performer and/or director.

Until then….Happy New Year!

Kylie

PS. I would love to hear what your favorite Kylie memory is of 2008: it could be anything from a movie or scene you enjoyed, meeting me in person, an experience we shared…friends, fans and co-workers…please chime in!

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Person of Year……………Tristan Taormino

Starlet of Year…………..Allie Foster
Star of Year……………..Bobbi Starr
MVP of Year………………Bree Olson                        
MILF of Year……………..Francesca Le’                        

Performer of Year…………Alexis Texas
Siren of Year…………….Dana DeArmond
Femme of Year…………….Sammie Rhodes
BTS of Year………………Roxy DeVille

Blu-ray Movie of Year……..Nikki Jayne Experiment                  B. Skow

Director of Year [Feature]…Will Ryder                    Not Bewitched XXX
Director of Year [Gonzo]…..Vince Vouyer                   The Gauntlet #03
BTS Director of Year………Cash Markman         Not With My Wife You Don’t

from  http://www.xcritic.com/

1) Fallen: Fallen was something of a surprise when word circulated regarding the classic appeal of the flick.  Starring hotty Jessica Drake and directed by Brad Armstrong, the movie presented a story about a Gregorian angel fallen from grace for failing in her assignment to protect a young lady from tragedy.  Doomed to search the Earth endlessly for some meaning to her immortal life, Jessica engages in all sorts of depraved sexual encounters until she meets the man of her dreams, soon finding that the heavens have a twisted sense of humor.  The story was simple yet elegant, the four disc set offered lots of quality fuck for the buck, and the entire production impressed our team as another case of creativity edging out the more expensive blockbusters they also enjoyed.  Wicked Pictures put a lot of care into the movie and DVD package, showing once more why they are still an industry leader to be reckoned with when it comes to enjoyable entertainment not tied so heavily to circus act sex.

2) Not Bewitched XXX:  In recent years, one team has dominated the burgeoning revival of comedy porn with their entertaining parodies, pushing aside pretenders and wannabe top dogs with their tributes to classic television shows. The dynamic duo of Will Ryder and Scott David at X-Play found that the economic recession may have impacted their peers but they moved forward with huge plans to expand in 2009 thanks in no small part to shows like Not Bewitched XXX. Rather than poke fun at the subject matter, the team made it clear that they were paying homage to the award winning television show, again surpassing a Hollywood remake costing tens of millions of dollars in favor of a sexy sitcom porno that was far and away the best comedy of the year.  Starring Jenna Haze, Mike Horner, Eva Angelina, and cute Teagan Presley as Tabitha, the movie mixed elements of the original series in such a way that the cohesive whole turned heads all across the country in what has been described as a prime example of what some in the industry are doing right to regain the faith of fans.

3) Pirates 2 Stagnetti’s Revenge:  If ever there was an adult movie that swept the nation and sales charts based on the quality of a prequel, this was it.  Hands down, there was no porno bigger, brasher, and bolder in terms of resources devoted towards giving the fans an action packed feature with the best extras package of the season.  With over 600 Hollywood styled special effects, four discs of related material for the consumer to appreciate, and the best feature line up of contract stars & top names in the jizz biz, P2 was as much an event as a movie.  Most of the cast reprised their original roles with Jesse Jane & mighty Evan Stone joined by the infamous Belladonna & Sasha Grey as they fought the scurge of the seven seas played by Tommy Gunn, the man championed by exotic Katsuni and her pirate forces.  With Digital Playground director Joone at the helm of this massive project, is it any wonder that this was the most talked about release of the past two years? 

4) Oil Overload Special Edition:  Director Chris Streams is no stranger to making award winning porn and given the strength of his double disc sets since signing a distribution contract with Jules Jordan Video, his titles have impressed our team as having enough tease footage, heated pairings, and quality that he was a serious contender for the top director nod.  The debate over which of his movies was best was finally decided by industry veteran Don Houston who pointed out that the nearly 5 hour movie had so many quality extras but a cast list featuring Top Performer of the Year Gianna, Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Gina Lynn, Teagan Presley, and a great many more top notch hotties getting all slicked up in oil to fuel your fantasies.  Earning our coveted Xcritic Pick rating was only the beginning though as Chris proved he could out oil any of the competition now that he was free of corporate ownership, the astounding results such that he made the list twice, sharing that designation with only one other.

5) Lex the Impaler 3 Special Edition:  There has long been a lot of industry love for director Jules Jordan at award time, his sales such that few can deny his appeal to the porn consumer.  Another man wise enough to enhance his fuck flicks with large amounts of seductive tease in lingerie before the action begins, Jules is sometimes looked up to as the top of the food chain in the industry by many; unable to do wrong according to his loyal followers.  This time, he brought back his most powerful interracial player in the form of Lexington Steele, in order to push the limits of ladies like Jenna Haze, Shyla Styles, Brianna Love, and Gina Lynn to the breaking point; the resulting chemistry generating a knockout title few will deny beat any other interracial release of the season.  Lex was in rare form too, making an effort to surpass the sometimes generic performances of the movies he directs in favor of going all out with the best in the industry, the fourth volume also displaying a tremendous amount of sizzle thanks to Gianna. 

6) E For Eva:  While Eva Angelina took most of the year off to have a baby, the multi-award winning beauty did not leave without providing some serious showcase efforts at the hands of industry directors known for style.  The best of the batch was this one by Jonni Darkko with the lady starring in all nine scenes using many of the scenarios the pair came up with over the month long series of shoots.  The winning template of G For Gianna was wisely followed here too and Eva was provided enough time in the BTS feature to give a great sense of why she is so favored by the multitude of fans that worship her every move.  Even better for the rest of the world is the fact that the movie was not just for Eva Angelina fans, but high scale enough to outshine all of the star flavored compilations on the market and provide serious strokability and replay value to anyone wise enough to check it out.  If seeing Eva in various forms of sexy lingerie and trying all sorts of sexual tricks with men, women, and toys is what floats your boat, look no further than this excellent example of her work to date (not to mention Jonni’s work in 2008).

7) The Surrender of O:  This was another title that took some of the team by surprise, showing enough intelligent handling of the BDSM lifestyle that did not alternately make the general population wince or look away to make the genre look more appealing.  Bree Olson in the lead role was an inspired selection too, the Adam & Eve contract starlet the best choice for the role as she took over from Carmen Luvana that many considered her best (in Power of Submission).  Bree was right at home with the discipline elements of the movie and it was suggested that director Ernest Greene finally hit upon just the right balance of thematic elements to go along with the slightly kinky sex to inspire well beyond a quick look or two.  Joining Bree was cute Kayden Kross, curvy Ava Rose, sexy Bobbi Starr, and an assortment of others that proved to be able to handle the acting portions of the script in a story of a young lady discovering what she wanted out of life.  Bree had an excellent year (this was not her only award winning flick in 2008) and assumed the role of lead contract girl at Adam & Eve very nicely, the best being yet to come from what we’ve been told.

Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia Marcia Marcia:  As suggested above, this sequel to last year’s top comedy was as much the result of the creative team behind the camera as the incredible cast of sexual performers that shined in their scenes.  Again paying homage to the original series with a story of misunderstandings, young love, and an enhanced cast of industry veterans in the role of the "bunch" so many are familiar with, the casting upgrade of Teagan Presley in the lead role secured inclusion on many lists this year given her better fot for the role.  The movie also shows the industry that a little bit of preproduction and planning can pay off, albeit thanks to the folks at X-Play and their distributor Hustler Video.  The strength of such shows to a general audience is unsurpassed and the curiousity factor that reels in consumers is thankfully rewarded by the quality of the production, eschewing the quickly tossed together parodies that consumers learn to distrust as junk.  While it came out too late for the AVN Awards this year, it is still a strong contender for future awards according to our resident expert Don Houston.

9) The Interactive Gina Lynn:  Every year we collectively see a number of the virtual sex titles that allow fans to select footage of their favorite performer in action and every year we wonder when someone is going to expand the boundaries of the genre to broaden the appeal to a wider audience.  This year, award winning director Chris Streams pushed aside the competition by providing not one, not two, not even three scenarios with incredibly popular starlet Gina Lynn, but a whole SIX of them where she struts her stuff for hours on end in a double disc set the director promised us would be something special.  Sparing no expense, Chris shot days of material with Gina to make this her most comprehensive release in years, arguably better than her Dark Side release four years ago even for those of you that are not fans of the virtual sex genre.  Gina plays a nurse, a maid, a schoolgirl, and so much more as she allows her fans the ability to control her moves so very well.  Rather than relying on upcoming technological breakthroughs, the director made this one with fans in mind, reliability more important than flashy tricks.

10) The Doll Underground:  While others have proclaimed the "Alt" movement dead, our Xcritic reviewers have proven otherwise with indepth looks at some of the most creative movies made in years, not least of which was this outing by director Eon McKai.  Dispensing with nonsensical plots about pool boys, pizza delivery girls, or generic fluff, Eon let loose this scathing attack on modern politics that will certainly prove years ahead of its time to any of you wielding the fast forward button on your remote control in an indiscriminant fashion.  If you want some mental floss to go with your sexual antics, essentially something deeper than a midday puddle, you might want to see what exactly this movie is all about as it transcends the limits of gonzo into something open to interpretation, considered by leading critic The Mooninite to be Eon’s best work to date even if it runs the risk of alienating the raincoater crowd as being too fancy or complex for their sensibilities.

article from http://www.kval.com/news/local/36853004.html

EUGENE, Ore. — An adult film actress who admitted failing to pay taxes was ordered to serve 6 months in prison and pay almost $300,000 in outstanding taxes.

Adult film actress and former Penthouse model Janine M. James, also known as Janine Lindemulder, 40, of Huntington Beach, Calif, was sentenced Monday in U.S. District Court in Eugene, Ore.
James pleaded guilty in August 2008 to charges she failed to pay outstanding federal income taxes.

From 2000 through 2006, James, while owing more than $200,000 in federal taxes, spent over $750,000 on homes, vehicles, furniture and a piano, while failing to voluntarily make any payments to the IRS. Those purchases included a home in Eugene, Ore.

On Monday, United States Magistrate Judge Thomas Coffin ordered James to serve 6 months in federal prison, followed by one year of supervised release.

As part of her post-prison supervised release, James must participate in a residential community corrections center for up to six months. In addition, James must pay all her outstanding taxes,which currently are about $294,000.

James was ordered to report to prison on March 10, 2009.
The Internal Revenue Service investigated the case. The case was prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Chris Cardani.

NL-How does Janine pay all she owes and get 6 months in prison, one year of parole? There were rumors that she knew she owed the back taxes and just didn’t pay them while she proceeded to spend close to a million dollars on a house and cars. Maybe that just pissed the IRS off. Because I know of so many cases of people who owe back taxes and get a break, make a deal, and just payment is enough. I have known Janine for 14 years, and always thought she was a nice person and a good mother. People don’t seem to go to prison for back taxes unless they want to send them there for other reasons and that is all they can get them on. Anyone else have ideas?Was Janine on the black list for something else?

The Darkside

by AL Blanco

The title of this does not refer to snuff films or nocturnal porn or porn with Darth Vader fetishes or even porn with really black people in it.  This refers to porn that’s made that is only intended to be viewed by its makers, and what happens when it is unlawfully distributed: sex tapes.  If porn is supposed to be inclusive, sex tapes are exclusive, material that only limited eyes should be seeing.  For many, watching a
tape that was never meant to be watched by others is more thrilling than regular porn, regardless of its deviance.

Everyone makes sex tapes, but most only care about the celebrity sex tapes.  A simple search online revealed a slew of different tapes and the volume is sort of astounding.  I’ve only seen a handful of them, would like to see others, and have no desire at all to watch others.

The Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape is probably the king of them all being the most high profile tape, however it is also noteworthy because of Tommy’s harpoon dick and all the “I love you Pamela, I love you Tommy.”  It might as well be a love tape.  If Pamela’s mammoth pussy didn’t make me want to gag, that mushy shit sure did.  Seeing Pamela’s pussy was like when Darth Vader took off his mask and it was an old white guy inside or when Superman voluntarily got rid of his powers and got his ass beat by some old redneck: crazy surreal.  The woman has plastic surgery on her titties, but not enough respect to her sexual partners to sculpt that mess of a pussy into a finer final product? Tsk, tsk, tsk Pamela, but even at 60 or however old you are you can still give me a call.

The original celebrity sex tape I suppose has to be the Rob Lowe sex tape featuring an underage girl.  What a dick he must have felt like when that came out. At least he thought the girl was old enough, where as R. Kelly’s partner looked clearly adolescent from what I’m told.  I never watched that tape even though I knew many that bought it.  I draw the line way before 13 year old girls are getting pissed on. 

I have only seen clips of the Kim Kardashian / Ray J sex tape, but that is one I’d like to see.  Kim is retarded hot and I heard Ray J beat the shit out of that pussy.  While discussing no talent bitches who shouldn’t be famous, I hope I never, ever come across Paris Hilton’s sex tape.  Anyone who bought that should be shot.  Women are supposed to be hot when you watch them fuck, duh!  Paris Hilton looks like some witch in a play set in the middle ages ready to scald you with shit in a large black pot heated over a campfire.  Don’t get it twisted though, her money makes her more than fuckable.  I saw stills of Chyna’s sex tape.  I was always on the fence on whether I would fuck Chyna until I saw those stills of her acne infested ass and her giant clit, which I am assuming is the result of abusing steroids.  Honestly, there
are men with smaller dicks than that clit, it could double as one of those bags boxers punch quickly.  Her clit needs its own twin sized bed and electrical blanket.  Tonya Harding’s sex tape was almost unwatchable, that bitch is nasty. Anyone who fucked with that should be sent to Guantanamo Bay.

I’m not exactly sure why celebrity sex tapes which feature male celebrities are even bought.  Clearly those who purchased those tapes have gay tendencies, or I suppose they are women.  Cue the Fred Durst, Kid Rock / Scott Stapp, Colin Farrell and Dustin Diamond (Screech) sex tapes.  Let me make an exception, if Screech is fuckin Lisa Turtle on the tape, I’ll watch that shit with Zach Morris and A.C. Slater.  When I heard Verne Troyer made a sex tape I was baffled.  Surely his dick can’t fuck, but apparently it can so more power to him.  Bob Crane of Hogan’s Heroes was even said to have made many sex tapes.

Recently I heard of the existence of a Marilyn Monroe sex tape which features her blowing a guy whose face you never see.  If that doesn’t prove it’s a man’s world, I don’t know what does.  We’re talking putting the most iconic beautiful woman of her time, one who has no present day parallel, to suck a dick on camera. What’s next, the Jackie Kennedy sex tape?

What the title of this really refers to are a couple tapes I really, really wished I never saw.  They are family members’ sex tapes.  Once you see a sex tape with an immediate family those images are forever burned in your brain.  It’s like looking at the sun too long, you will never be the same again.

When I was in middle school, my brother was told by this hot slut that if he made a tape of himself jerking off, she would fuck him.  Well instead of her seeing it, one day my mom, my friend, my brother and me wanted to watch a movie we taped off of TV.  For some reason his solo stroke tape got put on, and we were immediately served up his hard dick covered in Jergens.  Talk about a bad scene.  To add to it, the bitch would have never fucked him, she just wanted to
embarrass him.

My brother always did have poor judgement.  When we were in high school he made a tape of himself having sex with his girlfriend, without her knowledge, and started showing it at party’s like it was the newest Stallone movie.  What was crazy is that the camcorders back in the day were like oversized UPS packages.  He even left it right out completely conspicuous but the dumb broad didn’t think it was on because he covered the red light with electrical tape.  Anyway, later on after he stopped seeing this girl she found out and her meathead boyfriend almost pounded the shit out of him.

The absolute worst was when I accidentally saw a sex tape with my mother in it.  Again, my dumbass brother is responsible for this and I will never, ever forgive his ass.  My brother thought my mom was hiding porn in her closet and one day found a tape that said “Cartoons” on it.  He thought that had to be porn, as why would a grown woman hide a tape of cartoons in her closet?  Anyway, my brother, two of his friends and me huddled around the tube and we put it on.  We see some dude butt naked on a bed, who we don’t realize is my mom’s boyfriend.  After a few more seconds my brother is like, “hey that looks like mom’s room”.  Next my mom comes in butt naked, though we can’t tell it is her, they start to fuck and it clicks: it doesn’t look like mom’s room, it is mom’s room and that’s mom fucking!  Well suffice it to say the four of us made a pact to never speak about that shit again.  For whatever reason my brother even gave it back to our  mom directly and told her we watched it.  Did I mention he is a dumbass? 

Top Ten New Years Resolutions I Would Make For the Adult Industry

from her blog

Ok, who am I to talk… I am a willing participant and staunch supporter of the adult industry and the industry does an awesome job with self regulation.  Free Speech & the First Amendment are incredible and awesome tools but also abused.  As some of you are aware, I also think we have moral and ethical standards - codes of conduct which perhaps we should take a closer look at.  So, I put together this list.  I had an awesome 2008 which saw me win Booble Girl of the Year and get nominated by XBiz for WebStarlet of the Year so wtf…. these are some things I would suggest as resolutions for the New Year…. some of which are tongue in cheek… some not.

10.  No more preggo pornography in adult.  I will do a full blog on this at some point but sorry….. I understand the legal right, and perhaps the need of a mother in need for cash desperate to make a buck, but I just think sex for cash while pregnant is WRONG!  Is everyone forgetting that the baby is going to grow up one day?  I can hear the conversation around the dinner table one day…"Hey mom! I performed with you!"

9.  No more teen porn where the girls look 10.  I blogged about this extensively with you guys.  Yes it is legal, yes it may be fantasy.  I still stay that putting out pictures for public consumption of girls that look 10 for guys who are 50 to ‘enjoy’ is WRONG

8.  No awards to stars who desperately try to cross over into mainstream acting!  What is that all about?  It has become fashionable to try and leave the industry that made you famous and paid for your leased porche…. so much so that the industry now has ‘cross over star of the year’….. like getting on Inside Edition or getting a bit part in a Horror Movie is earth shattering.    I like adult.  I like adult movies.  I am not looking to shoot the next CSI (unless Grissom asks me to play a rotting decaptitated corpse).  So I say no awards for TRYING TO GET OUT of the business. 

7.  No more european adult movies where the guys sound like James Bond rejects.  I was not sure about this one when I was working on my list… some of the action is HOT because the girls are HOT.  But when ‘Ivan’ or ‘Igor’ opens his mouth….. it just loses it for me.

6.  No more adult where it resembles an episode of Fear Factor.  I got this one from one of my bloggers.  Yes, there are only so many male genitalia that can fit in a woman’s private parts (well for most women).  I will NOT be trying out for the adult version of Fear Factor anytime soon. 

5.  Less tattoos on guys that look like Figi tribal warrior bands…. you are NOT from figi or some island discovered by Captain Cook, did not have the same ancestors as anyone born in Tibet, and jeez…. whatever happened to tattoos that just said "I love my Mom"?  If you are going to get a tattoo make sure it at least says ‘I love Vicky Vette’ or something that I can understand without resorting to a book about the ancient history of Pagan rituals.
 
4.  No more Tube Sites supported by any adult companies!  Yes, a lot of you know these sites and frequent them.  Some of them are supported by adult companies seeking your traffic.  I will blog in greater detail about this.  Yes, you can get tons of free stuff but they are doing immeasurable damage to the adult industry such as……
- allowing minors to watch adult,
- making it hard for a lot of companies and performers to make a living from shooting, editing, and selling what they produce
- presenting adult in an inferior format
- making a generation of surfers think that performers like myself simply are willing to give away what we do for free.  Your dentist doesn’t do your teeth for free, your mechanic doesn’t fix your car for free, why assume I do what I do for free?

3.  Adult companies start shooting only girls 21 or over.  I blogged about this before.  I stand by it.  The internet is not forgiving.  Shoot at 18 and it stays with you for life… like a tattoo but worse.  Adult may seem like a blast at 18 but you have no idea what you are getting into until it is too late.  It can lead to things you do not like and change your life forever.  At least at 21 you have had a chance to explore schooling and other jobs before taking the plunge.

2.   A required counseling session with a licensed professional for anyone before they get into the adult industry.  The industry requires testing for diseases regularly for AIDS etc.  I would like to see a counseling session with a licensed professional be added to the conditions for all performers when they go for their first test.  Yes, there are profound issues with your future when you shoot adult material.  It would be great if everyone was required to have a short session with a human being to learn the pitfalls before shooting a gangbang.

1.   For the adult industry to STOP overshooting and saturating the internet and destroying the futures of up and coming adult stars.  I am seeing over and over and over again….. the industry is destroying careers of young stars by getting them to shoot as much as possible as quickly as possible and then glutting the marketplace with their images and content. The industry is going the route of the recording industry….. one hit wonders.  The girls are making less and less money.  The work is getting more difficult and the marketplace is getting glutted to such an extent that no one gives a damn what is coming out when and where.  There are rarely ‘events’ and websites simply do not last. More on this in coming blogs but I think the industry is killing itself by killing the potential of stars.  Part of this is the dramatic increase of the net and the demise of ‘boxcover’ movies.  The ‘throw it all up against the wall and see if it sticks’ mentality simply does not work.  By giving the general public unlimited gigs of movies with little concern for direction, quality or inventiveness… the consumer… ie YOU…. is getting BORING porn…. the same thing, over and over and over again.   I understand the desire to supersize everything in our culture but it is slowly destroying and overwhelming the consumer.  Sometimes less is more… even in adult.

As always.. the above is for discussion and you guys sometimes change my mind so fire away.  Shoot me down.

Beam me up Scotty
Vicky Vette

The battle between Sophia and Jeremy seems never ending, but the heat has been turned WAY UP. In Sophia’s last post here at LIB she mentioned the crime of rape, but not specifically against someone. On her own site, Sophia is making a serious accusation of rape against Jeremy-

http://xxxworldofporn.com/2009/01/01/is-jeremy-steel-any-different-then-jack-venice/

And Jeremy is talking about it on his site-

http://poontalk.wordpress.com/2009/01/03/sophia-mounds-expresses-her-love-for-jeremy-steele/

I’m not getting in the middle of this one, but feel free to read both sides and comment here.

NL-My friend Penny sent me this and it says so much, so badly, lol. I really hate what this man has done to our country, and can’t wait until he no longer carries the title President.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief’s original speaking style. Some of the president’s more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.
 
_ "There’s an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can’t get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.
 
_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.
 
_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.
 
_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.
 
_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.
 
_ "I can’t wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
 
_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
 
_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
 
_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.
 
_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.
 
_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.
 
_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.
 
_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.
 
_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.
 
_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.
 
_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there’s a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I’m one of them. It’s good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.
 
_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it’s going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

NL-I got a sweet and funny note for Otto Bauer & Audrey Hollander.  The pig reference is from the Xmas card I sent them that had a pig with a santa hat  on the front and inside " Go ahead and be naughty this Christmas-no one will squeal on you" I know, it’s corny.

Hello Cindi,
Thank you for the Christmas card- Are you suggesting that we are pigs or that we should try to be more pig-like?
Either way, we howled at the card.

We’ve been busy producing and directing (and performing in) a slew of features for Daring Media from Europe.
I really enjoy bringing REAL hardcore to the feature screen where I get a chance to work a story-line for a few days- it’s fun.

I just wrapped a movie that will send my work in a new direction for 09. It’s called "True Vice" and is an homage to the
Detective/ Confidential/ Vice Blotter/ True Crime genre. I’m gonna do this sort of format for a while, I think. It was a TON of fun
to suggest the genre and style while being SOOOO careful not to step-on the WAY-HARD seXXXX.

We did one last month
called SwingTown that was fun too. Hopefully it will give comfort, guidance, and support to the good citizens of America
who seek to screw their neighbor;)
 
We have been out of the country several times then in-and-out of the edit cave for months now. Sorry we haven’t kept in touch better.
 
Oh, regarding your Q about the AVN noms- "We are thrilled to know that AVN watches and supports the filthy, nasty stuff we do on camera. We can only hope and dream that the Award Jury thinks highly of assholes, elbows, and cum-smeared make-up."
 
Perhaps this year they will take a turn to the unwholesome LOL.
 
I hope that you are well and that you enjoyed the holidays.
Audrey says hello- when do we get to have our ‘private’ time with you?

(NL- The answer to that question is- ANY TIME YOU WANT! lol)
 
All our best,
Otto and Audrey